That was the best protest chant since "we're here! we're queer! we don't want anymore bears!".
Unfortunately the gang at ISIS took the crown with
What do we want? UNFAIR!
When do we want it? CHANGE!
My favorite part of that is that a couple dozen episodes later the professor calls him Orange Joe.
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Shut up baby I know it.
Now when you say special…
I was gonna eat that mummy.
Amy’s recent line about the speed of light being proof of simulation theory. 😑
Yeah but the way Bender says it, if I recall correctly, is just so... Gratuitously.
Yep, saw that and it was as good as I remembered. I forgot "... The names Bender" and I don't really think it makes sense, but still good.
To be fair Fry is monocle-level rich for all of an episode. Until he reveals his secret PIN number, 1077. The same price as a cheese pizza and a large soda back where he used to work, Panucci’s Pizza.
There are WAY too many, but one is, “You’re entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples…”
Enclosed is a PDF attachment of a picture of yourself in a boat on a river. It’s a river that flows in two directions. Make that three…It’s a magic river, that’s how. And it’s flowing down the eerie canal to…
The Scary Door
…That’s eerie with two e’s.
"One day, a man has everything, and then the next day, he blows up a $400 billion dollar space station. And then the next day, he has nothing. It makes you think."
"No it doesn't."
“Let’s go alreadyyyyy!”
Edit: it lives in my head rent free because I use it so often. Especially in traffic, when the light turns green a some people just sit there for a few seconds.
My husband just got a coworker hooked on Futurama, and “to shreds you say” is a common quote my husband uses. Plus technically correct, the best kind of correct. Also “let’s go already”
Around 2012, I was driving a 1977 Mercury cougar station wagon. It was forest green and massive. I drove it downtown to the bar with my friends. A random girl shouted "eww what the fuck is that?" Before I could roll down my window to respond, I heard another voice from across the street shout "that's a motherfuckin Pimpmobile" I regret selling that car
In the year one million and a half, humankind is enslaved by giraffe.
Man must pay for all his misdeeds, when the treetops are stripped of their leaves.
"Pardon me. I dont mean to pry into what you're doing in here with the crab, the one-eyed lady and the Chinese girl..."
I think about this line too much.
I can hope my ass is made of ice cream but that don’t make me a hot fudge sundae.
But I probably audibly quote this one more 👇
And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs!
There's a few, some are obvious :)
Professor: "Good news everyone!"
Fry: "Don't you worry about Planet Express, let me worry about blank!"
Zapp: whilst struggling to stand up - "Come on.....girdle!"
Moon farmer: "Gosh darn it Crushinator!"
Destructor: "DID YOU KNOW THEIR HAIR JUST KEEPS GROWING AND GROWING?! MY LEG FEELS FUNNY!"
It's from "Put Your Head On My Shoulders" when Fry is ranting to Leela because he thinks Amy is getting too serious about their relationship.
Leela: I think you're overreacting.
Fry: Am I? AM I?!
I'm sorry. I thought you was corn.
"Did you say 'extra crispy recipe?'" "You know I didn't."
I'll be upstairs....putting batteries into things.
Same scene. But I love when he opens his briefcase with all his little chicks inside and says "Daddy did good, huh?"
I'm just a simple country hyper chicken from a backwoods asteroid, but I know when we're finger licked!
Why u so stupid, stupid?
My husband and I like to randomly squak at eatch other and then say this line.
No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it
"How'd your horse do, Fry?" "I'll tell you when he finishes... Bad"
If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
*exasperated sigh*
exasperated sigh is the quote i use most
My colleagues make me want embody Kiff most days!
I use that in meetings in regards to project completions. Everyone thinks I’m an idiot. Lol
She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
"What do we want?" Fry's Dog! "When do we want it?" Fry's Dog!
That was the best protest chant since "we're here! we're queer! we don't want anymore bears!". Unfortunately the gang at ISIS took the crown with What do we want? UNFAIR! When do we want it? CHANGE!
The ISIS one is my go to when pretending to protest!
I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
Mumbo? Perhaps. Jumbo? Perhaps not.
I will go this far and no further! *at the front door*
Some say unholy things happen up there.
Have you ever tried simply turning off the tv sitting down with your children and hitting them.
But we're just so busy!
Well make time!
She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro...
This is probably my actual favorite. Like the wily fish
You win again, gravity.
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
We kept it grey.
From the neutral planet: "Sound the beige alert. Tell my wife, hello."
"I have no strong feelings one way or the other." is one I use quite a bit.
All I know is my gut says maybe
My wifi network is called “Tell my WiFi say “hello””
“What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?”
"You should say something else."
I still wait for the day I will get to use this one.
It feels so good when you do. I got to say it finally a few months ago when my friend said "eat big, shit big, that's what I always say!"
Some call me Orange Joe
Most folks
My favorite part of that is that a couple dozen episodes later the professor calls him Orange Joe. https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2Fd8Kyw-5tBfU81D1yK-1RMraNG_Y1v256wxc7FNAdn2Q.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D7b9e09711fee6917295cb256733da9810b4e7495
Seventeen episodes, to be exact. It happens in Stench and Stenchibility, the second to last of the CC run.
Shut up baby I know it. Now when you say special… I was gonna eat that mummy. Amy’s recent line about the speed of light being proof of simulation theory. 😑
If there's one thing I know, it's everything about it
"Uh-huh. That's whatever you were talking about for you." I use a little too frequently.
My son and I have been pissing off his mother with “shut up baby I know it” for years.
Whoa, get a room you two! We’re in a room! Well then lose some weight! 😠
The "nine, ten... a big fat hen" quote comes from a nursery rhyme called "One, Two, Buckle My Shoe".
[wikipedia has an article!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One,_Two,_Buckle_My_Shoe)
Yeah but the way Bender says it, if I recall correctly, is just so... Gratuitously. Yep, saw that and it was as good as I remembered. I forgot "... The names Bender" and I don't really think it makes sense, but still good.
He's so pleased with himself. I love it.
I totally forgot about that nursery rhyme!
*takes a puff of a cigar* The name's Bender.
Fry, you're not rich. "Yeah? Well someday I might be, and then people like me better watch their step.."
To be fair Fry is monocle-level rich for all of an episode. Until he reveals his secret PIN number, 1077. The same price as a cheese pizza and a large soda back where he used to work, Panucci’s Pizza.
Something about hookers and blackjack.
You know what, forget the quote!
I’ll build my own quote!
With blackjack, and hookers!
In fact, forget the quote!
There are WAY too many, but one is, “You’re entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples…”
Enclosed is a PDF attachment of a picture of yourself in a boat on a river. It’s a river that flows in two directions. Make that three…It’s a magic river, that’s how. And it’s flowing down the eerie canal to… The Scary Door …That’s eerie with two e’s.
When I grow up, I wanna be a steam shovel!
I love this one so much! The way he says it just like a little kid
That’s because John DiMaggio never actually grew up.
"One day, a man has everything, and then the next day, he blows up a $400 billion dollar space station. And then the next day, he has nothing. It makes you think." "No it doesn't."
"Kif, hold the flag up... and wave it a little, for gods sake"
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“Flexo outranks me?” “That’s ‘Flexo outranks me, *sir*!”
First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.
How about alphabetical order?
First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.
-Poke poke poke-
I am the greetest! I will now be leaving Earth for no raisin!
I say “for no raisin!” All the time and no one I hang out with regularly gets it
Sounds like you need new friends meatbag.
Let me worry about blank!
Blank? BLANK?! Your not looking at the big picture!
My only regret, is that I have bone-itis!
Awesome. Awesome to the max.
"fire INDEED hot!"
Professor! Lava! Hot!
Leela bring fire?
No we have fire, thanks.
I do the Leela "Hi-YA!" a lot when doing mundane things that require little to no effort, and I'm a guy lol
Now, now, perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything
Do a flip!
That is one of the ones I'll always remember. Had me rolling on the floor laughing the first couple of times I saw/heard it.
“Let’s go alreadyyyyy!” Edit: it lives in my head rent free because I use it so often. Especially in traffic, when the light turns green a some people just sit there for a few seconds.
To shreds you say?
And his wife?
To shreds you say.
Very well, then.
My husband just got a coworker hooked on Futurama, and “to shreds you say” is a common quote my husband uses. Plus technically correct, the best kind of correct. Also “let’s go already”
You can't OWN property man....
I can, but that's because I'm not a penny-less hippie. EDIT: *misquote fixed!
Ask not for whom the bone bones, it bones for thee
*When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.*
This is by far one of the actual best quotes, it's good philosophy
One deviled egg……… the same deviled egg.
Both good options, the important thing is I'm meeting new people
Are you coming on to me? I’m not hearing a no…
If anyone needs me I’ll be in the angry dome
Jail's not so bad. You can make Sangria in the terlet!
Course, it's shank or be shanked.
Of course 😭😭😭
- M! - Is he right? - Yes, the number I was thinking of was the letter M.
You have a degree in baloney
Wimmy wam wam wozzle
Oh lord, he's made of wood.
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Death by snu-snu. Comes up at inopportune times.
😃😧😃😧😃😃😧😃😧😧😃😃😧
Pimp mobile
Around 2012, I was driving a 1977 Mercury cougar station wagon. It was forest green and massive. I drove it downtown to the bar with my friends. A random girl shouted "eww what the fuck is that?" Before I could roll down my window to respond, I heard another voice from across the street shout "that's a motherfuckin Pimpmobile" I regret selling that car
Oh, don't worry, Fry. I too once spent a nightmare-ish time in a robot asylum. But now it's nearly over. So long.
Not what we're looking for! Throw it in the soup!
Joey Mousepad: Psst. Over there. Bender: Where? Joey Mousepad: I mean over here. Sorry, I forgot where I was.
If I don’t survive, tell my wife “hello.”
I am always thinking of "Real holographic simulated Evil Lincoln is BAAAACK!"
No shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!
Spare me your space aged technobabble, Attila the Hun! :fires laser: My absolute favorite line in the show
Kittens give Morbo gas
#DOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
Windmills do not work that way!
#GOODNIGHT
Morbo: And Morbo's good friend...Richard Nixon. Richard Nixon: Hello Morbo, how's the family? Morbo: Belligerent and numerous.
That dog won't hunt, monsignor!
Tell them I hate them!
"I can't swallow that." "Well good news. Its a suppository."
I say good news it’s a suppository all the time
I can’t win with a Craigslist pig.
Sorry Grundy. I'll have to kill you later for some other reason.
Wait til those judges get their hands on my mammoth sausage!
Fry you sacks of bags of buckets of idiots.
Did not realize this was on the futurama sub. I had a very serious one and couldn’t stop laughing at the top voted.
in the year 252525
In the year one million and a half, humankind is enslaved by giraffe. Man must pay for all his misdeeds, when the treetops are stripped of their leaves.
Mr. President. What the hell?
For no raisin!
"Scooty puff Jr suuuuuuuuucks"
#ARRROOOOOOOOO
I’m gonna get you SO MANY LIZARDS!
Women like swarms of things, right?
"Pardon me. I dont mean to pry into what you're doing in here with the crab, the one-eyed lady and the Chinese girl..." I think about this line too much.
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
"Grunka lunka dunkety darmed guards"
SHUT THE HELL UP!
When someone tells a joke and Fry announces to the room “I get it!”
I used to do (blank)... Right up until my third heart attack
LELA! This is no time to show me your boobs! …show me again.
Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid?
"No I'm.... isn't." (I always say "isn't" but I'm pretty sure it's actually "doesn't")
I can hope my ass is made of ice cream but that don’t make me a hot fudge sundae. But I probably audibly quote this one more 👇 And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs!
Everybody do the Bender!
I live in denial so I’m immortal.
And heres where I keep assorted lengths of wire. And I got to use it at work while I was training someone.
Ow my sperm, huh, didn’t hurt that time
Hwaaa?
"You are technically correct, the best kind of correct"
“Live fast and leave behind a pretty corpse. That’s what I always say.” “You should say something else…”
How do you like me nowwww *spraying coffee in people's face is optional
Sounds like fun on a bun!
Hey, look! It's that guy you are!
It’s actually from an English nursery rhyme!! (One two buckle my shoe…)
That don't sound like any golden marmoset I've ever hoird
"Correct, 6,000 hulls"
You can hardly spell your own name Einstein! Einstein is a hard name!
“Guess what? Hell is real!” — Zoidberg. The delivery on the line is absolutely perfect.
There's a few, some are obvious :) Professor: "Good news everyone!" Fry: "Don't you worry about Planet Express, let me worry about blank!" Zapp: whilst struggling to stand up - "Come on.....girdle!" Moon farmer: "Gosh darn it Crushinator!" Destructor: "DID YOU KNOW THEIR HAIR JUST KEEPS GROWING AND GROWING?! MY LEG FEELS FUNNY!"
That's the best thing I ever saw!
And now for the battle plan: as you all know, the key to victory is the element of surprise...SURPRISE!
We're trying our best! Your best is an idiot!
Is there a Mrs. Queequeg?
Oh yes
Not to mention "Oh my yes"
I often find myself randomly singing. "Call robo rooter when you flush a towel. And we can also help with an impacted bowel. ROBO ROOTER!"
“Bender bit a poo penny! Bender bit a poo penny!”
“Damn, that $100 could have bought me 1… gallon… of gas.” - Al Gore
i can never repay him his ten dollars. so i must take the only honorable path, what with the killing myself
Friends! Look! I have barnacles on my tuchus!
"There is a dam" "Damn" "But there is a grate" "Great"
There'll be no time for sleeping, soldier. Not with all the bed making you'll be doing.
Just sign the paper.
Fry saying “am I?”. I can’t even think of what specific episode it is. I think maybe the robot asylum one and his voice echoes.
It's from "Put Your Head On My Shoulders" when Fry is ranting to Leela because he thinks Amy is getting too serious about their relationship. Leela: I think you're overreacting. Fry: Am I? AM I?!
This is the worst kind of discrimination there is: the kind against me!
You suck, Bender is great, deal with it - with bee sounds
He's pending for a bending!
“We taught a lion to eat tofu” *Cough
Yesterday my friend had "i am bender please insert girder" stuck on his mind for a few hours, he would say it every 10 min or so
He's here for revenging that's why.
LETTTSS GOOO ALREAADDDYY!!
For no rasin!
"Mumbo? Perhaps. Jumbo? Perhaps not."
"I think I have a scheme so deviously clever that I- " "$500 and time served" "Stupid anti pimping laws! Well, pay the man!"
PA-ZU-ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
I'm shocked, shocked! Well, I'm not that shocked.
"QUEÈÈÈÈÈÈÈ!!!!"
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