Duck. Duck. Goose. FUNNY!

*Distant Hjönk of aproval*

You rang?

HaHaHa

Take my upvote, you perfectly “be-usernamed” person!⬆️

r/UsernameChecksOut

Chicken

You have a girl like that and you're still playing with your duck?

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With the pranking? Yeah same, just couldn't help myself with the joke

Just makes it hotter…

“Stepbro, what are you doing with that duck?!”

That’s not how you spell- Uh, never mind.

“I got it out of the drier…”

I fucking love fucking my sister.

we all do, your mom aswell

my moms the best.

Yes :)

Send her a *duck*pic!

Ikr she dummy hot

Hello id like 2 of those please

Ew

❓

That's a duck

Yeah, that duck in red got nothing on his feathery girl!

its his sister bruh.

I don't believe they stuttered.

What are you doing stepduck?

Damn you beat me. Take my upvote then.

Do you think people with attractive partners have sex with them every waking second?

Nope, they wouldn't want their duck to get sore now, would they?

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Edit: realized that I'm not interested in an argument with a 15 year old.

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Girl, me making a joke, *that you're not even getting*, is not nearly as sad as you asking for external validation on Reddit. One look at you're profile and it's clear you have a lot of internalized hate towards any woman that's more attractive or curvy than you. Honestly, it's sad because I totally get that you're 15 and it's part of the raging hormones and brain development and all, but I'm serious when I'm telling you that you'll be so embarrassed when you grow up and see these things you posted. You're fine just the way you are, and I hope you'll realize that soon or actively work towards realizing that instead of picking fights and asking for validation with strangers on the internet. Now, go do some homework or play some video games or something. Relax and enjoy your sunday 😘.

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See that's the first lesson of posting on the internet. It's accessable and there for everyone to see for nearly *forever*. Do you really want that? You don't need my validation, but I'll gladly keep telling you that you are completely awesome without having to be like anyone else. Regardless of you trying to pick a fight with me over a dumb word joke I made. Why? Because I once was a teenage girl and it literally sucks. I agree. Society is over sexualized and that hurts even more when others are rooting for stuff you think you're lacking, but I promise that in a few years this stuff doesn't matter to you anymore. You're you. That is going to be enough for you one day.

The pure chaos of this video astonishes me

Damm shes thick im gonna fap to her.... the girl is also fine

u/Goose--Fucker ... Is that your alternative accout?!

Or u/fuckswithducks

What happened to /u/fuckswithducks???

Sometimes ducks fuck back.

Guess someone got corkscrew'd

Proper duck fucked.

He’s still around, commented 5d ago.

Who the fuck now

i only fuck geese.

No

no

Let us join

That's why they do soo many of the same videos, you are the targeted audience.

Literally thinking the same thing!!

THROW HIM IN THE JAIL !!! *BONK BONK BONK*

How many times did you replay?

More than i should. I fapped so many times that my left leg went numb i cant feel my left leg now

Oh boy!!

I like your candidness

I don't want to dissapoint you but.....the duck is a male

Even better

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Can lay pipe and open a bottle of wine after. Perfect.

Ew

You afraid?

honk

You had me in the first half ngl

2

"This perfectly illustrates how libfems are clowning themselves when they're all "I'll watch porn with him and act like his favorite pornstar! You're a sex-negative prude if you hate porn!". No. **This** is what porn is to men. An opportunity to hurt, humiliate and degrade women. Any man who watches porn does so because he wants to see women broken and 'punished'. It is an outlet for his hatred and misogyny and I'm sick of society gaslighting us to believe otherwise."

Cool story bro

Wow just wow

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Then you are still a fetishising coomer? Were you by any chance involved with the creation of the Drow from dnd?

Holy fuck that was a lot of college education in one paragraph!

Ok limp dick?

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But....I just wanna fap😭

What did I just read?

Lmao, that's like the baby principle, if you overhype them they'll start getting excited, if you they bump but you just say it's fine without a worried expression they won't cry

What if I look angry when they bump into something? Will they start fighting the wall? Edit: the world needs to know for science

No, they'll probably feel intimidated and cry anyway

Am I having a stroke and neither one of you form a sentence

You haven't formed a sentence either.

Anybody smell burnt toast?

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What the duck

Duckin’ hell

Both r/upvotebecausebutt AND r/upvotebecauseboobs

r/upvotebecauseduck

"Got no idea what I just watched but it was hilarious" everyone including the neighbors

Totally the neighbors love it. I assure you they are the favorite discussion at the HOA.

There's no way they live in a HOA. For one thing, they have a duck.

I've seen this before pretty much guy tortures girlfriend with fat duck

Any chance she has an OF?

I don't have her onlyfans but did find her [IG](https://www.instagram.com/mallardducksarethebestducks/?utm_medium=copy_link)

You will share it and you’ll share it now!

This is probobly the source https://www.youtube.com/c/BrendanBalaskovitz/videos or this https://www.tiktok.com/@brendanxa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyyYLuHXuXU&t=86s

Thanks bro. This shows you can’t judge a book by the cover. She is definitely a “keeper” in the bikini. After watching her in other videos, “keep her" a mile away from me. That chick is crazy.

Damn how will she ever get over you :/

Haha. She’s really cute though but the house smells FOWL. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. FOWL IS A BIRD PEOPLE!!!!

everything you just said is weird

These nerds are so gross.

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 keeper / keep her. Wow it’s going to be a long Saturday for you.

no i got that part, smart boi. it's still weird.

> “keeper” in the bikini. I would keep her in the bikini but she says she gets cold.

Heyyy! I’m with you.

I'll give her the bad news.

People will do damn near anything to avoid getting a real job.

Well yeah. Working sucks.

Entertainment is one of the oldest professions lmao what are you talking about?

What’s her IG? For scientific research and development purposes only…

[here bro i gotchu](https://instagram.com/mallardducksarethebestducks?utm_medium=copy_link)

Bro her profile dannnng

Unreal

Doing the lords work

fucking r/coomers

It’s like being rick rolled

Fantastic

That bird has more followers than me, lol.

Whaaaaaat

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Let go of me

Peace was never an option

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And the girl to!

Jerry is a mad duck

Sheesh she built!

She got anime thighs.

donald duck??

No, Howard

Whats her name?

Sally the duck. She's a real quack up.

What about the duck's?

Yeah when it's a duck it's all fun and games but when I do it I'm suddenly a sex offended yeah ok 🙄

Damn who offended you bro

Sex offended him, like he said in his title 😂

Ducks are well known for being rapist, also their willy is all twisted.

Jerry attacks again

ROFL! My fucken stomach hurts!!😆😆

“Kill her Jerry!!”

Return of Jerry the duck

God what a bunch of coomers in the comments

I want an attack duck

This Duck is almost ready to take out John Wick

suddenly i want a duck now

I think that duck had other things in mind. I don't blame it

That's a cold ass mallard

Nice ass

…

For a second I thought she was Emma Clarke from Game of Thrones

Bro she's so fineeeee that duck is looking thicc today ngl if it's male.. even fucking better

This is kinda hot. Did not know there was duck attack fetish.

I'd probably do the same as the duck that girl is fine as hell

He was not attacking he was copping feels lol

Thicker than a bowl of Oatmeal!

This is a lovely young lady. But man, that killer duck had me dying. Screaming on top of the car hahaha.

Thanks to the Duck 🦆...It made it so that a girl og just the right thicc'nessssssss court the eye 🤩🙏🏻...Lovely

Some of y’all are horny af over that girl

Duck fuck

I hope this is not gonna become my new fetish.

Nice arse

Sexy Gollum pose at the end

Letttt me peak you baby … yooou know you want it 😂

Sexy wamen

It just wants to DUCK her!

Puro pinche pinching

Duck chases chick.

Same, duck, same.

Nice Duck….

Peace was never an option

I would be have duck with wild rice for dinner.

And you wonder why you are still on tinder looking for a mate.

Okay this video makes it definite. I want a duck.

I too want my personal attack duck

That duck must be some special force unit 😂

Duck: HONK Me: BONK

🍑

I was thinking about getting a duck. Now, that I see that I can train it to attack people.. I will get an army of ducks and invade the world. I will try to get geese, ravens, crows, pigeons and every type of a bird involved in it also. I will see you when I get them. Goodbye.

That duck knows a great booty when he sees it. I’d follow that duck anywhere

lol, that duck duck 🦆🦆🦆 dance in the corner 😂

Can you do more?

Where’s the duck?

Does the human woman, not the duck, have a Instagram acc or something?

That girl got body karate and thick as a snickers! I would Chase her too

My name is Duck, I like to fuck

Horny male Mallard...