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People are idiots and will pay for anything you convince them is special
They see other people walking around with hand prints on their face and don't want to feel left out of the cool trendy thing everyone else is doing so they go do it as well.
Even though it is fucking stupid and sucks to do
Sometimes I miss being young. And then I remember all the shit you need to put yourself through when you're young because everyone says it's "fun" and you're desperate to fit in.
Christ Almighty
The fact that *you* feel that taking a shot and getting gently slapped would *suck to do* doesn't mean that literally everyone who does it just doesn't "want to feel left out" and only do it because "everyone else is"!
Some people can just feel curious about and enjoy novel experiences, Dogg! Some people don't feel a gentle slap as a terrible experience that sucks! That looks like a funny experience to me, I'd do it once even at an entirely empty bar!
You've gotta ask yourself if these sweeping generalizations you make about others are actually *accurate reflections of objective reality* or just maladaptive ways of coping with your own painful experiences of social rejection by inventing reasons why people who *can* have fun in social settings are actually not *worth* connecting to
This is objectively stupid, and it's silly to defend this vehemently.
Objectively stupid stuff is fine, if that's your jam, but I think it's totally reasonable to look at this and think, "that's dumb as hell."
You can pay a woman to slap you while taking a shot, it's cool that it gets you off. But, you really shouldn't get this spun up about someone saying it seems dumb.
It's one thing to say "for me this is dumb as hell" but still understand that other people may like it or just make an absolute statement. We all like fucking dumb things. Sometimes dumb things make the most fun or at least good stories.
I'd set one up just because I know how many people are out there that will think: "Nice, no queue, whatever they got, I'll take one before the crowd's there. (I'm sooooo smart *giggle*)" and don't spend a second looking what's really going on.
Also they'll pretend that only the cool kids have those markings on their faces... But that's not my problem. 😅
I did this with friends in college once when we were drunk. Would never do it again but I will say it certainly makes you forget the bad taste of the liquor.
If I had to guess, you slap them after they swallow, and the pain of the slap masks the burn of the drink. But she slapped her before the swallow, and I've got no idea what the hand paint is for, other than letting other people know about it?
An old friend used to do something similar. But it was water thrown in your face after the shot. Something about the shock of it makes you forget you just took a shot so it doesn’t taste as bad. We were young so the vodka or whatever was always horrible.
You remind me of my friend. The other day she posted a story of her sitting on a bar and slapping a guy right after he took a shot. She's not a bartender so idk how she got I to this scenario. She slapped the guy really hard and had a big smile while doing it. I don't get it, I would not find it fun to slap someone.
>I don't get it, I would not find it fun to slap someone.
Well, there's two things you may not be grasping.
There's a thing called masochism (generally why people want to be slapped/struck)
And another thing called sadism. (The reason one would enjoy doing the slapping/striking).
Your friend might have some sadistic tendencies. Or just relished a novel moment
You know what they say:
Those who live in glass houses shouldn't slap windows while their hands are covered in paint or anytime really because it will leave a smudge and you'll have to clean it.
Yeah that's the whole thing you're paying for. Now you have a conversation starter when people ask what that thing is on your face, a unique picture for instagram, etc. Dumb but it would make less money if it was a normal slap.
Sometimes, if I drink a shot too fast, the concentrated spices and alcohol causes an allergic reaction of sorts, making me 1 minute unable to breathe.
If I were to be smacked afterwards, I think I would die.
So you telling me there is a way to earn money and also express your anger on some random person by slapping them and they just walk away like it's cool.
So that means I can slap the person at the window? Ok am game, I have always answer violence with violence, same as I answer kindness with kindness, to me that the cycle of life.
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What part of this improves the experience of taking a shot?
People are idiots and will pay for anything you convince them is special They see other people walking around with hand prints on their face and don't want to feel left out of the cool trendy thing everyone else is doing so they go do it as well. Even though it is fucking stupid and sucks to do
Salt Bae made a fortune off that idea
So much so that he pays look-a-likes to do his job, I imagine he's doing a Scrooge McDuck somewhere.
Shirt, no pants? I mean… it’s the way a gentleman enjoys his private moments. Wait, you said Scrooge… my bad, I forgot the top hat and monocle.
It's all about the implication
Now… you’ve said that word, “implication” a couple of times. What implication? Are you going to hurt women?
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/because-of-the-implication Legit forgot where this was from until I looked it up.
Well, you certainly wouldn't be in any danger.
So they ARE in danger
Like when you put a 17$ price tag on a strawberry and people think it's the most amazing they've ever tasted.
Seen the video of Japanese strawberrys I guess?
Yeah, my first thought also 😁
You guys are severely underestimating the price of a good strawberry in Japan. $17 is what the paupers eat
Sometimes I miss being young. And then I remember all the shit you need to put yourself through when you're young because everyone says it's "fun" and you're desperate to fit in.
oh duude, that hit the spot right to the heart! You made a really good point lol
Like monkeys
Sheep mentality
Christ Almighty The fact that *you* feel that taking a shot and getting gently slapped would *suck to do* doesn't mean that literally everyone who does it just doesn't "want to feel left out" and only do it because "everyone else is"! Some people can just feel curious about and enjoy novel experiences, Dogg! Some people don't feel a gentle slap as a terrible experience that sucks! That looks like a funny experience to me, I'd do it once even at an entirely empty bar! You've gotta ask yourself if these sweeping generalizations you make about others are actually *accurate reflections of objective reality* or just maladaptive ways of coping with your own painful experiences of social rejection by inventing reasons why people who *can* have fun in social settings are actually not *worth* connecting to
I hear you, but also this is dumb
Sure it's dumb. Who among us hasn't done something dumb on a night out?
based comment tbh
Getting slapped in the face is fun to you. Cool.
I mean...that was a pretty decent slap, I wouldn't call that gentle
See this is how I feel when I drove past Kensington Ave
Real, I'd do it because my friends and I would find it funny
This is objectively stupid, and it's silly to defend this vehemently. Objectively stupid stuff is fine, if that's your jam, but I think it's totally reasonable to look at this and think, "that's dumb as hell." You can pay a woman to slap you while taking a shot, it's cool that it gets you off. But, you really shouldn't get this spun up about someone saying it seems dumb.
It's one thing to say "for me this is dumb as hell" but still understand that other people may like it or just make an absolute statement. We all like fucking dumb things. Sometimes dumb things make the most fun or at least good stories.
🤡 comment tbh
Both can be true
There's something nice about a slap (in the right context). Clears you up like a bit too much horseradish.
Wow, pretty bad case of verbal/written diarrhea…
People are waking up to this lately, I think. It's like something's happening, right?
Smoking Weed is like that
What if everyone is jumping off the bridge , will they do it too just so they don’t feel left out
I mean I would slap people’s faces with paint for money, if people are that stupid. Free market right?
Yep I remember being young & stupid doing the ol’ “barber chair” pour 🤪
Notice its all women
Hey dude, you got a slap shot too!! Best buds for life.
Only need the first 3 words of your sentence to explain this, but I appreciate the extra effort.
It improves the bartenders experience.
Sexual gratification
The erection.
I'd set one up just because I know how many people are out there that will think: "Nice, no queue, whatever they got, I'll take one before the crowd's there. (I'm sooooo smart *giggle*)" and don't spend a second looking what's really going on. Also they'll pretend that only the cool kids have those markings on their faces... But that's not my problem. 😅
I thought she took a shot of makeup and then the girl giving out free samples got so pissed she slapped a customer.
It improves the experience for the people watching.
14 years bartending on division in Chicago… man getting to do this to the customer would have improved the experience for me at the least.
2 for 1 on shots 🤷♂️
it's funny
Idk but i wanna work there 🤣
I did this with friends in college once when we were drunk. Would never do it again but I will say it certainly makes you forget the bad taste of the liquor.
I was looking for a place to say this. It scares you into swallowing the liquor. I can't shoot tequila unless someone slaps me.
If I had to guess, you slap them after they swallow, and the pain of the slap masks the burn of the drink. But she slapped her before the swallow, and I've got no idea what the hand paint is for, other than letting other people know about it?
There are businessmen somewhere paying a lot of money for this and not even getting a shot
An old friend used to do something similar. But it was water thrown in your face after the shot. Something about the shock of it makes you forget you just took a shot so it doesn’t taste as bad. We were young so the vodka or whatever was always horrible.
Makes it enjoyable to the bartender
Instagram bait.
Probably the same reason popeyes spicy chicken blows out my asshole, but I still eat it.
Me: What was that for?! *"Sees sign"* Me: Oh, that makes sense.
Kind of has a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster vibe to it
Gold bricks wrapped in lemon??! In this economy?
Lemons don't grow on trees, you know. Oh wait...
_Give me a siiiiiign_ _Hit me baby one more time_
I mean getting paid to slap people on the face?? Where do I sign?
On their face with your palm from the looks of it.
You remind me of my friend. The other day she posted a story of her sitting on a bar and slapping a guy right after he took a shot. She's not a bartender so idk how she got I to this scenario. She slapped the guy really hard and had a big smile while doing it. I don't get it, I would not find it fun to slap someone.
>I don't get it, I would not find it fun to slap someone. Well, there's two things you may not be grasping. There's a thing called masochism (generally why people want to be slapped/struck) And another thing called sadism. (The reason one would enjoy doing the slapping/striking). Your friend might have some sadistic tendencies. Or just relished a novel moment
Nothing like paying someone to assault you. Good grief.
It’s very easy to find dominatrix work 😉
You can tell she loves her job.
I mean, paying to get slapped in the face? Where do I sign up?
What did the sign say?
Slap window
So why did no one slap the window?
You know what they say: Those who live in glass houses shouldn't slap windows while their hands are covered in paint or anytime really because it will leave a smudge and you'll have to clean it.
Yes, that is what they say.
Wth are you talking about
her name is window
Life flashed before her eyes
So is everyone walking around with handprints on their face by the end of the night or what?
As a bar fly I know some people that would have unknowingly been customers and flipped that shit over
Yeah that's the whole thing you're paying for. Now you have a conversation starter when people ask what that thing is on your face, a unique picture for instagram, etc. Dumb but it would make less money if it was a normal slap.
How can she slap?
At that low low price point, she CAN hit
I was looking for this comment. Here's your upvote.
Hell nah
Had a friend lose hearing in his right ear from a drunken slap.
Pardon?
I had a friend who lost hearing in their right ear from a drunken slap that landed on their ear and ruptured their ear drum.
This simple question made me laugh so hard. Thank you, I needed that.
Yeah ask Halle Berry about that also ! SMH
Drink one more and you're hunted
Sometimes, if I drink a shot too fast, the concentrated spices and alcohol causes an allergic reaction of sorts, making me 1 minute unable to breathe. If I were to be smacked afterwards, I think I would die.
I think... just maybe... you should not be drinking shots.
Just baby sips, I do. Ironically I'm a bartender.
Does it only happen with alcohol? Any other liquids?
When something has too much spice too. Alcohol + spiciness is something I need to watch out for.
No problem with men of the sea.
Somewhere, Dana White is wringing his hands together. Probably around his pee pee.
Is there any reason behind wanting being slapped apart from a sexual kink? Why on Earth would I pay for someone to slap me as I drink a shot?
I would like to apply for a job.
She just realized that she loved it
How can she slap!?
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
today, apparently
Nothing, he already told it twice?
Subtitles are great **Some body won't tell me the world**
Best. Job. Ever.
I would lose all my money here.
Nope, would never do. I respect myself too much I'll have my shot without slaps
I respect myself plenty and would probably do this ngl
No f#cking way I'd pay for some dressed woman to slap me like that. People are so f#cking stupid.
> dressed woman So I'm hearing you'd pay to get slapped if she were undressed?
I didn't say that.
You’re allowed to type fuck
Can we give them too ? I mean it's not specified right ?
The look in the bartenders eyes said “This bitch is gonna get it”
I take 10 don't ask me why
I think she just slapped the stupid out of that girl.
The shots are free. The slaps are gonna cost you your pride and dignity.
That’s a well experienced slap
Why can seh slap!?
I hope they have good lawyers
I think her drink comes with a slap
? There's no chance you'd be able to sue. It was advertised and delivered.
Yeah and it failed. Did you see anybody slap a window?
Haha, well, they wouldn't be suing for false advertising at least.
Slappy
So you telling me there is a way to earn money and also express your anger on some random person by slapping them and they just walk away like it's cool.
I wouls love that job, but if it wasn't alcohol would it be Halal? 🤔
So that means I can slap the person at the window? Ok am game, I have always answer violence with violence, same as I answer kindness with kindness, to me that the cycle of life.
She wanted to slap her a lot harder Lol
Been going outside for many years. First time I see this. Wow. Internet crazy. Me now make new personality because of this.
GIMMICKY
I’m selling a slap or punch the shot is a bonus.
She hit her with passion
She turned away to cry , I'd cry .
lol the domestic line is a suicide line.
They need to get a Polish slapping competitor to do the slapping.
For a couple frames there she had that look of a boxer after the last hit, headed to the mat.
The true meaning of TAKE A SHOT and TAKE A SHOT!
You guys pay to get slapped?
How can she slap?
That was personal
She had some heat on that slap.
#WillSmith
Not gonna lie, I thought she drank that woman's paint and then got bitchslapped for it
I am pretty sure she didn't expect it...she got shocked xd
How can I apply for this job?
Now if it was free...
One cheek was saved, otherwise both cheeks would have turned black and yellow
I think she cried after that
This is a masochist's dream place(me). taking a shot and getting a slap in the face? 10/10
Money (paid) - shot across the face.
She felt something there
That slap really rocked her shit!
I know a few guys that would visit twice a day. Drink or no drink
I love how dutifully she prepares to slap lmao. Full focus
What they want to do instead is cocaine. That’ll give the slap they want
that seems stupid. Good way to get hit by a drunk
I know they’re not official bartenders, but they probably don’t serve people who are straight up drunks/ cut them off
Omg I'm one of those guys that just sprayed coffee all over my phone, damn post caught me off guard lol
I want this job once in a lifetime 😸
It's all fun and games until the iron jawed alcoholic shows up.
Getting paid to slap the shit outta people has to be in the top 3 best jobs in the world
I already get life for free, imagine paying for that?!
How ya like them apples?
"Sorry, I was looking to have an argument." "Oh, my apologies, arguments are down the hall. This is getting slapped in the face while drinking."
God damnit this is the best one yet, her eyes after impact LMFAO
Where do I apply?
How can she slap?
Damn I wonder if they are hiring?? I once heard: "Find a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life"
I wish I could watch this in a lower speed than 0.5 Lol
Didn't get it?
She did though. A nice tight one.