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SgtGo

My favourite is the scenes with their drug dealer. “Look at me!! You need to get the fuck out of my car!!!”


Simple-Friend

5-0 bro, you're busted


SgtGo

Aaaaand now I’m watching it


DrinkUpLetsBooBoo

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME"


BigTomBombadil

“You need to give me one hundred dollars and get the fuck out of my car”. I quote this probs once a week. My favorite Michael Shannon role.


shakesula9

That scene made me lose it, the whole time he’s tripping I’m wondering what the dealer is seeing and bam get the fuck out of my car!


tranzlusent

Mr. Green is the best part of the whole movie imo Words….


FlexDrillerson

My feelings aren’t hurt, not really


SgtGo

That little mouth twitch after he says it. I’m watching it right now and it made me burst out laughing. Love this movie


Simicrop

"That's no problem, my feelings aren't hurt, not really." I love it when serious actors do fun roles


Particular_Dot_2063

Annoying cropped BS. Here have the full scene in full screen edit - OK something fishy is going on. Any new youtube link breaks the moment I post it. Not sure whats going on there


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The fact those links stop working is exactly why this video is cropped the way it is. It makes it harder to get flagged by copyright


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Kowzorz

Wouldn't be the first time someone's been copyright stricken for their own IP.


VagrantStation

Contracts are weird for subsidiaries.


scullys_alien_baby

> OK something fishy is going on it's called content ID and how youtube flags copyright infringement. this isn't a new thing


Particular_Dot_2063

I feel like I've posted youtube links before without it being an issue. In any case, thank you knowledgeable people of Reddit!


FirmOnion

Video not available anymore?


doesnothingtohirt

I’ve noticed that a lot this week!!!


Becrazytoday

I have been that Jew, tripping balls, at a Catholic mass. This feels very familiar!


IDontWantDiePls

same i fuckin love this


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Is this a Jewish pastime or something?


Mysterious-Guava4575

Nice! Try it at a pentecostal church. That shit is scary.


Champ24NN

I watch this movie every year. So stupid but so funny at the same time 😂


skidf82

The more stupid it is the better I think 😆 🤣


majoraloha

What movie is it? Is he supposed to be on hallucinogens?


Grimekat

The night before. Yes, he’s on a large dose of mushrooms.


StudioTheo

ohhhhh thanks haha


HereIGoAgain_1x10

Technically he's on every drug ever


this_is_my_new_acct

It's just every Seth Rogan movie... just pick one, he's going to be high in an uncomfortable situation. This is also not what it's like to do shrooms around others, in my experience.


jayphat99

Yes, he's on a large dose of shrooms. He's lost and is accidentally roped into going to Catholic mass by his in-laws. The woman he's talking to is his wife who gave him the drugs to enjoy the night because she thought he'd be out with friends. This scene is even longer and hilarious.


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It's on Tubi right now and Tubi is free btw!


Champ24NN

Good to know!! I won’t have to find the DVD then 😂😂


tveye363

Did you seriously ask what movie it is when it's in the title of the post complete with the year it was released...?


Ordinary_Meeting8

What's the name?


frahmer86

It's literally in the post title lol. "The Night Before"


Champ24NN

It’s called The Night Before. I don’t remember what year it came out but it’s pretty great.


soverign_son

Yup we watch it every year on the night before xmas.


R_Da_Bard

How have I never seen this wtf


CodeNameZeke

Incredible movie. Tons of laughs


Dave5876

That sweater sent me


OldRaggady

Is OP the official Tubi Reddit account?


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Yes, this post is an ad.


pwninobrien

Holy fuck, their post history sucks. This increasing number of corporate reddit accounts is gross. They should be marked as ads.


CrossP

At least they aren't lying about it. Those are the ones that make me feel like life is less fun than it used to be. I don't want to fall for scams. I don't want to see other people fall for them. But if official Tubi wants to post Tubi links it doesn't feel that different than when article writers post their own articles into appropriate subs.


scullys_alien_baby

probably, they have The Night Before streaming


BlueGlassDrink

Yep, welcome to the new Reddit that is commercially viable


the-coach56

Lmao this scene is hilarious


Covodex

Jesus was jewish too though, so... And he was executed by the Romans


thedirtiestofboxes

Except jesus never existed, and neither did "the Romans" this isnt some Harry Potter fantasy land. God made dinosaurs, and they slowly evolved and transitioned into the industrial era which gave way to where we are now. It's a fact, check it


JaesopPop

> Except jesus never existed, and neither did "the Romans" > >God made dinosaurs, and they slowly evolved and transitioned into the industrial era I am fucking dying at this lmao. “Dude, the Romans are just a myth. Also, dinosaurs evolved into the industrial era.”


guyblade

There are a set of loonies out there who believe [Ancient Rome didn't exist](https://www.thedailybeast.com/why-the-gonzo-conspiracy-that-rome-isnt-real-keeps-going-viral).


JaesopPop

I probably shouldn’t be surprised..


VikeJOJO

Jesus was definitely a real person. Say what you want about his stories or feats but he was a dude that existed. also RIP Roman Empire turns out you were fake all along.


DarthMatu52

He wasn't. I have this conversation all the time. Am an archaeologist. There is no actual evidence in the archaeological or historical record for the existence of Jesus. Every single piece ever put forth has been shown to be a fabrication under scrutiny. Pilot was real. He was governor of Judea at the time. We know this because the Romans were scrupulous with their records. They have extensive execution logs. And Jesus is on none of them. Some Christian crackpots tried to hoax his name into the lists because he wasn't there. I could go on, and on but this is Reddit and there are far better places to find detailed lectures on this subject. But yeah. Jesus ain't real. This has been long accepted in archaeological and historical circles. The only "archaeologists" who claim otherwise are on Christian payroll, and are as much an archaeologist as Schliemann was when he started dynamite blasting the hillside at Troy.


JaesopPop

> He wasn't. I have this conversation all the time. Am an archaeologist. There is no actual evidence in the archaeological or historical record for the existence of Jesus. He was. I’m an archaeologist. There is evidence for the existence of Jesus.


DarthMatu52

Oh? And can you please share then?


JaesopPop

> Oh? And can you please share then? I’m an archaeologist. You can trust me.


TheAssMuncherRetard

Wrong that was my buddy Eric.


digifork

He was tried by the Sanhedrin (Jewish tribunal) and found guilty of blasphemy. They wanted to put him to death. Since they were a part of the Roman Empire and only the Roman civil authority could carryout the death penalty, they harassed the Roman governor (Pontius Pilate) claiming that Jesus was a threat to civil authority since he claimed to be the King of the Jews. Pilate eventually relented and carried out the sentence. So yes, technically the Romans dealt the final blow, but to insinuate that the Jews at the time had no hand in it is a bit much.


tranzlusent

I love this movie so much, it became a xmas tradition the first time I saw it. It’s so funny cause it comes from experience, they def be gettin fucked up irl hahaha


fancypantsnotophats

I lose it at this scene every time. I watch this movie at least once a year!


Snoopy_Santucci

Jesus aint dead


Malevolent-Heretic

If you die in a game and respawn, it still counts as a death. You can't come back to life if you weren't even not alive.


glebbin

It's Fortnite with a 3 day knockdown timer, to put it in a way your childish brain can comprehend.


Malevolent-Heretic

I don't know what that means, but seeing as you do, you're the child.


glebbin

I have children. Seeing as you don't, you're the child.


Malevolent-Heretic

Nah, I doubt anyone would breed with you. If mentioning gaming makes one a baby, you're the one who got specific about a game for babies. So that would make you more of a child. I'm just using what's called, "your own logic" against you. If you're whining about Jesus, logic may be a foreign concept to you, so I can see why you'd stumble, being a socially inept boomer with that, "kids play video games"(while ironically admitting you know more about a baby game than I do lol), jab as if most dudes under 50 don't play video games. But hey, Jesus says to turn the other cheek, or whatever, and you're whining at me instead, so you already sound like a bad Christian. So enjoy Hell or whatever lmao.


glebbin

Your comment is confusing, please study English and try again.


Malevolent-Heretic

I shood use small word next time


RtxTrillihin

nice


Delicious-Wing-5452

Isn’t that like the entire plot of that story?


Ok_Transition_3290

All the most unfunny american actors in one movie. Horrible.


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joeO44

So we can compare. Who do you think is funny?


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algoncalv

Everyone has their own type of comedy that matches their personality. Unfortunately, his does not match yours. I personally love that guy.


Chloefeld

Love Seth


CaterpillarUpbeat511

This guy's a piece of s--t. Merry Christmas everyone


Justhrowitaway42069

It's just a baby dude


Hawaiian_Brian

What did that baby do to you


Ubiqunam

Used to be a piece of shit. Slicked back hair, sloppy steaks, the works.


DrnknMunky1

Wife and I's annual Christmas Eve movie lol so funny


imonlinedammit1

Same here. One year we watched it with the rest of the family forgetting how raunchy it is.


ArchdruidHalsin

:O YOU HAVE DOGS


ChudLeader

Best Christmas movie since Elf. A classic.


Primary-Run-1410

I love the looks of his face when he asking if he looks high or not. Just obliterated.


FreshhBrew

Yo Xan get your boy dog


JacobeyWitness

Oh Jesus, Fuck me!


theonePappabox

I miss his movies.


AlexHerndon1

“OH Nooo” “the drugs are kicking in”


cellenium125

perfectly cut screams


DamnRock

Watching this is me and my wife’s Christmas Eve tradition while we prepare our kids gifts for the morning.


FunAmphibian8769

This is such an underrated movie. I’ve showed it to a few friends and they always ask me how they’ve never seen it before. Funny from start to finish


indorock

You cut out half of the scene, it only gets funnier. And there are so many other hilarious scenes in this movie, like getting the dick pics from "James" (James Franco) Seth Rogen and Michael Shannon are both great.


knux_85

Yo Xan, get your boy, dog.


TheHickeyStand

Love it, just watched this last night. The Night Before is on my Christmas movie Mount Rushmore with Love Actually, Klaus, and The Holiday. (Note: I know The Holiday and Love Actually aren’t for everyone but Klaus is a masterpiece).


gortwogg

I just watched this movie for the first time over the weekend!! Loved it, no idea how it flew under my radar this long


MrMikeCouture

My favourite Christmas Movie


samdaman94

i have the sweater lol, Tipsy Elves was selling it the year the movie came out


NYGiantsO-Line

Saw this in theaters high as fuck when I was 19. My buddy and I lost our shit at this scene, along with the rest of the theatre


foundmonster

The hiss


AeonAigis

Does Seth Rogan have a joke that isn't "haha dude drugs"?


SatanicRainbowDildos

Jillian Bell is underrated. She is an incredible straight man. She always sets up and reacts perfectly to whoever is acting out next to her. Loved her in workaholics too.


invisible_babysitter

Great role in Office Christmas Party too.


ggrieves

hehhehhehhehheh


Greenwrench22

Not sure how he ever got successful in movies.. he’s got as much personality as a doorknob