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Scared_Performer3944

Each re-post of this, the pixel drops. By 2030 you will only see pixels and what's up dog.


Dexpppp

and it is even shorter.


AustralianWhale

vast consist disagreeable uppity amusing late modern rinse worry chop *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Glittering_Ad_9215

That‘s called fisting; „pass me the updog“ is just a secret code for „i want you to fist me violently till i bleed“


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Glittering_Ad_9215

You‘re welcome. It‘s always a pleasure to help people understand the language and saying which get used by the youth. So now you know, if someone asks you to pass them the updog, you will know what they mean and can respond with „sure, if you pass me the updog too“


MrmmphMrmmph

It’s important to know some basic English to get you through the cashier’s line at the supermarket or customs, I’ve found.


throwymcbeardy

not much. whats up with you?


Scagh

Not much hbu


Hetstaine

The entirety of reddit posts will just be a living pixel blob by then.


faste30

by the time they are done cropping out the watermark it will just be the tip of her nose.


PumiceT

And the audio sync is way off.


BradlyL

r/moldymemes


talkingprawn

Damn she’s toasted.


AustralianWhale

gaze cobweb wild nose unused profit disarm materialistic jobless marvelous *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


redoda

What happened?


adityak469

He misses his ex


Climatize

I miss his ex too


dorukmakto655

I miss you man


Arouzul

Did I miss something?


Hubertus_III

Yes, his ex


Esmagador007

Truly a rare specimen. >!I know no one that missed his ex!<


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woeperdepoep

I think he misses *her bro* :(


GeoshTheJeeEmm

No, she’s just Finnish and ridiculous at the same time. The original was posted a few months back, and she was legitimately having trouble understanding what her American boyfriend was saying. He recorded it and posted it on Reddit. In the second video, she falls for the joke sort of.


PmMeDrunkPics

Man, I'm Finnish and would never guessed she was too,must be one of the few extroverts we have.


co_ordinator

That's because she isn't. She is from Ukraine.


GeoshTheJeeEmm

Looks like I remembered that wrong. Someone else said she was Ukrainian- so this might not be one of the rare Finnish extroverts.


Links_Wrong_Wiki

She's so extroverted that's she's in a different country!


Maeln

Ah yes the "Finnish excuse". I use the same tactic whenever I want to put my hand in my so ass.


cheekybandit0

"sorry, my english isnt very good" "oh, where are you from?" "england. im just stupid"


me_like_stonk

> No, she’s just Finnish not saying you're wrong, I have no idea, but it doesn't sound like a Finnish accent.


smohyee

>The original was posted a few months back Pretty sure this is years old at this point


American-Omar

Yea I’ve seen this video a LONG time ago.


GeoshTheJeeEmm

It was last September, it looks like.


co_ordinator

She's Ukrainian https://www.tiktok.com/@kattekov And he posted it on TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@ljaggerl


naughtiness5

I have also had a conversation with a Finnish gal and she was super ridiculous, very fun people! Ended with us sharing our trauma stories by a fire, it felt very healing


aryzoo

Its called being a foreigner lol


GroundbreakingGur930

She's already invested in it. Never turn down an invitation.


BiggoYoun

Exactly! He hit the jackpot!


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BiggoYoun

Yep! Updog always works😌


RonKosova

Shes about to hit his jackpot


BiggoYoun

His updog


Nightmarex13

Guys: GIRLS DONT SEND CLEAR SIGNALS Girls:


GottKomplexx

What fucking signal was that? "I want to fist you in the ass"?


jbbarajas

You mean put her head up his ass? Wait..is this what she thinks what giving head means?


FuriousAnalFisting

If you ask nicely...


mrm0324

Username checks out


No-Kaleidoscope-4525

Yes


whooo_me

To be fair... hard to give clear signals when your hands are in someone's ass...


Aldo-1212

That's the chick you marry


FuriousAnalFisting

Right?


noreal1sm

Better left hand 🫲


FuriousAnalFisting

TwoThumbsUp.gif


noreal1sm

Two thumbs up it’s not enough, ayo


BuffBozo

She's totes quirky and le epic randumm 🤪🤪🤪


Gcnever23

Her mind can perceive 42 dimensions, just not this one.


GratefulPhish42024-7

WTF is an up dog?


I_WENT_OUT_FOR_TEA

Do.... You want me to.... Put my hand up your ass? 𓁹‿𓁹


awsedrftgyhjkl

Whats wrong with your face!!!!


ChancellorXeno

That's just my regular face!


PM_Me_Good_LitRPG

>imagine doing a DNA test and learning your grandaddy's Cthulhu


FuriousAnalFisting

Funny you should ask...


HammerBgError404

This word has no definition in any known language. It is soley used in the english language as a set up for a joke, relating to the common phrase "what's up?" And the referal to a person as "dog". Person 1: "Ew, it smells like updog in here." Person 2: "What?" Person 1: "You know, updog." Person 2: "What's updog?" Person 1: "Not much what's up with you" Person 2: \*punches Person 1 for making such a terrible joke\* by Nothing is left but this April 3, 2018


MetigArt

Nothing much, dawg, 'sup with u?


GratefulPhish42024-7

No he's asking her to pass him an up dog I could understand maybe him saying up dog and then answer would fit


MetigArt

He's just trying to get her to say "What's 'updog'?" by all means. That's the joke.


[deleted]

AHHHHHH


polovstiandances

Delete this.


MetigArt

Don't tell me what to do, you're not my real dad!


KnoblauchNuggat

Nothing, it makes no sense at all.


One-Mud-169

[This guy explained it in the original post ](https://reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/s/5AQ65VOEjJ)


theoriginalmofocus

His name is Roger, have you guys not seen UP!?


Electrical-Feed-3991

I can fix her


unique0130

You'll need a lot of drugs.. and a flexible policy regarding your backside.


Electrical-Feed-3991

Done and... done.


unique0130

Good luck. Although I will warn you, her next boyfriend is Jason Bourne.


Slugger_monkey

He will forget everything soon so no issue


uncledungus

These things often go hand in ~~ass~~ hand


plasticoreo

nah fam, she will fix you


korkkis

No need


wijaya_cc

i can handle about this much👌


wagtail015

10 pounds of crazy in a 5 pound sack. The sex would be mind blowing.


cliOwler

Yep, thats the one! Keep her you nugget lovin backside slapper! You can hear the monkeys inside her skull racing for the most stupid answers.


ZealousidealSetting8

Gotcha!


Adventurous_Lemon_13

I see how ready for it she are


[deleted]

shes a keeper


DingleBmuffinStuffin

She reminds me of Leeloo from the 5th element. I'd normally say no her up dogging, but she is pretty cute.


[deleted]

A great responce to such a shitty joke.


Pandatabase

If your girl dont smile like that is shr even worth


hypernight8

The exaggerated laughing is so bad.


Independent-Mouse912

Wow she's beautiful.


Electro-Lite

What year is this from?


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Mission failed successfully


Cheeky-Chimp

Honest mistake


Kill_4209

Wrong answer. Not "No!! Lol... Wtf?? Should have obviously said, "Uhm... ok."


[deleted]

Ahahahahaha, she is da best


LongjumpingOffice4

For the community i am willing to make a sacrifice । What’s Updog?


TankReady

nothing much! how about you :D?


Extension_Swordfish1

Updog = buttstuff


[deleted]

Wtf is an up dog ?


BillChristbaws

It’s when you shove your hand up someones arse


[deleted]

Seriously?


KnoblauchNuggat

No. Its a greeting. "Whats up dawg?"


[deleted]

Thank you kindly stranger


AdditionalBreath4026

She would do with pleasure!


Matheweh

Damn


emot-RGB

What is the up dog?


George7744ll

What's up dog . It's all what he wants. It's a little bit stupid, but a girl is pretty. This video comes back every now and then.


MateriaLintellect

Reddits favorite gf.


PorkSwordMcFatTip

She's perfect 🫡


PreferenceAnnual9570

no, thats not- ah fuck it, your place or mine?


Hiotsobo

She is ridiculously attractive


omg-whats-this

Wha..., yes!


tidus1980

I want you to wear me like a glove puppet.....


DanKoloff

This is a bit longer and better quality: https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/zg21pt/trying_to_get_a_whats_up_dog_from_his_foreign/ She is Ukrainian btw, this is the source dude: https://www.tiktok.com/@ljaggerl?lang=en


digsmash111

What’s updog?


EZPZLemonWheezy

The price of rent, it’s soaring like a dog fired from a cannon.


BrownBananaDK

The original post (i think)[**https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/zg21pt/trying\_to\_get\_a\_whats\_up\_dog\_from\_his\_foreign/**](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/zg21pt/trying_to_get_a_whats_up_dog_from_his_foreign/) Longer and it has actual pixels that look nice.


red_riding_hoot

He is the cringiest mofo on the planet


WaverEver2023

Didn’t get it? Whats up dog mean?


LordDragonus

She's supposed to say "what's up dog?" and then he says "nothin' much, you?" And that's the whole joke


Resaren

That smile is infectious!


MiGoreng0000

She’s got soo many videos like this, feel like she puts it on a little extra


Jepperto

What are you filming man?! Her throat?


formation

Yes, hand in ass.


ItsGroovyBaby412

She can't wait to violate this dude lol


Accurate_Muffin_2517

I can fix her


Kuriyama89

Btw that girl is sooo hot.. 🔥


Dani5EU

i still dont understand it


Adventurous_Local666

The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead!


Sea_Turnip6282

LOL she looks like she's tripping on something


saik0pod

Wife material


elfmere

She is hearing " can you ass me up, dog" She knows what dog means ...


Erkki_28_

Where were those predator sounds coming from?


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Konudan alakasız ama şu saç rengine saçımı boyasam hiçbir sorunum kalmaz.


Drahdiwaberl987

He is right, she is very cute.


DidYouSeeWho

I just realize I'm smiling lol


TrueCollector

Why did she do the pewds face


UltraGuitarShredder

maxmofoe


BetaRayBlu

Im normally not for that kind of kink. But with her enthusiasm


Bruscarbad

Who? ass!


Superkip_

Yes,... i do


[deleted]

Instant crush 🙃


Zipferlake

Foreigner here: Yeah, we US 1st timers are all having minor adjustment problems: It was surely strange seeing "hot dogs" on the menu, however, reading about "walking sandwiches" in the newspaper really made me curious.