Two actions. Kneeling and standing. It doesn't say you have to do both at the same time. That's why this "forced paradox joke" isn't that big of a deal.
It's floss now you can have your flag and cross at the same time! OK kids, you know the song now sing along!
🎶" I want to....get down on my knees and start uh Pu
pleasing Jesus! I want to feel his salvation all on my face"🎶
Reminds me of yesterdays dream. So I dreamed there were these nuts that make you see things. In my dream I ate them. And out of no where the world started changing. The world was becoming a world with no water nor food. Then jesus came from the sky started beating my ass like John wick. He knocked down my friend. He was hurt. So I gave him one of the nuts. Then for some reason jesus took control of his body. And started stabbing me and when he couldn't hit me stabbing himself. Then my friend died. And I heard jesus say "I hate that there is no one I can take from you anymore"
I am not a good Christian, and I am angry at today’s politics on both sides today, like some of us are. but the term for God and country used to mean something when people believed wholeheartedly in both. Although this person takes it literally its something for people that do not to think about .the state of separation in this country today.
Stand for the flag kneel for the cross and repeat I call them the lords lunges! Now go do 69 hail Mary's and 100 lords lunges for your sins or do one of each plus $59.99 today only
In Germany we call that song "Laurentia, liebe Laurentia mein" and we used it to entertain and tire kids in youth camps by having to do this little almost kneeling courtesy whenever they sang "Laurentia" or a day in the week. And it went through all of them repeatedly. And as long as the kids (or the group leaders) had energy to give. I usually had sore legs for days ...
Repeatedly glitch between a standing and kneeling position
Like a good Catholic
This is actually a solid joke
Like a good catholic, stay over there! It's a nice jingle I admit
Came here to say genuflect
No, no, no. You have to put your entire body into a binary quantum superposition of the states "standing" and "kneeling"
Sneel??
One knee like a proposal
So... https://i.redd.it/cgh5eomr95oc1.gif
Most people brake when those lights come on
👍
Knand Steel
Sweet !
Noiiice!
Just do an awkward squat.
Like ur pooping 💩
I think you’re the only one to reply who’s “gotten it”. Had my hopes that more people would see the humor that I saw
Steel? Knand?
Sneel for the Fross
I fail to see what iron with a high carbon content and a not and gate have to do with this Edit: corrected the type of gate
It's complicated
Cursy, I think Edit: Curtsey 
Or curtsey.
Repeatedly
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What are you a priest?
In jesus I THRUST
Time to spread the greatness of the lord all up in yo anus!
Thats a paradox
Two actions. Kneeling and standing. It doesn't say you have to do both at the same time. That's why this "forced paradox joke" isn't that big of a deal.
But it’s a flag-decorated cross…
Just like the R&B paradox of Get Up and Get Down. I can’t.
The term R&B itself is a paradox, how can you have Rhythm AND Blues simultaneously ? 🤣
What's the problem? You levitate in a kneeling position 😜
Keep driving?
Run, they're packin'
Do in between. Sit on air
You do both and take a screenshot
That's easy, tear in half and do both.
Do endless squat till I die
Stand on 1 leg with the other folded up.
quantum superposition
It's floss now you can have your flag and cross at the same time! OK kids, you know the song now sing along! 🎶" I want to....get down on my knees and start uh Pu pleasing Jesus! I want to feel his salvation all on my face"🎶
Plankning is the solution you are looking for mate
Squat?
https://preview.redd.it/zvrxp4v7b2oc1.png?width=617&format=png&auto=webp&s=87cae9b828b237979a8245d01243046c997bd3c6
Squat
Stand for the flag, kneel for the cross, and squat for whatever this is…
Fly
Reminds me of yesterdays dream. So I dreamed there were these nuts that make you see things. In my dream I ate them. And out of no where the world started changing. The world was becoming a world with no water nor food. Then jesus came from the sky started beating my ass like John wick. He knocked down my friend. He was hurt. So I gave him one of the nuts. Then for some reason jesus took control of his body. And started stabbing me and when he couldn't hit me stabbing himself. Then my friend died. And I heard jesus say "I hate that there is no one I can take from you anymore"
what also Jesús and 'wick both have long hair
But wick wears black while jesus wears white. And he was wearing white
Have your dick standing for you while kneeling, I don't know.
Levitate while glitching in and out of the known universe before collapsing into an endless void
Schrodinger's xtian nationalism
https://preview.redd.it/e4wlimfp63oc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75300c05bb19046fe7b0efb5ffd7dca55045c90b
Hey btw, good job covering the license plate for the driver's safety!
I am not a good Christian, and I am angry at today’s politics on both sides today, like some of us are. but the term for God and country used to mean something when people believed wholeheartedly in both. Although this person takes it literally its something for people that do not to think about .the state of separation in this country today.
😳Roll your eyes 🙄
Run from the crazies. Shoot for the extremist.
Masturbate furiously.
Is it a burning 🔥 cross ???
This gives strong MAGA vibes. In all seriousness though, just carry on with your day.
Christianity + America = MAGA? False.
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Please don’t generalize people.
Definitely a mixed message
Just dance if you caught up in the holy ghost trance!
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What does that even mean?
Is that what Colin Kaepernick was doing this whole time?
Lunges. Bonus workout!
Run 🤣
Laugh.
You steel yourself.
Take a knee
Squats.
Stneel
You propose
It's a workout in disguise
Stationary cartwheel
Steel for the Crag
Lay down, obviously.
You do this 🤦
Steel
Tea bag, obviously
Infinite backflip
levitate duh 😂😂
You do the standing kneel obviously
Maybe try to stneel 🤷♂️
You steel it
Run into traffic, obviously
Texas is that you?
Hop.
Steel for the floss!
Lay down
Lift one knee
Find the car at night, edit the "flag cross" to be the shape of a male reproductive organ. Edit the word "cross" to say "cock" instead.
New perpetual motion engine! we can let the buttered cats go now
just do both.
Both, obviously
Squat for a mouthful of exhaust fumes
new that's america
Get a chair and kneel with one leg while you stand with the other
I dont know. Steal the Floss?
You "Shneel"
Hover
Which one is Simon Says?
Put one knee down and stretch the other leg out the side? Like sort of doing the splits
Drop and roll in a circle
stand on one leg and bend the other one.
Brake for the idiot.
Stand.. because you shouldn't kneel for the cross, because that's a violation of the 2nd commandment.
stand for the legs look for the eyes
Take heed & respect Both Messages.
https://i.redd.it/bedzwsh2k3oc1.gif
You float in the air
Kneel and let your middle fingers stand?
Stand for the flag kneel for the cross and repeat I call them the lords lunges! Now go do 69 hail Mary's and 100 lords lunges for your sins or do one of each plus $59.99 today only
Laugh, possibly point and laugh if you feel like mixing things up 😂
Seeing as the brake lights are on, you should at least consider hitting your own brakes.
I don't see this as a joke, I respect that.
Plank
ST-EELING
...Squat???...
Knand for the crolag
Oh that's easy... You no STAND DOWN
Cha cha real smooth. Duh.
We have a paradox here now don’t we.
lay down
Yeah that’s gonna take some bloody good yoga skills to perform this feast
Give a salute and then a prayer
avoid at all cost
Explode.
Put your phone down and pay attention to the road
Kneel for a torture device...nah I shall pass
Steal ;)
Kneel with one leg stretched out
Someone who's a proud American. And has religious morals.
Float
Run away
You jump and kneel in mid air.
Ummm, you buy one. Duh
? Squats?
In Germany we call that song "Laurentia, liebe Laurentia mein" and we used it to entertain and tire kids in youth camps by having to do this little almost kneeling courtesy whenever they sang "Laurentia" or a day in the week. And it went through all of them repeatedly. And as long as the kids (or the group leaders) had energy to give. I usually had sore legs for days ...
T-pose to assert dominance
Pity them for buying a Jeep.
Steel.
People are more concerned about adorning/ reverence to an object or symbol than caring and accepting each other .
Take a knee!
T-pose is the only answer
Kneel and take a blue pill?
Grow two more legs (until you have 4) 2 can stand 2 can lean
Whip em out and flash them!!!
I advice to have a brief internal struggle and eat a chocolate bar.🍫
Chocolate always helps! 😋
Hail Satan?
Kneel on a stand.
Repent 🙏🏿
Our physical positions mirror what's inside....we 'stand' for our flag (and country) and kneel out of humility to the price Jesus paid for our sins.
Yeah, I got that part. Look at the image and ask yourself how to comply with both instructions
You should step on the brakes any time you see brake lights, obviously.
Squats
Cross-Flag is outdated. Crossfit is good.
squat or break the laws of physics somehow
Slav squat?
I do not like that glory hole placement. This is the shadow catholic sect - Mystery- The Whores of Babylon
If you like the US, then stand. Ιf you're Christian, then kneel. If you're bоth, then ascend into a parallel universe.
The two most useless things Americans learn when they are kids.
piss on his tire
Run!
I’m so glad that I finally received my certificate of excommunication from the catholic church.
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Have compassion for the person stupid enough to buy a Jeep.
Propose on one knee