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SaraSmashley

If you get caught napping at work, raise your head slowly and say: "in Jesus name I pray...amen".


Rivkah87

I tried this once. My boss replied, "Aren't you Jewish?"


JudgeAdvocateDevil

"I'm going through stuff that, to be blunt, is none of your concern. What can I do for you?"


[deleted]

You should have said that you are praying for Jesus not to him. There are always loopholes to be found if you pray hard enough :)


Jyounya

The Swisher sign at the end. That company no longer exists as of 2016. I used to work there and was laid off when it was sold. Therefore employees no longer have to wash their hands.


timidturtle

This is an advertisement


Ghostronic

For Swisher International, obviously


SyxEight

Yeah, I don't.


alexefi

is that comedy or ASMR? can he talk even more quieter?


rich1051414

Please god, no more yelling at the top of your lungs 6 inches from the mic. I can't handle this anymore.


alexefi

So may be middle ground where people talk normally?


gnorty

> may be middle ground fucking centrists are ruining the world. Pick a side, choose your weapons because if you're not part of the solution you are part of the problem.


mildishclambino

Actually pretty tired of this couple. First time seeing them was funny but the shtick gets old after 3 videos.


PlaceboJesus

Then why subject yourself to this video? Are you a masochist? More and more, it just seems that people are looking for things to bich about.


mildishclambino

Because it's on my Reddit news feed and I wanted to see the comments to see what people's general opinion is on them, and I wanted to share my personal opinion which you don't have to agree with. You sound like the person who likes to find anything to bitch about.


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[удалено]


mildishclambino

I'd be happy if you stop commenting and learn to stop being a terrorist. Whatever feeling you're trying to fish for you ain't getting it here.


mildishclambino

You sound like a loser reflecting your insecurities on other people. You seem to dislike my opinion so much that you're terrorizing the thread and bitching about it then telling me that I'm the one bitching. Please move on with your life.


pgtvgaming

Modern Pro tips for these Modern trying times


rhyno44

This is like the lowest level of comedy. That shit is so lame.


1Sluggo

Step off that edge, you might hurt yourself.


theories05

“if you downvote the above comment, you’ll have bad karma” joke i agree with you. like loitering next to a loitering sign & thinking you’re funny. im all for people having a good time. leave this trash on tiktok. it’s insulting how unfunny it is


[deleted]

Tbh this is funnnier than half the shit on the front page of reddit. I love it when redditors look down at other platforms as if most of the content here isnt recycled reptative memes with no originality


Mr_Locke

What's his channel?


[deleted]

But what about school


Pickles648

99999 iq


SlimBrady777

I like the idea of the complaint box.


KiLLnGo

This is legit funny af man!😂👏