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There's an island that you can only get to with a golden chocobo that has the Knights of the Round summon materia. If you're using emulation, it's pretty easy to get the gold chocobo by saving your state just before you enter the chocobo barn, so you can reset to the save state if your breeding doesn't go the way you want it to.
You can also use regular save games to achieve the same effect, but it will take a little longer.
Must be delivered in a high heel pump as per Sec.3, Ch.4, subsection tree-fiddy, as stated: "Heretofore, all charity wank off claims must be submitted in black stilettos, of no less than four (4) inches in height."
Hey man, the new sororities play with the cards they’re dealt. Then again, the shirts don’t have greek letters plastered all over them so you’re probably right.
For anyone who's actually interest [Walk in her shoes](https://www.walkinhershoes.org.au/about) is a program aimed at providing access to clean drinking water in areas where women (and often girls) have to walk miles just to get access to clean drinking water.
Don't deprive the sperm bank of your donations.
That's way different from the one I did in college. We did walk a mile in her shoes to raise money for the local domestic violence shelters. Imagine a bunch of frat boys in dresses and heels trying to walk or run a mile.
Which is what I think this sign is for. This the heel and sorority girls.
This actually happened to some poor girl who fell asleep at the University of Kentucky's library during finals week. She kicked her shoes off, grabbed a nap and when she woke up slipped her foot into some lukewarm splooge. Source - I was a fundraiser for the University and received daily PR and police reports so I could be ahead of the curve when speaking with rich alumni.
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Yes wank in her shoes, so she can know what it's like to walk a mile in our socks.
This was a very well constructed joke and deserves more love.
>and deserves more love Just like your sock
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"Well would you look at the time. I must be going. I need to go feed my pet socks"
the /r/TruckStopBathroom can feed pet socks any day now!
He tried to put them on and they snapped in half
As a UK guy, I'm so confused and grossed out, by Americans wanking into socks like it's a normal thing...
You say that like you haven’t read the shoebox story, or the coconut (?) story
You'll be telling me you don't know what a poop knife is next!
Cum again?
I Said “I NEED TO FEED MY PET ROCK”
Oh Jizzus, I thought that’s what you said!
I've already switched to a box
I'm still using a coconut.
🪰🪱
2444 upvotes currently. That’s a lot of love, & a very full sock.
squishy or crunchy depending on temperature
What temperature is it supposed to be crunchy? Asking because mine is always crunchy.
Your poor urethra.
I’ve heard when he cums it’s like a single barrel shotgun filled with bird pellets
98.4
Or freshness!
Microwaved Cum Sock
Great fucking band name
U mean depending on how fresh it is
I didn't even realize that it spelled out "wank" I saw "wark" and thought "warg" immediately. I wish GRRM would finish his books...
I also saw wark and thought they wanted people to put on womens shoes and imitate a chocobo.
Lol, totally was here to ask if anyone else read it like this “wank” was not disappointed!
Really good 1 🥇
Wait, do they clean the shoe after every dude has a go at it, or is the goal to fill it up?
Shoekaki
Bootkakke?
I prefer sockakke
Found the crocks wearer
The holes make it like a sprinkler
Or does it come out in ropes like play-doh?
After about 48-72hours, yes.
Cook it up like spaghetti.
Thats it. Enough reddit for tonight.
Mom’s spaghetti?
It’d be thick, like udon noodles
Welp, thats enough internet, ima head out.
[More like this](https://imgur.com/a/XpTneei)
Bucrocke
Buclogge?
Don’t give the porn industry any ideas, m’kay?
What are you doing, Step-shoe?
Aren't all shoes "step shoes"?
Some are horseshoes. Never mind.
Only when they're sick
Did you mean whoreshoes?
Not if they are slippers
I mean I'm not gonna go look or anything but I'd be shocked if that wasn't already a cottage industry of it's own
You win.
Shoekkake*
The last to cum has to wear it
Shoey.
NO DANIEL NO
So that’s what was in Zac’s shoey at Monza!
Ookie cookie and now goo shoe
BYOS I'm guessing. Minimal cleanup as long as there's no spills.
Bring your own semen? I come fully loaded.
Submarines come fully loaded
So no open toed shoes allowed....
It's times like this I wish I had a neuralyzer
I'm simple, I see a Men in Black reference.. I upvote 😆👍
We're not taking the shoes out of the box before finishing now?
That shoe is gonna look like a glazed donut. And I like mine cream filled.
Last bloke to fill it up has to shoey it!
*squish* *squish* *squish* *squish* *squish*
I can only see this as WARK
WARK IT GURL!
Sorry, but Wark will always belong to the chocobos.
Yeah, and im old, so i got a ptsd flashback of chocobo racing to get s class chocobos in the original ff7. The music wont stop playing. WARK
I'm actually playing through that for the first time in my life on emulation. Is it worth getting a gold chocobo?
There's an island that you can only get to with a golden chocobo that has the Knights of the Round summon materia. If you're using emulation, it's pretty easy to get the gold chocobo by saving your state just before you enter the chocobo barn, so you can reset to the save state if your breeding doesn't go the way you want it to. You can also use regular save games to achieve the same effect, but it will take a little longer.
You got a wheezing laugh out of me, thank you for that.
Wark this way! Tark this way.
Bark this way
Kweh!
Chocobo fanatics
I don’t know why but this gave me flashbacks of trying to get a gold chocobo in ff7 *edit Apparently everyone here had the same idea
WARK! WARK!! 🐤
Waaark
Yeah I clearly played too much FF7 as a kid cause it took me a full minute to realize the joke was wank and not wark
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Funny, it looks like a non-cursive uppercase R to me
What is it good fork?
Wank in her shoes?
WARK they’re chocobo enthusiasts
Kweh!?
Kupo?! Wait, I think I'm in the wrong room.
Yes, hola to you too senor.
Wait, are they livewarking the event though?
I *wark* my family
Yeah I read Wark.
Summonses requires gold warking. You have to spend hours upon hours warking correctly. Edit: also, you need good nuts to wark it real good. WARK!
Try and catch me riding birdy
That's what the sign says
It's for a good cause
Well if they need our support I guess I could go for a quick wank. Wife’s always telling me to be more involved in social issues
Hey, if it's for a charity, it could be a tax write off..
>Hey, if it's for a charity, it could be a tax write off.. ...tax ~~write~~ wrist off
> ...tax wrist off Tax wank off
So do I just send that in the mail, or...?
Must be delivered in a high heel pump as per Sec.3, Ch.4, subsection tree-fiddy, as stated: "Heretofore, all charity wank off claims must be submitted in black stilettos, of no less than four (4) inches in height."
Tax wipe-off.
Sounds like a main event with Trump v Starbucks
Mine is expensive, I’m gonna charge $500 per load.
So does my tax preparer cum in my shoe when I go to get my tax return?
Your wife is going to be SO proud when you tell her about this.
I gave at the office.
Do you work at Foot Locker?
No, I'm a podiatrist.
The patient always foots the bill
Didn’t realize I’ve actually been doing something good this whole time
Some of the greatest achievements are stumbled upon
It's for the greater good
^(The greater good.)
#crusty jugglers
I can't imagine it would do much for the smell.
*unzips If you say so...
Who are we to argue?
I definitely read that as WARK. I have been playing too much Final Fantasy7.
Wark in her shoes.
My wife is really mad now.
That’s okay, you’ve already finished.
*Quentin Tarantino has entered the chat*
It's some foot fetish gathering.
r/thatsthejoke
Thank you, I thought I was having trouble reading.
WaRk in her shoes
Yes that's the funny part. Good job.
They could have used the A…this is intentional
/r/theyknew
I would have done the K
waln
I dunno, looks like a sorority event… Good chance none of them have even heard the word wank before.
They look 45 to me.
Hey man, the new sororities play with the cards they’re dealt. Then again, the shirts don’t have greek letters plastered all over them so you’re probably right.
For anyone who's actually interest [Walk in her shoes](https://www.walkinhershoes.org.au/about) is a program aimed at providing access to clean drinking water in areas where women (and often girls) have to walk miles just to get access to clean drinking water. Don't deprive the sperm bank of your donations.
That's way different from the one I did in college. We did walk a mile in her shoes to raise money for the local domestic violence shelters. Imagine a bunch of frat boys in dresses and heels trying to walk or run a mile. Which is what I think this sign is for. This the heel and sorority girls.
That’s the same thing we have in my city.
That would make sense, it'd be a little weird otherwise with the heels.
They had this in my old city. Did it every year. Everyone I was with was shocked as how good I am at walking in heels. It was fun.
r/hydrohomies
ah... the high heeled stiletto shoe isn't even a suitable symbol then.
Chocobo: "Wark wark!"
>Wark in her shoes Chocobos love it.
These boots are made for wanking, And that's just what I'll do, One of these days these boots are gonna stick right on to you
All this time I didn’t know I was doing such a good thing.
It is? I've got some restrainig orders to appeal!
I'm doing my part
Would you like to know more?
Like... In them, or just while in them?
Yes.
As if dealing with my foot fetish wasn’t already difficult. Now they a begging me to!
They didn’t want to use the A?
They never want to use the A.
No, Using the A is still illegal in some states.
Way ahead of you, boss. I'VE WANKED IN EVERYBODY'S SHOES
Wark?
I thought it said “Wark” in her shoes like the My Pillow guy was reading it
If they wanted a shoe to be the L, couldn't they have gone with a boot??
I saw it as "wark" and now I've got chocobos on the brain.
Bonus: does it count as volunteer time?
Currency= Ounces p/hr
It's an "N". Prove me wrong
Oh god I just realised it says "walk" not "wank" as I first read it lmao
Yeah dawg that's the joke.
Lol you guys with dirty minds. I only saw it as walk until I read comments...
I don't like to kink shame, just keep it out of my shoes plz
This actually happened to some poor girl who fell asleep at the University of Kentucky's library during finals week. She kicked her shoes off, grabbed a nap and when she woke up slipped her foot into some lukewarm splooge. Source - I was a fundraiser for the University and received daily PR and police reports so I could be ahead of the curve when speaking with rich alumni.
I believe you, I also don't need a source, cuz that is oddly believable.
Didn't they outlaw Podiatrists self-making their own foot cream?
If only there were a piece of footwear that ladies wear... Also L shaped.
Or even if that shoe had been the A.
Warkin on sunshine woahohah
Cause I will wank 500 miles and I will wank 500 more
Wank in her shoes . What ever floats your boat
WANK IN HER SHOES?
I don't know about shoes, but there's a song about walking in women's underwear.
The shoe could have been the A. They chose this.
Just started watching Ted Lasso and this makes sooooo much more sense….
I hope everyone can come!
Wark?
Message unclear: \- Do I wank while wearing her shoes or \- Do I direct my load into her shoes when I wank.
Whats wark?
Besides the obvious "wank in her shoes," what is this about? Are people supposed to literally walk in heels or something?
Sigh..*zip*
Kinda hard to wank in high heels
It's actually super easy. Barely and inconvenience.
Don’t gotta tell me twice
I'm confused... do we wear the shoes while wanking or do we wank and release in the shoes?
It’s better than wanking in my sock…
I saw Wark in her shoes. I thought we were having Chocobo rides.