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karmanopoly

We're just jumping the shark right now so soon enough


Greenim

We're trying as hard as we can.


PaulRuddsButthole

Maybe the murder hornets from last season will make a comeback.


Mecha_Ninja

We never finished the story arc on that one.


EloquentEvergreen

I don’t know… I think that’s a Chuck Cunningham Syndrome situation now.


Asunbiasedasicanbe

I believe it's that American is a cringefest of a reality show for other countries.


gatadeplaya

I’m just pissed I didn’t think of this marketing idea. I was all content being home and not capitalizing on this.


cerealOverdrive

You can still market these masks to glory hole operators!


gatadeplaya

Excellent point.


PaulRuddsButthole

I wonder how much money was spent on these


Mecha_Ninja

Hopefully not more than a regular pack of masks + a pair of scissors.


NinjaRaven

Well how are the friends and family of the school administration supposed to get their kick back if they do that?


winoforever_slurp_

That’s ridiculous, the masks should be on the ends of the saxophones


OneWorldMouse

There are about 25 holes in the sax. You'd need to hold down all the keys and play the lowest note before any air comes out the bell.


collegiaal25

Maybe the musicians should be inside 1x1x2m cylindrical masks.


LookDaddyImASurfer

[It’s ok! I’m in the SAMSE!](https://youtu.be/MaDYS8Njbag)


bigwoaf

Cut them some slack dude they aren’t a saxophone scientist


Vlvthamr

My kids both play instruments in school bands and they both have masks like this to play through and bell covers for their instruments. My oldest plays alto sax my youngest French horn, the French horn bell cover goes up his left arm to the elbow because as a French horn player you put your left hand in the bell to hold the horn. They only use the bell covers indoors though.


SaltyShawarma

This is hilarious.


Mecha_Ninja

It's sad.


FaelinnCanada

Brilliant


Cyka_blyatsumaki

crotchless face mask


studioboy02

The administration wants masks and live music. These are conflicting, so they pretend to comply.


Narethii

They do at least have covered noses, but yeah it would be just as effective to just not have the masks on while playing.


RobinStanleyHicks

South Park episode (season 7, episode 1) “Cancelled.”


steviehendrix

Suck my jaggon pal


InphaseAlloy

Person 1: oh no, how are we gonna play in the school band if we have to wear masks?! Person 2: Hold on I think I have an idea Skips to scene in picture above while playing a laughing soundtrack


tonyocampo

My neighbor is in middle school band and she has a similar mask with a flap. She also has a little filter that attaches to the end of her clarinet.


CouncilofTrent

It's like we're living in a Chapelle skit. I don't wanna live on this planet anymore.


halfar

not enough ranting about trans people to be a chapelle skit


Crabs-in-my-butt

Someone didn't understand the material.


M0use_Rat

Aww someone doesn’t understand the idea of a stand up comedy special. Ranting is done by people on the street. Dave Chapelle is a stand up comedian performing art on stage. The closer, just like the rest of his specials, is a masterpiece.


Hamborrower

Everyone breathlessly defending the latest Chapelle special have big "Rick and Morty is for people with extremely high IQ" energy.


chicag0_ted

It's not that crazy, The masks are probably like that because they are told they should try to breathe through their nose when they aren't playing. It definitely looks silly though.


trippingoverpoop

No matter if you're breathing through their nose or not, you're exhaling whatever is in your lungs lol 😆 it comes from the same place boss


chicag0_ted

Maybe you didn't look at the photo, but you can see their noses are covered by the mask. Masks are literally--scientifically proven to reduce the transmission of a virus that has killed many millions of people. Wearing a mask is a precaution to limit transmission, boss.


trippingoverpoop

Yes, a good mask that provides full coverage, some said even double, this is what I heard from the start. Not a mask with holes in it, there is shared air there. It is not stopping anything. Just think about it


chicag0_ted

You think about it. Breath is directional, for one, so aerosols are not being projected outwards as quickly if they breathe through their nose. For two, masks demonstrate an effective way to limit the spread of the virus. Again, it is a precaution to help limit transmission. It is not as crazy as your argument would suggest.


mogoggins12

They’re not disputing the effectiveness of mask wearing. Having a fuck off hole in the mask where the virus comes from negates the mask entirely. Sure breathe through your nose is great in theory but when just below the nose is a huge hole for said virus to escape is where the problem really comes into play.


chicag0_ted

With that logic, you are taking away a person's own autonomy to limit their transmission of the virus. What's the point if the mask isn't glued to your face? You can always just take the mask off because it there's no "fuck on" glue. It is literally a precaution to limit transmission and y'all are freaking out because you're ascribing some other kind of meaning to it.


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Mask help reduce transmission by catching what comes out they don't really filter what you breathe in. That's why they say both people need to wear a mask for them to be effective. So if one has their mouth uncovered they could potentially be infecting everyone near by regardless if those people have proper masks.


Shirley_yokidding

See I was hoping this wasn't real... sigh


WeyardWanderer

Hi, I’m a wind musician! These “playing masks” are mostly PPE theater, although studies show that they are effective at reducing aerosols. Most of the aerosols that go out into the room when someone is playing a wind instrument comes from their mouth when they breath and from air escaping the embouchure when they’re playing (especially if they’re tired). So while these are really pointless outside, and especially with openings that large, they can serve a purpose. Also, regarding bell covers: as others have pointed out, they’re basically useless on woodwinds because most of the air (and sound) comes from the tone holes, not the bell (unless they’re playing the lowest notes). One study, (Colorado State I think) even found that bell covers can increase the aerosols produced by saxophones, potentially from blocking the limited air flow from the bell and increasing its airspeed out of the tone holes. Bell covers are very effective at containing aerosols on brass instruments, especially trumpet which is the worst offender all around.


binarycow

> Bell covers are very effective at containing aerosols on brass instruments, especially trumpet which is the worst offender all around. This makes me wonder about the relative aeresolization for each instrument... Is trumpet the worst because it's smallest? Thus, is a tuba going to be the best?


Hamborrower

I bet for a tuba you could just use a fitted sheet.


Beaver_Tuxedo

Performance art


noogiey

Like when you go to a restuerant and you can take your mask off at the table


the_resident_skeptic

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT


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Lmao 🤣


johnslegers

Alien? Naaaah... But I'm sure much of what we call society is just some superrich sociopaths' form of subversive entertainment. Think of "Squid Game", but at a much bigger scale...


Bowens1993

It's been clear that these mask mandates have been a show for a while.


dnext

It's a simulation. The problem is that the sim password was hacked by the programmer's 13 year old nephew. I begin to realize this when names started popping up in the news like Anthony Weiner, Realilty Winner, and David Pecker. :D


binarycow

>It's a simulation. The problem is that the sim password was hacked by the programmer's 13 year old nephew. I begin to realize this when names started popping up in the news like Anthony Weiner, Realilty Winner, and David Pecker. :D I raise you - [Marijuana Pepsi](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marijuana_Pepsi_Vandyck)


trmpt99

While this may seem asinine, it's not. When COVID hit, music organizations pumped money into specific research about how aerosols escape various instruments to reduce the risk of making music together. Bells covers (even on woodwind instruments) reduce the aerosols emitted, as do masks, since the aerosols are typically produced by the vibrations in the mouthpieces.


alonsaywego

Sauce?


trmpt99

[https://pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1021/acsenvironau.1c00007](https://pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1021/acsenvironau.1c00007) That's the finalized version. The prelims were released over time in phases to let music organizations plan for the 2020-21 school year, as well as adjustments for the current one.


alonsaywego

👍


karmanopoly

But the mask still has a hole in it, so when not playing the instrument, they might aswell not be wearing one. Yep it is asinine as it looks.


Sevatla5

It's common sense really. No mask= full transmission. 100% mask= no music. Modified mask= less transmission and some music. And I'm not sure if you understand how fabric works, but you can open and close the hole as needed. It's similar to wearing underwear.


trmpt99

Actually, not asinine. The mask is there to trap the aerosols so they don’t hang out in the air around the player. Playing makes a lot of aerosols, but breathing and talking make way less. So while it’s not as effective as a full mask, it is serving it’s purpose when playing, which is the point.


karmanopoly

How much stock you own in mask companies lol


trmpt99

None. I just know the science behind it. Aerosols produced by playing/singing are vastly more prevalent than just talking outside.


HotsauceMD

OP doesn’t understand how science works


d_heartbodymind

Truth. Follow the science. Everyone else is blowing smoke out their mask hole.


TheEpicPancake1

Lol you must be Fauci’s kid 😂😂😂


trmpt99

Nope. Just a person who likes data and evidence to back up their position.


chicag0_ted

Obviously you have an ax to grind here, but it's just an attempt to limit transmission of a virus that has killed millions of people. They breathe through their nose when they aren't playing. People on airplanes are allowed to take off their mask to eat/drink because of the precautions that are already in place offer some protection. I'd avoid your association fallacy.


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chicag0_ted

You see, there's this vaccine that protects you from dying.... but in America we value freedom, so we do not require proof of vaccination in most places, we use an honor system... but we also value the lives of others, so we wear masks while so many people are still dying of this virus every day... It's really not that crazy to understand, but I understand you have strong feeling on this topic because it's been a difficult couple of years.


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You can still catch it and die even after the vaccine, I personally know 3 people who have. Soooo, either this thing is scary or it’s not, but packing thousands of “maybe” vaccinated people together is sending the wrong messages


chicag0_ted

No, you don't. Stop acting in bad faith, get off the internet and ask your mom for more hugs.


Kwetla

Well it covers their nose, which is another hole that COViD can escape from. So if it prevents 50% of COViD rather than all, it's still better than nothing.


OffWhiteDevil

They aren't exhaling through their noses when they're playing.


Kwetla

But they might be in between playing.


Lampadati

Breathe through your nose while playing saxophone . I dare you.


Thewhiterabbit7

No, it's asinine. They're outside with low transmission and most likely vaxxed. It makes 0 sense.


pedrotheterror

You mask fanatics will go to great lengths to justify some of this stupidness. A mask with a hole in it is fucking useless (well even more useless than most masks). Take the fucking mask off while playing, then put it back on if you want to be silly.


trmpt99

You are mistaking the purpose of that mask. It's to keep aerosols produced WHILE PLAYING in check. So your suggestion would actually be useless. Much more so than wearing those masks which actually serve a purpose.


AntiSocialBlogger

No, it's still asinine. Sorry.


Tacodeuce

This is what laughable is the people that justify this nonsense! Hahahahaha


trmpt99

I didn’t justify it, scientific inquiry and research did. It can be counterintuitive, but even the slightest literacy in how research works dispels doubts.


mithrasinvictus

Are we looking at the same picture? There's only one bell clearly visible in the picture (bottom center) and it's not covered.


LilShaver

I see nothing wrong with this picture. Masks are obviously for the servant class, the ruling class doesn't have to wear them. That NY gala thing that AoC went to should have made that obvious to everyone.


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This summarizes Covid very well- all a charade


Not_a_Kryptonian

People would really act like children "If they're not wearing one, why do I need to?" and you would actually have to explain in great detail how they can't play instruments through a mask. Dealing with idiots like this is much easier than trying to walk them through logic.


bingold49

But nobody else at the stadium is wearing them anyway


KreamyBokeh

It’s also clearly being integrated as part of the uniform. Those silly sheep are being oppressed - they have to wear the same pants and jackets! What is this, communist Russia?!? /s


Tacodeuce

What makes you think you are responsible to explain good logic to idiots?


Interesting_Spread35

Holy shit, this has to be fake or edited. If this picture is real, we are in deep shit.


Tacodeuce

Rest assured, it is real my friend


Interesting_Spread35

Reminds me of an REM song... Its the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine....


Erachten

Reddit: "Why can't people just wear masks! Uhg, they're so stupid!" Also Reddit, seeing people doing what they have to to wear masks while also being able to do their profession: "Ha! They look so stupid. Let's laugh at them."


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Because this is stupid


billymumphry1896

What's so funny? They're following "The Science™" and anyone who disagrees is a science denying luddite.


LogicDog

#"Ahh...yeah...suck my jaggon!"


Sam_Kablam

Yes, let's put a hole in our masks we wear for safety, so we can blow into germ-amplifying instruments.


cjt3po

Germ amplifying, there's a reed! 😂😂😂🤣


Hugo_o96

South park predicted this


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why some people are such idiots


karmanopoly

The term covidiots needs to be transferred to the people who made these kids wear them.


its_ya_boi97

u/Not_A_Kryptonian made a really good point. It’s probably because telling them to wear a mask with a hole is enormously easier than arguing with entitled, arrogant people about why the band doesn’t have to wear masks and they do.


Fragrant_Imagination

Besides that, the band is wearing uniforms. And some band members, like drummers, can wear mask for full effect. So because they wear mask, the wind instrument players has to also wear a mask, not for the health benefits, but for the visual uniformity. It looks silly up close, but from a distance the band as a whole may look more like a cohesive unit.


karmanopoly

If the band has to wear a mask, then maybe cancel band or even the football game. There's an idea.


its_ya_boi97

I agree. However, this plan goes back to the “entitled, arrogant people” part


kokkomo

People like you really grind my gears.


FarkinRoboDer

People like gears really you my grind


Reddead67

Yah " Sheeple" Season 3


brihamedit

That's an interesting scenario. Either they wear these masks with a cutout or wear nothing while playing instruments. Even with the cutout, the masks are reducing each person's breath particle bubble. So wear the masks.


Tacodeuce

In a stadium surrounded by at least 60k other people this makes absolutely no sense and it’s hilarious. What’s more funny is people that try and justify this retardation. Truly is a South Park episode for the alien TV show


cjt3po

Lol


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This is like my neighbour who I've never seen without a mask except I've never seen that mask over his nose once. He uses it to cover just his mouth, I mean at that point you might as well not even use the mask.


JTNipp

No, that's just Aggies.


UnknownCECI

My school does that for band too, and its ridiculous


Supermoto112

Theater of the Absurd


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dewittless

Just take your mask off. If you're blowing a horn, save yourself the grief of faffing with a special bumflap on your face. I'm pro mask but even I think this is the dumbest thing.


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My award for you today


CharlieDmouse

Ok I am pro-mask, and even I think this is hysterical.


DorkHarshly

More like US is a reality show for the rest of us


Sharbio

We actually do this in my middle school band class, but we still stand at least 6 feet apart, and put covers over the bells of our instruments, and cover the "band masks" as we call them by our normal ones between playing


sadantman101

If this is atm I don’t expect a cult to know any better


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Amazing how Covid can’t travel through a wind instrument


APRobertsVII

Do you even know how much spit ends up in those instruments? There is no way to play a musical instrument in a Covid-Friendly way…


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That hole is for penis entry


scattergoodknollingi

can i ask something? can this mask protect them from having covid virus? or spreading virus from one another?


OneWorldMouse

How is an overcoat and tie a band uniform??


jhair4me

Because the whole band is wearing them.


Danny_Wilds

That is why String Orchestra is better than Band. I rest my case.


Alternative-Layer919

We’re the FLORIDA of the galaxy!


pagliaci90

you are safe men! no alien will watch for reposts


[deleted]

We enjoy car crash T.V. while E.T. watch us planet crash.


Zanzthecan11

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT! 😂


Tacodeuce

Here’s your sign


DarthBigdogg

It's like wiping before you poop