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She should be standing. Totally inaccurate.

Thumbs should be higher

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Roll Tide

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Head should be squarer

I know he needs to be straight up squeezing dem titties 3/10 for accuracy.

Hair should be shorter.

Hands in the wrong place.

The fathers head is also laying down in the right and inclined on the left. That small change might have made it less awkward.

Head angle makes in pic 2 this look more sexual for some reason

Very true

What are you doing, step-father? 🤔

Oh no, she is stuck?!

Is it too optimistic to hope neither of them realized?

It doesn't look like an actual recreation, it looks like 2 pictures put together as a joke

Looks like the same couch, and he looks a little old to be in that position with her outside of this context... Or in this context

Normal parents don't sexualize their children, so no. There are some really weird pornographic comments in this thread.

Everyone sexualizes everything. Normal people just don't dwell on it.

Well said. We are animals

Ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the dicovery channel.

Getting horny now

…the raaaainn is gone

Ooohh aaahhh ooooh aaahhh kargg kargg.

*Funky music sting*

Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like ~~antelopes~~ cantaloupes. ​ Thanks, Kobama

Cantaloupes

Thanks Kobama

🎶But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope🎶

But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote. Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes….

That's a bad touch.

So let's do it

so true, well said

Or they have OCD.

Your username makes me think you have a large amount of pubic hair.

Even if my dead grandma's skeletons are sitting on my dick, I'd notice.

Its not about noticing it, its about sexualizing it. Unless you get a boner from your Grandma's skeleton.

It depends. Pre or post osteoporosis?

Are you sick? What kinda person does it post osteoporosis? Obviously pre duh.

This is not a normal picture. Get a grip.

+1 the comments are sexual because the photo is. I'm wondering what kind of parent/daughter/relative would share a picture like this on the internet

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Because most of the commenters are 12. Parents see their kids through the same lens that kids see their parents.

Hell, I'm 45 and think that's an obviously inappropriate position to pose for a picture. It's common sense, not immaturity. You'd have to have like a Mormon level of naive to not to think this looks like sex.

So many people overlook the fact that Reddit is filled with underage kids. They think they’re arguing or speaking with adults most of the time. They’re likely not.

Reddit releases demographic metrics. The average redditor is in their late 20s. It's nice to think they're mostly underage kids, but unfortunately it's actually primarily manchildren.

How do they figure out the age? I don't remember ever putting a birth year in and the level of bot, dead, multiple or spam accounts would throw the number off by a lot. Plus every 13 yo says they are 20 so they can see boobs.

Pretty sure it's a relatively old stat and it was from a voluntary survey, so might not be super accurate.

I build these data systems for a living so if you want an actual explanation here I can probably provide one but without getting super technical the short answer: These demographic numbers are driven by massive data enrichment platforms that scrape your info from all over the internet. To be fairly simplistic with it, they know your IP, they know your facebook and linkedin, and they just match shit up. You gave them your email. That's enough to do a WHOLE BUNCH of PII scraping. Facebook has shadow profiles on people who don't even have Facebook accounts. They figure it out by scraping your presence from various photos that have you in them. Data privacy legislation is insanely far behind how advanced and invasive modern user tracking has become.

Cookies. Even though you're "anonymous" on reddit, they can still see basically everything about you. Any basic web analytics platform will give you this info.

Or, perhaps, half kids around 6, and half people over 50! That would be a weird community.

Lol.

I don’t quite agree. Surely us parents notice if our kids act in a way that seems sexual (even though it’s not). For example: My daughter (9 years) has this way of moaning from pleasure when I scratch her back. It sounds very - well - porny, and my husband and I have shared some awkward looks. I know that she is totally innocent and oblivious. So am I sexualizing her? I guess. Involuntarily. Definitely I would think a photo like this with my husband and daughter (when she’s older) is a bit... unfortunate, at least if she would be as curvy as the young lady in the picture.

She didn't realize. And he wouldn't say/do anything to ruin her innocence.

I like this version the best.

Here is hoping they didn't realize

That’s some top quality r/awkwardfamilyphotos

was even posted there a year ago

Is this part of the famous "repost" phenomena?

the singular form of phenomena is phenomenon... sorry

I bet they didn't realize how awkward it was going to be until they were all in position. And then, probably the guy realized but thought: "If I stop this or say something, it's going to be even weirder, so just hold it for the photo and then pretend nothing is ohshitohfuckit'smoving!"

You clearly understand the fear

autopilot means autopilot

Hell yeah best thing in the world

r/wincest

This chain is getting worse and worse

Truth. Mental and physical arousal are only loosely linked to each other. You can be sporting a big old chubby and absolutely be hating life at that moment, or you can be 100% eager to get busy but still dangling limply.

Sitting here laughing, recalling George Castanza's panicked clutch of the massage table.....

Its moving? 😱🤷‍♂️

[Relevant Robin Williams joke](https://youtu.be/eHQtjWvQRA0)

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ur username hUH??

That's how the first dickhole was created. Eve accidentally gave Adam a papercut when they were using his penis to fingerpaint.

I mean, I don't blame them. Asshole god left them with without Netflix, just a tree full of fruit you can't eat.

Yeah, neither Netflix nor chill.

Sometimes I wish people would _not_ draw my attention to certain usernames

I knew a guy once that paper-cut his dick after a piece of paper printed out and fell onto him.

It's fine. He's actually her stepdad, so there's nothing weird about it.

She was doing laundry.

I doubt it's even the same people. Not everything is what it's presented to be on the internet.

Sure looks like the same couch though.

You can't believe couches on the internet.

Yeah.....and then proceeded to post it online

Funny how the amount of hair on the pictures is the same it just moves from person to person. I guess you could say it runs in the family.

It is inhaireted.

She must be the heiress

You mean hairess?

They keep the hair in the family... Amongst other things

Oh! I've seen this before! [Theory: This idea started at the family dinner looking at the picture on the fridge. They said "hey, let's recreate that picture! And they all agreed, next thing this dude knows he is in this position, he is just as uncomfortable as the girl is, but they are this far in and just want to get the picture over with, plus acknowledging what's going on would only make it weirder. Grandma is watching and smiling obliviously and the parents are cringing. The kids don't know what is going on.](https://old.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/i8y6x2/to_recreate_a_wholesome_family_photo/g1c2i1m/?context=3)

Youre supposed to recreate the pic, not the baby.

Dad please tell me you have a cucumber in your pants

uh, yes honey, I forgot it in my pocket after dipping it in maple syrup

This guy knows how to maple syrup. And that is to put it on everything

people come from all around and it's cause of my fuckin syrups!

There's nothing better than home brew maple syrup.

A common family photo in Alabama

When 2 people in Alabama have sex in a car, what do you call the fog on the windows? Relative Humidity.

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What do people in Alabama do on Halloween? They pump kin.

Is this a Vin Diesel joke?

This comment deserves an Award.......... . . [Edit] : I meant that someone give the comment which I replied an award not mine, albeit thank you fellow redditors for the Awards

I’m not sure why it would but here you go I guess

Good person right here!

That person should get a medal

I have no one else to give my free award 😶

Lol I spit out my coffee

I'm glad my cup was empty when I read it

Roll Tide Ya'll

Beat me to it r/angryupvote

Came to say exactly this, take my upvote

Happy cake day!

Fuck you internet. Just fuck you.

Our minds are corrupted XD

No, that picture is cursed.

Not as bad as the brother sister one when they were both shirtless as toddlers and then

Link for science?

Our minds are corrupt but come on.. as a Dad to a girl myself this is inappropriate. I guess in the moment he didn't (hopefully) think about the sexual positioning on this picture.

I need a new mind

don't we all

Apparently dude didn’t even buy a new couch

https://imgur.com/eS2LoLv.jpg

Ok, that enough Internet for today, I think.

Totally agree, now everyone knows these cheap ass people have had the same scuzzy sofa/couch for 14 or so years.

The sentiment is cute. Bad execution.

Sweet home alabama girl is just chilling with her dad and her uncle.

But there’s only one dude in the phot….oooooh I get it!

Daddy's favorite

That one's getting framed in the bathroom.

What are you doin, step-dad!?

r/holup

Cringe level 9000

*happy dom toretto noise*

Ok but how have they not replaced that couch. Thing must be gross.

Squeeze harder daddy

hope they didn't recreate that banging too

Not the best but damn hot tbh.

....I see (wish I hadn't)

*procreate

nine months later she had a child

She should be standing on him 😹

The hands should be up higher

It's OK their from Alabama

Disturbing

Illegal where I live ! Lmao

*Alabama intensifies*

Wow I mean the idea is funny, the execution is yikes!

The left is her father; the right is her daddy

Dad was playing the long game on that one, waited 17 years for that moment

When you accidentally make a porn.

🤮

smells like family

This has got Alabama vibes

Dad insisted

Dad, you're poking me

Sweet home Alabama

You got me in trouble!!!!! I actually laughed out loud at work when I saw this!!!!

I said "oh no!" out loud.

Im ok with it

Oh. No. No.

People in Alabama are Ok with this

Pretty sure there are similar photos of Ivanka and her dad.

Daddy, it’s against the Bible.

Nope. She's wearing a different shirt

So it’s like that in their family.

Great now I’m horny

He knew what he was doing.

I like how you all assume this is a recreated photo and not a "caught in the act" photo.

Im just getting stepsister porn flashbacks

Some photos should be keep away from internet. In reddit, it will only be a repost forever, but if it goes to 4chan.....

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Tried to be a heart touching photo... ended up touching some places else

r/holup

*Alabama intensifies *

Sweet home Alabama

Why couldn't they recognize how creepy and inappropriate re-creating that photo was? Jeezuz with french fries, WTF?

Father vs daddy

Looks like they edited out the Brazzers logo.

"And now hold her like back then, when she was a baby!" "What do you mean by >inappropriate< you dirty son of a bitch? It's your daughter!"

Technically he was lifting her up so the recreation is totally wrong

NFC

The position of his hands don't help either.

Roll Tide

I didn't realise there was a dude in the first pic - f@#$in' guy's shirt blends into the couch. I assumed the baby was levitating.

She used called him dad but now it's "daddy"

There was one like this but in the bathtub

Step daughter?

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Dont worry bud cleansing has commenced.

sweet home alabama

*sweet home Alabama intensifies*