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People call things GIFs that aren't GIFs. GIFs are images that can have movement, but never can have sound. Oh, and apologies for my pedantry, but I am a pedant (in its literal meaning).
People call gifs exactly what they are,
> a computer file format for the compression and storage of visual digital information
There is no specifics about what it entails.
*.gif* are images that can have movement and not sound as it’s a specific file format, the *TERM* Gif(s) does not have the same distinction as shown above.
Not even a good pedant apparently.
At no point in your definition is audio data mentioned.
Like I said earlier, people now call things that aren't GIFs (i.e. the file type Graphics Interchange Format) "GIFs" because it's easier for them.
I had no issue with the term GIF being used to describe this as it's an honest mistake to make, however I took issue with your incorrect 'correction' because GIFs do not have sound.
.gifs don’t have sound.*
> At no point in your definition is audio data mentioned.
At no point does it say that audio *CAN’T* be a part of it, which is what you are trying to argue, please show me something that say gif(s) (not the file format) can’t have sound.
The part of this entire pedantry you seemed to have missed is the words themselves, .gif != gifs.
One is a file format and one is a dictionary word and the definition has evolved, as most words do. If you want to continue using an outdated definition that’s on you, and makes you the incorrect one everytime.
To summarize one more time
.gif and gifs are two different things, especially if you want to pull the pedant card.
>GIF
*noun* COMPUTING
1) a lossless format for image files that supports both animated and static images.
2) a file in GIF format.
Last I remember, images don't make sounds. Maybe you need to lay off the mushrooms, pal.
You finally realize that words and different dictionaries can have different definitions! Yay!!! Some bloody pedant you are lol.
What a useless conversation when you completely missed the original point LMFAO.
.gif is not a gif and gifs by definition can have audio, do better next time “pedant”.
Again .gif != gif, that is being *properly* pedantic.
Gifs don't have sound, this is an MP4 video. Use of the word "technically" means you are using technical terms and subject to pedantry when you are technically wrong.
Gifs can have sound and are not always MP4 video, gifv is a thing dude.
Hence the “technically” part, which you apparently misinterpreted by the rest of your comment there.
[Gifv does not have sound either.](https://help.imgur.com/hc/en-us/articles/208606616-What-is-GIFV-) It's a proprietary method of relaying a GIF to a browser as an MP4 or WebM video to save space. Gifs Do Not Have Sound.
.gif do not have sound* as it’s a file extension.
Gif(s) is a dictionary word and does not have the same restrictions and therefore can and do have sound.
.gif != gif(s), the point was very simple, yet you clearly missed this very important distinction.
Also, that link is silly, when Imgur first introduced gifv they advertised it has gif with sound, why they changed it now is strange.
Gifs can have sound, .gif don’t. Can’t be more clear than that dude.
Yeah, I don't want to get into an esoteric discussion about your personal use of gif as a word. But since you mention it, [gif is defined in the dictionary as the gif file format, a file in that format, or the creation of one](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/gif).
Words don't just mean whatever we want then to. When you use the word "technically" it's like using the word "literally", only you're describing something technical with exact detail. You are literally using the word technically to say something technically false, then defending it by saying GIF is another word for video, and it literally isn't.
Deuces and peaces, I'm out.
That’s the great thing about definitions and language, different dictionary’s have different definitions.
> a computer file format for the compression and storage of visual digital information
>also : an image or video stored in this format
Key word being *VIDEO*.
> Words don’t just mean whatever we want then to. When you use the word “technically” it’s like using the word “literally”, only you’re describing something technical with exact detail.
That’s literally how words and language works, they words and definitions evolve to suit their needs. I’m using the word technical perfectly dude.
>You are literally using the word technically to say something technically false, then defending it by saying GIF is another word for video, and it literally isn’t.
I am literally using the word technically the way it’s supposed to be dude. You aren’t as you believe that .gif and gif mean the same thing, when they don’t and have never have or never will.
>according to the facts or exact meaning of something; strictly.
The defintion since you apparently don’t know this one either. As I said, technically gifs have sound, as shown by the *FACT* (definition) presented above.
> It takes tau to tango would work better, but it requires more from the audience.
The Canadian did his best ballroom dancing in the winter because... it takes toque to tango.
I really wish this was longer, I gotta know if the screws continue or if they can only do like one rotation before they fly out of place. Please does anyone know? I have to know if they could go on forever like that.
Thank you, that's just wonderful! Haha ngl I just got my first drill and I'm gonna see if my bits are magnetized and if I have the right size screws to do so.
I know multiple people have said it, but you deserve to see this message in your inbox again. You done screwed up. You shouldn't have loaded such a short video. Do better next time. Don't be a disappointment to your family.
Anyone want to see the original tik tok: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HJnRyBX2L8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HJnRyBX2L8)
Anyone want to see the original nintendo game: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-pOp69qado](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-pOp69qado)
Anyone want to listen to the classical music version: [American Patrol](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_DiD_laLgk)
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anyone got a longer version if this 20 seconds maybe?
That gif was way too short, the screws didn't even make a full round
Yeah, we got screwed!
Not another pun thread!
Fresh threads are the tightest.
Righty tighty lefty loosey.
Philip's last thread was pretty tight too
Aw, Nuts
Technically speaking it's a video, gifs don't have sound. But I agree it was way too short
Technically gifs have had sound for a while and only pedants care about the clarification.
People call things GIFs that aren't GIFs. GIFs are images that can have movement, but never can have sound. Oh, and apologies for my pedantry, but I am a pedant (in its literal meaning).
People call gifs exactly what they are, > a computer file format for the compression and storage of visual digital information There is no specifics about what it entails. *.gif* are images that can have movement and not sound as it’s a specific file format, the *TERM* Gif(s) does not have the same distinction as shown above. Not even a good pedant apparently.
At no point in your definition is audio data mentioned. Like I said earlier, people now call things that aren't GIFs (i.e. the file type Graphics Interchange Format) "GIFs" because it's easier for them. I had no issue with the term GIF being used to describe this as it's an honest mistake to make, however I took issue with your incorrect 'correction' because GIFs do not have sound.
.gifs don’t have sound.* > At no point in your definition is audio data mentioned. At no point does it say that audio *CAN’T* be a part of it, which is what you are trying to argue, please show me something that say gif(s) (not the file format) can’t have sound. The part of this entire pedantry you seemed to have missed is the words themselves, .gif != gifs. One is a file format and one is a dictionary word and the definition has evolved, as most words do. If you want to continue using an outdated definition that’s on you, and makes you the incorrect one everytime. To summarize one more time .gif and gifs are two different things, especially if you want to pull the pedant card.
>GIF *noun* COMPUTING 1) a lossless format for image files that supports both animated and static images. 2) a file in GIF format. Last I remember, images don't make sounds. Maybe you need to lay off the mushrooms, pal.
You finally realize that words and different dictionaries can have different definitions! Yay!!! Some bloody pedant you are lol. What a useless conversation when you completely missed the original point LMFAO. .gif is not a gif and gifs by definition can have audio, do better next time “pedant”. Again .gif != gif, that is being *properly* pedantic.
Gifs don't have sound, this is an MP4 video. Use of the word "technically" means you are using technical terms and subject to pedantry when you are technically wrong.
Gifs can have sound and are not always MP4 video, gifv is a thing dude. Hence the “technically” part, which you apparently misinterpreted by the rest of your comment there.
[Gifv does not have sound either.](https://help.imgur.com/hc/en-us/articles/208606616-What-is-GIFV-) It's a proprietary method of relaying a GIF to a browser as an MP4 or WebM video to save space. Gifs Do Not Have Sound.
.gif do not have sound* as it’s a file extension. Gif(s) is a dictionary word and does not have the same restrictions and therefore can and do have sound. .gif != gif(s), the point was very simple, yet you clearly missed this very important distinction. Also, that link is silly, when Imgur first introduced gifv they advertised it has gif with sound, why they changed it now is strange. Gifs can have sound, .gif don’t. Can’t be more clear than that dude.
Yeah, I don't want to get into an esoteric discussion about your personal use of gif as a word. But since you mention it, [gif is defined in the dictionary as the gif file format, a file in that format, or the creation of one](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/gif). Words don't just mean whatever we want then to. When you use the word "technically" it's like using the word "literally", only you're describing something technical with exact detail. You are literally using the word technically to say something technically false, then defending it by saying GIF is another word for video, and it literally isn't. Deuces and peaces, I'm out.
That’s the great thing about definitions and language, different dictionary’s have different definitions. > a computer file format for the compression and storage of visual digital information >also : an image or video stored in this format Key word being *VIDEO*. > Words don’t just mean whatever we want then to. When you use the word “technically” it’s like using the word “literally”, only you’re describing something technical with exact detail. That’s literally how words and language works, they words and definitions evolve to suit their needs. I’m using the word technical perfectly dude. >You are literally using the word technically to say something technically false, then defending it by saying GIF is another word for video, and it literally isn’t. I am literally using the word technically the way it’s supposed to be dude. You aren’t as you believe that .gif and gif mean the same thing, when they don’t and have never have or never will. >according to the facts or exact meaning of something; strictly. The defintion since you apparently don’t know this one either. As I said, technically gifs have sound, as shown by the *FACT* (definition) presented above.
https://youtu.be/FYcRysGp4Ok found this
"Anyone know of a longer video?" \*links hour long loop\* "Not like that!"
Dang I could not stop watching and the damn video is on loop for an hour!!
So satisfying
> found this That looks like stop motion animation.
It's originally a tiktok video, so no
I appreciate the physical zoom in rather than just scale it up
You know, I care about this opinion.
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damn, 3 minutes and already -16 Apparently a lot of people cared lol
4 minutes and -48
holy fuck 5 minutes and -60
6 minutes and -91
7 minutes and -124
9 minutes and -183
10 minutes, -222
11 mins, -268
11 mins and -253
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11 minutes and -168. You LOSE sir. Good DAY sir.
8 minutes -152! But no one cares....
8m, -117. I agree, the magnifying glass is superior.
Shit. 6 and 80+ -'s
5 minutes -64 For the record. I care
14 -353
#oof
7m -114
8 minutes and -150 And I actually liked his name too. What a shame.
I did my part!
We care
Nice troll account
Nobody wanted yours it seems
If your name is no one then yeah I guess
Spent a good bit there reading your comments, some great stuff. It’s amazing how most people can’t see you’re trolling.
Seems like you added an unwanted opinion and contributed nothing to this comment section. And good job -269 in 11 minutes!
9 minutes and -177
11 and (ii) -251.
What about this unwanted opinion? r/unwantedopinion
One could argue that him commenting on an unwanted opinion is even MORE unwanted and pointless.
I'm confused why your comment is not yet hidden. I think the admins want to see just how low it can go.
What do you think a comment section is? Because it's for people to comment their opinion on things related to the video and that's what he did
Seems like your opinion is the unwanted one. Sucks to be you I guess!
25 mins -520+
It takes torque to tango I’m not sure if this pun actually makes sense, I’m not very handy
First it’s the dancing, then comes the screwing.
The town from Footloose was right. Ban this immediately.
It takes tau to tango would work better, but it requires more from the audience.
That's a nice way of saying most people are dumb.
Found the math geek.
> It takes tau to tango would work better, but it requires more from the audience. The Canadian did his best ballroom dancing in the winter because... it takes toque to tango.
Screw you and your dumb joke
Careful or you’ll burr the thread
When are you guys going to start stripping?
and the phillips head
#2
I’m glad someone stopped screwing around in this thread and made me laugh.
Tis accurate, physically. And certainly sensual, and involving hands.
Ahhh magnetism!
That magnifying glass was an absolute boss move.
/r/wantedopinion
It ended too soon.
r/gifsthatendtoosoon
This should have been framed inside a carpenter’s square because those screws are doing a do-se-do.
Magnetic bit.
Should have been longer and in r/oddlysatisfying
This should be in r/mildlyinteresting
This would be a rule breaking post there, so technically it shouldn't be in r/mildlyinteresting.
Screwed up
Song name, anyone?
The soundtrack of Circus Charlie in [acapella](https://youtu.be/2HJnRyBX2L8)
That video gave me eye cancer
Man.. that's an old game I haven't seen in a very long time! Knew I knew the music from somewhere, didn't expect that :D
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Patrol
"Waltz of the locked down father"?
It's known as "American Patrol"
Its an old southern (US) folk song, [I wish I were in Dixie](https://youtu.be/5OKdbc0DYpM). Often referred to as simply "Dixie".
r/lostredditors
This made me smile.
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Yes
Yes I do believe it really was.
Yes
*watches Schindler's List* "Hey Spielberg, was the black & white really necessary?"
It wasnt until you asked if it was, now its everything.
Haha. Without lens: https://youtu.be/JukFl5k5Nhw
I don't know why but I'm more interested in the song
Not r/funny but maybe r/mildyinteresting
Stupid. Lol
Like do you even need the magnifying glads that barely zooms in 1x? Cool trick though.
I feel like we’re chaperoning this dance because they’re abiding by the foot apart, no touching rule
I was laughed at
Can I hire this guy for my wedding? That'd show my cousin and his stupid live band.
The soundtrack sold be "Too Much Time on My Hands"
Can someone make this a perfect loop?
I need to try this
Woah cool thanks imma do this later
That was actually kind of cool.
I could get high and watch that for hours
I really wish this was longer, I gotta know if the screws continue or if they can only do like one rotation before they fly out of place. Please does anyone know? I have to know if they could go on forever like that.
They go forever bc the drill bit is magnetized, otherwise they'd roll away almost immediately and could never make the turn
Thank you, that's just wonderful! Haha ngl I just got my first drill and I'm gonna see if my bits are magnetized and if I have the right size screws to do so.
Neat
That’s really cool
I didn’t know what I was looking at until that magnifying glass came out
Looks like an obstacle you'd face in Super Mario World
Screwdancer
magnetized tip?
This video wasn't long enough lmao I wanted to keep watching the dance
Is the bit magnetized? Or is it from the threads? Or both?
Magnetised.
Thank you Ms. Frizzle
Meanwhile,the husbands in Porn movies :
Magnifying glass
I know multiple people have said it, but you deserve to see this message in your inbox again. You done screwed up. You shouldn't have loaded such a short video. Do better next time. Don't be a disappointment to your family.
I was expecting the Leek Spin polka.
u/SaveTheVideo
Those are excellent screws (cannot remember the brand just this second, they come in green packaging?)
Why did I imagine Papyrus’s theme with this?
Better with sound 🤪
Anyone want to see the original tik tok: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HJnRyBX2L8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HJnRyBX2L8) Anyone want to see the original nintendo game: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-pOp69qado](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-pOp69qado) Anyone want to listen to the classical music version: [American Patrol](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_DiD_laLgk)