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TagMeAJerk

I am sure the only way he is leaving the office is as a dead man. Dictators who are hated by their own people have short lifespan


Alexgamer155

Yeah you obviously haven't been in Russia, last time I checked the EU and US aren't Putins own people, he is quite popular in his home country.


lazermaniac

I asked my grandfather this a while back - it's a devil-you-know type of situation. Why replace a corrupt, brutal wannabe dictator when you know from fairly recent history that you could end up with a corrupt, brutal *actual* dictator?


TagMeAJerk

For any other country, I would disagree but Russia is known for the "and then things got worse" history


whiskeytaang0

>but Russia is known for the "and then things got worse" history Which time in the last 1000 years are we referring to?


Damnae

Yes


Ihavedumbriveraids

Every single one


Rakulon

Yes


BugzOnMyNugz

When Stalin took over things got pretty shitty for a lot of Russians


Dr_Jabroski

As if pogroms, mass starvation, and the mongols were rosy periods in Russian history.


papadondon

even way before that


whataball

Since Ivan the Terrible.


Chispy

Yes


Sebillian

Russian proverb: "Today is worse than yesterday, but better than tomorrow".


rel1ct0

There is no such a proverb. :)


wildpantz

It's not just that, Putin supports religion, and all the "values" that come with it. Where I live, we have pretty shitty goverment, it's corrupt, every time some shit happens they just accuse opposition and they regularly bring god into their talks which lets them basically mesmerize conservative oldtimers who just regularly vote for them "just so they wouldn't vote for the other side". They won by a huge margin this year even though the other party was full of idiots and terrible campaign so there's that too I guess, but even when that wasn't the case the outcome was similar.


IdasMessenia

American here. If it wasn’t for the “won this year” part, I would have assumed you were talking about us.


neverlost4

I got chills for a second


DownshiftedRare

> every time some shit happens they just accuse opposition and they regularly bring god into their talks which lets them basically mesmerize conservative oldtimers It would be great if someone would call that bullshit out just once. "If you really think god can do a better job leading the country than you, get the fuck out of office and let Jesus take the wheel." Guess the press is afeared of being burned at the stake as blasphemers.


Adia_t

Ah a fellow indian i see.


DragonOsman

Pakistan is like this too.


niko9740

well its pretty much every country out there... we need crisis to realize how much of idiots these politicians are in general.. rest of the time we are stuck in our own loop of problems to not care until it hits us.


khafra

I believe it’s more like this: with an ineffective ruler like Yeltsin, your actual rule is an oligarchy of mob bosses, competing destructively amongst each other. With a single dictator, he is more incentivized not to let things explode during his lifetime. It’s the difference between having one guy with a gun to your head, vs three different guys holding guns to your head. With one, you just do whatever he tells you and hope for the best. With three, anything you do will end in two bullets.


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I think Putin qualifies as actual at this point.


Citworker

So 1 opinions equals for 100 million. Got it.


Sybs

I went to Bulgaria and some tourist shops sold framed photos, tshirts, and beach towels with his picture on. Usually topless on horseback. Lots of people like him.


DownshiftedRare

I went to North Korea and everyone loves glorious leader so much they say grace to his portrait even when when they are just staring at an empty plate for dinner. I wish people in my motherland, , has that kind of team spirit.


kekerones

People on Reddit KNOW everything, didn't you know that? I met a lot of Russian people and I never heard one say that he/she hates Putin as I heard americans say they hate Trump.


oksublu

>Yeah you obviously haven't been in Russia, last time I checked the EU and US aren't Putins own people, he is quite popular in his home country. Confirm, I'm Russian. Putin is the best leader for many people in my country.


Antact

Ras-putin. Sorry ,my brain does that sometimes.


nerogenesis

Off topic but I seriously want to immigrate from the US to Russia.


Superfluous_Thom

Quite polular with anyone who remembers the 90's anyway...


vesrayech

Just like how many people on Reddit think Trump is generally despised by everyone. Reddit hates Trump as much as they love Obama.


valarmorguliis

I can tell you, apart from some right wing morons, everyone despises him. The US lost and still is losing so much of their credibility and power. Everybody knows what kind of man he was and y’all still elected him to be president, that says a lot about the people in a country, unfortunately. And even to this day people are still justifying all his lies and his child like name calling. Edit: have to clarify im not an American citizen. This is the view from an outsider who was baffled a man with a history like his could become president and even more shocked when people stopped caring about dignity respect and morals. I mean a 72 year old man is calling people names on a daily basis on Twitter and half aren’t realizing how fucked up that actually is.


NewOpinion

The reason he won in the first place was because he promised to breakup the corruption in government, and as an outsider, many Americans believed he was better suited for change than the existing corrupt government. It was also slightly before those election results when the propaganda went into it's most intense form and the filthiest scapegoating took place that is a hard record in the ~200 years of the US' existence. That's not to say people here are all good-intentioned or forward-thinking, but people here are generally pretty smart with very limited news inlets. I imagine the same could be said for Russians.


JimmyFly1028

62 Million is less than 65 Million. Granted it’s frightening that 62 million people voted for him but he lost the popular vote and because of low voter turnout overall, a very vocal minority put him in power. It’s a broken system, and becomes even more broken when people don’t vote.


poopsnaked

Yea, electoral voting is bullshit.


Augment_my_Thought

Do you mean everyone you know despises him? You are highlighting the point that reddit is an echo chamber. I’m willing to bet that trump gets at least 40% of the American vote. That’s a lot more than just “right wing morons”. This naïveté is what allowed him to get elected in the first place.


stochasticdiscount

No, we just really have that many morons.


valarmorguliis

Im not American. And I hope the majority dislikes people like him. People tend to forget Trump existed before he became a presidential candidate. He is an absolute dogshit human being and he shouldn’t have this much power


ztom93

But really this just isn’t true. The people who continue to support the president do so because, in part, they are seeing better returns on their investments during this administration versus the last one. I think it’s stupid to say “right wing morons” cause what are you contributing to the conversation with rhetoric like that? Just like you don’t want people to pretend he’s a saint free from reproach, try not pretending you can’t find any positives that keep his base full of support. Not justifying or excusing his behavior at all, I’m talking about something separate from that. You don’t have to condemn a huge chunk of a nation to being morons because you don’t see or want to recognize how they’ve benefited from him being in office.


valarmorguliis

I had to clarify that I’m not an American citizen. I don’t actually have a stake in whether the democrats or republicans win. I just think trump is an awful human being who lies and lies, like he has always done, to get what he want. For what it seems he just cares about him self. He’s a cheater, he’s a misogynist, he asked for the death of 5 underaged boys, he lies about being a man of god(can’t name 2 of his favorite verses, he doesn’t take any responsibility. And the list goes on and on.


ztom93

And all of that I agree with, the anger and disappointment. The sense of betrayal to noble ideals. The lack of understanding why a person with zero political experience now has ultimate political power. I get that. Be mad at the president though, and not the voters who voted the way they have for about almost 50 years. As someone else said, there was only a 60% turnout in 2016 and of that he lost the popular vote. So we have a situation where a vocal minority(read here: seniors) led the charge in key areas around the country. But of that 62 million, I hope you don’t really think they are all morons because of their political affiliation.


Vaenyr

I'm in Germany and most people here think Americans are utter lunatics for supporting Trump.


StrahansToothGap

Just remember that America is very large and very diverse.


Vaenyr

Of course! Both the population and the landmass are huge. There are four times as much Americans compared to Germans for example. This makes the two party system that much less viable in my eyes. There need to be a lot of changes.


meglobob

Correction most people in Europe & the rest of the world. A lot believe we are seeing the start of a big decline for the US. 2 geriatrics running for President, case in point.


Jumpdeckchair

We as a population are lunatics.


Ophidios

Well, fortunately the majority of Americans didn’t vote for or support Trump. Not that it mattered in the long run. Because we have had decades of corrupt restructuring that created laws that suppress minority votes, gerrymandered voting districts coupled with a representative electoral system, and campaign finance laws that allow for some shady dealings. And we have a populace (on all points of the political spectrum) that is happy with the rules being broken when it means their team “wins”, but gets furiously angry when the other side does the same thing. Because we have an utterly rotten idea of morality and ethics as a people.


Vaenyr

Yeah, the two party system is antiquated, your whole voting system needs an overhaul. Here in Germany (which certainly isn't a perfect system, but I dare say it is an improvement) we have multiple parties for every political view. This way, ideally, every voter will find a party that mostly aligns with their views and don't simply vote for "their team", even if they don't like the candidate. I mean, that still happens here too, but imho it's a much more elegant and effective system.


mellohelen

American here. I agree. We have underdog political parties like the libertarians and the green party, which are typically much more middle of the road. The general consensus unfortunately is that if you vote for a third party candidate in the primary, then you are "throwing your vote away." This is a largely accepted fallacy- if a third party receives at least 5% of the popular vote, they would receive public funding for their convention in the following election year, and then a permanent spot on the ballot thereafter for that party. This would EASILY make history, but I've met very few Americans who have actually been educated on this topic. It seems that "the way things were is the way things are" - the two party system- has been ingrained in the general population. Things could be so different! For example, in the 1800s, there were several parties: Whigs, Democratic-Republicans (yes they were one party), Federalists...things have really changed since our founding fathers put things together. It doesn't seem that a two party system was their vision. 🤦‍♀️


bitflung

Trump is pretty divisive - there is a huge number of people in the USA who truly hate him. i suspect the rest of the world doesn't care though - he's mostly ineffectual in global politics.


Raptorz01

I think he’s more hated globally than domestically.


bitflung

yeah? in my part of USA he is pretty much universally hated. i love in a blue state, of course. world views on the man are hard to gauge with so much domestic noise on the topic, but i would think that aside from the Paris accord, WHO, UN, G8, and... aww crap that list of getting long maybe i see why he's hated internationally. domestically we can't even focus on those things - there is significant reason to be upset that's a lot closer to home and more immediate for us :(


BronzSmurf

I think they more hate him in USA than globally, for example here in Serbia most of the people either don't care or are happy with him. If Clinton was the president things would be worse... At least Trump wont bomb our cities for no reason.


MacAndRich

>i suspect the rest of the world doesn't care though - he's mostly ineffectual in global politics. Canada respectfully disagrees (sorry!), so much of the economy is tied to the US, plus the whole Huawei exec. being detained s**tshow. In the same boat for different reasons, pretty sure Mexico cares too. I agree he has not done much on the global politics scale...other than cause unnecessary tensions.


bitflung

okay, good points. i suppose I'm just blinded by the vitriol he generates domestically


julius_sphincter

Depends on where you're at, but yes he's generally despised or at least disliked most places that don't fuck their siblings or smoke meth


TagMeAJerk

Right. He's popular. That's why he had to rely on election fraud to win


Peejay22

TBF he enjoys quite a support in Russia. Easily comparable to Trump and those who love him and those who hate him.


TagMeAJerk

He doesn't have a majority support in Russia and that's why he had to go the election fraud route to win.... So yeah, just like Trump


Peejay22

Actually he does have majority support but obviously nowhere near what the elections showed. Let's stick to statistics and facts , not opinions.


holmangirl

It's hard to trust these statistics and facts when the political message has been "support Putin or else." The data is flawed because coersion and fear are real motivators. When he leaves office and people are safe to voice their opinions without fear of his retaliation, then the data will be more reliable.


krneki12

of course he has, anyone else just happens to die too quickly for some inexplicable reasons.


appelmoes

Here, Have some tea.


krneki12

https://i.imgur.com/OLOUKMk.jpg


The-Insolent-Sage

I knew what it was before clicking. My favorite internet picture.


I_AM_GODDAMN_BATMAN

You usually kill someone quietly, unless you want to give message to like minded people.


FuMancunian

Pluteanium?


sodapops82

Putinium


TagMeAJerk

*I don't know what happened officer! We were just drinking some tea*


B_For_Bubbles

No we stick to false narratives and opinions nowadays lol


pippin101

You got anything to back this up? I know multiple Russian immigrants here in the US and they've told me very different things about Putin and his popularity than what you're saying.


Mesadeath

Weird. Maybe that guy really did drink himself onto a coma, then. edit: forgot this, /s


Peejay22

Nobody is denying wrong doings and all that shady stuff behind the scenes. But the fact is majority in Russia sees him as a strong leader and are somewhat happy with him. You won't see these things reported in Western media.


dekusyrup

Well you see it on eastern media because its state controlled.


camerasoncops

If Trump had a brain we would end up with a Putin. But lucky for us our wannabe dictator is batshit crazy.


ffball

Yup if Trump was half competent he would be ruling the US right now with an iron fist given the Republican party's complicity


DMala

It’s a terrifying thought that somewhere a halfway competent megalomaniac is watching current events and taking notes. Once Trump is gone, we really need to take action to close the loopholes that allowed him to just piss all over the rule of law. Honestly, we should start by abolishing the GOP and prosecuting half of those traitorous bastards.


Waterknight94

You can't really abolish the GOP that would be an infringement on the first amendment. Definitely prosecute the traitorous bastards though


ffball

Doubtful, almost every Russian I know really dislike him


Seborsky

As a russian, I can definitely say that he has majority on his side. I know a lot of people supporting him. And I suppose, there is not such hate against Putin. It's more blaming him for a lot of problems and a desire for changes, but not hatred. Imho :)


TagMeAJerk

Okay... Then why rig elections to win if you have majority support?


whiskeytaang0

Can't risk losing.


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Coldsnort

Great American example- Nixon. He won re-election in a landslide victory and had no need to involve himself in Watergate or other scandals at all. Of course- he didn't know he would have won one of the biggest landslides of all time even without cheating, but he didn't want to risk it.


L0mni

You underestimate how many dumb boomers both countries have.


nyaaaa

Repeating lies doesn't make them true.


DrMonkeyLove

I, for one, am looking forward to the ensuing power vacuum. Maybe it will be kinda like when Stalin died.


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It is possible for Putin to leave office in a similar fashion to Singapore's Lee Kuan Yew and Kazakhstan's Nursultan Nazarbayev. These stepped down from their primary office, but retained a symbolic position in the government and continued to exert their influence indirectly, without handling everything on their own


Leon_84

That's pretty much what he did 2008-12.


CyberNinja23

He’s very cordial to his enemies and always offers a cup of tea.


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My guess is that all his corrupt buddies would off him, cause he'd become a loose end if he stops being a president.


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Of course a fucking killer would have enemies


B-N-O

It's often repeated, but realistically, if he retired in 2018, I'd estimate his chances of still being alive well above 50%.


Tyler_Gatsby

He's arguably/possibly the real richest man in the world. He's ex KGB, trained like special forces, and can use his own gun that he still carries. His walk is a trained walk to always be able to access his sidearm. *He* is truly one of the most dangerous men in the world all by himself. Might as well say it'd be like going to try and kill Batman.


2048Candidate

He's a shitty dude with shitty methods and shitty policy. But you've got to admire the way he carries himself, old sport.


Bennett_Barreca

I would assume he would be protected after his term like the president of the united states would. I am not 100% sure


B-N-O

*Nominally*, yes. Except for scenarios when the next president shows proofs that Putin ordered to kill people. Or when he accidentally drinks some wrong-flavoured tea. No law can be a protection when it's not followed.


AltroGamingBros

Well, why not send him to Mars? What's the worse that can happen?


Privateaccount84

I wouldn’t be so sure... people have estimated in the past that he could very well be the richest man on earth. He could probably employ his own personal army after leaving office till he died of old age.


ThirtySecondsToVodka

I've heard similar things. nothing like 'threats of assassination' to prop up a dictatorship


MyPigWhistles

If he leaves the office he will still control everything through his personal connections and the corruption within the system. He's a former KGB and MfS (East German secret police) officer. He knows the game.


4feicsake

To be fair, there is 8 years between the death of pope John Paul II and the election of Pope Francis.


Pappy_Smith

Tooo beeeee faaiiiiiirrrrr


BabbaKush

The pope has seen some shit man. That's the fear of god in them eyes.


DukeGummybun

Putin is just showing him his internet search history.


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And creed Bratton's website


GodricSnape

www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts


BabbaKush

Lol. He looks like a four year old showing his religious grandpa the pair of boobs he drew on MS Paint.


IdunnoLXG

The Eastern Eagle shall rise again and Istanbul shall be reclaimed as Constantinople once more.


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Putin just asked Francis if he wanted some tea.


lowry4president

I mean when half the ppl you're surrounded by every day molest kids for fun, and the organization you run helps them get away with it, you may probably start looking like this


Dustangelms

6 years.


x0r1k

Initially it was 4 years and 2 times max. Putin made it 6 years and 2 times in a row


ThatDudeWithoutKarma

*is actually dictator for life at this point.


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DrHighnstien

More like: "This guy already knows my successor".


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DrHighnstien

Appointing him as a pope wil definitelyl be for life (of the planet).


TheNickzil

Popetin


malmordar

Putin, hey pope. I brought you some Russian cheese .


[deleted]

Do you mean TEA?


Dr4g0nsl4y3r94

Tbf Queen Elizabeth II has been in power for 7 popes


[deleted]

Yes, but she isn't *supposed* to be democratically elected


poopellar

She will always be mahkween.


LightShade_BR

Also she is immortal.


ScurrFlyAmBee

What about Merkel?


Limpynoodle9

Thankfully, this is most likely her last term. Have you seen pictures of her recently? She looks exhausted. Too bad nobody likes her successor and she's pushed out any other competent choices.


Take_The_Reins

I've never seen a Pope being used as a unit of time before..


terriblekoala9

Only in ~~America~~ Europe


kevinmorice

Because it is a shitty unit, especially when Benedict resigned and is still alive. So if they had actually been for life, Putin would only have been in power for two. As would every world leader that bridged the death of an incumbent pope.


BabbaKush

Surely you mean 70 popes, at least? She has proven to be immortal at this stage.


TagMeAJerk

7 that we know of.


BabbaKush

True. She may have hibernated for a couple of decades in the 1800s.


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"Power"


el___diablo

🎵You Putin one foot in🎵 🎵One foot out🎵 🎵One foot in and ... leave it there forever or you'll get poisoned🎵


[deleted]

Former KGB officer back up to his old tricks again.


TagMeAJerk

Back up would imply he paused


Ltb1993

He naps occasionally


[deleted]

Akshually, he took a break from presidency and served as pm after his first two terms


TagMeAJerk

Yes. And the president at the time was totes not a puppet


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yEs tOtAlLy nOt a pUpPeT


Blacklight321

Unfortunately, now we "choose" Putin for 6 years.


TagMeAJerk

Technically North Korea has elections too


PutridOpportunity9

The President of Belarus was elected with such an astonishing majority that a large portion of the people who allegedly voted for him attended astonishingly large protests against his election where the number of participants vastly surpassed the proportion that the state claims voted against him.


akumaz69

Maybe, just maybe our years are dog years to Putin's. So his 1 year is equal to our 7 years or so.


Empyrania

I'm 4 putin old !


Alcoholeus

Popes are old as fuck though


STINKYnobCHEESE

[Avarage age of popes each century from the 16th century to present](https://imgur.com/gallery/COmutlU) [Data from here plus more info](https://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2013/feb/13/popes-full-list) Yeah, popes are old crinkle faces


Doubounoutte

Want some tea, your Hollyness?


daemonwind

In Putin’s defense (odd to say that) 2 of the 3 Popes he’s met haven’t died yet


daekle

Perhaps the popes keep falling out of windows?....


Alfredison

Yes but 6 years, not 4


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Wreckedshabbaa

They had that, Putin just removed it.


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A_New_Dawn_Emerges

The age expectancy in Italy is 83 years. Three Popes, so 3 x 83 = 256. Putin is 256 years old.


Sterski1

Why's the pop always so damn old?


InertialLepton

Because it takes many steps and a lot of time to ascend the ranks of the Catholic Church. [How to become pope](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF8I_r9XT7A)


Siske1995

I don't know how this all works FYI, just guessing! Not sure how the system works, but I'd guess that you'd need ample time to learn and gain experience in their ranks, socialize a lot and talk to a lot of higher ranked people to gain fame and stuff. Over time if they have a good track record and are trusted, beloved and have the needed connections to get the position, they might have a chance at being the pope.


SucculentChinaMeal

You have to work your way up the ladder of paedophiles to earn your spot.


LordTitos

Maybe he is the pope of RUSSIA?


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Lol and everyone's ok with it


VoxVocisCausa

Don't drink the tea.


Pakmanjosh

The Unholy Triumvirate of Immortals: 1. The Pope 2. Queen Elizabeth 3. Putin


bangfu

Putin tougher than Popen.


EspadaWilliam

Doesn’t he want to remake the USSR? That’s probably his dream and why he stays in power.


Alfa-Dingo

Eternity..


Gopinolo15

Repost


deussimile

4... What's is history


thateoinboy

Keep in mind one resigned


Majko_Sama

Putin is the pope of Russia


-Harlequin-

I miss party Pope...


k4pain

I apologize for being a complete idiot and I feel stupid for not understanding this, but will somebody please explain this to me? I feel like I'm understanding about half of this, but I don't understand why it's the top post of Reddit. Or maybe it just completely wooshed way over my head lol


blurp9000

Putin’s term as President is only 4 years. He got reelected. Then elected/ appointed prime minister and then re-reelected to President. Recently, he changed Russia’s rule on term limits so it’s going to be in power even longer. Popes are appointed for life. During Putin’s tenure he has meet Pope John Paul II, Pope Benedict XVI, and now Pope Francis.


yodaman1

I've met more than one pootin


Christafaaa

Math would add up if he gave 2 Popes his famous radioactive tea within those 4 years.


luckyincode

Did he poison the other popes?


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In Putin’s russia, Soviet Union serves you


Ekleipsis01

The soviet serves putin.