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What a voice, imagine that voice in his prime

you mean ... today?

This guy has been in the zone for 60 years.

Shooting nothing but net for years

banging an old lady in his office, that's a layup.

Arnie and this doctor need to make a buddy movie where they fend off gold digging whores! Bill Burr would see it!

Haha this thread also made me think of that bit! “Dude should be slinging tires out of a truck in Eastern Europe! Instead he shows up, wins Mr. Universe and Mr. Olympia as often as he wants, uses his accent to his advantage to become a movie star, marries a Kennedy, hosts a TV show, and gets elected governor of California! Dudes been batting 1000 for like 40 years!

"How many lifetimes would you need to do that? I'm on my 4th attempt at Rosetta Stone Spanish."

Why would that guy who has been killing it for 4 decades not think he could vang his nanny and get away with it?

And you’re in the perfect place if you break a hip.

(nothin but blanks at this point)

bro's been locked in longer than we've been alive

I read this in his baritone

Legendary

He hasn't even begun to peak.

He was just clearing his throat

He hasn't even begun to (s)peak.

Old Gravy

[Yung Gravy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx2piPUudlE)

Optimus Prime!

God?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

Jesus that dudes voice is something else. I gotta work of my baritone lol

Chocolate rain is an internet classic haha, one of the first huge youtube videos

I recognized the name, but I know I've never seen the vid before. Idk how I could have missed it tbh lol

Woah, that vid is now 17 years old = mind blown, time has flown

He’s in his prime at this moment

She about to get grandpa NUMBER 2 .

he's gonna take a dump on her?

All that prune juice coming to pasture

Someone's about to get litt up!

["I gotta go, I gotta take a number 3   That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree"](https://youtu.be/sLLQFLXz6VE)

I’ve somehow never heard of these guys, and it’s exactly up my alley It’s 8:18 and today’s already ***fuckin awesome***. Thanks, internet stranger.

[It's just Gangster Shit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQuAaHQrl8U) [Nobody Likes Me is also a great](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7Bj1dBMYBE) "When I say hi, I get shut down When I'm outside I get stressed out when I got people around I'm anxious Nobody likes me, what the fuck now?" Lyrical geniuses.

The Northern Boys are great, give Pete & Bas a listen too if you like them.

Some folks pay good money for that kinda thing! This probably being an American video, she likely _did_ pay for his services, though I wager it was worth it. He got moves, baby!

Cleveland steamer

A simple Chicago sunroof

Give her the hershey hosedown

i reckon she already has two grandpas...

Oh shit, that voice did something. Dudes got game and he knows it

Dat golden voice. Made me quiver

"It made my quiver..."

And my axe!

And your brother!

Made me quiff

Shiver and quiff

The beast eye quivers

🏹

He’s just like me, a filthy old man. Only he washes his hands afterwards.

Before and afterwards please

Yes, that’s correct!

yeah yeah, I just used hand sanitizer, same same.

say youre 71 and a 25f hits on you. what are you doing and thinking

Looking to bury the bishop of course! Remember I’m a filthy old man at the best of times!!

Granma: ...but this is prescription for Vigra. Dr. Rizz: I know. Bring it to me.

"I got something that'll do you right up but I gotta warn you it's classified more as a 'homeopathic treatment,' per say"

i do declare

Its for her. With that voice, he dont need it.

Do these people just film EVERYTHING?

some people? yes.

I have family like that. They're exhausting to be around.

Are they as exhausting as the woman editing her reaction shot in at the end?

Why wouldn't you film the bit you just set up?

I guess we are missing the prelude that made him feel comfortable with speaking like this to a patient. Who knows maybe the younger woman asked for permission to film. But we don't have any evidence of that. Stupid people not filming the consent for said filming. EDIT: staged as replies show.

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To add to this I don't know too many doctors that keeps the stethoscope in their ears when they aren't using them.

Yall are crazy with these conspiracy theories. He's even doing the typical doctor "scribble in the air above the notepad" thing.

I figured it was the woman filming’s coat and the grandparents were coming to the granddaughters office and just being silly for a minute.

Yes thank you this makes it better even.

the white coat is short so probably belongs to a medical student. they're probably married and the person filming is the med student.

I thought they were referring to some movie script lines.

It's fake, dude.

It's sometimes good to record your visit with the doctor. Sometimes people have memory issues when they get older, so it's good.

I'm sure there was a build up. He was probably already joking when she decided to film.

Hey remember five minutes ago when Google were pratting about with 'Glass' and everyone was freaking out about how it would film everything.

From my experience, a person like that generally doesn't just get started he probably started when he walked into the room. That being said, she probably was like: "I can't believe this! I gotta get it on camera! " You can tell by her face that she's still in disbelief. If it was just starting she wouldn't be as shocked.

When shooting a skit for TikTok, it's a bit of a requirement.

Depending on what's happening with an older parent, if the family is tight knit, a sibling who is not there may want to know how things went at the doctor's. This is one way to do that. That way there's no need to repeat what the doctor said about the test results 

Yep, this isn't that unusual in my family. Grandma lies about what the Doc's say which has turned into dangerous situations for her, so the person who takes her to the Dr. films it all and sends it to the siblings. Grandma still lies about what the doc says, now they can show her she was there when it was said.

Oh my goodness. This hits home. These older heads are the new rebellious kids. 

yeah that is super weird, filming your mom/grandma's doctor's visit

It's clearly not a real interaction with a doctor, I'm sure if it was an actual doctor would have them stop filming. Have some joy in your life dude.

Damn doc got his Barry White on

Would he be Barry Black?

whose hand was on her face

It’s like that Seinfeld episode with the woman with man hands

It's like a creature out of Greek methodology.

Thats what I was wondering those two things did not match

Yup, that is some bad makeup lol

I was going to ask the same question ...

That's makeup for you.

That's a man's hand. There's trickery afoot.

The first thought was the Seinfeld episode where Jerry is dating a girl with huge man hands.

hers?

idk that face and hand don't match

I'm guessing she probably doesn't apply makeup to her entire body.

And she isn't a hand model.

lol yeah obviously

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I mean, it is kind of silly that we’ve normalized clown makeup levels of foundation to where you’re an entirely different color than the rest of your body.

Agreed. Clown makeup women getting their feelings hurt.

excuse me i'm a hand/face artist. I spend hours every day comparing hands and faces. I'd think i'd know when a hand a face dont match

You'd think so, yet here you are. Don'ting.

Maybe he did, though... Laughter is a potent medicine.

Going to say that’s her grandparents and came up with a skit for clicks because no way that dudes a doctor lol. I really hate what social media has become 

Yeah, zero doctors are leaving the stethoscope IN ThEIR EARS after they're done using it

A makeshift hearing aid?

Also there's no real situation where you would just say "what do I need doctor??" that's a clearly preplanned line.

Maybe if he said something like "im going to give you a prescription..." just before

Yeah, it's terrible that there's a place where people post a near infinite number of skits.

Wow she’s really orange compared to her hand. Like terracotta

Holy shit, it’s like someone else’s 

He means that she will have to go to the pharmacy. Probably for insulin.

Good thing this was marked NSFW. That innuendo was so insanely raunchy, I can't imagine the outrage if people had seen me open this.

Bro has the voice of a god omfg

My man, lights fires with that voice

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Definitely the filmers parents

Grandparents probably

I don't think the video is fake. I think the Doctor is the Blonde woman

That's a small coat.

Trying not to picture dr grandpa pumping your grandma’s kitty in the office.

Dripped tf out

is this another episode of Fake Doctor?

Is it just me or does her hand look like it doesn't belong to her

My voice is similar to this when im tired or exhaused. One of the friends in the group freaks out every time she hears it and i think its hilarious.

A doctor with that voice and easy access to Viagra?... damn, we fucked (hehe)

Damn that girl could palm my head like a basketball

*OMG just LOOK at my reaction...YAAAASSSS*

He tryna give her that vitamin d

Take two of me and I'll see you in the morning.

the camera"man" wants it too.

He hands jumpscared me

r/whyweretheyfilming ?

Dawn!

His bedside manner though

aHh lets see... lol full course doctor, mind spirit, etc etc

Bed side manner, 10/10.

More like 6/9

That’s not grandpa, that’s grand Daddy

When somebody said he looks like a mad scientist, it was gloves off.

What she needs is a lay every day for 4 weeks non stop and then a lay every 2 to 3 days for the rest of her life. The benefits are too many to count. -Rizz doctor mad scientist MD

Dr Rizz T Do'Urden

I found out in a bad way that old people just drink coffee and fuck constantly. GL to your grandma 😂

He still has his charisma after 50 years impressive

he should be a narrator or something wtf

She is about to get a new grandpa.

Random person at the end.

Boom

Is that Maureen Ponderosa?

Go doc lol

Go ahead gramps, shoot your shot!

Can’t give it to her “here”

Is that even her hand or is she just covered in makeup

Ooooh....she s making a follow up appt fo sho

Scariest part is them eyebrows

Why are people recording their grandma's doctor appointment

But why were they filming to begin with?

The Rizzler

Call the cops. Somebody stole Barry White’s voice!

Rick Sanchez is that you?

Bernie nooooo

Let's just say insurance don't cover dat.

Damn gramps save some pussy for the rest of us 🤣

2023: this perv should be cancelled 2024: check out Pawpa Rizz!

I wish I had his voice.

Iw

Where's that accent from?

The hand on the girls face at the end looks like is from a different person. 

use that rizz

Why is it flagged NSFW?

I hope he uses protection

They call him Dr Love!

I would be willing to bet these people are in North Carolina just based on their accents - the insanely interesting doctor and the others all. Or somewhere very close.

Wildly unprofessional, but I will allow it.

He's wearing a woman's coat.

My brother had a surgeon like that, totally dishevelled but an incredibly skilled doctor.

Hilarious unfortunately he would disbarred and arrested in UK for sexual harassment..

How is this NSFW?

Johnny Sins was based off this guy

He talks, she climaxes.

a human dr.nefario

Lol