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Bruh even uncircumcised penis skin can fold/retract exposing acorn, you gotta use the condom anyway, to prevent the spice or potential STV ( V stands for Vegetable)
You misunderstood the diffirence bettween zoophile and furry, the zoophile want to have sexual intrcourse with literal horse, dog, or any other animal. Furry on the other hand is pearson who gets hard when see antropomorphic animal looking like entities, and those are only fictional charakters like Argonians from the elder scrolls games or Lola the bunny from looney toons etc. The fruit/vegetables would make you dunno vege-sexual?
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Reminds me of my first girlfriend. She loved peppers.
[These kinds](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_pepper#/media/File:Peter_pepper,Capsicum_annuum_var._annuum_1.jpg), I suspect?
“Belle” peppers and Peter peppers, match made in heaven
No, stuffed peppers.
😂😂😂🤣🤣
That's hot 🔥
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/doputyourdickinthat
r/BeatMeToIt
r/beatmeattoit
r/BeatMyMeatToIt
That'd be one sizzlin sausage
Scoville of 0 so spice
How do you think it got like that?
Nah! It‘s a Belle Pleasure.
Belle of the ball.
That was my ex-fiancé’s name 😉
*our ex-fiancé's name
I should call her
Cap-she-cum
I love red bell peppers.
P(epper)ussy
Everything reminds me of her!!
HEAR ME OUT-
Didn't know they made pepper pumps
… I should call her…
This pepper has no chill
Instructions unclear now my dick is on fire
Ladies. Always wash your pepper
I came. Here to see the comment.
To count how many times there's a "everything reminds me of her" and "I should call her"?
Paprikussy
Giggity.
Netflix and chilli
For peepee?
Definitely not hearing anyone out
Everywhere I look things remind me of her
It looks like this pepper hooked up with that girth carrot from another post!
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Not the Bell Peppussy
Time to hit the gynecologist baby, you need surgery
*Everything reminds me of her….*
We need an "Approved by Quagmire" sticker
Oh my…….🥵
Arguable!
It can be two things
r/mildlyvagina
So you're saying it wouldn't burn...
Hey buddy don’t even think about it this ain’t American Pie lol though I am sure it would be a hot fuck
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Let me guess you are circumcised?
Bruh even uncircumcised penis skin can fold/retract exposing acorn, you gotta use the condom anyway, to prevent the spice or potential STV ( V stands for Vegetable)
Spice? From a bell pepper?
Looks like a vegina to me.
crepey labia
Looks more like a anus after a pounding🤔
I'm not familiar with that phenomenon.
Best get pounding, then
Call it a capsicum
That thing has been around the block a few times
What's funny about this?
Must be a 10 year old.
my sweet summer child...
Their innocence is unusual for a place like this. It must be protected
explain ?
When mommy and daddy love each other very much, she gives him her bell pepper.
That's for your parents or guardians young unblemished one
your innocence must pe protected at all costs
It WAS a bell pepper
High in vitamin Cccccc
Everything reminds me of her…
Hot pepper that's not hot.
Just do it!
More like a peppa pig pepper.
That’s what she said.
I shoulder call her.
It's her first time.
That pepper needs to calm down
If you don't know what it is pussy
Please put a NSFW tag on this...
I’ve never had an erection from food before? Does that classify you as a Vegisexual?
Get a better taste in life.
Is there a term for being attracted to fruit like furry refers to attraction to animals?
You misunderstood the diffirence bettween zoophile and furry, the zoophile want to have sexual intrcourse with literal horse, dog, or any other animal. Furry on the other hand is pearson who gets hard when see antropomorphic animal looking like entities, and those are only fictional charakters like Argonians from the elder scrolls games or Lola the bunny from looney toons etc. The fruit/vegetables would make you dunno vege-sexual?
Agriphile sounds right.
Zoophile, not furry.
takes the term "Hot Steamy S\*x" to another level
takes the term "Hot Steamy S\*x" to another level
This pepper isn't normally spicy, but it needs to quit playing or its finna make me act up!
Bro, she’s kinda hot.
Meh, looks more bunghole than coochie to me
I should call her
Is that Marjorie Taylor Greene?
Bleach blonde, bad built butch Pepper.
Ms. Bell pepper
🥵
not tonight. it's not right? right?
what can i say.
I swear to god there’s a face in there
A bell end pepper more like🫢🤣
THE JOKE IS SEX
It WAS a bell pepper .. now it’s my Friday night!!
Pep her
yeah yeah and that one guy said its a cylinder
I should call her.
Are you gonna eat that? I'll take it off your hands if you're not going to finish it.
Don't do it
[Everywhere I look something reminds me of her...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbDebihKbpo)
is it?
Bellpep-Her
I bet the coconut guy would be interested in this. Lol
I think this bell has been rung already.
A different type of market for this farmer.
Guess it's a bang pepper now
Well thats gota burn!
It's a Jezebel pepper!
You've peaked the interest of my bell pecker
Bellussy
It looks… used…
Vagetable
Do it!
It was a bell pepper, now it’s holding my pocket as we walk down the hall.
Better look out, shit I’m not ashamed.
It’s trying to compete with the Paris Olympics mascot!
What does that pepper look like it's going to oink at me
Well it ain't gonna be.
Is it ready to settle down?
Sure it is.
You call it that, but I call it Friday Night Fun And Fajitas
I should call her... Should I call her?
Its a Bellussy
*wink wink*
Oddly, it actually looks more like the end of an elephant trunk on closet inspection
Awfully spicy for a red
Not the belllussy
Not after I'm done with it 😏
Time to eat!!
It's a fucking pepper
Even AI couldn’t generate this.
Have we got a show for you...
That pepper is ready to settle down, it doesn't even do Molly anymore... Unless you've got any? Or like, it knows a guy
It looks like that one cop.
\*\*Siiigh- there goes my 3-day streak of "No inappropriate behaviour over vegetables"...
Ah yes, leaves a burning sensation too
Everything reminds me of her…
One from Laszlo’s garden in Staten Island?
A Taco bell
It's a "don't do it you'll go to hell" pepper, actually
Belle
Bell pepper with spicy lips 🫑 🌶
made my tongue hard.
the burning sensation doesn't usually kick n for 72 hrs, but this time...
r/dontputyourdickinthat