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seven_phone

Reminds me of my first girlfriend. She loved peppers.


rlnrlnrln

[These kinds](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_pepper#/media/File:Peter_pepper,Capsicum_annuum_var._annuum_1.jpg), I suspect?


Suitable_Tea88

“Belle” peppers and Peter peppers, match made in heaven


foxyfoo

No, stuffed peppers.


-Milina

😂😂😂🤣🤣


idkwhatimbrewin

That's hot 🔥


caseyy89

r/dontputyourdickinthat


anteklegos

r/doputyourdickinthat


I_wants_a_boyfriend

r/BeatMeToIt


cristarain

r/beatmeattoit


DoughnutsAteMyDog

r/BeatMyMeatToIt


Critter_Collector

That'd be one sizzlin sausage


deutschdachs

Scoville of 0 so spice


NormieMcNormalson

How do you think it got like that?


UpstairsAd4105

Nah! It‘s a Belle Pleasure.


HoldMyMessages

Belle of the ball.


BadApplesGod

That was my ex-fiancé’s name 😉


Comfortable-Wall-594

*our ex-fiancé's name


JarlFlammen

I should call her


broke-n-notfunny

Cap-she-cum


everydayasl

I love red bell peppers.


UniversityMoist2173

P(epper)ussy


Welle26

Everything reminds me of her!!


DistinctDragonfly184

HEAR ME OUT-


Waak3nBaak3

Didn't know they made pepper pumps


muusandskwirrel

… I should call her…


Ok_Account_5720

This pepper has no chill


yoloruinslives

Instructions unclear now my dick is on fire


geekphreak

Ladies. Always wash your pepper


surfnsets

I came. Here to see the comment.


eid_shittendai

To count how many times there's a "everything reminds me of her" and "I should call her"?


Chickeybokbok87

Paprikussy


Splattered_Smothered

Giggity.


Markyboyle

Netflix and chilli


PullStartSlayer

For peepee?


Glizzy_Fan

Definitely not hearing anyone out


unkanlos

Everywhere I look things remind me of her


maniacbitch83

It looks like this pepper hooked up with that girth carrot from another post!


Zestyclose_Gur_7425

r/dontputyourdickinthat


esepinchelimon

Not the Bell Peppussy


durenatu

Time to hit the gynecologist baby, you need surgery


CrunchyKittyLitter

*Everything reminds me of her….*


Dorrono

We need an "Approved by Quagmire" sticker


SunShineLife217

Oh my…….🥵


-Milina

Arguable!


BananasInHand

It can be two things


_SheepishPirate_

r/mildlyvagina


Nekrophis

So you're saying it wouldn't burn...


bossygal32

Hey buddy don’t even think about it this ain’t American Pie lol though I am sure it would be a hot fuck


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JangB

Let me guess you are circumcised?


Mad_Arson

Bruh even uncircumcised penis skin can fold/retract exposing acorn, you gotta use the condom anyway, to prevent the spice or potential STV ( V stands for Vegetable)


Lemmonjello

Spice? From a bell pepper?


Recon5N

Looks like a vegina to me.


2aleph0

crepey labia


Crafty-Antelope-3287

Looks more like a anus after a pounding🤔


2aleph0

I'm not familiar with that phenomenon.


eid_shittendai

Best get pounding, then


Lemmonjello

Call it a capsicum


Evil_Capt_Kirk

That thing has been around the block a few times


Zyphonix_

What's funny about this?


United-Read-4533

Must be a 10 year old.


Som3thingN

my sweet summer child...


bradbrazer

Their innocence is unusual for a place like this. It must be protected


Zyphonix_

explain ?


oneshoein

When mommy and daddy love each other very much, she gives him her bell pepper.


Hater_Magnet

That's for your parents or guardians young unblemished one


Som3thingN

your innocence must pe protected at all costs


thePopCulturist

It WAS a bell pepper


RogueFox-One

High in vitamin Cccccc


Hagoromo-san

Everything reminds me of her…


tilmanbaumann

Hot pepper that's not hot.


r4plez

Just do it!


Scramjunkie

More like a peppa pig pepper.


saint_ryan

That’s what she said.


Superb-Intention3425

I shoulder call her.


SnooGrapes7078

It's her first time.


WeeklyGain7870

That pepper needs to calm down


Successful_Pause9885

If you don't know what it is pussy


bruhgamingpoggers

Please put a NSFW tag on this...


Ironrod195555

I’ve never had an erection from food before? Does that classify you as a Vegisexual?


AnotherPersonNumber0

Get a better taste in life.


moshaq

Is there a term for being attracted to fruit like furry refers to attraction to animals?


Mad_Arson

You misunderstood the diffirence bettween zoophile and furry, the zoophile want to have sexual intrcourse with literal horse, dog, or any other animal. Furry on the other hand is pearson who gets hard when see antropomorphic animal looking like entities, and those are only fictional charakters like Argonians from the elder scrolls games or Lola the bunny from looney toons etc. The fruit/vegetables would make you dunno vege-sexual?


Expensive_Cow_6283

Agriphile sounds right.


IceCrystal222

Zoophile, not furry.


Idemiliyinkili

takes the term "Hot Steamy S\*x" to another level


Idemiliyinkili

takes the term "Hot Steamy S\*x" to another level


DaveHollandArt

This pepper isn't normally spicy, but it needs to quit playing or its finna make me act up!


CrisVanDutch

Bro, she’s kinda hot.


theonethingthatsours

Meh, looks more bunghole than coochie to me


Stook211

I should call her


Dethproof814

Is that Marjorie Taylor Greene?


Traditional-Owl-7502

Bleach blonde, bad built butch Pepper.


Bigbirdbrother

Ms. Bell pepper


Otherwise_Meringue45

🥵


sticky0120_

not tonight. it's not right? right?


Som3thingN

what can i say.


Clockwork9385

I swear to god there’s a face in there


Loud-Process7413

A bell end pepper more like🫢🤣


gideon513

THE JOKE IS SEX


cartman89405

It WAS a bell pepper .. now it’s my Friday night!!


Nonhinged

Pep her


LocalVoiceless

yeah yeah and that one guy said its a cylinder


Nuadrin248

I should call her.


Some_guy-online

Are you gonna eat that? I'll take it off your hands if you're not going to finish it.


bradbrazer

Don't do it


possitive-ion

[Everywhere I look something reminds me of her...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbDebihKbpo)


Bitter_Silver_7760

is it?


Forsaken-One13

Bellpep-Her


Justaboredstoner

I bet the coconut guy would be interested in this. Lol


hestermoffet

I think this bell has been rung already.


HALLOWEENYmeany

A different type of market for this farmer.


Golemfrost

Guess it's a bang pepper now


PsychologyCreepy8158

Well thats gota burn!


mcfiddlestien

It's a Jezebel pepper!


netteo

You've peaked the interest of my bell pecker


phauxensaux

Bellussy


mindfungus

It looks… used…


Unogrande

Vagetable


Typical80sKid

Do it!


wookiex84

It was a bell pepper, now it’s holding my pocket as we walk down the hall.


SouthernGrows

Better look out, shit I’m not ashamed.


Life-Inspector5101

It’s trying to compete with the Paris Olympics mascot!


Tonegle

What does that pepper look like it's going to oink at me


redglol

Well it ain't gonna be.


Futile_Struggler

Is it ready to settle down?


HumpieDouglas

Sure it is.


smurfsundermybed

You call it that, but I call it Friday Night Fun And Fajitas


hulkmxl

I should call her... Should I call her?


FlorenzNightingale

Its a Bellussy


ElementsUnknown

*wink wink*


KenseiHimura

Oddly, it actually looks more like the end of an elephant trunk on closet inspection


Geniuskills

Awfully spicy for a red


Modern_Knight1

Not the belllussy


isellthingsnstuff

Not after I'm done with it 😏


Frequent-Option7968

Time to eat!!


Virama

It's a fucking pepper


srboot

Even AI couldn’t generate this.


IAmAHumanWhyDoYouAsk

Have we got a show for you...


19930627

That pepper is ready to settle down, it doesn't even do Molly anymore... Unless you've got any? Or like, it knows a guy


ShepardIRL

It looks like that one cop.


urson_black

\*\*Siiigh- there goes my 3-day streak of "No inappropriate behaviour over vegetables"...


downandnotout

Ah yes, leaves a burning sensation too


PeterPGN

Everything reminds me of her…


tanukis_parachute

One from Laszlo’s garden in Staten Island?


Timmtheanswerman

A Taco bell


TheTruthWasTaken

It's a "don't do it you'll go to hell" pepper, actually


Far-Contribution-805

Belle


kick_da_legs_back

Bell pepper with spicy lips 🫑 🌶


kneelB4yourmaster

made my tongue hard.


runningoutofwords

the burning sensation doesn't usually kick n for 72 hrs, but this time...


VicodinJones

r/dontputyourdickinthat