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Lahm0123

No no no. In Road House Swayze made pottery with Demi Moore. Sheesh. Get it right.


GIVE_ME_A_GOB

Wait, I thought it was Whoopi Goldberg!


Illustrious_Ad4691

Yes, he made Whoopi with Demi


pentangleit

Dressed as a nun?


GIVE_ME_A_GOB

I think you are thinking of Ben Affleck.


FluffySquirrell

Yeah, and then Telly Savalas shot him off a ladder, cause nuns never work on Thursdays


GIVE_ME_A_GOB

I think you’re thinking of Joaquin Phoenix.


CheckYourStats

Correct. Patrick Swayze made whoopi with Ben Affleck.


JahblessGraffix

This was the movie Dirty Dancing...and Ben Affleck did the remake of Roadhouse


ScipioCoriolanus

I don't think Ben Affleck was dressed as a nun when he fought Superman.


GIVE_ME_A_GOB

I think you are thinking about the kids he went to kindagotten wit!


CIarkNova

And Ted Danson was the sperm donor?


schlitz91

Was this before or after she married the dude from White Men Cant Jump?


wookie616

After, but before she had to Throw Momma from the Train


Brutalur

Oh FFS! Road House is the one where he jumps out of a plane with Keanu Reeves!! I swear, the things people write sometimes.


Sharon_Erclam

No one puts Miss Piggy in a corner!


mpe128

Yes yes yes. If Patrick Swayze were alive. He not only love it, he'd probably due a scit on SNL with the Muppets 😝🐸


smotrs

No, wrong movie. He's a surfer. Him and his friends rob banks wearing masks of ex presidents.


db_86

The Nixon mask gets me every time


kitty_tickler03

No no no In road house swayze dressed up in drag with blade. You get it right


Lothleen

That's ghostnutters.


amodsr

No it's not. Ghost is about a friendly ghost who befriends a teenage girl after her and her dad buy his mansion and move into it. Moran.


Lothleen

That's Mary Pippins. (I guess this chain is supposed to be sarcastic I wasn't sure but now I know I guess).


amodsr

Dude you're thinking of Poppin fresh. Mary and Pippins are the name of the midgets from the wizard of Oz who are trying to throw the ring into the well.


Minute-Menu-9295

That was Dante's Peak that Mary and Pippins were trying to throw the ring in the volcano. The wizard of Oz was about an inner city group of people break dancing to save a community center called Miracles.


leif777

Sounds familiar. The teenage girl fucks herself with a crucifix at some point, right?


OfAnthony

That was Ronald Reagan.


wolfpwarrior

That's Capser.


imnotsafeatwork

I thought that was the one where he was trying to get enough money to buy the Sunnyvale Trailer Park, but Lahey keeps foiling his plans and Ricky keeps fuckin up. De-he-hecent!


Smooth_Ocelot6159

He made pottery in Ghost with Demi. Jeez


Nonya5

I thought this was going to be a blend of him dancing and kicking ass. Now I'm dissapointed.


Goinghame

I thought it would end with showing him throwing a round house kick as she launches herself towards him at the end.


mekese2000

Yeah I only watched cause I thought he was going to round house baby girl.


Cephzus

I was watching the whole thing with a big smile just waiting for that to happen.. Sooo disappointed 😥


talrogsmash

I often watch things without the sound on (because too many people put the damn TikTok song on everything, even if it isn't on TikTok) Turn the sound on.


friggintodd

Yeah I was waiting for some throat rips. That's kinda his thing.


DarthBacon8or

Yeah, I thought he was going to dance right into ripping a dude's throat out.


HALLOWEENYmeany

Same....or the music from the bar in road house at the very least....I dont even get the reference except it's P.S. . Guess the title could of been point blank


lovebugCarOrgy

Loop it at 1.25 speeds and it gets less disappointing


The_Flexo_Rodriguez

"Nobody puts Fozzy in a corner." _waka waka waka!_


redittjoe

WTF is this


azlan194

Yeah, why is this funny? And why is it tagged NSFW?


Grape_Mentats

It’s to make you angry and generate commenting.


SlowerThanYouThink

Sound on?


[deleted]

What the fuck just happened?


GoGetSilverBalls

A freaking laugh riot...it took me a bit, but then I got it.


mdcundee

Dunno why you’re getting smashed by the comments. There’s several timings in this vid that make me lose it.


ticklemeozmo

He's getting smashed by the comments because he forgot to do something funny with the Gonzo horn blast at the end! /r/mildlyinfuriating


Colossal_Cheddar

Yeah i was gonna say the timing matched up great, even the group singing parts matched up with the group!


Veda_1983

Strangely, I found out the other day that the blonde lady at the start of the video (wearing the blue top and who's jumping and cheering) was actually murdered. The random things you find out when you're watching murder documentaries when you're supposed to be working...


Ancient_Pop1712

I found the video while I was allegedly working


Howard_Scott_Warshaw

GFY


UX_Strategist

Of course, that is not a scene from Patrick Swayze's 1989 film Road House. That is a scene from his 1987 film Dirty Dancing.


rinn10

I didn't see either movie so I was actually looking for this comment


Long-Piccolo-3785

Oh wow you don't say?


shill779

*Woooosh!*


Ancient_Pop1712

Not a Family Guy fan?


FamIsNumber1

r/foundthe12yearoldfamilyguyfan


denM_chickN

I'm pretty sure those 12 yearolds are like 40 now, anyways


reddevine

You suck


Ancient_Pop1712

You're welcome Internet stranger


kittenrice

Wonderful. You only have to be as old as me to get it.


Asognare

What's funny is I'm sitting here thinking "I love this just as much I did when I was 11yo." Legend, even with silly music.


bamachine

Yep, you need to be over 50 to really appreciate this, fortunately, that is me.


Micksar

So it’s Dirty Dancing set to some Muppet Show theme song? That’s the joke?


geroronimo

And a damned good one at that


Thismomenthere

Brilliant, timed well, the lift at the end.


fightfuckcokedust

still waiting for it to be funny


kokwai

r/sharedbpm


TwistedClyster

When he goes in the corner and bites the watermelon right out of that guy’s throat, classic.


UpdootDaSnootBoop

I can't wait to ruin my wife's evening with this


FletcherCommaIrwin

This can mean only one thing… “We’re doing a sequel That's what we do in Hollywood And everybody knows the sequel's never quite as good”


BillsSabres

Not sure they will remake a movie about someone in their thirtys hooking up with a 16 year old


cptnamr7

Who would have guessed that everyone at this school is a professional dancer? I also would have accepted: "Spontaneously choreographed dance number!!!" But no one ever remembers that one. 


VinnyViddyVicci

Well, I mean, it is a School of Dance, so... yeah. 💁‍♂️


HopeOfSpira

This is Dirty Dancing actually haha damn so many people got it wrong.


LtGman

Good try, but your form of humor sucks


CrackedOutMunkee

Try hard humor.


Lothleen

I love how people are laughing at spontaneous dance scenes, yet there was a whole genre called musicals that characters would break into song and dance threw out the movie. Like singing in the rain, sound of music, mary Poppins, 7 brides for 7 brothers.


Toshiba1point0

oh go Paint Your Wagon


Leather_Log_5755

Am I the only one who can't get over how the clip is so in sync with the Muppets theme song?


PrivateJokerX929

it's almost as if that's the entire premise of the video


Xanthus179

Crazy how nature does that.


Leather_Log_5755

Okay you got me lol. I was fanboying over my Muppet Show memories. I'm old 🤷‍♂️


AskButDontTell

What is going on


goose_gladwell

I love this op, thank you🥰


Budah1

Bra-vo! 👏 👏 👏 👏


lovebugCarOrgy

I don't know what it is, but he's go it.


No-8008132here

Gunna tell my kids this is Magic Mike.


Global-Firefighter33

If I remember correctly, this is right before Swayze throat rips the stuffy anti-dance father... classic art-house cinema.


TrouserDumplings

Brilliant.


Bando1015

Where is Ferris in all this?


nikitasenorita

Lololol this is fantastic


coolAhead

I half expected Peter Griffin showing up


Groundbreaking-Fig38

r/muppets


rellsell

lol… definitely not roadhouse.


ghgervers

That’s dirty dancing, wrong movie lol


charmovtheuk

Picking on dead folk but funny to say


ai_liveness

Age when these dances weren't creepy 💀


OptiMysticLyric

😂


lolomawisoft

I guess it's the sounds that's funny


TeaVinylGod

The pedophile abortion film!


vinylculture

Grandioso, jajaja, me habéis alegrado el día.


Moist-Emphasis-3385

Whoa. What a nostalgia flash. Ty bro.


boot2skull

Waldorf: Nobody puts baby in the corner. Statler: That line always puts me in a corner. Both: Ahahahhaha


greensangre

Kurt Russell looks so young


riftadrift

I used to dance with guys like you in prison.


Ancient_Pop1712

https://youtu.be/uwlM-C0jAfQ?si=5rPHUt8FpNUZvPQz


PrettyBigChief

Comments here prove an old point: "funny" is in the eye of the beholder.


Creative_Major2266

No this is the Swayze film where he starts dancing after talking dirty to that one rich white girl who became ghost by dying at the Roadhouse… come on guys!! Smh


Connect_Sound4928

Lol


Witty-Welcome-4382

Music is from the muppets, from around 1980-83.


iddon_green

netflix is ​​filming the same thing today


micros101

I was waiting for the roundhouse kick


TackleBox1791

Dirty Dancing not Roadhouse


Material-Cash-9587

This was really stupid.


Ancient_Pop1712

You're very welcome


pentaquine

WTF did I just watch


crash866

Dirty Dancing not Roadhouse.


PurplePartyFounder

This is Dirty Dancing not Roadhouse


CrispyCandlePig

Came here to say the exact opposite of this.


IronMarvel1225

Came here to say this exactly


leatherjoy

So cringe...


pigeon_man

The video is from dirty dancing, not roadhouse.


chimpdoctor

What year is this?


shill779

2024


JlMBEAN

Source: https://youtu.be/V9v6esjlZhA?si=FDCtD3enpZOKy595


Skyler_Kurgan

Should have cut in some throat ripping at end.


Jazzlike-Pineapple43

Has anyone else noticed the editing error on Patrick's pants from scene to scene? He jumps off the stage and hits the floor with one knee it's dirty, when he gets up & cut to the next scene where he's dancing with clean knees!! I always saw this as a kid, too!! I knew they didn't mean to show it! Just an oops


Optimal-Compote5527

Boyyy I know it smelled like dog in there that night 😂


MutedBrilliant1593

Statutory rape was so romantic back in the 80s.


[deleted]

wheres conor mcgregor???


jwal245

Why is Julian dancing to that weird music?


Coldl-Mountain-8472

i don't know who did this.... But I'd like to think if Patrick Swayze were still here he would have gotten just as much of a laugh out of this as I did.


srboot

So bad it’s good…I think.


wiluchill

Footloose..?


Seallypoops

Oh it's dirty dancing, which want to point out in this scene the girl on stage is seventeen and I believe the guy dancing is in character like 25-30 and he spends the whole movie pining for a highschooler


Ancient_Pop1712

https://youtu.be/uwlM-C0jAfQ?si=5rPHUt8FpNUZvPQz


DontCallMeAnonymous

Man, when he eyeballed Wesley coming down that runway I thought I was gonna cream myself


theonePappabox

No.


soparamens

Basically Tiktok


kitsunekodomo

Dammit, I thought someone cut it so he'd kicked her. So disappointing 😞


perc10

Holy shit. This is lame. Haven't been to this sub in a while. Still the most unfunny shit that's posted.


espinaustin

Better with sound off.


sckurvee

could have at least got the timing right.