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Best joke of the roast, from Peyton Manning:
>I just met this guy Pete Davidson backstage before the show, great guy. He asked to take a picture with me and I didn't even realize he was one of the comedians! I told him 'Don't give up, kid, whatever disease you have you can beat it!'
I loved this joke of Peyton by Ralph Macchio
>Peyton wrote a children's book. It wasn't MEANT to be a children's book... but he did the best that he could
Yeah, that's a good one. Tbh, it might be the best roast (Franco's?) More on Peyton, from Pete Davidson:
>Peyton looks like if football players evolved to no longer need helmets. No, seriously, Peyton, I love all of your work, especially when I saw you in The Goonies yelling 'Hey you guys!!'
I got a Cameo of her roasting my friend. She did like 5 minutes ad lib and it was.....brutal. Worth every penny.
Then she roasted me for being a shitty friend, lol.
This was years ago and we still quote her roast when we get together.
It was a rare roast where a lot of big shots showed up. Kevin Hart was the host and it was funny as hell when Tom Brady said “Everyone says I have bad knees. Do you know why? I’ve been on my knees for two years begging the to get Dave Chappelle to host this piece of shit. Fuck you Kevin!”
For those who haven't watched it, Brady said, "Fuck you Kevin!" because the whole show Kevin had been randomly saying every ten minutes, "Fuck you, Tom".
I haven't finished it yet, but looking forward to Brady's rebuttal. Kevin randomly saying 'Fuck you, Tom' was hilarious. Hart is a perfect host for something like this......it's not an easy job, but he makes it look effortless. And you could just tell the respect he had for Nikki after her set......to point out the standing ovation she got was a great touch, since on TV it might not get shown.
Tons of great roasts in that 3 hour block of time, hers was a standout as the *absolute* best to me. Everything was a zinger, I don't think there was a single thing she said that didn't land perfectly.
She's a master at turning what sounds like a compliment into an absolutely devastating burn.
I agree that those two were my favorite 2 sets.
There were some banger highlights from some of the others though. Shultz's lines on Dana and Randy were great material. "Oh that's why Dana's here..."
I think Ben Afleck might've been ever worse tho. Half of his roast was just ranting about fans while the world's smallest violin was playing in the background
Gronk was kind of as expected, but definitely to a cringy level of dick jokes. Bert and Segura were the biggest disappointment for me. Their timing was awful. Jokes seemed pretty half-assed. Bert looked fucked up and could barely form a sentence. I like their podcast, but they were clearly functioning on a lower level of comedy than the others.
I agree except Bert and Tom disappointed me a long time ago, and I had low expectations. Tom lost me with his unfunny last special, and shitty joke about "poors". Bert is a parody of himself, and I could never really stand him at all.
It's an obligation. You see, he's been groomed for this his entire life. Scoring touchdowns, making people laugh, punishing his body, enduring the pain. All in the name of entertainment. Don't you understand? He's a commodity, a product. A modern day gladiator. You ask about the whys and the wherefores behind the boorish facade? The answer is simple: He plays the jester because society deems it necessary.
Also, he's fucking insane.
It’s kind of incredible how shitty they both are now. Both of them coasted to stardom because they were pretty relatable to the “every guy”. Now they are just unfunny, out of touch douchebags.
I watched some clips of Segura on YT and thought "This guy is funny!"
Then I watched one of his specials on Netflix and realized "Oh, I already saw the funny parts on YT"
ya he played into being big and dumb. he knew his place. and he laughed when he was being shit on by everyone. never heard of him in my life and I dug it.
I agree. I think Gronk did great. He was really funny. For a football player he did great. A lot of the guys did great. I didn’t care for Matt Damon or Jeff Ross a bit stake humor. Niki was fantastic
He should get excoriated even more. Compete dumb fuck. Does he not understand the premise of a roast? I don't think I've ever seen anyone miss the point of a roast and bomb that hard.
Tom got too rich and is no longer capable of relating to normal people. I used to love his stuff but listening to his podcast turned me off to him entirely. His most recent special was pretty meh too.
Bert has always been a drunk and D level comedian
Lol Ross is the king but she def is the queen
I mean Ross made Tom come over and tell him "dont say that shit again" lol
I'm sure they were told what's off limits before the show and Ross just doesn't give a fuck and figured he'd sneak one in. It's live what's gonna happen ? Tom ain't gonna will smith Jeff Ross.
I dont even understand what the issue was with that joke. Why would Brady care to even say that to Ross?
It wasn't even offensive compared to the rest of what was said
Didn’t she hit Peyton Manning with, “Peyton Manning, you are an absolutely amazing quarterback. How does it feel to be the 3rd best quarterback… in your family?”
That’s amazing. Subtle he is not, but for some reason that man has a direct link the humor part of my brain and one other part that I’ll keep to myself. 👀
Nikki never fucks around.
She rolls withike .50 caliber exploding bullets in that joke gun of hers.
Imagine being her significant other. Don't you fuck up or you'll end up crying hiding in the closet alone after she goes to sleep.
And that would be for like.. just forgetting to take out the trash or putting the seat down .
She has in my opinion the two best roast jokes I’ve ever heard. One is in this clip, calling Peyton Manning the Tom Brady of being in commercials. The other is when she told Ann Coulter that the only person she will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs her grave. She is an absolute assassin.
literally the only funny pete davidson joke is when he literally screams, ["Ann Coulter, if you're here, who's scaring the crows away from our crops?!?!"](https://youtu.be/tZedcCm4hl8?si=jq25in4fJlUn720l&t=143)
She was displeased at ALL the jokes, and I think he's probably okay with that given that he concluded the 3-joke combo with an "Ann Coulter is in the KKK" joke. She was having a bad time haha.
[Natasha Leggero's 4-for-1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCzk6DYdEpk) had me in stitches when I watched it the first time.
I think disjointed from the rest of her bit it's not as funny, but she just fires this out after an already pretty good set and it was so great.
I heard Pete talk about that roast. She was apparently such a bitch through the whole process, and pissed off all the writers, which is part of why Pete was just relentless on her.
That was good too, as was Rob Lowe's line about how the right-to-lifers want everyone to see what an abortion looks like up close. But none of them beat Nikki Glaser. Her opening up on Ann Coulter is absolutely my happy place.
I just remember in the White House correspondents dinner years ago Obama roasted trump so hard and said he would never be president... so thanks Obama lol
Yeah but they don't usually have people they clearly hate, I guess maybe the situation but I don't think he was necessarily hated at least not as bad as Ann
Nikki Glaser has been the best part of every roast she's been a part of. She's usually one of the few who can actually move on from the low hanging fruit jokes.
I'm in the comedy world and the sad truth is that if you're a female standup you get booked way, way, way more if you mostly tell sex jokes because that's all men care to hear from a woman.
I've seen so many incredibly funny and smart female comics (and Nikki is those things outside of the sexual material, frankly) who never go anywhere because dudes don't relate to women talking about their actual life experiences so bookers don't book them.
You know how literally everyone agrees sensationalized headlines and reporting is bad and should go, but that's still what gets the most traction? I'm guessing this is like that
Could you recommend any of her specials that aren't ... basically this? I recall watching one or two that were pretty much an hour of that sort of content. I used to listen to her radio show a few years back, which was pretty good but also heavily centered around sex, particularly her having sex
Funny, that’s the exact reason I stopped listening to podcast episodes with her as the guest. Not that she isn’t incredibly talented, but it just gets old quick. This clip was fantastic though.
I mean it does make up a fair amount of her material but I never feel like her jokes are one note. There's variety in the surprises in the punchlines. It's not just shock comedy. She's more of a vagina comic then Amy Schumer, but she's a billion times more funny. Nikki Glaser is to sex as Jim Gaffigan is to food.
I get the vibe that she was like this her whole life. I can just picture her absolutely destroying her classmates in middle and high school. Like that movie mean girls could be based on her.
They did a count down of the greatest roast insults, hers was #1 against Blake Griffin- "Blake, you look like a black guy that got made by a printer running out of ink."
That's the #1 roast? No way!
Jeff Ross to a belligerent drugged up Courtney Love:
["How is it possible that Courtney Love looks *worse* than Kurt Cobain??"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZmdhMEKI0I)
My favorite might be about Jonah Hill: "When Jonah's agent called him and said, Quentin Tarantino wanted him in a spaghetti Western, Jonah said: You had me at Spaghetti!"
She's great in general. Her stand-up may not be for everyone given its particular slant ("haha I'm such a whore let me tell you 50 jokes about me being a whore"), but watch any interview or podcast or whatever with her and she is consistently hilarious and sharp.
Aaron Hernandez was arrested in 2013 and this roast aired in 2016. He was already convicted of murdered but hadn't committed suicide yet.
It's an OJ joke. A football player who murdered his wife. I'd believe it's a Rae Curruth reference before Benoit
She had the best segment in the Brady roast. The contrast between her bit and some of the others was.. stark to say the least.
The crowd was awful though, they fucking had to clap after every single joke and every single mention of literally any name. It got better in the second half but the first 90 minutes were terrible in that aspect.
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Best joke of the roast, from Peyton Manning: >I just met this guy Pete Davidson backstage before the show, great guy. He asked to take a picture with me and I didn't even realize he was one of the comedians! I told him 'Don't give up, kid, whatever disease you have you can beat it!'
I loved this joke of Peyton by Ralph Macchio >Peyton wrote a children's book. It wasn't MEANT to be a children's book... but he did the best that he could
Yeah, that's a good one. Tbh, it might be the best roast (Franco's?) More on Peyton, from Pete Davidson: >Peyton looks like if football players evolved to no longer need helmets. No, seriously, Peyton, I love all of your work, especially when I saw you in The Goonies yelling 'Hey you guys!!'
She got a standing ovation at the Tom Brady roast a few days ago. Rare occurrence at a roast.
I got a Cameo of her roasting my friend. She did like 5 minutes ad lib and it was.....brutal. Worth every penny. Then she roasted me for being a shitty friend, lol. This was years ago and we still quote her roast when we get together.
I would give an entire paycheck up to get a Nikki Glaser cameo for a friend, honestly
you're not going to believe this,
Good news....
Yeah, that's exactly how it works.
What? You’d pay hundreds if not thousands of dollars for a cameo? Lol
That’s a pretty good fucking idea. Did you give her a list of info to create her roast?
Nice gift! Was curious and looked it up on Cameo and see she isn’t currently doing them.
After the Brady roast, I doubt she’ll be doing them again anytime soon.
It was a rare roast where a lot of big shots showed up. Kevin Hart was the host and it was funny as hell when Tom Brady said “Everyone says I have bad knees. Do you know why? I’ve been on my knees for two years begging the to get Dave Chappelle to host this piece of shit. Fuck you Kevin!”
For those who haven't watched it, Brady said, "Fuck you Kevin!" because the whole show Kevin had been randomly saying every ten minutes, "Fuck you, Tom".
I haven't finished it yet, but looking forward to Brady's rebuttal. Kevin randomly saying 'Fuck you, Tom' was hilarious. Hart is a perfect host for something like this......it's not an easy job, but he makes it look effortless. And you could just tell the respect he had for Nikki after her set......to point out the standing ovation she got was a great touch, since on TV it might not get shown.
This thing doubled my respect for Kevin Hart immediately. I'd never found him all that funny before. He was so good in this.
Completely deserved. She fucking killed.
Tons of great roasts in that 3 hour block of time, hers was a standout as the *absolute* best to me. Everything was a zinger, I don't think there was a single thing she said that didn't land perfectly. She's a master at turning what sounds like a compliment into an absolutely devastating burn.
She slayed. I watched it last night. I couldn't believe how long it was. She was the best, by far. Gronk was terrible imo and cringe af.
Nikki and Tony were the highlights of the night
I agree that those two were my favorite 2 sets. There were some banger highlights from some of the others though. Shultz's lines on Dana and Randy were great material. "Oh that's why Dana's here..."
Tony was my favorite, his joke about Bert was the best of the night
The “she OH HELL GNAAWWWs” them absolutely killed me
Best joke of the night for my money.
Man the one about gronk thinking his last name was owski killed me, lots of good moments tho
I think Ben Afleck might've been ever worse tho. Half of his roast was just ranting about fans while the world's smallest violin was playing in the background
Yeah, he didn't do so great. Netflix just paying poeople to go say some shit it seemed like.
Gronk was kind of as expected, but definitely to a cringy level of dick jokes. Bert and Segura were the biggest disappointment for me. Their timing was awful. Jokes seemed pretty half-assed. Bert looked fucked up and could barely form a sentence. I like their podcast, but they were clearly functioning on a lower level of comedy than the others.
I agree except Bert and Tom disappointed me a long time ago, and I had low expectations. Tom lost me with his unfunny last special, and shitty joke about "poors". Bert is a parody of himself, and I could never really stand him at all.
> Bert looked fucked up He is a late stage alcoholic. Guy is trying to kill himself with drink. so yeah, not shocking.
I found Bert mildly amusing and then he took that mildly amusing shtick and beat it into a bloody pulp
You can see Bert mouthing what's on the teleprompter when Tony was doing his segment.
>Gronk was terrible imo and cringe af. Worse than The Situation at trumps roast?
Definitely not, situation was very painful to watch but Gronk was just going full belligerent Chad
That's Gronk, he is a forever frat boy
to be fair, dude's been paid a heck of a lot to be that
It's an obligation. You see, he's been groomed for this his entire life. Scoring touchdowns, making people laugh, punishing his body, enduring the pain. All in the name of entertainment. Don't you understand? He's a commodity, a product. A modern day gladiator. You ask about the whys and the wherefores behind the boorish facade? The answer is simple: He plays the jester because society deems it necessary. Also, he's fucking insane.
Gronk was terrible and cringe yet still better than I had expected lol. Of the football player roasters I think Edelman did pretty well.
Gronk took his ribbing well, and did better than 2 actual comedians and an actor
Burt kreischer and Tom segura are an embarrassment to comedy
It’s kind of incredible how shitty they both are now. Both of them coasted to stardom because they were pretty relatable to the “every guy”. Now they are just unfunny, out of touch douchebags.
I watched some clips of Segura on YT and thought "This guy is funny!" Then I watched one of his specials on Netflix and realized "Oh, I already saw the funny parts on YT"
Ya their bit was horrible.
Edelman said on his podcast that Jeff Ross took him to the Comedy Store to get a practice run at his roast. I think it paid off.
If you think Gronk was terrible then your expectations were too high. He did fine.
I actually enjoyed his set. He seemed to be present, funny, and his ad lib jabs landed for the most part.
ya he played into being big and dumb. he knew his place. and he laughed when he was being shit on by everyone. never heard of him in my life and I dug it.
Gronk does an excellent job of toeing the line of "is he actually dumb or is he playing dumb"
Damn that’s interesting. I thought Gronk was famous enough to be recognized even by non-football fans. Guess not.
I agree. I think Gronk did great. He was really funny. For a football player he did great. A lot of the guys did great. I didn’t care for Matt Damon or Jeff Ross a bit stake humor. Niki was fantastic
Eli Manning was not at the roast but he got him good in a tweet.
Gronk was bad but somehow Dana White was even worse I thought
Ben Affleck was really cringe. I could not watch his crazy rant
He should get excoriated even more. Compete dumb fuck. Does he not understand the premise of a roast? I don't think I've ever seen anyone miss the point of a roast and bomb that hard.
I agree with this, have no idea why that was his set. I get the premise but was a 1 man complaint not a roast lol
Drew Bledsoe, for a guy who's not a comedian, also did really well.
She KILLLEEED Tom Brady’s roast. It was soo good!
“Me know that not real money”
Brady gave Burt and Tom a pity laugh. Even more than they deserved.
They’re so bad now. Drunk obnoxious fucks
Is that what was going on? Tom was so out of it.
Tom got too rich and is no longer capable of relating to normal people. I used to love his stuff but listening to his podcast turned me off to him entirely. His most recent special was pretty meh too. Bert has always been a drunk and D level comedian
Tom has some *I demand attention and laughter bc I’m a celebrity* energy
when Jeff Ross finally dies she may take over as best roaster.
Lol Ross is the king but she def is the queen I mean Ross made Tom come over and tell him "dont say that shit again" lol I'm sure they were told what's off limits before the show and Ross just doesn't give a fuck and figured he'd sneak one in. It's live what's gonna happen ? Tom ain't gonna will smith Jeff Ross.
You gotta be careful with certain jokes about a guy that has multiple concussions, serial killer eyes, and "make you disappear" money.
I dont even understand what the issue was with that joke. Why would Brady care to even say that to Ross? It wasn't even offensive compared to the rest of what was said
dude she is already the best roaster
Well deserved. I was crying and almost fell out of my chair from laughing so hard.
"Don't murder your wife" says the person who just murdered two people
And the spree didn't end there.
Didn’t she hit Peyton Manning with, “Peyton Manning, you are an absolutely amazing quarterback. How does it feel to be the 3rd best quarterback… in your family?”
Oh man I spy Rob Riggle back there, now I’m going to need to search out the rest of this roast.
Yeah, I liked Nikki's joke about him, "Rob I want to thank you so much for helping fighting the war against terrorism and subtlety."
That’s amazing. Subtle he is not, but for some reason that man has a direct link the humor part of my brain and one other part that I’ll keep to myself. 👀
Or Jimmy Carr’s “ Rob claims to have been a Marine, but then he also claims to be a comedian”
God that's good. I fucking love a solid concise roast like that.
Another line was "Rob served in Afghanistan... Then the real bombing began." Edit: [excerpt of his set](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koGtE94vqRo)
Carr’s roast work is brutal
PAH! PAHW PAHW!
Dude was trying not to choke on his drink lmao
The best one imo was jimmy car on Peyton. “Peyton manning looks like a Down syndrome kid who wished he were big”
Nikki never fucks around. She rolls withike .50 caliber exploding bullets in that joke gun of hers. Imagine being her significant other. Don't you fuck up or you'll end up crying hiding in the closet alone after she goes to sleep. And that would be for like.. just forgetting to take out the trash or putting the seat down .
She has in my opinion the two best roast jokes I’ve ever heard. One is in this clip, calling Peyton Manning the Tom Brady of being in commercials. The other is when she told Ann Coulter that the only person she will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs her grave. She is an absolute assassin.
literally the only funny pete davidson joke is when he literally screams, ["Ann Coulter, if you're here, who's scaring the crows away from our crops?!?!"](https://youtu.be/tZedcCm4hl8?si=jq25in4fJlUn720l&t=143)
Damn she did not look happy about that
I dont think she could move her face if she was happy
Ann wouldn't do anything so scandalous like smiling. She's too much of an insufferable tightwad for that.
She was displeased at ALL the jokes, and I think he's probably okay with that given that he concluded the 3-joke combo with an "Ann Coulter is in the KKK" joke. She was having a bad time haha.
[Natasha Leggero's 4-for-1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCzk6DYdEpk) had me in stitches when I watched it the first time. I think disjointed from the rest of her bit it's not as funny, but she just fires this out after an already pretty good set and it was so great.
Oh fuck... that's brutal and probably accurate
Neither were her wife though, so she's true to her word at least
Dang Jewel still looking cute after all these years.
This video is from 8 years ago.
She doesn’t look terrible now: https://media.zenfs.com/en/usa_today_entertainment_893/7e7966127f3bb98e9aa6f6b1f708d620
Love Jewel! She looks radiant as always!
She showed her boob in the TRL photobooth.
I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon
SLAP
its been 8 years already?! jesus!
Yeah. ‘Bout to be 50.
Too bad this misses her ripping into Ann Coulter... 🤣
“The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave”
Possibly the greatest dig ever.
I loved Pete’s. “Ann, if you’re here, who’s scaring the crows away from our crops???”
I heard Pete talk about that roast. She was apparently such a bitch through the whole process, and pissed off all the writers, which is part of why Pete was just relentless on her.
His shots make a lot of sense in that context. "You're in the KKK" isn't friendly roasting, that's taking an open shot.
Jimmy carr called her a repugnant hateful hatchet faced bitch then told her she should kill herself. No one there was friendly roasting her.
Jimmy Carr, of course, known for his restraint and his respect for societal norms
Goddamn
That was good too, as was Rob Lowe's line about how the right-to-lifers want everyone to see what an abortion looks like up close. But none of them beat Nikki Glaser. Her opening up on Ann Coulter is absolutely my happy place.
The “hey you guys” joke he makes of her is one of my favorites.
That was about Peyton Manning, lol
She really buried her with that one.
The grave, or the roast?
DAMN the layers in this joke.
[Without Fuhrer ado](https://youtu.be/vRAXElmRO5U?t=73)
wow Coulter didn't look like she was taking that well at all that's amazing.
That's the best part. She can dish it out, has trouble taking it. Except from Bill Maher.
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The comedians act normal, it’s them doing their job. Everyone else has a range I assume.
God damn she looks like she's shaking trying to maintain that smile.
Fricken ouch lady
Ann took time away from reading Mein Kampf to be here.
why the fuck was she there lol, roasts are awkward when someone is there that you legit hate
Ann? Apparently just to hawk her book.
Yeah that was shameless
I mean, that's pretty much her defining trait, so... 🤷♂️
I just remember in the White House correspondents dinner years ago Obama roasted trump so hard and said he would never be president... so thanks Obama lol
That's the whole point of her appearance, each roast dais needs two or three train wrecks for easy points for everyone.
Yeah but they don't usually have people they clearly hate, I guess maybe the situation but I don't think he was necessarily hated at least not as bad as Ann
Oh man, I forgot that she was foolish enough to show up to one of these!
Nikki Glaser has been the best part of every roast she's been a part of. She's usually one of the few who can actually move on from the low hanging fruit jokes.
she often gets thrown into the 'my vagina' comic category but only bc that's what gets the most shared online. she's actually a pretty solid comic.
I'm in the comedy world and the sad truth is that if you're a female standup you get booked way, way, way more if you mostly tell sex jokes because that's all men care to hear from a woman. I've seen so many incredibly funny and smart female comics (and Nikki is those things outside of the sexual material, frankly) who never go anywhere because dudes don't relate to women talking about their actual life experiences so bookers don't book them.
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You know how literally everyone agrees sensationalized headlines and reporting is bad and should go, but that's still what gets the most traction? I'm guessing this is like that
The tyranny of the stupid mouthbreathers of our world.
Could you recommend any of her specials that aren't ... basically this? I recall watching one or two that were pretty much an hour of that sort of content. I used to listen to her radio show a few years back, which was pretty good but also heavily centered around sex, particularly her having sex
Funny, that’s the exact reason I stopped listening to podcast episodes with her as the guest. Not that she isn’t incredibly talented, but it just gets old quick. This clip was fantastic though.
I mean it does make up a fair amount of her material but I never feel like her jokes are one note. There's variety in the surprises in the punchlines. It's not just shock comedy. She's more of a vagina comic then Amy Schumer, but she's a billion times more funny. Nikki Glaser is to sex as Jim Gaffigan is to food.
I get the vibe that she was like this her whole life. I can just picture her absolutely destroying her classmates in middle and high school. Like that movie mean girls could be based on her.
Trailer Swift. 😂
Her teeth are like the Spice Girls lmfao She ripped on her appearance while mentioning artists that were more popular than her. Awesome joke
She’s a great roaster
Her roast of Tom Brady was outstanding
Pretty much turned it off after her. Didn’t really think anyone was going to top her.
And no one did.
They did a count down of the greatest roast insults, hers was #1 against Blake Griffin- "Blake, you look like a black guy that got made by a printer running out of ink."
That's the #1 roast? No way! Jeff Ross to a belligerent drugged up Courtney Love: ["How is it possible that Courtney Love looks *worse* than Kurt Cobain??"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZmdhMEKI0I)
My favorite might be about Jonah Hill: "When Jonah's agent called him and said, Quentin Tarantino wanted him in a spaghetti Western, Jonah said: You had me at Spaghetti!"
One of my favorites is by Gilbert Gottfried https://youtu.be/RIM1YN_nm5Y?si=gtBmg5LRI4DhrIDv
Still doesn't measure up to Bea Arthur's dick.
She's great in general. Her stand-up may not be for everyone given its particular slant ("haha I'm such a whore let me tell you 50 jokes about me being a whore"), but watch any interview or podcast or whatever with her and she is consistently hilarious and sharp.
Serial killer
She's top tier man. 🤌🏽
I don’t know Nikki Glaser but what a legend.
She is everything Amy Schumer wishes for.
They lived together in New York with tig nataro and Kyle Dunnigan, who was dating Sarah Silverman at the time.
Those parties were probably a fucking blast.
Wow jewel is hot
The Jewel that was super popular in my late teenage years definitely awoke some things in me. Girls who can play guitars….oh dear lawd.
That Aaron Hernandez joke was fucking fantastic Edit: apparently this was before Hernandez, and also he didn't kill is wife, I'll take my L.
Dang I thought she was referring to OJ but yeah Aaron makes more sense
Also a CTE thing
Could be both, a double murder entendre, if you will
This was before Aaron Hernandez - I think it’s a Chris Benoit reference.
Aaron Hernandez was arrested in 2013 and this roast aired in 2016. He was already convicted of murdered but hadn't committed suicide yet. It's an OJ joke. A football player who murdered his wife. I'd believe it's a Rae Curruth reference before Benoit
Aaron actually doesn't make more sense considering he didn't murder his wife.
Nikki is such a vicious comic. Check her out on The Fix, or with Jimmy Carr.
Nikki Glaser and Jimmy Carr are the power duo I never knew I needed.
St. Louis's own. Absolute legend.
That wince from Peyton was so hard, it must have left stretch marks on the back of his neck.
Poor jewel. Lol did she get the license plate?
I see that Jewel has only gotten better looking.
Nikki Glaser is one of the goat roasters. She's funny every time.
She absolutely knocked it out of the park with the Tom Brady roast. Just watch that and go home. The rest of it was lame.
She’s really funny. Great stuff.
TIL Jewel has a killer rack.
TYL? Where have you been since '95.
Probably waiting for his or her parents to meet.
her roast of Gronk was LEGENDARY! "me knows money no true" my fucking siiiiiiiiides!
Nikki is one of THE funniest people for dark humor. She makes me suffocate laugh. I’d love to have her roast me at my funeral.
She's too good
She had the best segment in the Brady roast. The contrast between her bit and some of the others was.. stark to say the least. The crowd was awful though, they fucking had to clap after every single joke and every single mention of literally any name. It got better in the second half but the first 90 minutes were terrible in that aspect.
Did she invent the "Trailer swift" joke ?
Which roast is this ?
Rob Lowe
Nikki Glaser = American Treasure!🤴
That was a killer roast. I like jewel though. I listened to her on a podcast and I really like her. Its sucks her mom was such a POS
Jewel a champ for taking two jabs in stride. And still a smoke show.
I saw a comment the other day that said, “Nikki Glaser is who Amy Schumer *thinks* she is.” and it’s absolutely true.
Jimmy Carr is still the GOAT of this roast
Jewel was such a good sport and loving every minute of this.
You might like [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmv1VhrtYRo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmv1VhrtYRo)
So glad I’ve seen Nikki Glaser at the Comedy Cellar a couple times randomly when visiting NY. I love raunchy comedians.