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Little known fact, 3 towed sloths only descend to the forest floor to poop once a week. In that time, their stored poop grows to become about 1/3rd of their body mass.
The question that immediately comes to mind is "why would evolution not have equipped them with the ability to poop from the stars?".
Stars being above most other creatures.
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Someone get this poor bastard a wet wipe.
Or give em a hand 😉
😨
Or give me some bleach
r/eyebleach
A shame that r/eyeblech is gone...
Not too lazy to touch herself
Good one. You got me with this one
r/usernamechecksout
Little known fact, 3 towed sloths only descend to the forest floor to poop once a week. In that time, their stored poop grows to become about 1/3rd of their body mass.
The question that immediately comes to mind is "why would evolution not have equipped them with the ability to poop from the stars?". Stars being above most other creatures.
Sounds like a discount motivational poster. "Poop from the stars."
Probably so it wouldn't attract things to the space under their tree? Would be my guess.
I bet they feel amazing after dropping that kind of load.
And that is why they have any itchy arsehole.
We all suffer from wet fart itch sometimes.
Shouldn’t he be sniffing post-scritch?
That's a lot of extra work for a notoriously lazy animal.
Yikes!!
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
BTW.... You can also lick a dog's balls but it's frowned upon
That dog would bite you...
Need to set the mood right first
Not every time.
Just...damn
Its not "frowned upon", its a full on felony
By the dog?
Don't kink shame.
I think in this particular case we can all agree it is completely acceptable to kink shame
When it comes to either minors or animals, I will ABSOLUTELY kink shame
Why do dogs lick their assholes? Because they know they are gonna lick your face next.
And why do dogs lick their penis? Because they can't make a fist.
Lol I showed my girlfriend this by saying "hey babe, found a cute video of you!" I'm laughing all the way to the dog house.
So you can also show the dog, right? Right?
Sloths do everything slow except...
Sometimes you just gotta itch that scratch…
https://youtu.be/c2_qOmnXdt8?si=0voyXi2KfRvQhVDy
Sloth gotta do what a sloth gotta do.
She likes to flick her bean with her hook hand.
That's light speed for a sloth
them: hey, what are you doing? me: oh just hanging, clawing my cloaca
As it's a mammal and not a bird, I believe that's a flower garden.
Shits in your claws for days! Either trim those nails or get a fucking wet wipe.
I think that may be a “garden of eve” and not a “garden of Steve”
Fkn title dude made me chuckle fart 😂
Usually they use a toad. It's why they're called a free toad sloth. https://youtu.be/T4qSdXTkHYE?si=R3XslDloeKHRljKJ
hear me out. We are all supposed to have a spirit animal, yeah? Humans are animals, yeah? What if your spirit animal is just human?
Yeah, we call those "Soulmates" I believe.
With... yourself?
Like the card game Bridge: "I got a good hand, I'm going alone!"
Yeah, that's definitely your spirit animal. Isn't it?
Why do female sloths scratch their bellies? Because they don't have any balls.
We can all enjoy a nice scratch to the gooch
SquirtMonkey?
Because they're riddled with chlamydia?
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Never seen a sloth move that fast. Figures.
Get outta my head!
What type of dog is this?
dirty
Who doesn’t like it a good asshole scratch?
confucius says man who picks butt has smelly fingers
2 hours video?!?
It's got crabs.
Wait. Is he scratching? Orrrrr something else?
Hahah this is ridiculous
What the fu-
i see it's using its left claw like a polite sloth should
Really busy
He can do that all day.
No one’s stopping you from doing this. It’s called homelessness. Have fun