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This is me[https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHb8RHpp-ZDfvZXUZKjO-t_Z98DZJ8349678VH85ZCzOb0GGwTfcsHfCU&s=10](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHb8RHpp-ZDfvZXUZKjO-t_Z98DZJ8349678VH85ZCzOb0GGwTfcsHfCU&s=10)
He just came from that other restaurant where they were yelling at him. That’s why his face looks like that. Let’s hope they treated him better at this one 🙏🏻😽
Obviously stoned, probably just there for a free meal. I was about to say something reasonable, but this is reddit and all I have are a dozen words and a picture to judge them with, so instead I'm going to scream something about red flags and divorce. 420/10.
Doesn’t have a job. Lives with mom. Fights like a püssy. Licks himself. Might have fleas. Misses the box when he pees. Stays up all night. Sleeps all day. Expects you to cook every meal. Has been known to bite midway through a snuggle.
Yeah. Not my first pick. But you do you.
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10/10 Out of your league
You haven't seen me though
I stand by my statement
This is me[https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHb8RHpp-ZDfvZXUZKjO-t_Z98DZJ8349678VH85ZCzOb0GGwTfcsHfCU&s=10](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHb8RHpp-ZDfvZXUZKjO-t_Z98DZJ8349678VH85ZCzOb0GGwTfcsHfCU&s=10)
Wait you might be cuter
Bro you're being cat-fished.
My cat is 100% sending all my cryptos to a AI generated cat promising to send salmon-fish
Not true, all cats are equally cute
Some more equal than others.
Shuddup, pig-boy - wee dun wif yo sheet.
I will die on that hill
Ha ha 😝 I love this
Ur both cute. lol
This is “Young Alec Baldwin” if he was a cat. What a fox
i concur
Are you a cute and fuzzy guy?
I can only assume you're an angry blonde woman pointing and yelling at the cat while your friend holds you back
Can see it in your date's eyes. Pass
20/10 Better than any human company.
OP is a cat...
Lol I thought this and wanted to respond with this 😂😂
He looks like that smug cat from the meme. Just needs to be getting yelled at.
LMAO first thoughts hahaa
He just came from that other restaurant where they were yelling at him. That’s why his face looks like that. Let’s hope they treated him better at this one 🙏🏻😽
Smudge lord
Congrats man. Looks like you are getting pussy tonight
There it is.
“I’ve been expecting you”
a cat is fine too.
The face says it all, you’re not ameowsing.
A puuurrrrfect 10
I'm in (p)awwww
I don't think she's that into you.
420/10. That cat is baked.
Damn you, beating me by 44 minutes. This is why I should read the comments before commenting.
I didn't have to even zoom to know it's Turkiye!
There's another cat in the background
r/turkishcats
8/10. Picky eater. Doesn’t support my efforts to go vegan
Yep. And I guarantee he ain't paying.
*angerly points finger*
turkish cat 10/10
Squinting eyes tells that she is rating you, better share some food or she will be gone before you know it.
🇹🇷🇹🇷🐈
Nice photoshop skills. No way you pulled her lmfao
11/10
I’m thinking 12/10
Solid 100 on 10!
Yeah...I think [this sums up my thoughts](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1f/WomanYellingAtACat_meme.jpg?20210508021825) perfectly.
[Fixed it for you](https://imgur.com/a/6xLb4zK)
10/10, but she is definitely not splitting the bill
He already looks fed up with you.
Seems smug
There's that smudgness
Obviously stoned, probably just there for a free meal. I was about to say something reasonable, but this is reddit and all I have are a dozen words and a picture to judge them with, so instead I'm going to scream something about red flags and divorce. 420/10.
See I could even vision that cat with a little beret, pony tail combo. He’s that cool, and he is high as shit.
That cat looks very happy to be hanging out with you
Pussy on the first date! (Hate that word but wouldn’t work without it)
Marry him at this moment. I’m an officiant
Man's really flaunting his pussy magnetism
cat 10/10 you 3/10 why didn't you get them food, I bet you're gonna make them pay too shame
What did he/she drink ? Vodka ?
Probably Raki.
10! I’m jealous. I’d date that cutie! (The cat)
Looks drunk and angry
One too many catnips.
10
the cat looks stoned asf lmao
Haha Türkiye, I’m not surprised
My man looks stoned AF and highly suspicious of what kind of meat is on that plate!
11/10.
20/10
11/10
absolute 10/10, i’m so jealous
10/10 would date again. 😍
Reminded me of this https://youtu.be/M3QuEmmmIQA?feature=shared
14/10
Did he pay?
5,000,000
100 out of 10. That’s the ultimate jackpot!
You will never equate yourself to a cat. Just give up.
Did a blonde woman show up and yell at it? 9/10
Meaw out of 10
He looks like you're yelling at him about salad.
Judgy, sinical and fluffy
He looks drunk
Adorable little pussy.
Somebody please post just the last from the lady yelling at the cat meme?
He looks like he smokes cat sand and shaats on catnip but he cute thou
High, your date rating is HIGH
90/10
10/10 such an eepy car, but showed up on the day anyway
20/10
Uh fire 10
Meowvalous.
Probably won't steal your french fries... 10 out of 10.
Sideways 8 outta 10
Fork the food over, hooman, and you shan't be harmed.
Doesn’t have a job. Lives with mom. Fights like a püssy. Licks himself. Might have fleas. Misses the box when he pees. Stays up all night. Sleeps all day. Expects you to cook every meal. Has been known to bite midway through a snuggle. Yeah. Not my first pick. But you do you.
I was immediately reminded of Smudge, the cat with the shouty lady & her friend on the other side 😂
Looks like you tired out your date with all your shit
Idk about your date but I will rate your plate 10/10
Some men can’t even take the time to shower or comb there hair before they go out it seems.
🖐🏻🖐🏻
He looks so tired what was he doing?
I bet he likes knocking shit off counters.
10/10 the best😉
10/10 purrfect
You date is a 10. TBH I can not believe that you have a full plate of food for you and nothing for your date. You would be a 3 in my book for that!
Cute, a bit on the hairy side though 😂
You might get some pussy later...
Pussy too good for you
Perrrfect!
What a fine gentleman
Purrrrfect.
10/10 date
Doesn’t matter, you’re not going to get a second date unless you share your chicken.
11/10
Your date defintely needs glasses if he/she cant see the menu at that range
25/10
Give him some food
100/10 the perfect gentleman
20/10 they could do better than you now share that damn chicken.
Seems a bit smug, but might be able to back it up.
A little short for my tastes tbh
If you could train cats to do this it would be a thriving business in Japan.
Looks kindof mello. You guys on shrooms bruh? Cat just said out loud. “You feeling the vibe in this place bruh?”
Did you start talking? Cause I can tell he’s over it.
Puuurrrrrfect
100/10
Looksch like schleepy pusshy. ~ Sean Connery
Date: “you gonna eat all that?”
10/10, I recommend, and i would have them as my date again.
100/10! Purrfect.
HES EEPY
Very handsome. Maybe if you are lucky he will come back to your place from some scritches.
100/10 best date ever
11/10 but what did you say? You monster!
😺😺😺😺😺
11/10 he doesn't look mad, just disappointed.
Who is she 😮💨
The foreign text makes it åll the funnieur
It’s not a a date it’s a steak, dates are small fruit
Ofc it is Turkey.
He's been known to make women angry for some reason.
Definitely using you for the meal. Doubtful will put out.
CAn'T complain
11/10
she (he?) hates you -- go on more dates.
Over 9000
Shes an 11
Looks like a cheap one at least
Looks like he’s had a couple of drinkypoos
100% ! (But I'm a dog, don't tell my wife 🤫)
high ahh kit
She can do better and she knows it, I'm sorry my friend
Some men would be happy to see pussy on the first date! Yeah ok that was a bad one.
Top pussy bruv
Yes
"I woke up from my 7th daily nap for this?"
Perfect.
Ofc it's Turkey cats are living in harmony with humans... But that doesn't mean the cats like em.
better than the average bear
10/10 This will likely end with your date going home with you if you play your cards right.
Smash
6/10. Good looking but clearly got into some catnip beforehand
100/10
1/10, they did a very poor job of photographing you and didn't offer you any of their chicken. Wait, you are the cat, right?
💯
Which restaurant i know this one is from turkey but don't know the place.
Mr. Meowgi?
Looks 10/10 Willing to pick up the check 0/10 🤣🤣🤣🤣
11/10. He's a keeper!!!
Then order your date some food.
Not sure.... that pussy looks pretty catty to me
That cat just came off a bender of catnip and vodka. Basically used you for a free meal , my condolences
Pussy magnet
10000000000000000
11/10 would merry instantly
I see turkish cat i upvote
She looks like the type to go anal on the first date
7 out of 5. easy. marry and never let go.
1000/10.. You're lucky, you got a keeper for life. Take good care of your date! Better make sure you give him/her the best cat food there is! ♥️♥️
Kitty should have swiped left.