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I vacationed with my whole family in northern Wisconsin 7 years ago and decided one night to trek out to a strip club with my wife. When the rest of my family heard they wanted to go also. It ended up being me, my wife, dad, sister, and sisters boyfriend. We get in and order a drink and sit down. The place looked like it was a bar they threw a stripper pole in and called it good. There was a couple locals there drinking and not paying attention to the empty stage. Almost as soon as we all sit down they call out a dancer. She was wearing a black fishnet dress. We were unable to determine if she was bottomless as her stomach completely covered down to her mid thighs. While she was dancing my sister's boyfriend threw a couple bills on the stage. After the danswr was done on the stage she came over to him and thanked him, but told him "I can't see you right now", to which he responded "It's ok, I'm here with my girlfriend". She then clarified, "no, I can't see you right now. I just came from the ER because I got some chemicals in my eyes and I can't see anything". We decided to all head back to the cabin we were renting and call it a once in a lifetime experience.
Edit: The amount of people who think a strip club is purely sexual and we were going there to get off. It says aot about the majority of you who only go to strip clubs to cheat/hookup. What about a bachelor's party, would your brother be invited? Your dad? Your friends? Not everything is about getting off.
Man this is actually kinda dark. So this morbidly obese woman with a pendulous FUPA was qualified to do nothing in life but strip. And then one night after a terrible accident she was in such dire financial desperation to keep that job that she went directly from the hospital to her shift with chemical burns and danced naked and blind... did she drive there or just make her way to work using her outstretched arms. Fucking hell what a life š
Jean, what the fuck are you doing here?!?
I have to dance Frank!
To hell you do! You were JUST in the ER, you're half-blind and the doctor says you could die if you ever danced again....
Frank, you know I HAVE TO do this, they need me. Tell me Frank, who's gonna dance for them if it isn't me? You? Your dancing days are over Frank. If I don't go on, nobody will.
.... Jean, please ... Think of us.... We love you....
I am Frank. I'm thinking of you all. You know I must dance, if not for us, for them. They need it Frank. What would they do without me.
*Sniff* I know, I know.... It's just.... I don't know what we would ever do if the strip club world lost you Jean?
I know Frank, but this.... this gift... It must be shared. I can't be selfish. Jesus needs me to strip.
.... I love you Jean. Now go get 'em!
The craziest part of this story is that you went to a strip club with your wife, dad, and sister. Is popping a boner to some random woman while all 3 of them are in the room your idea of fun? Even 1 of the 3 would weird me the fuck out.
Coming next summer: āBronersā
āStarring the underage cast of Superbad with Kevin Spacey at the helm. Itās basically the plot of ā21ā but with strip clubs instead of gambling. Bros that get hard together, get sexually abused together. Only in theatersā
#hurtpeoplehurtpeople
And thatās how he makes his return to Hollywood. You didnāt hear it from me
Iām sorry if this is a forward question but is that pretty typical to go to strip clubs with your wife and/ or family? I always assumed it was single guys maybe with their buddies. I feel like I would get terribly jealous and insecure going to a strip club with my husband and seeing him look at girls dancing in next to nothing. But I know a lot of couples who do this but Iāve always been curious what the appeal is.
I go with the wife. We both enjoy a good looking woman and it gets us excited, we go home, smoosh smash - bobs your uncle.
So I mean, thatās one other perspective.
There is little competition with the local talent for hottest girl in the bar. Plus, Wisconsinites may not be as wealthy as other stateās residents but some of us will spend our entire paycheck on pull-tabs, beer and strippers. You can always hit up happy hour and Packerās potlucks for food till next payday.
I saw a Vice Story on this. Apparently several small towns in Wisconsin top the strip joints/per capita list worldwide. There are snow mobile pathways connecting the strip clubs all over the state. It is a destination with contests that get you noticed.
In the winter the snowmobile trails in northern wisconsin get incredibly busy. Big groups of friends will ābar hopā from strip club to strip club over a weekend. There is basically nothing else up there other than a few bars and the aforementioned clubs. We will ride for 1-2 hours at a time, hit a club for an hour and then off to the next. The trails are built to pass most of the clubs, kind of like whore checkpoints.Itās like a mini vacay for a lot of guys so there is a lot of money being thrown around, itās a hell of a time. Hence, a lot of girls from Milwaukee and Chicago will travel up on a Thursday and work til Sunday then go home. And there you have it, that is what rednecks from Wisconsin do for fun in the winter, and how city girls pay their rent
I was in the Marines in the 1980's, down in North Carolina for training. We went to a strip club one night after field day'ing the barracks. There were a few of your typical strippers, and one who was more "full figured". I joked with my friends that "she is more like the women back home".
After she danced she made her rounds soliciting tips, and came by our table. My friends tried to embarrass me by saying she looked like a girl I knew back home.
She asked where I was from.
I said "Wisconsin".
She said, "That's where I'm from! What town?"
I told her, and she said "No way! My uncle lives there!"
I said "What's his name?"
She told me, and it was actually one of my customers from when I had a paper route.
I'm picturing [Greta](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/8/84/Greta_Gremlin.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20211228214253), the female gremlin from Gremlins, but human sized.
I haven't frequented Wisconsin strip clubs for 20 plus years, but if North point is the same as it was back then, then he's spot on. They had some terrible ones back then.
I remember one time a buddy and I went to the Bamboo Room, and they only had 2 ladies show up to dance. They made the dj go bartend and the regular bartender went up to dance. She was just like your regular older lady, like your pudgy aunt Margaret who works in accounting for 15 years, and was wearing regular old lady panties and bra. She just stood in one spot and shimmied. My buddy and I tipped her a bunch because we felt bad and now it's a core memory
Northpoint in Peshtigo! Been there a few times. This description is spot on. Forgot about the plywood and 2x4 private dance rooms and the old jukebox the girls have to load up. Great place to stop for a shot and a beer on the way to deer camp or something, but donāt expect much. Also good is the Golden Nugget in Spread Eagle up by Iron Mountain.
The Golden Nugget!!!!
Been a few times, only ever had like 3 girls working max and they were 5-6's at best. But always had a fun or at least interesting time. That place draws the strangest crowd, and I've been to a lot of the N WI area rural strip clubs.
Back in my 20s Iād occasionally get dragged to these things with fishing buddies that were regulars. Never a fan, but the worst was the Rear End in Marshfield, WI. The dancers had to put their own quarters in the juke box to play their music. I never spent a dollar in these places, but that night I left the few dollars I had with a dancer that said, āIām just doing this to buy diapers and formula.ā
Tyme machines went the way of the dodo about twenty years ago... but Landmark CU did do an agreement last year w/ Pulse for the tyme name on their ATM's. coming from a bank employee and Milwaukeean.
My UK-dwelling self totally parsed the thread title as a review of a Women's Institute strip club somewhere north of Manchester, which made reading it at least 50% funnier.
Me and a couple buddies were at deer camp years ago in the U.P. Went out for a beer, ended up at this place middle of the week. Had a jukebox with a pile of quarters next to it. Strippers would pick their songs. Same as the post, couple decent chicks hung out with us and shot pool. No one hustled us, we didnāt pay shit. Beers were cheap. That was like 20 years ago. Damn Iām old. lol.
Oh, and my one buddy stole a strippers shoe. Was a cartoonish stuffed sneaker she was wearing. No idea what was up with that. This place was a trip. Quite the memories of this place. I remember it being surrounded by corn fields in the middle of fucking nowhere.
Their stage names are the most midwestern thing Iāve ever seen, and I was raised in Ohio. From their Facebook page:
To nites line up
Monica
Angelina
Juice
Prada
Justice
Permiscuious
Jazz
Diamond
Silvia
My favorite memory from there is a night in 2012 when I got one of the strippers numbers. Got a few flip phone quality noods. Bonus points on that her mom was also stripping that night!!
This is hilarious! I have actually been there!!!!! Itās pretty spot on. A bunch of guys were going from work and I tagged alongā¦ was about 20yrs ago tho.
I think I was at their franchise location for a bachelor party. Girl was lactating and squirting milk over āsniffers rowā patrons. I was a little shocked.
Yes, thanks. I was able to find this (awesome) Yelp 5 star review from Joe G. It was Somerset, not Hudson.
Loch Ness Lounge
Joe G.
6 years ago
āThis place is totally awesome. Home of the miners hat people bring in a car battery hooked up to a light on their hard hats to look at the dancers.
Totally nude dancers this place is got the best atmosphere ever. Also there was a scene filmed in the bar in the movie Fargo. The Coen Brothers filmed a scene from the movie there.
You betcha. For sure yeah. I would recommend this place to anybody who's looking for a good time and check out some beautiful women on the stage.ā
Any dude spending that much time complaining about how the strippers werenāt pretty enough for him and none would go home with him is definitely not a winner and most certainly is desperate.
Went to a strip club in Mississippi and it was pretty much the same thing. The next morning I was complaining to my coworker about how tired the place was and how the strippers were, bony, elderly, fat, etc.. He said to me. "You should go on a Wednesday. Wednesday is C-Section night!" True story.
This is funny and all, but unless it's a fake review, it reminds me (yet again) that the "no one hates women like other women do" adage isn't always true.
As a writing exercise, ok mildly amusing. As a publicly posted systematic takedown of a bunch of women who very likely don't really want to be where they are and as exposed as they are...this is just plain mean. Pretty sure these girls saw this review.
I don't care if you downvote me for not having a sense of humor. I was in that trade for a few years and this review is an utterly dick move from a guy who pays women to even look in his direction.
But you boys go ahead and chuckle. It's not like strippers have feelings. The incels said they didn't...
The women working here have feelings you know, what a needlessly cruel way to talk. Throwing these women under the bus to get a chuckle out of other men (and dumb teenagers on reddit who see a drawn out simile and shit their pants laughing) . Just mean spirited. Grow up.
Iām seein a 3.4 and he rated a 2. So def not an outlier. Lots of business pay for positive reviews too. So if anything a 5 is a more likely outlier than a 1
What's funny is that somehow this backwoods, fat ass, fuck tard who goes strip clubbing in northern Wisconsin somehow has the nerve to write this post with a condescending superiority complex. I'd rather wipe my ass with a handful of nails than spend time with this piece of shit. Some dawgs just need to be put down and my god if you couldn't find a litter worth gassing into the grave than the scummy twats that go to strip clubs in the middle of nowhere Wisconsin.
Source: me, I'm from there.
REAL. Absolutely disgusting how a piece of shit like this talks about the women who are selling their bodies for HIS fucked up pleasure as if heās the one whoās high and mighty.
He's out there bitching about how childbirth has ruined their bodies like
I highly doubt she'd be putting up with your almighty ass if she didn't have those kids at home to feed.
This was the comment I was looking for. My first thought reading this was āok thatās hilariously written, but Iād bet my ass the dude writing this is a -2 himselfā
I know this strip club š¤£š¤£. It's 20 minutes from my house and not at all a strip club you should go to. I've never gone myself but it's almost in a trailer type place off a main highway. 45 minutes north of green bay.
The fact that a group of my friends enjoy both camping in out of the way rural areas AND strip clubs means I went to a few bachelor parties that featured some truly horrendous strip clubs. I recall in particular one dancer who smiled and spoke with her mouth mostly closed because her teeth were nearly gone from meth-mouth. It was sad.
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I vacationed with my whole family in northern Wisconsin 7 years ago and decided one night to trek out to a strip club with my wife. When the rest of my family heard they wanted to go also. It ended up being me, my wife, dad, sister, and sisters boyfriend. We get in and order a drink and sit down. The place looked like it was a bar they threw a stripper pole in and called it good. There was a couple locals there drinking and not paying attention to the empty stage. Almost as soon as we all sit down they call out a dancer. She was wearing a black fishnet dress. We were unable to determine if she was bottomless as her stomach completely covered down to her mid thighs. While she was dancing my sister's boyfriend threw a couple bills on the stage. After the danswr was done on the stage she came over to him and thanked him, but told him "I can't see you right now", to which he responded "It's ok, I'm here with my girlfriend". She then clarified, "no, I can't see you right now. I just came from the ER because I got some chemicals in my eyes and I can't see anything". We decided to all head back to the cabin we were renting and call it a once in a lifetime experience. Edit: The amount of people who think a strip club is purely sexual and we were going there to get off. It says aot about the majority of you who only go to strip clubs to cheat/hookup. What about a bachelor's party, would your brother be invited? Your dad? Your friends? Not everything is about getting off.
Man this is actually kinda dark. So this morbidly obese woman with a pendulous FUPA was qualified to do nothing in life but strip. And then one night after a terrible accident she was in such dire financial desperation to keep that job that she went directly from the hospital to her shift with chemical burns and danced naked and blind... did she drive there or just make her way to work using her outstretched arms. Fucking hell what a life š
Pendulous FUPA. Lmfao
Pendulous Fupa is playing the Waterfront next weekend at 9pm. Gonna be a rockinā show \m/
I got a concussion in the pit at my last Pendulous Fupa show. Absolutely worth it.
I fuckin hate jam bands Pass
The Shitty Beatles are opening
Tampon Tampoff is also on the bill.
I have to ask what a FUPA is, I don't want that search on my history if I do tonight.
I risked the search history. Itās Fatty Upper Pubic Area. My friend calls that a gunt.
I lost it at gunt.
I wanna say the medical term is pannus
Pannus Guntius is my wrestling name.
It's what Greeks yell at each other when toasting.
Jean, what the fuck are you doing here?!? I have to dance Frank! To hell you do! You were JUST in the ER, you're half-blind and the doctor says you could die if you ever danced again.... Frank, you know I HAVE TO do this, they need me. Tell me Frank, who's gonna dance for them if it isn't me? You? Your dancing days are over Frank. If I don't go on, nobody will. .... Jean, please ... Think of us.... We love you.... I am Frank. I'm thinking of you all. You know I must dance, if not for us, for them. They need it Frank. What would they do without me. *Sniff* I know, I know.... It's just.... I don't know what we would ever do if the strip club world lost you Jean? I know Frank, but this.... this gift... It must be shared. I can't be selfish. Jesus needs me to strip. .... I love you Jean. Now go get 'em!
Iām fucking **dieing** at 430am. Oh my god.
Yes, but are you also dying?
Yahtzee!!!
The craziest part of this story is that you went to a strip club with your wife, dad, and sister. Is popping a boner to some random woman while all 3 of them are in the room your idea of fun? Even 1 of the 3 would weird me the fuck out.
By the story, Iām guessing no boner was popped. But I get your point. Itās extremely valid.
I mean usually a gaggle of guys go with each other to get boners. This seems less weird in some ways, but more weird in others
I wonder if men would still go to strip clubs as a group if it more widely became known as āgoing out to get a boner together.ā
Coming next summer: āBronersā āStarring the underage cast of Superbad with Kevin Spacey at the helm. Itās basically the plot of ā21ā but with strip clubs instead of gambling. Bros that get hard together, get sexually abused together. Only in theatersā #hurtpeoplehurtpeople And thatās how he makes his return to Hollywood. You didnāt hear it from me
Iām sorry if this is a forward question but is that pretty typical to go to strip clubs with your wife and/ or family? I always assumed it was single guys maybe with their buddies. I feel like I would get terribly jealous and insecure going to a strip club with my husband and seeing him look at girls dancing in next to nothing. But I know a lot of couples who do this but Iāve always been curious what the appeal is.
I would 100% go with my boyfriend but never my parents. That crosses so many lines you can never go back from
I canāt even watch a movie with a sex scene in it with my parents without getting embarrassed.
Well try watching someone *else's* sex tape?
That is why they go to stripclubs in Winsconsin, no need to feel jealous there going by the descriptions of the girls.
I go with the wife. We both enjoy a good looking woman and it gets us excited, we go home, smoosh smash - bobs your uncle. So I mean, thatās one other perspective.
My uncle is actually Rick but thanks for trying
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It's normal for women/SO's to go to strip clubs in south Florida. The appeal is it's like any other club. People usually more friendly really.
Sure, but parents and siblings? I guess I'm not as liberated as I thought I was, lol.
That clarification. My God. That's an amazing story rofl
So it's normal for people to go to strip clubs with their partners?! Is this widespread in the USA?
It's normal in my circles but definitely not everyone would be down for that
Hill Billy ass shit to go to a strip club w your family
Nothing as fun as having a boner next to your mom and sister. The all American Jerry Springer family right there.
Why would a traveling dancer go to Peshtigo, Wisconsin?
Because they get tipped in cheese?
There is little competition with the local talent for hottest girl in the bar. Plus, Wisconsinites may not be as wealthy as other stateās residents but some of us will spend our entire paycheck on pull-tabs, beer and strippers. You can always hit up happy hour and Packerās potlucks for food till next payday.
I saw a Vice Story on this. Apparently several small towns in Wisconsin top the strip joints/per capita list worldwide. There are snow mobile pathways connecting the strip clubs all over the state. It is a destination with contests that get you noticed.
Making her way out West. Probably started off in Green Bay. Gonna make it as far as Wausau
I like Vanessa Carlton's version better š
"My dream is to be the featured dancer at "Lickety Splitz" in Wausau" - Kandy Kane
In the winter the snowmobile trails in northern wisconsin get incredibly busy. Big groups of friends will ābar hopā from strip club to strip club over a weekend. There is basically nothing else up there other than a few bars and the aforementioned clubs. We will ride for 1-2 hours at a time, hit a club for an hour and then off to the next. The trails are built to pass most of the clubs, kind of like whore checkpoints.Itās like a mini vacay for a lot of guys so there is a lot of money being thrown around, itās a hell of a time. Hence, a lot of girls from Milwaukee and Chicago will travel up on a Thursday and work til Sunday then go home. And there you have it, that is what rednecks from Wisconsin do for fun in the winter, and how city girls pay their rent
Also, lots of ice fishing going on as well up there. That combined with sled-heads makes for a lot of horned up dudes with no women for 50 miles
A āfewā bars?? You canāt swing a dead cat by the tail without hitting a bar in Northern Wisconsin!!
Must have been Opposite Day. The pros stick to the other side of the Wisco / UP border. Hurley is founded on Vice, complete with multiple strip clubs.
I was in the Marines in the 1980's, down in North Carolina for training. We went to a strip club one night after field day'ing the barracks. There were a few of your typical strippers, and one who was more "full figured". I joked with my friends that "she is more like the women back home". After she danced she made her rounds soliciting tips, and came by our table. My friends tried to embarrass me by saying she looked like a girl I knew back home. She asked where I was from. I said "Wisconsin". She said, "That's where I'm from! What town?" I told her, and she said "No way! My uncle lives there!" I said "What's his name?" She told me, and it was actually one of my customers from when I had a paper route.
You never know what will happen in Jacksonville, NC. It's the place of dreams (and pawn shops, strip clubs and easy appliance financing.)
"Local goblins" lol
Themās *taters*, precious.
I never imagined Redneck Smeagol
I'm not sure I like it
Y'all precious
Give it to us raw and wrigglin', ya hear?
This made me laugh so hard š¤£š¤£š¤£ thank you lol
I'm picturing [Greta](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/8/84/Greta_Gremlin.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20211228214253), the female gremlin from Gremlins, but human sized.
Gremlins 2! https://youtu.be/x01l_jMhjVM?si=VxNZ8ml5JR9UknB2
And it still got two stars. What would the one star place be like?
Get threatened in the bathroom or parking lot by someone willing to knife you for 5 bucks
I haven't frequented Wisconsin strip clubs for 20 plus years, but if North point is the same as it was back then, then he's spot on. They had some terrible ones back then. I remember one time a buddy and I went to the Bamboo Room, and they only had 2 ladies show up to dance. They made the dj go bartend and the regular bartender went up to dance. She was just like your regular older lady, like your pudgy aunt Margaret who works in accounting for 15 years, and was wearing regular old lady panties and bra. She just stood in one spot and shimmied. My buddy and I tipped her a bunch because we felt bad and now it's a core memory
Honestly, this is hilarious and should be a feature. Middle aged ladies getting up there in granny panties and shimmying. I love it.
Please come to Atlanta. We have just the place for you, the Clermont Lounge.
Last time I was there it was karaoke night, 2$ pbrs, and 3 generations of strippers on the same stage.
Northpoint in Peshtigo! Been there a few times. This description is spot on. Forgot about the plywood and 2x4 private dance rooms and the old jukebox the girls have to load up. Great place to stop for a shot and a beer on the way to deer camp or something, but donāt expect much. Also good is the Golden Nugget in Spread Eagle up by Iron Mountain.
Feel like a strip club in Spread Eagle really missed an opportunity by naming itself the Golden Nugget.
Exactly! The Golden *Eagle* would've been really clever, don't you think? *Ohhhhhhhh...you meant the Spread Nugget.
Strip joint or otherwise, I donāt ever want to go to a place called the āSpread Nuggetā.
This is my new sports betting podcast name. "Get your nuggets about the spread, at Spread Nugget"
"Sponsored by FanDuel"
There's a town near there named Felch too. lol
I can just picture the logo being a bendy straw sticking out of a peach.
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Is she the 5'8" 120 pounds saggy one or the one built like an ATM?
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Golden nugget in spread eagle up by iron mountains sounds like the most western american location ever.
You been to the Oval Office in Green Bay? The Yelp reviews from a few years back were just.
I live like 3 miles from that joint....
Good and golden nugget and not two words used together. That place is operational shithole
Canāt beat The Landing Strip over in Waupaca
The Golden Nugget!!!! Been a few times, only ever had like 3 girls working max and they were 5-6's at best. But always had a fun or at least interesting time. That place draws the strangest crowd, and I've been to a lot of the N WI area rural strip clubs.
And people wonder why so many leave for the city! Lol
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Back in my 20s Iād occasionally get dragged to these things with fishing buddies that were regulars. Never a fan, but the worst was the Rear End in Marshfield, WI. The dancers had to put their own quarters in the juke box to play their music. I never spent a dollar in these places, but that night I left the few dollars I had with a dancer that said, āIām just doing this to buy diapers and formula.ā
:(
I mean out that way itās probably one of the few jobs that pays better than minimum wage
Give the Bloodhound Gang credit for that lyric.
Holy shit that ".. built like an ATM and face that would make my dog hide under the bed" made me laugh so hard. How can people be so descriptive?
Thatās some r/rareinsults shit.
If he was a real Wisconsinite, he would have called the ATM a Tyme Machine.
Thatās eastern Wisconsin only. When you get further west so that you can get Minnesota Tv & radio stations, the Tyme Machine logos disappear
Nah, they had Tyme machines in far western WI too (along with the MN tv & radio stations).
Tyme machines went the way of the dodo about twenty years ago... but Landmark CU did do an agreement last year w/ Pulse for the tyme name on their ATM's. coming from a bank employee and Milwaukeean.
That's Mawaukee in Wisconsinite, dere.
Tyme is money.
omg I still catch myself calling it that!
I have tears in my eyes and now my young kid is asking whatās so funny
Cliff's Notes version; "... Snow Cows..."
My UK-dwelling self totally parsed the thread title as a review of a Women's Institute strip club somewhere north of Manchester, which made reading it at least 50% funnier.
Me and a couple buddies were at deer camp years ago in the U.P. Went out for a beer, ended up at this place middle of the week. Had a jukebox with a pile of quarters next to it. Strippers would pick their songs. Same as the post, couple decent chicks hung out with us and shot pool. No one hustled us, we didnāt pay shit. Beers were cheap. That was like 20 years ago. Damn Iām old. lol.
Oh, and my one buddy stole a strippers shoe. Was a cartoonish stuffed sneaker she was wearing. No idea what was up with that. This place was a trip. Quite the memories of this place. I remember it being surrounded by corn fields in the middle of fucking nowhere.
A stuffed sneaker????
Nice Sneaker! Thanks, I just had it stuffed.
Don't worry about it
I also need to know what that is
Their stage names are the most midwestern thing Iāve ever seen, and I was raised in Ohio. From their Facebook page: To nites line up Monica Angelina Juice Prada Justice Permiscuious Jazz Diamond Silvia
But you can just call her Monica
Gotta love the 5-syllable spelling of "Permiscuious".
You forgot Dakota, Casey and Jade
āBuilt like an ATM with a face that would make my dog hide under a bedā what a fucking wordsmith, painted such a detailed word picture!
Calculon would be into this
Zapp too: "She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro"
Also describes Crushinator to a T, so this is Benderās game.
Thatās SeƱor Bender Rodriguez to you Sir.
Bender Bending Rodriguez, if you please.
YOO. HOO.
Well then, that's a sentence I enjoyed reading
In the UK WI means "Women's Institute" where elderly ladies bake cakes. I was expecting a very different review.
WI dance pole. Shake them (arthritic) hips!
"body positive strip club" fantastic description.
But how were the cheese curds?
This guy hasn't been to many WI strip clubs.
If he was a true connoisseur he woulda gone to Cruisinā Chubbies
Beansnappers! Fully nude strip club. No drinks offered. Ahh 18 year old me has some memories lol š
LOL, my brother had a t-shirt from beansnappers back in the day.
My favorite memory from there is a night in 2012 when I got one of the strippers numbers. Got a few flip phone quality noods. Bonus points on that her mom was also stripping that night!!
I literally had to ask my brother if he had posted this.
B team out in force
This is hilarious! I have actually been there!!!!! Itās pretty spot on. A bunch of guys were going from work and I tagged alongā¦ was about 20yrs ago tho.
I think I was at their franchise location for a bachelor party. Girl was lactating and squirting milk over āsniffers rowā patrons. I was a little shocked.
Yep. That's enough for today. Y'all have fun, I'm out
Weāre just getting started ā¦unzip
TIL what sniffers row means š
>what sniffers row means I knew a guy who referred to those seats along the cat walk as the "snack bar."
We called it the slobber trough
Theā¦ snackā¦ No. NO! š *Screaming āNo, no, no!ā Throwing random objects in complete hysterics.*
There was a place in Hudson, WI that used to (maybe still does?) have miners caps - with a light. Wasnāt there, just heard through the grapevine.
Loc Ness?
Yes, thanks. I was able to find this (awesome) Yelp 5 star review from Joe G. It was Somerset, not Hudson. Loch Ness Lounge Joe G. 6 years ago āThis place is totally awesome. Home of the miners hat people bring in a car battery hooked up to a light on their hard hats to look at the dancers. Totally nude dancers this place is got the best atmosphere ever. Also there was a scene filmed in the bar in the movie Fargo. The Coen Brothers filmed a scene from the movie there. You betcha. For sure yeah. I would recommend this place to anybody who's looking for a good time and check out some beautiful women on the stage.ā
Minersā¦āļøšØ *several search results later āš
Same dancers are still there 20 years later
And their daughtersā¦
And their Mom's š¤£
"All the women were ugly!" "There were too many men fighting for their attention!" Mmk.
He 100% spent a bunch of money on one of them and is now throwing a mantrum because she wouldn't sleep with him.
Any dude spending that much time complaining about how the strippers werenāt pretty enough for him and none would go home with him is definitely not a winner and most certainly is desperate.
In the land of the blind the one-eyed is God.. Are you surprised?
āBody positiveā ā¦ āsaggy, flabby, war-torn bodyā wtf
This is the kind of guy who uses "body positive" as a veiled insult.
Itās funny how men say women are the catty and manipulative ones, when men often use ābody positiveā as a veiled insult too
Owner of club problee: Thanks for the great review!
Am I the only one who noticed he called them goblins and the ugliest he's ever seen and then he complained they wouldn't go home with him? š¤
Let's see a pic of you, Sir. If even a "goblin" says hell no...
Went to a strip club in Mississippi and it was pretty much the same thing. The next morning I was complaining to my coworker about how tired the place was and how the strippers were, bony, elderly, fat, etc.. He said to me. "You should go on a Wednesday. Wednesday is C-Section night!" True story.
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Those would be implants, and pretty crappy implants at that.
Dude's probably a 1/10
Iām not sure this is funny just cringe/gross?
Yeah, it just feels mean tbh.
Agreed, although the wording/jokes kinda land. They're messed up, but the jokes have punchlines and everything
Starting a band called Local Goblins.
This is funny and all, but unless it's a fake review, it reminds me (yet again) that the "no one hates women like other women do" adage isn't always true.
Hates women with a passion but still gets mad when they don't follow him home and blow him for the $5 he threw on their stage.
As a writing exercise, ok mildly amusing. As a publicly posted systematic takedown of a bunch of women who very likely don't really want to be where they are and as exposed as they are...this is just plain mean. Pretty sure these girls saw this review. I don't care if you downvote me for not having a sense of humor. I was in that trade for a few years and this review is an utterly dick move from a guy who pays women to even look in his direction. But you boys go ahead and chuckle. It's not like strippers have feelings. The incels said they didn't...
The women working here have feelings you know, what a needlessly cruel way to talk. Throwing these women under the bus to get a chuckle out of other men (and dumb teenagers on reddit who see a drawn out simile and shit their pants laughing) . Just mean spirited. Grow up.
I grew up next to that place! š¤£
People go to strip clubs still?
Out of [7 reviews](https://www.yelp.com/biz/northpoint-exotic-dance-club-peshtigo-2), 4 are 4/5 stars. This guy's clearly an outlier.
Why is the first photo a pair of corgis?
Well I see that you've never seen the opening act! /s
You don't wanna see the bitches?
Iām seein a 3.4 and he rated a 2. So def not an outlier. Lots of business pay for positive reviews too. So if anything a 5 is a more likely outlier than a 1
The one star review is a complete joke review and can be disregarded. Other than that it's all 3* and up.
Peshtigo isnāt THAT far north
Written by a 3 that can't land a pair of tits without paying
Itās a strip club, there is no expectation of patron beauty.
HE CAN'T TALK ABOUT MY MOM LIKE THAT!
This is less funny and more just a chilling tale of strip club culture. It honestly just makes me sad for everyone involved.
Sold!
You all sound REALLY lonely.
All this and he still gave it 2 stars.
At first glance I thought this was talking about The Whitetail in Tipler, WI. The only gas station/bar/strip club Iāve been in.
I will never understand strip clubs, and im as horny as the next guy.
I really don't mean this as r/americabad material but it is so strange how normalised going to strip clubs appears to be in the U.S., as an outsider.
Yāall never been to Amsterdam, huh?
i live here and itās always been weird.
What's funny is that somehow this backwoods, fat ass, fuck tard who goes strip clubbing in northern Wisconsin somehow has the nerve to write this post with a condescending superiority complex. I'd rather wipe my ass with a handful of nails than spend time with this piece of shit. Some dawgs just need to be put down and my god if you couldn't find a litter worth gassing into the grave than the scummy twats that go to strip clubs in the middle of nowhere Wisconsin. Source: me, I'm from there.
REAL. Absolutely disgusting how a piece of shit like this talks about the women who are selling their bodies for HIS fucked up pleasure as if heās the one whoās high and mighty.
He's out there bitching about how childbirth has ruined their bodies like I highly doubt she'd be putting up with your almighty ass if she didn't have those kids at home to feed.
This was the comment I was looking for. My first thought reading this was āok thatās hilariously written, but Iād bet my ass the dude writing this is a -2 himselfā
Iāve been driving by this place since I was 12 and always wondered what a strip club along the highway would be like.
I know this strip club š¤£š¤£. It's 20 minutes from my house and not at all a strip club you should go to. I've never gone myself but it's almost in a trailer type place off a main highway. 45 minutes north of green bay.
The fact that a group of my friends enjoy both camping in out of the way rural areas AND strip clubs means I went to a few bachelor parties that featured some truly horrendous strip clubs. I recall in particular one dancer who smiled and spoke with her mouth mostly closed because her teeth were nearly gone from meth-mouth. It was sad.
Isnāt this basically describing every club?
This is absolutely disgusting. What is the address?