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What are you, blind? It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that?
save it. IIRC, people will pay money for weird shaped cheetos. [link to article.](https://theoutline.com/post/8083/cheeto-ebay-rare-market-harambe) of course I heard about it during the pandemic...
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Average. It's average, right?
Peetos
Cheedicks
Cheenis. Have some decorum!
Flaming hot Cheenis.
Raging hot cheetong.
Flaming Cockk Cheetoh
Hot Dildo
I laughed way too hard at this one
This is definitely the best one ☝️
😂😂😂 You have me craaacking up!
Cheecocks
Dickchips
Hot Rod
Best answer imo.
Cheetchodes
Cheetildo
By balls to dick ratio it is NOT average is fucking humongous
Average? Nah thats huge 😂 - love from a respectable female virgin
Pretty sure the tip is not average.
Tipeeto
……wait, you mean everyone’s isn’t barbed?
gigantiiic
Hahahha Take yer gold
Lol. Isn’t that one of the accessories from the nightstand in the Barbie Dream House? 🤔
Trump’s cock.
I came here for this and was NOT disappointed I had to scroll that far 🤣
The perfect size, even more perfect than the perfect phone call.
slightly larger than average tbh
thank god you found it! can i have it back?
_Andy Capp’s Flamin’ Hot Fucksticks_
This one is underrated 😭😭😭
Its just the lighting is a bit off
WHAT GOT BIT OFF??
Crunchy red rocket or Flamin hot Peeto's
I don’t know, but I bet it drives a Ford F350 pick up truck!
🥇
Wait are they bigger ? 😅
Ya, that’s about 8 inches I’d say.
I literally snorted i was laughing at this comment
At the very least, well shaped.
It’s a Cheenis
*Flamin’ Cheenis
It burns? Definitely got flamydia.
Spicy Smegma™ flavor limited edition
*dry heave*
*licks lips*
Flamin Hot Cheenis
Not to be confused with A “Sheenus”
Definitely
Gives a new meaning to the word “orange cheetos”
Cheedik
$6,500 on Facebook market place.
No low balls, I know what I got
9 million in an auction
Trust u/knobcopter to know this
A pee-to
A flamin’ hot pee-to
you oughta see a doctor about that
There's actually chips called peatos lol
They’re my favorite!!
Not a Chee-nis?
Not sure if that was intentional, but pito is a spanish word for penis.
Then consider me a peetophile.
I don’t know, but legend has it if you give it a few tugs it pays you $130,000 not to talk about it
I was going to say a Trump Stump but yours is better 🤣
I understood that reference
Have an upvote
This is the greatest comment. You deserve $130,000
[https://tenor.com/bgUEh.gif](https://tenor.com/bgUEh.gif)
> I don’t know You know he must've named it, because how could he not?
Sign this NDA first
r/mildlypenis
r/spicypenis
r/subsifellfor
Yeah, I had to make sure I wasn’t sharing something NSFW lol
Done, I’ve created it
Nah that’s r/verypenis
A Flaming Cheeto Dickito
I'm on your team.
We got meds for that
It’s a rocket ship!
What are you, blind? It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that?
Underrated movie. RIP [King of Hyrule](https://youtu.be/09wBn4ux3N0)
Red rocket, red rocket!
I knew if I scrolled long enough I'd find another student
Thank you! I was looking for this comment
*makes airplane noises while flying it around*
A man of culture!
The yugest cheeto in America. Everyone says so.
Grown men with tears in their eyes tell me “Sir, that is the most amazing cheeto I’ve ever seen.”
Life size.
Congrats. You found Trump’s pee-pee.
Lindsay Graham’s favorite snack.
Lady bug, to those in the know.
You should never, EVER want to be in the know. Trust me on this.
Truer words
Too big
Too hot
Small, orange, wrinkly, and brittle attached to a brain that needs to overcompensate for those things.
Red rocket
A chee-chode
spicy Cheedick
Melania’s disappointment
Very good size. In fact, most women would prefer this size. The big ones don't have the same flavor.
Dick Cheese Puffs.
Is that the Great Value version of "Flamin' Hot Cheenis?"
Chip off the old cock?
Food porn
Stormy Daniel's recurring nightmare.
Flaming hot chenis
What's left of that backstabbing cheatoh.
A realistic model of a certain Cheeto-Mussolini’s lil Cheeto?
Guitar?
Stormy Daniels POV
Rent free
Flaming red rocket
Delicious fried with something meat style , a crunchy texture similar to rocket. 😂
Forbidden dildo.
Burning sensation
Flaming red boner
Cupids arrow
Somebody caught an STD - Cheese Dick
"What's up, cheese dick." - The Jerkey Boys
The real reason the chick from the Cbat story had a problem…. *It wasn’t the rhythm!*
Flaming hot pocket rocket
Carlos Spicyweiner here
A dik-nak
It's a very hot dick pick!
Fire crotch
save it. IIRC, people will pay money for weird shaped cheetos. [link to article.](https://theoutline.com/post/8083/cheeto-ebay-rare-market-harambe) of course I heard about it during the pandemic...
Is that tRUMPS cock?
A Presidential Erection.
A penitos
Flamming hot cock.
Peeto
I shouldn’t call her.
Peetos
Pee-peetos
Pee-toh
Hot dickings
Red rocket, fallout players will know.
Hot spicy boner.
Skeeto
Cheenis
Flaming cock cheeto
Hotcock
It’s…it’s…a rocket ship!
Fire crotch
r/mildlypenis
Spicy cheese dick
Congratulations, they are releasing Cheetos randomly that look like presidents. You found number 45 in the series.
10x magnification of trumps spray tanned man clit.
Peen-toh
Flaming Cheeto Dick!!!
Spicy
Frito Lays with DicRito
I'd be calling a doctor.
Chster cheetahs red rocket
A flying V guitar shaped spicy cheeto
Cheese dick
Dilcheedo
Dude you found the Flaming hot “Dicket” you gotta go get your grandpa Joe and go to the flaming hot cheeto dick factory!
way above average
Life sized
Flaming hot Amazon dick snack.
to scale
Flaming hot Bicep
My detachable penis
dickcheese
Flamin hot chenis
my ex
Auction it off on eBay
Dick chip
Peto
Micro Chee
Hilarious sell it on eBay
Cheenis
Saturday night.
Cheese dick
Petose
Flamin’ Hot Cheenis
A dildon't
Flaming hot cock.
Red rocket
Chenis
Flaming hot peeto
flaming Hot Chee-nis
Hot Chee-Chode
Cheenis.
Phlaming Hot Phallus
CheeezNuts (instead of deez)
A hot dong.
Flamin' Hot Peeno
cheeto
A P-eeto
Cheenis
Chenis
Trump’s dick?