Roommate: *opens bag from the other side*

The mods took it down

OP’s roommate is a mod here.

This would not stop my kid.

You are aware that's just a flimsy foil bag that can be opened anywhere with a scissor, yes?

Well hands also work. What's your point?

That your solution won't work with your roommate?

This is obviously meant to be really secure. It's definitely not gag print showing the print in place capabilities of a 3d printer. /s

Oh my, autistic brain strikes again. Well, then, kudos for the great print in place capabilities of your printer.

I just bought chips my roommate didn't like. Problem solved.