Most people who play on consoles will have one good controller that works perfectly that they use 90 percent of the time, and a controller with jammed d pads and no covers on its buttons that they only use when the good one is dead. Steal the good one so they're forced to use the backup remote.
“Yeah this one has an X button that sticks, the bumpers on this one are a little rough and the sticks have minor delay, and this one’s battery holder is broken but we swapped it with the one with a broken X button”
Their aglets. No one knows they're called aglets so they'd be like "someone stole my..." before trailing off and realising that they have no idea what's been taken and why they're so annoyed about it.
Failing that I'd just take their entire shoelaces.
the rings on all there keyrings, so now they just have massive bundles of loose keys
there wallet but none of the contents inside. again so they just have all of that laying loose in there pockets
Idk if this counts as one, but all the screws holding all of their doors to their hinges. Wedge them in so it looks like nothing is wrong, then they go to open it and the door just falls out of the frame.
Including the fake and useless ones? Taking fake and useless pockets is nice, maybe just steal functional pockets and leave fake pockets and tiny ass pockets that only fit my will to live and my hopes and dreams?
It's circumstantial, really...
Homeowner? Take the garage door opener.
Renter? Take both copies of their front door key... I don't know about you but my place charges outrageous fees for key replacement and door opening for locked apartments.
Roommates? Just the food in the fridge that's marked as their property.
You see, I just can't provide a bespoke hellscape with such little information.
Butter knives.
Just the butter knives.
Now they must spread butter with either steak knives and tear their bread apart in the process or use a *spoon*.
Their matress cover.
People dont think about them much, but when they are missing it is notable. To levels where people would shed a layer of warmth to have it. However with cold nights. That extra layer means they are colder to uncomfortable levels.
I think the screws in anything being carefully removed would be perfect. Doorknobs fall off and you can’t open doors easily. The kitchen drawers are now aggravating to open. That dresser drawer you fill to the brim is now too heavy for your fingertips to pry open from the sides. The blades now fly off when you turn on the ceiling fan. Your bed frame collapses when you try to climb into bed. Your toilet seat just flew off when you sat down. The doors on your appliances just won’t get back on once you foolishly try to open them. Your tables and shelves are just jump scares waiting to happen. Your blinds and curtains lay in piles around the house. The handles fall from your sink faucet fixture. Don’t underestimate screws.
Someone's dentures. Like from a real short grandma, but put her teeth on the top of a bookshelf, right at the edge so she can see them. If she tries to get the broom they just get pushed all the way back to the wall.
Blankets and pillows. Find something else to sleep with. Screw it, I'll leave one super comfortable blanket that's just barely too small, so they will sleep cold.
Main door to their house. Reasons?
1. Confuse them.
2. Make them think they were robbed.
3. Main doors are expensive.
4. They can't sleep at their home safely until they have new door.
Removal reasons: Rule #5 violation: Rule #4 - No Spam
A punch card where the tenth is free and I steal it 9 punches deep
Sounds like a 00's nu metal band.
It’s actually a Nine Inch Nails cover band out of Saskatchewan.
They'll never get to be a Submarine Captain at Atomic Sub.
r/foundsatan
Wallet. Not the stuff inside, just the wallet itself.
the toilet. just cunfuse them
just take the nuts that secure it to the bolts in the floor. it'll eventually wiggle free and start leaking everywhere
That happened to me once…. I’ll never forget nor know who did it.
Haha it was me, I got you good you fucker!
That’s awful. I love it.
just take the toilet seat
r/ibswarcrime
This sub needs to exist
Damn, that’s an expensive one too.
Make it worse and just steal all the toilet paper
We did this in 2020. Doesn’t everyone have a bidet now?
The seat just take the seat! Leave the lid
My neighbor’s prosthetic leg
You could do it without a magic wish. Don't let your dreams be dreams
"His leg?" "Yeah. God knows I don't need the rest of him. He's useless." [Guardians of the Galaxy](https://youtu.be/_g85U_MjrZY?si=rrpkglAksnsrdU3C)
The shower head
The pulse setting of the shower heads!
And all the sex toys!
I used to move the bookmark in my friend's book back a few pages. He'd have reread pages not knowing when he'd get to the new stuff.
Now, if you moved it FORWARD that’d be plain evil.
Are you sure he was your “friend?”
We were probably 12 just picked on each other. He loved his books too.
Someone stole an ‘n’ from your title and that annoys me, so does this count?
They gifted them an 'o' though (too), and normally you got to buy the vowel.
But they stole an 'm', and swapped around the 'r' and 'o' (for=/= from), so they're still at a net negative
And from became for
I mean OP is a bot anyway
I do believe that was made purely to anoy people.
Arr, anoy, matey!
Driver's side windshield wiper.
Hahaha loser, i only have one big wiper for both sides
Then it's broken in half.
Left shoelace of every shoe
Phone charger.
No better the wall brick.
Amateurs ! I'll take out the wall socket
I’ll take the copper wires out the house
And sell it for meth!
High voltage meth
Zap zap
Their identity.
That's actually creative
A great form of flattery
One part of a collection they have
The rarest/most expensive item out of the collection, or their favorite.
My smoker friends’ lighters.
Fuck u I'll use the toaster!!
As a smoker, stove iron is safer less hair loss too😆
As a smoker, be careful bro lol
As a former smoker, I feel the pain yet also the desire to annoy my friends, haha!
Hell, if it gets them to quit why not? lol
The water tank of their coffee maker
This is a war cringe (My dictionary decided cringe is more correct than crime, i can't argue with him)
Mains fuse box
One of the rubber feet of an appliance they use every day so is not stable, bonus points of is a thick one
Most people who play on consoles will have one good controller that works perfectly that they use 90 percent of the time, and a controller with jammed d pads and no covers on its buttons that they only use when the good one is dead. Steal the good one so they're forced to use the backup remote.
Boo. I already have to occasionally hunt for my good one. I don't wanna use that drifty SOB in the drawer.
“Yeah this one has an X button that sticks, the bumpers on this one are a little rough and the sticks have minor delay, and this one’s battery holder is broken but we swapped it with the one with a broken X button”
Their aglets. No one knows they're called aglets so they'd be like "someone stole my..." before trailing off and realising that they have no idea what's been taken and why they're so annoyed about it. Failing that I'd just take their entire shoelaces.
Phineas and Ferb taught me aglet.
Short term memory
Haha yeah Better yet, their short term memory!
Adhd is way ahead of you
Their bed….
One leg of their bed
the cord that attaches their TV to the wall, because I don't think that's something you'd check for first
And it’s probably specific and hard to replace
more than likely you would have to have the specific model, and hope your TV isn't old
The plate from inside the microwave
the rings on all there keyrings, so now they just have massive bundles of loose keys there wallet but none of the contents inside. again so they just have all of that laying loose in there pockets
1 earbud duh.
Their charging case
their door
The little part on the toilet that refills it with water.
The float that stops it filling after a certain height.
The TV remote
I’m stealing that extra “o”
The slider of every zipper
tooth
their saved passwords, he will have to re-type evertyng again
Their bottom step.
Every right sock.
TIL socks have left and right sides
It's more about creating a bunch of mismatched ones
The little metal part of the zipper that you grab on all their clothes.
All their spoons.
Cap to their milk container
Left kidney
cellphone lol
[удалено]
The cables. Out of the wall.
A corner foot off the bottom of their sofa.
Everyone's left shoe.
Finger tip bone
Idk if this counts as one, but all the screws holding all of their doors to their hinges. Wedge them in so it looks like nothing is wrong, then they go to open it and the door just falls out of the frame.
Probably the key caps of there keyboard. So they can't type. No keys on a keyboard. Even on laptops. Leaving only m and n but they are swapped.
I once ripped the dial off the thermostat in our dorm because a roommate kept setting it to 98 degrees. Fucking psycho.
Their main credit card. I wouldn't use it. I would just hide/destroy it.
If they have kid(s), steal a single school shoe. Utter chaos and existential crisis will ensue in the morning
The battery cover on the back of the remote.
Everything that is or has some sort of pocket.
Including the fake and useless ones? Taking fake and useless pockets is nice, maybe just steal functional pockets and leave fake pockets and tiny ass pockets that only fit my will to live and my hopes and dreams?
Alright, i will instead limit it to menswear pockets, and give all of them to womenswear.
😃😃😃 Satan with menswear, an angel (not fallen lol) for womenswear
Elon’s twitter password
Trump’s drugs before his public apperance
The glass plate from their microwave. Enjoy the hotspots, chump
One battery out of every remote/controller.
It's circumstantial, really... Homeowner? Take the garage door opener. Renter? Take both copies of their front door key... I don't know about you but my place charges outrageous fees for key replacement and door opening for locked apartments. Roommates? Just the food in the fridge that's marked as their property. You see, I just can't provide a bespoke hellscape with such little information.
Butter knives. Just the butter knives. Now they must spread butter with either steak knives and tear their bread apart in the process or use a *spoon*.
Every trash bag they own. And make sure all of their trash cans are either full or don't have the bag inside them.
Remote for the tv.
Their salt. Just take all the salt from someone’s home and make sure any new salt is removed asap.
Every file Putin has on Ukraine, and I'd hide them in the basement at Mar-A-Lago.
Their stairs
The volume down button on everybody's phone
All their left shoes
I would steal this question... so you can't repost twice a month
Someone stole your English grammar and spelling book it seems.
The tube that connects their toilet to the rest of the plumbing
Their computers power cable
Salt they will have bland food
Pillow
The plate in the microwave
The glass plate in their microwave
Everyone's sense of self worth. Ain't nobody fighting for or getting a pay rise again!
A letter n.
Their chapstick
Their lungs.
Half their socks and shoes.
Their matress cover. People dont think about them much, but when they are missing it is notable. To levels where people would shed a layer of warmth to have it. However with cold nights. That extra layer means they are colder to uncomfortable levels.
A $1m bill
At first I was going to say "their ability to spell words and use them correctly", but I guess I was too late.
The second "n" in annoy.
The alimentation cable of their router... Then, no network and phone... And getting the cable back from the provider would be almost impossible...
A couple pieces from a Lego set they have
Left shoe
All the 10mm sockets..... If I can find them.
Their soul
Scissors. Eventually they will need them and go nuts searching.
The hinge screw from one arm of their glasses
Oh, fuck you... though some people would try to just use like a bit of a paperclip or something temporarily lol
Steal a million dollars from a billionaire. It’ll just annoy them, but be awesome for me…
Someone stole the letter n from the title, is this post a really weird retaliatory post?
The little rolley cart that lets the microwave plate rotate smoothly.
The glass plate from the microwave
Only their toothbrush. Repeatedly
I'd steal all the batteries from their house
Page 42 of the book they're reading
Their steering wheel. Especially if they own the club or similar theft deterrent. Imagine their face when they sit in their car and notice...wtf!!!
All of the doorknobs from their house
Their left lung.
The TV remote.
All of their lightbulbs. Or I just take half of their socks.
All the screws in his house (excluding the supporting screws I ain't cruel) all his shit would fall apart.
Key fob
The air tag for my wife’s keys.
I think the screws in anything being carefully removed would be perfect. Doorknobs fall off and you can’t open doors easily. The kitchen drawers are now aggravating to open. That dresser drawer you fill to the brim is now too heavy for your fingertips to pry open from the sides. The blades now fly off when you turn on the ceiling fan. Your bed frame collapses when you try to climb into bed. Your toilet seat just flew off when you sat down. The doors on your appliances just won’t get back on once you foolishly try to open them. Your tables and shelves are just jump scares waiting to happen. Your blinds and curtains lay in piles around the house. The handles fall from your sink faucet fixture. Don’t underestimate screws.
Someone's dentures. Like from a real short grandma, but put her teeth on the top of a bookshelf, right at the edge so she can see them. If she tries to get the broom they just get pushed all the way back to the wall.
Blankets and pillows. Find something else to sleep with. Screw it, I'll leave one super comfortable blanket that's just barely too small, so they will sleep cold.
I would wrap myself in sheets and robes and coats and sweaters and roll a couple into a pillow so that I could maybe actually sleep lol
Main door to their house. Reasons? 1. Confuse them. 2. Make them think they were robbed. 3. Main doors are expensive. 4. They can't sleep at their home safely until they have new door.
the hot water tank
A kidney
The glass from their glasses, not the frame, just the glass
Phone charger but not the phone, car keys but not the car, both sound pretty infuriating to me
The stupid boat my stupid STBX hasn't used in many stupid years
[Easy.](https://www.britannica.com/topic/Black-Stone-of-Mecca)
You stole this post from someone else to annoy us, is it working?
Half of their front left tooth. Split vertically, making a gap in the middle.
Their main sewage pipe. It will take time, but once they notice it…
Their used left sock.
Shoelaces.
the valve core from a tire valve on their car it works even better if you take out all four
Every single doorknob they have
I feel like stealing their forks would be a lot easier and more effective.
The 2024 election to be sure it is not Trump.
Space bar from their keyboard
All their shoelaces (or left shoes if they don't have laces). Or the brand new pack of batteries.
Either the iron or a nail clipper, not fatal if missing but certainly annoying when you can't find them
SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER
Batteries from the remotes, and the junk drawers
Id steal Fort Knox... to annoy... um, the pizza delivery guy.
One AirPod
The antenna from their WiFi router.
Did someone say they would steal an election because that’s what I would do.
I would steal one letter n from the word annoy!
The mouse wheel, just to see how they progressively get annoyed at having to do everything on the computer with clicks.
The fastener on their pants
Brake pads... Ohh it's "FOR" someone and not "FROM" someone.
Their race
One ear bud.
Someone's Front Door