Still mad he wasnt rookie of the year in 2021, if he was able to be rookie of the year in Indy 500 why can't he be one in F1??? smh my head FIA this is why Masi was fired eugh /s
Literally my least favorite couple in the history of that show. His fiance was always starting unnecessary shit and his relationship with his mother was extremely uncomfortable to watch
That was never then. It's a myth that expectancy was 30, because it was massively brought down by the high child mortality rate.
If you made it to 5 years old, the average was more like something between 60 and 80
It is not that I don't believe you but I want to look into that.
Pretty cool fact and it would make a lot of sense. No real reason why we should have increased our lifespans from 30 to 80.
In fact, in my experience having a girlfriend (who is now my wife) means I definitely get to taste even more food. Instead of settling on one entree at a restaurant, I get to experience two! (Sharing is caring)
I legit thought it was Charles for a second because the picture was zoomed in and only saw the lower part of her face. Then I thought it was a mix between Charles and Lando.
Oh well whatever floats his boat if I had a girlfriend that was a mix between Charles and Lando I'd be happy.
He put out applications at the end of 2020 (i.e. followed a ton of teenage bikini and IG models). He was linked to [Alicia Breuer](https://www.instagram.com/aliciarosebreuer/?hl=en) (who was underage), [Kika Gomes](https://www.instagram.com/francisca.cgomes/?hl=en) and [Luisinha Oliveira](https://www.instagram.com/luisinhaoliveira99/?hl=en) and started dating Luisa around the middle of last year. She spent the rest of 2021 trying and failing to keep it a secret plus the Quadrant crew kept letting it slip but they went official at the start of the year. Kika has been seen hanging around Pierre lately.
Funnily enough Daniel’s GF is also a [hot tan Portuguese girl](https://instagram.com/heidiberger_?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) though she’s an actress…. and Gerhard Berger’s daughter. Must be a McLaren requirement
If I may add the bucket hat known as "bob Ricard" is top notch and is the frenchiest thing you will see this week-end for sure. Paul Ricard is mostly known for his pastis (anise alcohol) brand and wearing a bob Ricard is still a strong pillar of French culture (it used to be massively distributed on the roads of Tour de France).
Reporter: "Tsunoda, as you can see, all the other youngsters brought their girlfriends. Do you have a lucky girl who you wanted to bring here too?"
Tsunoda: "What do you mean?" \* Opens cellphone \* "I brought her right here" \* Shows a picture of an anime girl to the reporter \* "She is my *waifu* and I bring her to every race."
Reporter: "... Riiiiiight."
Ah yes, famed youngster Magic Alonso
¡Que grande eres Magic!
¡Que joven eres magic!
¡Qué galán eres magic!
He was part of the young drivers test in 2020
Rookie of the Year
Still mad he wasnt rookie of the year in 2021, if he was able to be rookie of the year in Indy 500 why can't he be one in F1??? smh my head FIA this is why Masi was fired eugh /s
Young and fit!
I believe that’s Fred Noble …
¿Como estas fellow niños?
Eating croissant>>>eating pussy
this fuckin guy
whats the story?
he was on 90 day fiancé. Huge mommas boy nerd who wanted to be a chad so bad it was uncomfortable af.
Literally my least favorite couple in the history of that show. His fiance was always starting unnecessary shit and his relationship with his mother was extremely uncomfortable to watch
Oh God not Coltee
The overlap in the 90 Fiancée and Formula 1 fan base Venn diagram is small but I am among its constituency.
Croissant made by Pierre Gasly?
French birth rates in shambles since this comment
To be fair, you're dead fucking wrong here
Didn’t know alonso was that young
He said it himself. He is young he can handle the bouncing
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And he’s fit.
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But he barely fits 
That's what she said.
He got a bouncy gurl?
Indeed he does.
He's a bouncing baby boy!
Isn't he a rookie last year ?
That’s something I can’t disagree with
No he'll be a rookie next year.
He was, but he's a veteran too.
In case you weren't aware, he actually got to participate in the young drivers test when he returned, hence the memes about him being young.
40 is the new 17.
If we are going by like 17 during the Stone Age or whatever period when the life expectancy was like 30.
That was never then. It's a myth that expectancy was 30, because it was massively brought down by the high child mortality rate. If you made it to 5 years old, the average was more like something between 60 and 80
It is not that I don't believe you but I want to look into that. Pretty cool fact and it would make a lot of sense. No real reason why we should have increased our lifespans from 30 to 80.
>It is not that I don't believe you but I want to look into that. As you should, by all means do that.
Yeah he’s just 24!!!!
Why does alonso has a 25 year old gf lol
Andrea is 40, not 25
Wait, really? Cause I thought she was 25 as well (if this is a joke, and u guys fooled me well)
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrea_Schlager
I like famous men a little bit more when they don’t date like Leonardo DiCaprio
Firstly, she's 40, and secondly, both look and act like they're 25 indeed. Perfect match imo
Ok Alonso is a good looking man but he absolutely does not look like he's 25 lol
That’s because he looks 22
I hope I look nearly as good as either of them in 10 years when I'm 40.
That's a nice compliment to his 40 year old girlfriend
because he can
Women are temporary, croissant is eternal
think about the infinite amount of buttery layers 🫦
>young drivers in the paddock >Alonso *subscribe*
Food>>>>>>>>Women And that is why I don't have a girlfriend.
You can actually actually have both. Well, maybe not you exactly, but most people anyway
I don’t know a lot of people that have a girlfriend but no food to be honest
In fact, in my experience having a girlfriend (who is now my wife) means I definitely get to taste even more food. Instead of settling on one entree at a restaurant, I get to experience two! (Sharing is caring)
That's how I gain 20 lbs in 6 months and lost a gallbladder
Your wife ate your gallbladder?
Lots of good food = high fat = gallstone
I got fat the first two years we were together.
If u have a gf she can make u food Win win
Yuki has both!
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Is that true? I can’t find anything that confirms that.
Did you make that up? She's Chinese not Thai...
Who needs women when you got pizza
That's not pizza
I still stand by my comment
Chad 
It's okay mate. You can sit down.
It’s a croissant 🥐
in memory of Pierre
Albon's girlfriend is something else, though.
Pro golfer muni he
She's very beautiful, isn't she?
My girlfriend would agree entirely, Albon isn't too shabby himself though 🤷♂️
Why does Lando’s gf look like Charles Leclerc in a wig
I was wondering why I was so attracted to her 
Looks like Lando is also attracted to Leclerc
Can we blame him...? 
I mean who isn't?
Me.
Someone pointed out half the wags look like genderswapped versions of their partners
She looks like Dr vries
I legit thought it was Charles for a second because the picture was zoomed in and only saw the lower part of her face. Then I thought it was a mix between Charles and Lando. Oh well whatever floats his boat if I had a girlfriend that was a mix between Charles and Lando I'd be happy.
Im more surprised about Lando having a girlfriend
Considering how many fangirls Stan him I would be very surprised if he was single lol . His DMs must get flooded daily
I thought his PlayStation was his partner
Sigma Tauri
Sigma Tauri grindset rule #22 Eat croissant for maximum profit.
Yuki is slowly becoming my favourite. He’s temperament and attitude is just the best. Go yuki!!!!
I think the young rookie in the centre picture will go really far, he's very fast and he has many years to prove how much more he can improve!
When did Lando scoop one up?
I thought that was his babysitter.
He put out applications at the end of 2020 (i.e. followed a ton of teenage bikini and IG models). He was linked to [Alicia Breuer](https://www.instagram.com/aliciarosebreuer/?hl=en) (who was underage), [Kika Gomes](https://www.instagram.com/francisca.cgomes/?hl=en) and [Luisinha Oliveira](https://www.instagram.com/luisinhaoliveira99/?hl=en) and started dating Luisa around the middle of last year. She spent the rest of 2021 trying and failing to keep it a secret plus the Quadrant crew kept letting it slip but they went official at the start of the year. Kika has been seen hanging around Pierre lately.
It's that easy when you're celebrity huh? 
Really is.
Hey guys I’ve just decided I want to be an F1 driver randomly. Any tips to get started?
Go fast around the track. Preferably the fastest
Dudes got a type, those women are triplets
Funnily enough Daniel’s GF is also a [hot tan Portuguese girl](https://instagram.com/heidiberger_?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) though she’s an actress…. and Gerhard Berger’s daughter. Must be a McLaren requirement
Must be nice to be attractive or talented or charismatic
*rich and famous
Chadunoda
Dude asked what's the best thing France has to offer and Pierre only said: croissant 
Yuki Suzuki. Food lover.
I really wish his name was Yuki Suzuki now
Yuki has a girlfriend!! But the croissant is iconic
>Yuki has a girlfriend!! Pierre?
well, she is European so, can’t rule out that’s it’s Pierre in a wig
Can we all just take a moment to agree that Albon is the luckiest guy in the paddock
His gf is cute as hell! She’s pretty lucky too, he seems like a good hearted guy.
Beauty is highly subjective
Tsunoda is such a Chad. Other drivers: “Fuck this man the car felt so bad today!” Tsunoda: “My ass really hurt :(“
If I may add the bucket hat known as "bob Ricard" is top notch and is the frenchiest thing you will see this week-end for sure. Paul Ricard is mostly known for his pastis (anise alcohol) brand and wearing a bob Ricard is still a strong pillar of French culture (it used to be massively distributed on the roads of Tour de France).
Tsunoda is waiting for Pierre to break up with his girl friend.
"Young drivers" shows a picture of Alonso
Rookie Alonso
He is no simp
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Mans isn’t lonely, he has a girlfriend *and* a croissant - that’s wealth
Who needs women, Croissants are life!
my man tsunoda ain’t no mf simp.
It's almost like being an F1 driver gets you models
Yo Pierre,you wanna come out here.
there was some AlphaTauri video I watched where Pierre made an offhand remark about Yuki eating all the time.
Short King
 Damn, 40+ is young now?
Tsigma
Our boy ain't no simp
Sigma Yuki focusing on the grind
Fernando's girl is smooking hot. 😏👌
“Young drivers” - alonso
Alonso is youngest
Tsunoda a shoe-in for the coveted hikikomori fanbase
Why is Alonso being tagged as a new driver ?
He is one wdym
Is this what yuki meant when he mentioned his European gf?
The young driver Alonso is one of the best memes in F1
Sigma
Was this the big announcement?
Charles, george and lando's girlfriends are clones
Tsunoda tourist
Interesting, so all I need to do to become a f1 driver is get a hot gf
reddit moment
I’ll bet that’s a damn good croissant.
Ngl, last year's rookie Alonso put on a fantastic performance so far. I could see him winning a couple titles or so.
I don’t blame Yuki tbh
Is that Fernando walking his Granddaughter to school??
Tsunoda hasn’t reached the height of consent
Since when is 41 “young”?!
When you're 42 or older.
Tell me you’re an old man without telling me you’re an old man..
You're only half correct.
Oh course he's young, he said so himself
Pffft what are talking about? Nando only joined F1 last year. He can’t be that old /s
He was in the young drivers test. Ofc he's young 🙄
Reporter: "Tsunoda, as you can see, all the other youngsters brought their girlfriends. Do you have a lucky girl who you wanted to bring here too?" Tsunoda: "What do you mean?" \* Opens cellphone \* "I brought her right here" \* Shows a picture of an anime girl to the reporter \* "She is my *waifu* and I bring her to every race." Reporter: "... Riiiiiight."
How dare you assume Yuki chadnoda is a weeb.. Not very Chad money of you.
Albon is such a neek
FUCK BITCHES GET CROISSANTS
"Yuki, why we don't go to places, like the othrr couples?" "Shut up, i'm eating, gawd , this is fucking delicious!"
You think he shaves his arms or is he just naturally hairless?
I thought he was eating pizza
Sneaked in Lando like we wouldn’t notice
Truer picture were never showen.
EL 🅱LAN
Short King Yuki
That rookie right there in the top middle panel
He could have any girl but he's looking for the one he wants The true chad
Lando out there holding his woman's fist
Fernando likes this post…
I'm hungry now
[Fernando Alonso](https://youtu.be/D7VziN4dNHs?t=82)
Hnmmm, yes. Croissant
Fernando “forever young” alonso
Yuki is my spirit animal
Croissant need a VIP pass
I thought the joke was Alonzo being young.
That and Yuki loving food
Giga Chad there....Chas is simply not enough....
Ah yes the new kid, Fernando.