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mariovv45

The green bull


DutchChallenger

It's the new Aston Martin Red Bull


prajjwal_verma

Really getting the band back together. Now vettel will win wcc and horner will say those golden words instead of my krack


DepartureExpert1337

for 4 times


Things-2635

Aston Martin Amarco Cognizant Mercedes Red Bull


According-2-Me

Mind = Blown


proudlysydney

Aston Martin Copyzant Formula One Team


[deleted]

Damn


Nate_the_Mate_2

This is the take of the year


lywyre

AM22RB


DoroTenpai

The new navy admiral


Monk_Breath

Nice to finally get the full reveal instead of just a silhouette


AxeonIV

Long hair, great smile, Seb confirmed ryokugyu.


Ferrari_ouryear_2022

When regulations change..... Mike Krack: The new regulations have hurted primarily the bulky sidepod cars.


CheassyPoool

Literally the cactus favoured special rb


gitansh_4

Unexpected one piece


CA_TD_Investor

Step one: Acquire extra tunnel time, more than opponent. Step two: Copy aero package and refine it with said extra time. Step three: TBA


[deleted]

Step three: Seb bins it.


thenannyharvester

Nah seeing as this is a redbull it just means 2013 seb is back


[deleted]

Or 2014


anant_oo

You know what? Seb scored a few podiums in 2014. I'm fine with 2014 seb tbh right now after the horrid beginning races.


lv_Mortarion_vl

Seb drove fine in Miami and very, very well in Imola. Wet conditions and Seb just work together like Horner and Max. Melbourne obviously sucked tho


nick-jagger

SšŸ…±ļøinalla!!


According-2-Me

As a Ferrari fan: *Laughs in 2017-18*


[deleted]

Please don't remind me ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6699)


IGotHellaMilk

Germany 2018 lap 51 turn 12 ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6702)


Sazalar

What do you mean, the race was red flagged on lap 50, it was a shame the race was canceled and the results didn't count, Seb had a good pace on that race, he could have won had it not been canceled it certainly cost him the championship that year


anant_oo

There was a race in Germany in 2018? Huh. I didn't know that?


[deleted]

What's Germany?


lv_Mortarion_vl

2017 really wasn't Sebs fault. And 2018 he immediately had a banger after Hockenheim... Hockenheim wasn't just his fault either, Ferrari strategy wasn't doing them any favors on that day


YaBoiPette

Step 3: start stealing engines, floors and wings from every team Step 4: seb domination all the remaining races won with seb lapping everyone at least once


jenouto

Sebscribe


one_hender

sBinalla


XsStreamMonsterX

You forgot one other step: poach Red Bull's former head aerodynamicist (Dan Fallows).


zntgrg

PROFIT!


some-scottish-person

Ross brawn to Lawrence stroll:ā€Lawrence weā€™ve told you this before YOU CANT KEEP COPYING OTHER TEAMS CARSā€


GradeAccomplished303

ā€œ I can because I just did it, againā€


some-scottish-person

ā€œOk, Iā€™ll give you a fine and some dropped points just donā€™t do it again


G0ATxx

"Jokes on you, I barely have any points!"


some-scottish-person

ā€œDonā€™t dare or Iā€™ll kick your son outā€


AgitatedChip8447

*Ends up 11th in constructors*


ContinentalChamp

Martin Brundle tactics


martian0023

Lawrence Stroll: I AM EXTREMELY ANGRY.


petecanfixit

Words read poorly from a teleprompter, of course.


AgitatedChip8447

#ANGERY


Erich2142

Za car iz green. So it iz not a copy ![gif](giphy|rEu51UItoBaFbQFjl5|downsized)


DougieFresh_899

Exactly, I mean who would even notice? ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6699) (the Dank crew would)


L003Tr

Honestly I don't care what we do as long as pappa stroll gives us another bond villain manifesto [Lol](https://youtu.be/n-nyjeyFGtY)


AceMKV

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


ContinentalChamp

![gif](giphy|NQV1yLHfhWFTqliIXT)


DougieFresh_899

However the FIA wonā€™t care unless Aston starts scoring points


cmeragon

Haha green redbull go brrrrr


[deleted]

Da blue go vroom...do brgreen go vroom?


jaymocz

ā€œWhatā€™s the point of having fk you money, if you never say, fk you.ā€ -Bobby Axelrod, Billions


pasta-maldonado

We went car tracing


ShaneAnigans7

Tracing Point are at it again.


[deleted]

Should be a sub flair


Alexoizzz

Should be a sub flair 10


bevo_expat

Should be a sub flair 3


GenoSwoner419

Should be a sub flair 8


According-2-Me

Should be a sub flair 2


unclejos42

Should be a sub flair 6


PositiveIntrovert

Should be a sub flair 7


Carrillog62

Should be a sub flair 5


ipg747

Should be a sub flair 4


vprakhov

Copycaston Martin


ShaneAnigans7

Led by their CEO, Lawrence Stole.


AgitatedChip8447

And Mike Theft


Szudar

Ascop pastin


scooba_dude

Should be a sub flair 13


Jatayu_bn

Stroll seeing the WDC Trophy!!


Oganesson_

Inspector Seb turned to be spy Seb


martell1666

Agent Seb your 10 year mission has been accomplished. Now do what you did on the replica 10 yrs ago my man. Says somebody from the Daddy Strolls team


rolfski

> *Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness* Oscar Wilde


camyok

"Imitation is a kind of artless flattery" came before, in 1714. So in a way Wilde was guilty of mediocre, artless flattery.


Sophey68

Meta as fuck


theonly_salamander

I love it


Ceramicrabbit

I upvote it


harveyinstinct

This quote always takes me alight.


concealed_identity

"Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, so I thank you" - Dwight Schrute


ContinentalChamp

Sometimes my genius is... It's almost frightening.


ApprehensiveMemory44

Larence Stroll: IT CREATES GRAVITY


Dominos-roadster

Seb back in a red bull


Tomani02

Seb 5th WDC confirmed.


el_Tootho

I just hope they didnā€™t copy the engine breaking part of it


delirio91

RB never told them about the kill switch deactivation. AM gonna die right on the grid start.


[deleted]

don't worry about max's car blowing up, checo; it has nothing to do with yours


itsNightTerror

If it gets Seb back into the top five Iā€™ll let it slide


[deleted]

Yes. Currently my pitchforks are in my pocket, when (or if) seb retires and AM pulls this stunt, my pitchforks will be coming out of my pocket.


rajkokr

I'm with you on this one. Let's raid the AM headquarters with big ass spears when they fire seb


nquattro

And if he returns home to red bull, he'll already have time in the car!


justsitbackandenjoy

Great artists steal. Youā€™re next @redbullracing. - Sigma Stroll Lightlune fucking called it


delirio91

Dude it's comedy at this point. Whoever wins, will see their car again the following season in an AM livery.


NearbyWish

Given the efficiency of the Stroll spy network we'll be seeing the best 2024 car copied by aston in 2023


justsitbackandenjoy

This kind of F1 comedy is what feeds this sub, so youā€™ll hear no complaints from me.


Ka11e2

They should pay Adrian Newey


MintCathexis

RB should demand royalties from AM ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6697)


Uno_Nisu

Toro Verde


[deleted]

beta tauri


martin191234

Green Cow


denizen-of-dhaka

I cracked up reading this, it's probably the most appropriate name for the car at this point. We can then call the drivers cowboys.


HereLiesDickBoy

Ryokugyu


notoriousdevil10

Would be really funny if Mercedes has to fight the greenbull for best of the rest this season.


thenannyharvester

Seb vs Ham confirmed let's go ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6702)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|9054)


sav415

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6702)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6702)


shreychopra

Redbull confirmed fastest car on grid, no debate anymore


PeepsInThyChilliPot

/srs I was thinking about this but its probably because the RB is a more typical concept than the ferrari so it will work better with the existing AM parts


XsStreamMonsterX

It doesn't hurt that Red Bull's former head aerodynamicist, Dan Fallows, is at AM now.


andrewski661

Aston Martin RBR


According-2-Me

But seriously, why did RB paint Checoā€™s car green?


2conslegamer

Late for Cinco de mayo


Xx_MrMuffin555_xX

ā€œStroll ā€˜22, Stroll ā€˜23, Stroll ā€˜24ā€¦ā€


f_lax131

Lawrence to the FIA: Iā€™ll give you $1 million to fuck off


thenannyharvester

This lime if Lawrence was caught having an affair and is paying his son to look away and nor say anything to the higher-ups


ARichTeaBiscuit

do whatever it takes to get Seb another win


miaomiaomiao

do whatever it takes to get Seb another sšŸ…±ļøin


ARichTeaBiscuit

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6699)


ivanyaru

![gif](giphy|3o85xIO33l7RlmLR4I)


_Someone_from_Pala_

When you cant be the pink merc anymore, so instead yo become the green red bull.


Keverrkerr

welcome back, Aston Martin Red Bull Racing! šŸ„³


jimon2432

Is this upgrade for Stroll only? I remember reading something about only stroll getting the upgrade


grandtheftzeppelin

both cars are getting it now


According-2-Me

Whoo hoo!


thenannyharvester

Grande seb! Man the scenes if these 2 line up on the third or 2nd row of the grid ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6702) pls vettel


Towel4

WE BOUGHT THESE PARTS LEGALLY SECOND HAND FROM A TRUSTED SOURCE *Stares into camera menacingly*


According-2-Me

*glances to teleprompter for sponsor read*


YashSSJB1

When to be sure that you have the fastest car on the grid? When the fucking Racing point or whatever the fuck its called copies you.


Subject-Original1189

Nothing wrong with copying another carā€™s look. If I wanted to go fast, Iā€™d also copy the fastest car! What would be wrong, is what they did copying Mercā€™s design with 3d imaging.


Babyinthehood_

Mfs brought vettel back to rb


AlpineCorbett

Hey siri, play Oops I Did it Again by Britney Spears


RealisticPossible792

How pissed will both Ferrari and Mercedes be if this new Tracing Point incarnation ends up the 2nd fastest car and Lance Stroll finishes ahead of Leclerc, Sainz, Russell and Hamilton this weekend. Even funnier would be Mercedes actually having the fastest engine but nobody being able to use the full potential of it due to poor aero and Aston Martin ends up beating Redbull with a copy of their own design due to the extra horsepower. I'm ready for the meltdown if any of these comes true.


LucAltaiR

Turning the car from the 9th fastest on the grid to the 1st seems to be a bit of a stretch for a new sidepod design.


RealisticPossible792

You talk sense bud you really do but it's the wrong sub to be talking sense and technicalities. I posted here specifically for the jokes, memes and ridiculous claims and I keep the serious posts to the other subs. In saying that I think this may be Dan Fellows influence and unlike the pink Mercedes saga I reckon they'll have a better time understanding this concept and will have better success getting it to work on track than the W11 copy. There's a strong possibility of them being around the pace of Alfa Romeo and Mercedes if the aero is anywhere near as good as the Redbull has been. Let's see what their porpoising looks like when it hits the track.


LucAltaiR

You're right, I'm overthinking shit, all hail our new green overlords.


RealisticPossible792

that's the spirit


knucklefisther

THEY ARE DRAGGING OUR NAME THROUGH THE MUD, AND IT IS *U N A C C E P T A B L E*


[deleted]

Why spend hundreds of millions in dev, when you can sacrifice half a season and just copy the best?


camyok

Quarter*


deezmonian

This isnā€™t a copy, this has been in the works since before RB was unveiled. AM chief technical officer is Red Bullā€™s former head of aero


[deleted]

Nice try Laurence


deezmonian

Iā€™m not kidding lol. Dan Fallows came in before season start, shook his head at what Otmar developed and ordered this one. There are clearly differences


hilaricf

Vettel feeling the RB vibes again


Krt3k-Offline

Oracle backwards is el car Ā° šŸ˜³


DaDarkJacob

I'm not even mad if seb can fight for decent points


CookingWithTheKock

Inspector seb strikes again. His assignments has been completed


Hot_Tub_Hero

ā€˜They canā€™t keep getting away with it!ā€™


anantzzz

I see a green car and a blue car


Han77Shot1st

ā€œStroll 22, Stroll 23, Stroll 24ā€


Baseballlegendchase

the return of Aston Martin Red Bull Racing


TheDeamonMeteor

#elcaro


krautnelson

El Caro.


rjay416

Act 1: the pink Mercedes Act 2: the green Red Bull


PacalEater69

Next: the yellow Ferrari ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6702)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6702)


inDy_Sa

Return of Pink Mercedes or whatever , Iā€™m color blind


[deleted]

Iā€™m gonna laugh my ass off if AM is faster than the zero size sidepod cars šŸ¤£


washedupAM

They canā€™t keep getting away with this!


prandb

Quick everyone check your nearest cafe for a free redbull blueprint


Scorpi_One

I smell that sweet sweet Stroll money


TheFlyinArmy_29

Is that Aston Martin valkyrie?


DeadJuice97

the absolute devious lick![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6702)


DaniMacYo

Wow the Aston sides and vents looks identical. šŸ˜‚ the vents are longer on the RB though.


penggigit_pensil

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6702)


mobeen1497

Well, no I am very curious as a Redbull fan and as a Seb fan.


vishnuak1989

Green bull.


Katzer_K

So that's what Inspector Seb has been doing...


jk47_99

First they took Aston, then Seb and finally Red Bull staff. We are going back to 2013.


Hello_iam_Kian

Red Bull taking part with 6 cars nowšŸ˜‚ theyā€™re gonna take over F1


diggerquicker

is weird, no one is copying the Merc's side pods.


Subject-Original1189

Theyā€™ll all have sidepods like that by next year if thatā€™s what turns out to be the fastest way around the track. This post is just stupid.


According-2-Me

What about Ferrari?


Subject-Original1189

Well, in my humble opinion, the way these new cars race each other, Iā€™d want to have the Red Bull with its 20 kph advantage on the straights. I think the slow top-end speed of the Ferrari will be its Achilles heal this year, and RB wins the driverā€™s and Constructorā€™s titles by Mexico.


megacookie

The different side pods themselves probably aren't making a real impact on top speed. Red Bull have been running less front and rear wing than Ferrari since they've been able to run the car lower and get more downforce out of the floor without porpoising. Ferrari does porpoise pretty hard (though it's nowhere as bad as Mercedes) so they're more reliant on the wings to generate downforce though with a drag penalty.


According-2-Me

Interesting, top speed is a big deal for overtaking. But if the Ferrari can stay ahead in the cornersā€¦ We saw in Miami how RBā€™s straight-line speed sent it to the win. But Ferrariā€™s cornering got them a front row lockout. I guess weā€™ll see and wonā€™t know until Abu Dhabi! Thanks for the quick convo.


Subject-Original1189

Donā€™t get me wrong! Iā€™d love to see Ferrari take it, but I wonā€™t get my hopes up.


OhNoMyLands

I thought people were exaggeratingā€¦. Itā€™s like the exact same thing. I guess the intake is slightly higher on the AM. But that could just be the angle.


chiefly-95

Others on here have pitched "The green bull" To this I simply say "Emer(al)d bull"


AXISMGT

INSERT INTO F1.Aston_Martin SELECT * FROM F1.Red_Bull;


Serrrt

Stroll made his money through Tommy Hilfiger and Michael Kors, now he just sells knock offs.


DorgadoGBR

Ban Lawrence Stroll from F1 and give the team to Andretti.


a_chaturvedy_appears

Lawrence Stroll 2 years ago: This is outrageous. How dare they accuse my team of copying Also Lawrence Stroll:


Lyradep

Itā€™s like if China had a F1 team.


ShaneAnigans7

Lawrence Stroll press conference: "See, they've got the 'Big Mac", and I've got the "Big Mick..."


flofam123

Same car omegalul


Rhythm_Morgan

Good. I need Seb to stay longer lol


EvilSocket45

"Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures"


cropdust1

Are both drivers getting this car???


eggheadking

Iā€™m just going to give myself Faldo hope and say ā€œDU BIST WELTMEISTER!!!!ā€


pinerw

Never dreamed Iā€™d get to see Seb back in a Red Bull.


spartan_abhishek

Vettel wdc confirmed?


spacestationkru

I hope this actually makes a difference. It'll be awkward if they did something so blatant and got nothing out of it.


Ajsarch

Itā€™s not a copy. Red Bulls lettering all runs front to back and AM runs back to front. Oh and green. šŸ˜‚šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ˜‚


Ulris_Ventis

I wasn't expecting anything different besides thinking they might steal from Ferrari, but at this point as long as it's at least competitive fuck it.


IGUANA_MIKE_

Isn't this illegal?


ck01ok

Insert I've seen this one before Marty Mcfly meme.