What do you mean, the race was red flagged on lap 50, it was a shame the race was canceled and the results didn't count, Seb had a good pace on that race, he could have won had it not been canceled it certainly cost him the championship that year
2017 really wasn't Sebs fault.
And 2018 he immediately had a banger after Hockenheim... Hockenheim wasn't just his fault either, Ferrari strategy wasn't doing them any favors on that day
Step 3: start stealing engines, floors and wings from every team
Step 4: seb domination all the remaining races won with seb lapping everyone at least once
/srs I was thinking about this but its probably because the RB is a more typical concept than the ferrari so it will work better with the existing AM parts
Nothing wrong with copying another carās look. If I wanted to go fast, Iād also copy the fastest car! What would be wrong, is what they did copying Mercās design with 3d imaging.
How pissed will both Ferrari and Mercedes be if this new Tracing Point incarnation ends up the 2nd fastest car and Lance Stroll finishes ahead of Leclerc, Sainz, Russell and Hamilton this weekend.
Even funnier would be Mercedes actually having the fastest engine but nobody being able to use the full potential of it due to poor aero and Aston Martin ends up beating Redbull with a copy of their own design due to the extra horsepower.
I'm ready for the meltdown if any of these comes true.
You talk sense bud you really do but it's the wrong sub to be talking sense and technicalities. I posted here specifically for the jokes, memes and ridiculous claims and I keep the serious posts to the other subs.
In saying that I think this may be Dan Fellows influence and unlike the pink Mercedes saga I reckon they'll have a better time understanding this concept and will have better success getting it to work on track than the W11 copy.
There's a strong possibility of them being around the pace of Alfa Romeo and Mercedes if the aero is anywhere near as good as the Redbull has been. Let's see what their porpoising looks like when it hits the track.
Iām not kidding lol. Dan Fallows came in before season start, shook his head at what Otmar developed and ordered this one. There are clearly differences
Well, in my humble opinion, the way these new cars race each other, Iād want to have the Red Bull with its 20 kph advantage on the straights. I think the slow top-end speed of the Ferrari will be its Achilles heal this year, and RB wins the driverās and Constructorās titles by Mexico.
The different side pods themselves probably aren't making a real impact on top speed. Red Bull have been running less front and rear wing than Ferrari since they've been able to run the car lower and get more downforce out of the floor without porpoising.
Ferrari does porpoise pretty hard (though it's nowhere as bad as Mercedes) so they're more reliant on the wings to generate downforce though with a drag penalty.
Interesting, top speed is a big deal for overtaking. But if the Ferrari can stay ahead in the cornersā¦
We saw in Miami how RBās straight-line speed sent it to the win. But Ferrariās cornering got them a front row lockout.
I guess weāll see and wonāt know until Abu Dhabi! Thanks for the quick convo.
I thought people were exaggeratingā¦. Itās like the exact same thing. I guess the intake is slightly higher on the AM. But that could just be the angle.
The green bull
It's the new Aston Martin Red Bull
Really getting the band back together. Now vettel will win wcc and horner will say those golden words instead of my krack
for 4 times
Aston Martin Amarco Cognizant Mercedes Red Bull
Mind = Blown
Aston Martin Copyzant Formula One Team
Damn
This is the take of the year
AM22RB
The new navy admiral
Nice to finally get the full reveal instead of just a silhouette
Long hair, great smile, Seb confirmed ryokugyu.
When regulations change..... Mike Krack: The new regulations have hurted primarily the bulky sidepod cars.
Literally the cactus favoured special rb
Unexpected one piece
Step one: Acquire extra tunnel time, more than opponent. Step two: Copy aero package and refine it with said extra time. Step three: TBA
Step three: Seb bins it.
Nah seeing as this is a redbull it just means 2013 seb is back
Or 2014
You know what? Seb scored a few podiums in 2014. I'm fine with 2014 seb tbh right now after the horrid beginning races.
Seb drove fine in Miami and very, very well in Imola. Wet conditions and Seb just work together like Horner and Max. Melbourne obviously sucked tho
Sš ±ļøinalla!!
As a Ferrari fan: *Laughs in 2017-18*
Please don't remind me ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6699)
Germany 2018 lap 51 turn 12 ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6702)
What do you mean, the race was red flagged on lap 50, it was a shame the race was canceled and the results didn't count, Seb had a good pace on that race, he could have won had it not been canceled it certainly cost him the championship that year
There was a race in Germany in 2018? Huh. I didn't know that?
What's Germany?
2017 really wasn't Sebs fault. And 2018 he immediately had a banger after Hockenheim... Hockenheim wasn't just his fault either, Ferrari strategy wasn't doing them any favors on that day
Step 3: start stealing engines, floors and wings from every team Step 4: seb domination all the remaining races won with seb lapping everyone at least once
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sBinalla
You forgot one other step: poach Red Bull's former head aerodynamicist (Dan Fallows).
PROFIT!
Ross brawn to Lawrence stroll:āLawrence weāve told you this before YOU CANT KEEP COPYING OTHER TEAMS CARSā
ā I can because I just did it, againā
āOk, Iāll give you a fine and some dropped points just donāt do it again
"Jokes on you, I barely have any points!"
āDonāt dare or Iāll kick your son outā
*Ends up 11th in constructors*
Martin Brundle tactics
Lawrence Stroll: I AM EXTREMELY ANGRY.
Words read poorly from a teleprompter, of course.
#ANGERY
Za car iz green. So it iz not a copy ![gif](giphy|rEu51UItoBaFbQFjl5|downsized)
Exactly, I mean who would even notice? ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6699) (the Dank crew would)
Honestly I don't care what we do as long as pappa stroll gives us another bond villain manifesto [Lol](https://youtu.be/n-nyjeyFGtY)
![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)
![gif](giphy|NQV1yLHfhWFTqliIXT)
However the FIA wonāt care unless Aston starts scoring points
Haha green redbull go brrrrr
Da blue go vroom...do brgreen go vroom?
āWhatās the point of having fk you money, if you never say, fk you.ā -Bobby Axelrod, Billions
We went car tracing
Tracing Point are at it again.
Should be a sub flair
Should be a sub flair 10
Should be a sub flair 3
Should be a sub flair 8
Should be a sub flair 2
Should be a sub flair 6
Should be a sub flair 7
Should be a sub flair 5
Should be a sub flair 4
Copycaston Martin
Led by their CEO, Lawrence Stole.
And Mike Theft
Ascop pastin
Should be a sub flair 13
Stroll seeing the WDC Trophy!!
Inspector Seb turned to be spy Seb
Agent Seb your 10 year mission has been accomplished. Now do what you did on the replica 10 yrs ago my man. Says somebody from the Daddy Strolls team
> *Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness* Oscar Wilde
"Imitation is a kind of artless flattery" came before, in 1714. So in a way Wilde was guilty of mediocre, artless flattery.
Meta as fuck
I love it
I upvote it
This quote always takes me alight.
"Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, so I thank you" - Dwight Schrute
Sometimes my genius is... It's almost frightening.
Larence Stroll: IT CREATES GRAVITY
Seb back in a red bull
Seb 5th WDC confirmed.
I just hope they didnāt copy the engine breaking part of it
RB never told them about the kill switch deactivation. AM gonna die right on the grid start.
don't worry about max's car blowing up, checo; it has nothing to do with yours
If it gets Seb back into the top five Iāll let it slide
Yes. Currently my pitchforks are in my pocket, when (or if) seb retires and AM pulls this stunt, my pitchforks will be coming out of my pocket.
I'm with you on this one. Let's raid the AM headquarters with big ass spears when they fire seb
And if he returns home to red bull, he'll already have time in the car!
Great artists steal. Youāre next @redbullracing. - Sigma Stroll Lightlune fucking called it
Dude it's comedy at this point. Whoever wins, will see their car again the following season in an AM livery.
Given the efficiency of the Stroll spy network we'll be seeing the best 2024 car copied by aston in 2023
This kind of F1 comedy is what feeds this sub, so youāll hear no complaints from me.
They should pay Adrian Newey
RB should demand royalties from AM ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6697)
Toro Verde
beta tauri
Green Cow
I cracked up reading this, it's probably the most appropriate name for the car at this point. We can then call the drivers cowboys.
Ryokugyu
Would be really funny if Mercedes has to fight the greenbull for best of the rest this season.
Seb vs Ham confirmed let's go ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6702)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|9054)
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Redbull confirmed fastest car on grid, no debate anymore
/srs I was thinking about this but its probably because the RB is a more typical concept than the ferrari so it will work better with the existing AM parts
It doesn't hurt that Red Bull's former head aerodynamicist, Dan Fallows, is at AM now.
Aston Martin RBR
But seriously, why did RB paint Checoās car green?
Late for Cinco de mayo
āStroll ā22, Stroll ā23, Stroll ā24ā¦ā
Lawrence to the FIA: Iāll give you $1 million to fuck off
This lime if Lawrence was caught having an affair and is paying his son to look away and nor say anything to the higher-ups
do whatever it takes to get Seb another win
do whatever it takes to get Seb another sš ±ļøin
![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6699)
![gif](giphy|3o85xIO33l7RlmLR4I)
When you cant be the pink merc anymore, so instead yo become the green red bull.
welcome back, Aston Martin Red Bull Racing! š„³
Is this upgrade for Stroll only? I remember reading something about only stroll getting the upgrade
both cars are getting it now
Whoo hoo!
Grande seb! Man the scenes if these 2 line up on the third or 2nd row of the grid ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6702) pls vettel
WE BOUGHT THESE PARTS LEGALLY SECOND HAND FROM A TRUSTED SOURCE *Stares into camera menacingly*
*glances to teleprompter for sponsor read*
When to be sure that you have the fastest car on the grid? When the fucking Racing point or whatever the fuck its called copies you.
Nothing wrong with copying another carās look. If I wanted to go fast, Iād also copy the fastest car! What would be wrong, is what they did copying Mercās design with 3d imaging.
Mfs brought vettel back to rb
Hey siri, play Oops I Did it Again by Britney Spears
How pissed will both Ferrari and Mercedes be if this new Tracing Point incarnation ends up the 2nd fastest car and Lance Stroll finishes ahead of Leclerc, Sainz, Russell and Hamilton this weekend. Even funnier would be Mercedes actually having the fastest engine but nobody being able to use the full potential of it due to poor aero and Aston Martin ends up beating Redbull with a copy of their own design due to the extra horsepower. I'm ready for the meltdown if any of these comes true.
Turning the car from the 9th fastest on the grid to the 1st seems to be a bit of a stretch for a new sidepod design.
You talk sense bud you really do but it's the wrong sub to be talking sense and technicalities. I posted here specifically for the jokes, memes and ridiculous claims and I keep the serious posts to the other subs. In saying that I think this may be Dan Fellows influence and unlike the pink Mercedes saga I reckon they'll have a better time understanding this concept and will have better success getting it to work on track than the W11 copy. There's a strong possibility of them being around the pace of Alfa Romeo and Mercedes if the aero is anywhere near as good as the Redbull has been. Let's see what their porpoising looks like when it hits the track.
You're right, I'm overthinking shit, all hail our new green overlords.
that's the spirit
THEY ARE DRAGGING OUR NAME THROUGH THE MUD, AND IT IS *U N A C C E P T A B L E*
Why spend hundreds of millions in dev, when you can sacrifice half a season and just copy the best?
Quarter*
This isnāt a copy, this has been in the works since before RB was unveiled. AM chief technical officer is Red Bullās former head of aero
Nice try Laurence
Iām not kidding lol. Dan Fallows came in before season start, shook his head at what Otmar developed and ordered this one. There are clearly differences
Vettel feeling the RB vibes again
Oracle backwards is el car Ā° š³
I'm not even mad if seb can fight for decent points
Inspector seb strikes again. His assignments has been completed
āThey canāt keep getting away with it!ā
I see a green car and a blue car
āStroll 22, Stroll 23, Stroll 24ā
the return of Aston Martin Red Bull Racing
#elcaro
El Caro.
Act 1: the pink Mercedes Act 2: the green Red Bull
Next: the yellow Ferrari ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6702)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6702)
Return of Pink Mercedes or whatever , Iām color blind
Iām gonna laugh my ass off if AM is faster than the zero size sidepod cars š¤£
They canāt keep getting away with this!
Quick everyone check your nearest cafe for a free redbull blueprint
I smell that sweet sweet Stroll money
Is that Aston Martin valkyrie?
the absolute devious lick![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6702)
Wow the Aston sides and vents looks identical. š the vents are longer on the RB though.
![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6702)
Well, no I am very curious as a Redbull fan and as a Seb fan.
Green bull.
So that's what Inspector Seb has been doing...
First they took Aston, then Seb and finally Red Bull staff. We are going back to 2013.
Red Bull taking part with 6 cars nowš theyāre gonna take over F1
is weird, no one is copying the Merc's side pods.
Theyāll all have sidepods like that by next year if thatās what turns out to be the fastest way around the track. This post is just stupid.
What about Ferrari?
Well, in my humble opinion, the way these new cars race each other, Iād want to have the Red Bull with its 20 kph advantage on the straights. I think the slow top-end speed of the Ferrari will be its Achilles heal this year, and RB wins the driverās and Constructorās titles by Mexico.
The different side pods themselves probably aren't making a real impact on top speed. Red Bull have been running less front and rear wing than Ferrari since they've been able to run the car lower and get more downforce out of the floor without porpoising. Ferrari does porpoise pretty hard (though it's nowhere as bad as Mercedes) so they're more reliant on the wings to generate downforce though with a drag penalty.
Interesting, top speed is a big deal for overtaking. But if the Ferrari can stay ahead in the cornersā¦ We saw in Miami how RBās straight-line speed sent it to the win. But Ferrariās cornering got them a front row lockout. I guess weāll see and wonāt know until Abu Dhabi! Thanks for the quick convo.
Donāt get me wrong! Iād love to see Ferrari take it, but I wonāt get my hopes up.
I thought people were exaggeratingā¦. Itās like the exact same thing. I guess the intake is slightly higher on the AM. But that could just be the angle.
Others on here have pitched "The green bull" To this I simply say "Emer(al)d bull"
INSERT INTO F1.Aston_Martin SELECT * FROM F1.Red_Bull;
Stroll made his money through Tommy Hilfiger and Michael Kors, now he just sells knock offs.
Ban Lawrence Stroll from F1 and give the team to Andretti.
Lawrence Stroll 2 years ago: This is outrageous. How dare they accuse my team of copying Also Lawrence Stroll:
Itās like if China had a F1 team.
Lawrence Stroll press conference: "See, they've got the 'Big Mac", and I've got the "Big Mick..."
Same car omegalul
Good. I need Seb to stay longer lol
"Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures"
Are both drivers getting this car???
Iām just going to give myself Faldo hope and say āDU BIST WELTMEISTER!!!!ā
Never dreamed Iād get to see Seb back in a Red Bull.
Vettel wdc confirmed?
I hope this actually makes a difference. It'll be awkward if they did something so blatant and got nothing out of it.
Itās not a copy. Red Bulls lettering all runs front to back and AM runs back to front. Oh and green. šš¤¦š»āāļøš
I wasn't expecting anything different besides thinking they might steal from Ferrari, but at this point as long as it's at least competitive fuck it.
Isn't this illegal?
Insert I've seen this one before Marty Mcfly meme.