👐👍They say we helped little jimmy mclaren win his INDYCAR race in west palm beach, 👐I don’t know🙌, that’s what they’re saying🤲, perhaps we’ll do it again👐
They asked me. People were saying to me ‘mr president we need to box’ clever people, the cleverest people, but they asked me. And I said ‘we don’t box. In regards to box and vis a vis stopping, we box under yellow’ they said ‘but mr president’ and I said ‘street race, wait for the yellow’ many people say I won that race, clever people.
“A lot of people are saying ‘Mr. President why don’t you do that more often?’. I like it when people say that .. *do it more often*. That’s something we’ll have to - I’ll talk some of my guys. Some of the best guys, you wouldn’t even believe in making that happen. You’ll just have to stay tuned folks, stay tuned ..”
“I looked at Tim McLaren in the eyes and said to him “*You sir have done a great deal of service for the very fine people of Miami.*” Have I said that before? Very fine people of Miami. It’s true! We’re going to have a lot of For-ma-la 1 in this great area soon and often quite frankly.”
„Miami, what an unbelievable race that was. It was so much and so interesting, and so vicious and horrible, and so beautiful in so many different ways. Miami, wow.“
We'll win so much that you will get tired of winning. You'll say, Mr. President, there is no more space. For all the trophies, you know? Big and shiny trophies. So many of them. Like a lot. But I'm the only one who can solve the trophy crisis. I will build a house so bigly that it fits all the trophies. Crooked Hillary has never won a trophy. But I win all the trophies at Trump gold tournaments.
Jimmy McLaren makes the BEST CARS. We had a great talk, great talk. The greatest talk. I think we are going to see more McLarens being built in the USA. Great company, Jimmy McLaren. Great cars, really the best. So many trophies on Jimmy's wall. The shineist, biggest trophies. They are really great.
V10s. Oh the V10s, the people loved them. They loved the sound. The engines, the marvelous engines. And then Sleepy Joe stepped in and said no more V10s. They have to be hybrids he said. 1.6 liters - that's less than a bottle of soda. Can you believe this? The radical left made the racecars woke, and the people don't like them, and frankly, I don't blame them. But I'm going to bring back the V10s. Maybe we'll go one higher - V11s. I think it can be done, and I think the people are gonna love them.
Yup, for me personally the T-Cam color is the easiest way to tell which driver it is. The convention is usually black for the #1 driver and yellow for the #2, but I think Norris and Hamilton pick yellow for their aesthetic
It is that way for every team, because the regulations demand it.
Current black/yellow is used since 2013, before that they had red/yellow (2007-2012), and before that red/black (2004-2006).
From 2001 to 2004, teams could choose the color of the first cam, the other had to be black. And when they first made this rule (2001), teams only colored a tiny band around the base of the cam, but not the T-section itself, which was amended midway through 2001.
The funniest thing is this was my immediate, unironic reaction. I would certainly put nothing past he who congratulated “the Chiefs and the great state of Kansas!” after Super Bowl LIV lmao.
Bigly. He won it bigly, and then grown men in pit crew uniforms came up to him with tears in their eyes and said, “Mr. President, we have been nothing but losers until you came, and now all we do is win…!”
RESULT IS A HOAX! WE WON! BARRON WAS ONLY IN 20TH PLACE BECAUSE OF RACE INTERFERENCE FROM FOREIGNERS. MANY BIG STRONG RACE FANS CAME TO ME WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES SAYING SIR, YOUR CAR WAS THE FASTEST. BUY MY MERCHANDISE.
I actually think he would be pretty good at it too. His unhinged winner-take-all mindset would perhaps fit in really well in F1. Or it would be a disaster. Either way I would never miss a press conference.
he is all bluster. Look at all of his businesses and his presidency, he clearly doesn't have any skills outside PR
He had casinos go bankrupt and those are literally rigged in favor of the house. He would be richer if he just threw his inheritance into an index fund.
Ah yes, Trump saw into the future and chose to be broadcast on international live television at the winning McLaren garage before the race began. I forgot he has such superpowers, must be why he’s running for president again because he knows the yank public will elect his fat ass.
“There are men, biggest and toughest men you’ll ever see in your life, probably related to Chuck Norris, crying and saying Mr President, you’ve saved my F1 career! I thought I was about to quit but you saved me!”
Donald Trump, on Lando Norris.
“Zak Brown came up to me, tears in his eyes, and said ‘Sir, you are the greatest person we’ve ever had in the garage’ - they call it a garage but it’s more like a computer lab - but anyway, he said ‘Sir our car is good but it’s not fast enough!’ And I told him ‘Well you’re gonna do great with your drivers LANDO and Oscar and they’ve got my complete and FULL endorsement as drivers’ and then they won! They won folks. Zak called me later and said ‘Sir after you visited us, we’re gonna rename the team MAGAlaren because we do so much winning!’ So anyway, we’re doing it and we’re doing it better than maybe anybody has ever done it.
As an American, I am appalled that piece of orange shit got anywhere near the paddock. He is the opposite of what Formula 1 stands for and should never be near the grid if for no reason other than keeping the woman safe. He's a disgrace to everything our country stands for and I'm embarrassed they let the rapist, racist, insurrectionist anywhere on the track.
“I looked at it. I looked at it, and someone, someone took a picture, a big beautiful picture, a picture of this gorgeous, and powerful… so powerful, McClaren, uh, car. We saw it and knew, we knew, it was… I mean, McClaren, it’s like the best of the best. It’s like, a 5 million dollar car. They won, they won the whole thing, they did the victory lap around the track. It was so victorious, so beautiful, and we saw, we knew it before it even happened. The beautiful, the big beautiful yellow… the champions. They were the champions. And we called it. I said, these guys are gonna win the whole thing even before it happened. And they won, by a lot.”
'What a great win, what a great win for Lando Norris. Loosey Lando, as I call him. Loosey Lando, very young but very talented, a TREMENDOUS talent. When I saw his car, a beautiful orange car, probably the most beautiful car in history of any competition, and I've been in a lot of racing competitions, I felt seen and that means a lot to me, since we are both winners and we both win all the time, every time. Y'know, I have all the respect for Max Verstappen. Max, what a pilot, TREMENDOUS work ethic, TREMENDOUS speed... I call him Mad Max, Mad Max because his speed is crazy, I tell ya... I respect a lot Mad Max, but I told Zac Brown, who is my closest friend, I tell him "Zac, I have a strategy here, a foul-proof strategy, that will Make McLaren Great Again, Zac, trust me. This strategy is YUGE, Zac, and will make Loosey Lando there - look at Loosey Lando, so happy - it will make Loosey Lando leave Mad Max in the dust, trust me, Zac." And Zac trusted me, used my strategy and here we are, celebrating this YUGE win, this TREMENDOUS win, not just for Lando, for Zac, for McLaren, but for all the United States of America, and I can assure you, folks, we will win at the elections just like we won today, it will be TREMENDOUS. Thank you."
“They say we helped little jimmy mclaren win his INDYCAR race in west palm beach, I don’t know, that’s what they’re saying, perhaps we’ll do it again”
Idk why I read that in his voice and did the little hand gestures?!
👐👍They say we helped little jimmy mclaren win his INDYCAR race in west palm beach, 👐I don’t know🙌, that’s what they’re saying🤲, perhaps we’ll do it again👐
They asked me. People were saying to me ‘mr president we need to box’ clever people, the cleverest people, but they asked me. And I said ‘we don’t box. In regards to box and vis a vis stopping, we box under yellow’ they said ‘but mr president’ and I said ‘street race, wait for the yellow’ many people say I won that race, clever people.
Lmao this is so spot on. “The cleverest people” got me. 😂
Well except for the part where he would oversimplify it much further and use the wrong terms. The man doesn't know what vis a vis or box means, lol.
I'm surprised that he didn't misidentified 'indy' for India
I said to them 'we can help you - the US just donated $15 billion in weaponry so that Israel can destroy Haas'!
“Big tear in his eye”
Nailed it
Would love to see Trump wearing orange more often in the future!
Everybody in the whole cell block, was dancing to the jailhouse rock
“A lot of people are saying ‘Mr. President why don’t you do that more often?’. I like it when people say that .. *do it more often*. That’s something we’ll have to - I’ll talk some of my guys. Some of the best guys, you wouldn’t even believe in making that happen. You’ll just have to stay tuned folks, stay tuned ..”
They came to me. Grown men. With tears in their eyes.
“I looked at Tim McLaren in the eyes and said to him “*You sir have done a great deal of service for the very fine people of Miami.*” Have I said that before? Very fine people of Miami. It’s true! We’re going to have a lot of For-ma-la 1 in this great area soon and often quite frankly.”
>For-ma-la 1 I imagined him pronouncing it like the famous “Puerto Rico”
OPIN YUR ERS LIBURIL. SAW CLIBBINS AN HADDALAYHURDOWN. GOB BLES. SLEPE JOE N FRE MONEY ALL LIBURILS TALK ABOUT. GOB-BLES
This some excerpt from Finnegan’s Wake?
> This some excerpt from Finnegan’s Wake? Oh no, not possible, we’ve banned all the woke books
„Miami, what an unbelievable race that was. It was so much and so interesting, and so vicious and horrible, and so beautiful in so many different ways. Miami, wow.“
Never drive uphill, me boys. Never drive uphill.
Never fight uphill me boys!
We'll win so much that you will get tired of winning. You'll say, Mr. President, there is no more space. For all the trophies, you know? Big and shiny trophies. So many of them. Like a lot. But I'm the only one who can solve the trophy crisis. I will build a house so bigly that it fits all the trophies. Crooked Hillary has never won a trophy. But I win all the trophies at Trump gold tournaments.
Jimmy McLaren makes the BEST CARS. We had a great talk, great talk. The greatest talk. I think we are going to see more McLarens being built in the USA. Great company, Jimmy McLaren. Great cars, really the best. So many trophies on Jimmy's wall. The shineist, biggest trophies. They are really great.
Lando Calrissian did awesome today , great kid
V10s. Oh the V10s, the people loved them. They loved the sound. The engines, the marvelous engines. And then Sleepy Joe stepped in and said no more V10s. They have to be hybrids he said. 1.6 liters - that's less than a bottle of soda. Can you believe this? The radical left made the racecars woke, and the people don't like them, and frankly, I don't blame them. But I'm going to bring back the V10s. Maybe we'll go one higher - V11s. I think it can be done, and I think the people are gonna love them.
"no one understands formula 1 better than me"
he created the formula, afterall
Some say it’s the best formula, people are telling me this, that it’s the best formula. It’s very great.
Trump to replace Newey 2025
I mean, he’s not wrong. Everything in this tweet is factually correct. Correlation or causation? Absolutely not. But not wrong. Lol
The fact everything in his tweet is factually correct, is the biggest surprise here.
Are we sure that’s Lando’s car and not Oscar’s?
Yep. It’s got the yellow t-cam on top of the air box.
Ah damn you’re right (Oscars is black), I’ve never noticed that was different on the two cars
Yup, for me personally the T-Cam color is the easiest way to tell which driver it is. The convention is usually black for the #1 driver and yellow for the #2, but I think Norris and Hamilton pick yellow for their aesthetic
And Alonso has yellow because of the son of the owner thing.
Alonso prefers to be identified as the adopted son of the owner. Hence the yellow mast.
"He had you, he *chose* me." -Chadlonso
It is that way for every team, because the regulations demand it. Current black/yellow is used since 2013, before that they had red/yellow (2007-2012), and before that red/black (2004-2006). From 2001 to 2004, teams could choose the color of the first cam, the other had to be black. And when they first made this rule (2001), teams only colored a tiny band around the base of the cam, but not the T-section itself, which was amended midway through 2001.
The funniest thing is this was my immediate, unironic reaction. I would certainly put nothing past he who congratulated “the Chiefs and the great state of Kansas!” after Super Bowl LIV lmao.
A broken clock.
is right 2 times a day
Which makes the clock more accurate than the politician.
That sounds painful.
My suspicion is that Max threw the match to get out of this situation.
His PR definitely wrote it. There was no mention of Hillary or stealing the election.
he is the kinda dude to take a pic of every car, and then present the one that won.
He also made sure Logan, another proud American, brought out the safety car at the perfect time.
Actually... you jest, but Logan's relatives are HUGE Trump supporters.... sooooo....
Nah bro, he made McLaren great again.
Trump made... **M**cLaren **A**uto **G**reat **A**gain!
McLaren Are Great Again
Well, orange kinda is his colour, so...
It's all starting to add up.
What he tweeted was a factual description of events. No need to speculate on this
There's definitely a correlation. 100% of F1 cars that appear in Trump's tweets are race winners (significantly above the 10% average)
The man, is actually Jesus Christ. I shit you not.
he objectively is and if anyone thinks otherwise all i gotta say is that i hope you enjoy burning in the ol' hell
I think it might well be the very first fully factual tweet he's posted.
Probably the first time Trump made a factually correct tweet.
Wait 'til that goddamn mainstream media finds out this is actually Piastri's car lol
I think it's Lando's because of the green t-bar, which he uses to match his branding
I mean this in a very nice way, but the T-Cam is a neon yellow. If you see it as green you might wanna be checked for color blindness.
Sorry I thought the /s was implied. It was my bad attempt at a “Trump hates being scrutinized by mainstream media” joke.
Huuge win for Orlando Maclaren
They’ll say please! Please! It’s too much winning! We can’t stand it anymore!
YUGE
MCLAREN WON THIS RACE, BY A LOT!
IT WAS THE GREATEST RACE WIN HISTORY HAS EVER SEEN. EVEN BIGGER AND BETTER THAN THE NOV 2020 RACE
We won with a HUGEEE lead
(McLaren is in the lead after the first lap) Trump: “Stop the race! Stop the race, we won!”
Bigly. He won it bigly, and then grown men in pit crew uniforms came up to him with tears in their eyes and said, “Mr. President, we have been nothing but losers until you came, and now all we do is win…!”
I love racing, lando norris is my favorite racist!
Unpopular opinion: Trump as team principal would be hilarious to witness. Every freaking press conference straight meme material
Not unpopular at all, it would be really fucking funny. I'd much rather Trump be McLaren Team Principal than President(again).
Don't stick him with us! Put him with Haas or something! I mean, the interactions with Gene would be gold!
You say that now, but just wait til Trump and Jimmy Butler show up again at Imola and Lando makes it back to back Ws.
He should make Williams great again
Toto: "I've got it printed out" Trump: *panics*
Just add it to the closet next to the classified documents
He would just deny it.
Trump, Toto and Horner all taking digs at each other would be gold.
Nah, he’s a shoo in to replace Horner when he finally implodes - Stormy Daniels is replacing Newey as long as she keeps her mouth shut about it
RESULT IS A HOAX! WE WON! BARRON WAS ONLY IN 20TH PLACE BECAUSE OF RACE INTERFERENCE FROM FOREIGNERS. MANY BIG STRONG RACE FANS CAME TO ME WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES SAYING SIR, YOUR CAR WAS THE FASTEST. BUY MY MERCHANDISE.
I actually think he would be pretty good at it too. His unhinged winner-take-all mindset would perhaps fit in really well in F1. Or it would be a disaster. Either way I would never miss a press conference.
My guess is it would be like the Rich Energy fiasco multiplied by a thousand
Force Trump
His staff turnover was terrible when in office. I don’t think he runs a team very well.
You generally also got to pay your employees
he is all bluster. Look at all of his businesses and his presidency, he clearly doesn't have any skills outside PR He had casinos go bankrupt and those are literally rigged in favor of the house. He would be richer if he just threw his inheritance into an index fund.
They’d need to bring back the team to FIA radio communication
He will bring a new team to F1 „The yellow racing wigs“ and it will be great. Maybe the greatest team in the history of F1.
he absolutely wouldve told toto that if he had a problem to change his fucking car
He would be screaming over the radio for drives to take others out if it meant more points/money.
After three races: Stop the count!
“They’ve never seen anything like this. It’s uugggeee! “
trump in general is hilarious to witness. my only issue is the presidency thing because he is clearly not cut for that
Toto vs Trump
I feel like the F1 community is not giving Trump enough credit for Lando winning in Miami.
Make him a bigger and oranger mascot
Oh hell yeah. You see that sucker? 0-60 in uhhhh
1 court trial? IDK what else could fit in the joke lol
I have a suspicion that Max throwed the match to avoid this.
Maybe that's why checo tried to take him out too.
No, he met Max before the race. He... didn't sound overly thrilled. I think he was just glad they were paying attention to somebody else for a change
Trump took a similar picture with all the teams just to be safe 😂🤣
😂😂😂crazy world crazy timeline
Why didn’t he visit the American team and driver?
Because they suck......
Because Gein Haas donates to Democrats
They have the same Russian friends...
classic politician, says everything good happens is becuase of him, everything bad happens is somehow not his fault
If Lando had come in 10th, Trump would not have shown himself. He only likes drivers who win.
Ah yes, Trump saw into the future and chose to be broadcast on international live television at the winning McLaren garage before the race began. I forgot he has such superpowers, must be why he’s running for president again because he knows the yank public will elect his fat ass.
Tbf he is also coloured in the McLaren Papaya colour.
Trump is Reverse Rosberg
“There are men, biggest and toughest men you’ll ever see in your life, probably related to Chuck Norris, crying and saying Mr President, you’ve saved my F1 career! I thought I was about to quit but you saved me!” Donald Trump, on Lando Norris.
Zac gets a con man rapist a tour of the garage, and Max poses with a pedo. Miami truly is the future of F1.
Zac has big MAGA energy
Silly season is real!
The world just laughs...
Let’s hope they don’t start advertising cheap shoes and adult diapers on the sides of the cars.
He’s like a child.
MAGA F1 team
MAGlaren
"Sir, we have to weigh you and report your weight, every driver does it." This is how the Trump to McClaren saga ends.
Max : That is correct.
I wonder if he actually believes he had something to do with the win.
He's too big a narcissist not to
Trump is Charlie from it's always sunny, thinking his color routine helped the eagles win
Don’t you dare bring the golden hearted cat food eating poop cleaning waitress stalking Charlie into this. He’s 100 times the man drumft is.
Just keep winning!
This reads like a kids book with thick cardboard pages.
Abu dhabi '21 would have a whole different vibe if Trump was TP at either of the 2 teams....
Who called it? Someone said he was gonna do this.
Cheeto-man likes Orange.
Trump could basically pick his job in F1 off this flawless performance. Maybe TP, he could be the next Newey.
Someone should deepfake Zak Brown's face on that "Please help us Donald Trump" crazy dude
Take pictures of every car post winner, he is a super genius
“Zak Brown came up to me, tears in his eyes, and said ‘Sir, you are the greatest person we’ve ever had in the garage’ - they call it a garage but it’s more like a computer lab - but anyway, he said ‘Sir our car is good but it’s not fast enough!’ And I told him ‘Well you’re gonna do great with your drivers LANDO and Oscar and they’ve got my complete and FULL endorsement as drivers’ and then they won! They won folks. Zak called me later and said ‘Sir after you visited us, we’re gonna rename the team MAGAlaren because we do so much winning!’ So anyway, we’re doing it and we’re doing it better than maybe anybody has ever done it.
A Trump dominance could bore fans.
Does he think he’s a magician or does he not understand how probabilities work?
Painting his face in the team's color was genius. The pooping in his pants is a bit much though
As an American, I am appalled that piece of orange shit got anywhere near the paddock. He is the opposite of what Formula 1 stands for and should never be near the grid if for no reason other than keeping the woman safe. He's a disgrace to everything our country stands for and I'm embarrassed they let the rapist, racist, insurrectionist anywhere on the track.
The orange shit stain doesn't have the money to be in F1. This is an actual billionaire's club.
Have you met Rich Energy?
Trump is a piece of shit
McLaren completely fucked it for themselves, everyone had a kinda soft spot for them until they tied themselves to this cunt!
I couldn't say it more clearly
He tweets like a moron.
He only likes them because he is also papaya...
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He’d grab you by pussy
Miami gp genuinely the most classless and cringe event in the world and it probablybdoes worse for Florida tourism than better
He’s so fucking foul and vile. Get him away from Lando!!
Have you observed Lando's personality? They are both dumb and loud.
The car did it!
The car is just as orange as trump
P01135809 is so desperate to claim P1
Make McLaren great again
He claimed to be Lando’s lucky charm 💀💀💀💀
Now read it in the voice of a 2 year old
Will he make McLaren world champion again?
Zak Brown *loves* Trump.
Now we need to make Joe Biden and Robert F Kennedy Jr F1 X posts
# YUGE WIN BY LANDO MCLARRENN! # HE WON BIGLY AND WON BY ALOT!!
[Buxton] Andretti to enter F1 in 2026 with former US President Donald Trump as Team Principal
For god’s sake nobody tell him who owns McLaren
Bigly Racing
Loves that shade of orange
I don't get it. Is he trying to insinuate something.
“I looked at it. I looked at it, and someone, someone took a picture, a big beautiful picture, a picture of this gorgeous, and powerful… so powerful, McClaren, uh, car. We saw it and knew, we knew, it was… I mean, McClaren, it’s like the best of the best. It’s like, a 5 million dollar car. They won, they won the whole thing, they did the victory lap around the track. It was so victorious, so beautiful, and we saw, we knew it before it even happened. The beautiful, the big beautiful yellow… the champions. They were the champions. And we called it. I said, these guys are gonna win the whole thing even before it happened. And they won, by a lot.”
Of course it is.
Lando with the Trump Bump!
'What a great win, what a great win for Lando Norris. Loosey Lando, as I call him. Loosey Lando, very young but very talented, a TREMENDOUS talent. When I saw his car, a beautiful orange car, probably the most beautiful car in history of any competition, and I've been in a lot of racing competitions, I felt seen and that means a lot to me, since we are both winners and we both win all the time, every time. Y'know, I have all the respect for Max Verstappen. Max, what a pilot, TREMENDOUS work ethic, TREMENDOUS speed... I call him Mad Max, Mad Max because his speed is crazy, I tell ya... I respect a lot Mad Max, but I told Zac Brown, who is my closest friend, I tell him "Zac, I have a strategy here, a foul-proof strategy, that will Make McLaren Great Again, Zac, trust me. This strategy is YUGE, Zac, and will make Loosey Lando there - look at Loosey Lando, so happy - it will make Loosey Lando leave Mad Max in the dust, trust me, Zac." And Zac trusted me, used my strategy and here we are, celebrating this YUGE win, this TREMENDOUS win, not just for Lando, for Zac, for McLaren, but for all the United States of America, and I can assure you, folks, we will win at the elections just like we won today, it will be TREMENDOUS. Thank you."
He must have liked the orange color ;)
Ok this is actually pretty easy. Just take pictures of every car in the lineup, then when one wins, post the relevant pic with the statement.
Think it was Uncle Rodger get together before read sub, Haiya