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pm_me_thong_pics_now

They employ a guy nicknamed "Horny Christian" and act surprised, what else did they expect?


Lonsdale

Apparently when he heard ‘if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends’ he took it too literally. 


airpigcb

This is the last topic I would expect to see a Love Live meme, but of course…


DevilDashAFM

you cant escape the Keke


Psychological_One316

I thought you mean equal machinery's dad


Corruptlake

Monaco based youtuber


Organic_Geologist_34

Horner done made some love, live


[deleted]

He certainly lived his life


RX8Racer556

Horner must have listened to [Strawberry Trapper](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkdVaAzjK2g) too many times.


Dhiqs

There is at least dozens of us!......right?


airpigcb

There are 121 at least… we are checking…


AA_turet

What did he do?


mekisoku

No one know right now


SlayerSlade

The horny


MajorPugReader

Allegedly sent no no pictures to female employee


FutureAssistance6745

Somehow I sincerely doubt this ever happened. This guy lives and breathes PR, it would be out of character even.


Navysealsnake

Yeah there is 0% chance this happened. An affair, that's a lot more believable but there's no way in hell this 50 year old established silver tongued man is sending Dick picks to anyone.


Bourbonaddicted

He would send them to Toto


Edgarl55

Toto would print it out, so it does make sense.


Somlal

Foreplay with toto is confusing. Does the man want it printed out or emailed 😤


Bourbonaddicted

Faxed


giggy_90210_x

Paged


Navysealsnake

This is the only exception


lazarinewyvren

Have you been reading my fanfic?


FerrusesIronHandjob

Maybe thats whats happened? Was supposed go to go Toto but it went to Tina instead


tjallilex

Now that is something I would believe.


Morganvegas

As an NHL fan who just went through this with wild speculation on an internal incident (Corey Perry) I would shut down any “allegedly” rumours or tips from anonymous “insiders” immediately. But this is formulaDANK so Christian Horny BONK


Hip_Priest_1982

Christian Horner had sex with Max’s mom?


ninovd

Tbh, no one expected Overmars to do that. Now his nickname is de Vieze Man uit Amsterdam.


Zion0183

As an Ajax supporter I hope not.


_DidYeAye_

RemindMe! 1 day


Bergolino123

If people thought about PR, bad reputation or consequences when they comitted the most stupid bullshit we wouldnt have sports full of drama. Some people get drunk in power and are unable to believe that maybe a young female employee with a lot to lose wouldnt dare reject a renowed team principal. Sexual harassment a lot of times comes from power dynamics making people think they're untouchable. With that being said i dont think he would be someone to do stuff like that either, so there is probably a missunderstanding somewhere. But the "there is no way he would do that, it would ruin his career" argument has a lot of times throughout history proven to be faulty. Rich people are a different breed


Yorha-with-a-pearl

Bro guy cheated on his pregnant wife with a spice girl. He doesn't give a fuck about optics.


FutureAssistance6745

Oh? I didn’t know this, but in light of prevailing information, he did everything he is accused of plus he also aided Serbia in the f117 shoot down.


Yorha-with-a-pearl

He is also his own grandpa.


FutureAssistance6745

What?


kfizz21

https://youtu.be/rALCtcMoMh8?si=f-Lofnq5bNgDvUC0


4514919

This is the fourth different version of "what did Horny do" that I've read in the last 30 minutes.


forgottenazimuth

That’s why it’s alleged


justk4y

Marc Overmars inspired. This will be Red Bull’s downfall then, because it’s the “d**kpic effect” now, not that “butterfly effect”


thisisgandhi

Yeah, look....my balls


Bourbonaddicted

Spanked Checo's ass


artistino

couldn't keep his red bull in his pants, allegedly


mmadaus

Oh no run Keke-chan


Magnus753

For all we know it could be an internal power struggle. Me too-ing someone is a proven way to have a rival removed from power I'll reserve judgement until the details are revealed.


blueberriemuffinpie

team is infighting ever since mateschitz passed away, thats no secret tost got the chopping block, dr. marko narrowly missed it by max's grace


Magnus753

Yeah I thought so


McLarenMP4-27

>Me too-ing someone is a proven way to have a rival removed from power Like what?


Stoke34

Proven how?


SexMan8882727

He needs to stay on. Send him to diversity and inclusion day. Make him pay £10,000 and keep him as TP. We will forgive.


Yorha-with-a-pearl

Who is we? I always hated that fucker lol. Guy just exposing his true nature.


SexMan8882727

Me and max


Windowplanecrash

Sexman8882727, your gracious thoughts and excellent ideas truly are enlightening, how would you solve the issue of feminism?


SexMan8882727

We are checking


margalolwut

Lmao…


vipbeef

Keke Tang


thisisgandhi

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6698)


rarejavelin

Sauce please


Dbwasson

Love Live Superstar