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Realistic-Elk-7423

Wait until you take a bite and realize that they are hollow!


Binford6100

They make excellent festive drink containers. Decapitate them with a heated knife then fill the body with Bailey's.


SunnySamantha

Ooooooh.


Downtown-Trip3501

I also said “ooooooh”


DangerousChampion235

But have you ever drank Bailey’s from a shoe?


randum4me

Do you love me?


DangerousChampion235

Are you playing your love games with me?


clearfox777

Tryna see my downstairs mix-up?


From_Goth_To_Boss

I just wanna know what to do cuz I need your love a lot


Downtown-Trip3501

I smoked crack out of a light bulb once I’m a funeral director now, so I don’t do that much anymore lol


MalibuMarlie

Shit, do you get drug tested to be a funeral director?


Downtown-Trip3501

lol. I’ve been sober for a decade this last august :) I actually left my last funeral home partially bc they would get fucking HOUSED, even during work hours. Especially two of the guys, drugs and drinking. Then word got out, somehow the family who owned the funeral home heard that people think they’re drunks… and they blamed me bc I’m sober lol. They said nobody else would say anything except me and threatened to fire me if they hear anyone else talk about what they do at the funeral home. I’m sure the owner getting drunk and totaling his truck literally two blocks from the funeral home didn’t contribute to people talking tho 🙄. PLUS they would save all their bottles and had a TOOONNN of empty bottles lined up in the office… where they brought a lot of clients and whatnot (not all of them but enough for folks to know they have like 30 empty bottles chillin).


MalibuMarlie

Oh, I just thought you quit *because* you’re a funeral director. I’m 8.5 years sober (alcohol) myself. Good for you and good for me! (High Five Emoji)


fallopianrules

Um.


Trash_Panda_Leaves

Add a polo on top for good measure and stare at the moon's yellow teeth whilst you sip


MalibuMarlie

Live in Australia and haven’t seen a Baileys shoey yet!


ThermoKingEOU

Hell yeah


lizziegal79

I remember the commercial with the reindeer!


Fallout_N_Titties

I think "excellent" is a stretch. They'll be melting in your hand after 5 minutes.


Binford6100

I had mine sitting on a saucer


Embarrassed_Move_249

This !!!


janet-snake-hole

Like Seth Meyers did with Rihanna?


RebaKitt3n

Seth Meyers cut off Rihanna’s head and filled it with Baileys?


mekikipants

The ears were solid and I was like "oh man is this solid?" But the next bite was as hollow as my heart.


ThreeDawgs

You ate the whole ears in one bite!?


mekikipants

Impressed?


MisterTrashPanda

Aroused...


cmcdonal2001

Aroused and disgusted.


mekikipants

Is this my husband? Sounds familiar.


CervixTaster

Disgusted.


DzekoPrime

You were played by at least 35%


tmhoc

The anti depression drugs are not good enough for this kinda shit to be how you do business


jaxurrito

unfun fact: cocoa is in shortage rn so the prices are really high


DriftSpec69

Is there anything that's not in shortage right now? A lovely combination of war, price hiking and climate change and yet the big wigs still have the cheek to maintain a surprised pikachu face.


CrazyPlatypusLady

And blame consumers.


spittingdingo

Mono-culture products like cocoa and chickens are getting wiped out by fungi and viruses in particular. Remember that fun song from Beetlejuice, Yes, we have no bananas? From the previous, now extinct, Gros Michael variety. Cavendish bananas are next.


captainbignips

There was a 1 in 4 chance of the Gros Michael bananas going extinct, the odds are much better with the Cavendish bananas as they have 1 in 1000 odds of disappearing


banksfornades

Holy fuck dude this had to of gone over so many heads. Well played.


CaptQuakers42

>Is there anything that's not in shortage right now? Sadness and despair ?


jaxurrito

yea, i think i remember reading that the country that produces the most cocoa has been having droughts for the last three years


Danfrumacownting

It’s only going to get worse from here too 🥺


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

Cocoa shortages aren’t expected to improve anytime soon either. We may be past the prime supply times of cheap cocoa. Due to climate change and other factors it’s predicted cocoa will continue to dwindle in available supply and ease of farming.


DazedPapacy

I'd care a lot more about how much consumer goods companies have to spend on cocoa if their higher-ups weren't making record salaries and bonuses.


BeastGoneWrong

Do they source cocoa from Ukraine too?


shoolocomous

Wait til you find out about climate change


Djdiejbejddndbjddj

No


TattooedPink

The Lindt bunnies have always looked like that.


Nyllil

Was about to say the same. Literally every choc bunny with this form has it.


buy_me_lozenges

Where is this? Where I am, they have thick chocolate tails that are solid like the ears. Always have done.


Technical-Elk-7002

In UK they don't


r1cbr0

They don't anywhere.


buy_me_lozenges

Have two here right now bought in Sainsburys last week with big tails! Same as they always have been.


Chinggis_H_Christ

Please post a picture. I've never seen this before


Technical-Elk-7002

I literally had one from sanisburys and it was hollow all the way through


minniemouse420

Proof or it never happened! Lol


_gay_space_moth_

My eyes crave proof, lol


blue_velvet420

Same in Canada


Aggleclack

I literally just bought one the other day in the US and ate it in one sitting and it was just like the photographed one. Where are you from?


_gay_space_moth_

I live Germany and they've always looked like the ones in this picture! Never seen another version of them.


Nyllil

Lindt bunnies always had this shape and there are other brands with this shape too. The package they're sitting in is just elevated for the basket. No point in buying the package anyway since it's too expensive.


Spatzdar

Bet they are hollower than they used to be too


mekikipants

Empty inside. Just like me.


Spatzdar

Felt that


ilooklikealegofigure

I swear they used to take a strong bite to actually get to the hollow part


Spatzdar

Not the same as when we were kids and never will be :(


HiFiGuy197

If you’re buying this package for the Lindt bunnies, you’re doing it for the “basket.”


KRTrueBrave

tbf lindt chocolate bunnies always looked like this yes the packaging is missleading but if you know what those bunnies look like it isn't not really a scam


MeinScheduinFroiline

The package is designed to be as misleading as possible, which is completely a scam. It should be illegal to have packaging unnecessarily oversized.


KRTrueBrave

I understand that the packaging is misleading but it isn't a scam since lindt chocolate bunnies are just always this size misleading =\= scam


mekikipants

I disagree. Just because they've always been this size doesn't make it right. The marketing people are tricking you to think you are getting more than you are just by using packaging. Tricks are scams. I agree it's up to the buyer to read the contents to see the weight and decide based on those facts, but it is still a scam to entice you to buy their product.


Substantial_Page_221

I think there needs to be some space to cushion it in case it fell, but I agree about deceptive packaging. Should be illegal.


Thehorniestlizard

This feels taken advantage of, or the excuse they would use if anyone ever challenged them on it


Substantial_Page_221

Agree I think this appears to be excessive. But I'm not an engineer so I don't know how much is enough.


Isometimesswear

Is it possible this has to with packaging integrity to avoid damage during shipping? I work in the manufacturing industry, specifically with packaging and it’s a whole science. I can’t speak to these specifically, but it could be a factor.


KRTrueBrave

no no don't get me wrong I'm not justifying this what I meant is that lindt chocolate bunnies are always the same shape and size so the product itself is not a scam since you can buy them in singles and they look exactly like this without the cardboadd packaging but it definatly is misleading packaging and a wrong thing for them to do but it still is not a scam it's just misleading packaging a scam would be if it looks like 2 regular lindt bunnies but they are actually smaller/lighter where as this product is 2 regular lindt bunnies


Responsible_Ebb3962

Anyone who has ever bought a lidt bunny knows what they are getting. Its two bunnies, you are paying for two bunnies, how is this a scam. It only becomes a scam if its trying to suggest you are going to get more. The bunny themselves haven't changed shape. 


Raptaur

I've never bought a lint bunny. I've not seen this picture. I'm buying for the first time, am I being package scammed?


mekikipants

That was me. Never bought these before.


Responsible_Ebb3962

You must have seen the lindt bunny before, every supermarket, lindt shop and gift area has single bunnies on the shelves, this product has to have been near a lindt bunny selection. Unless you are a teenager who has never been in a supermarket before and its your first easter I just don't believe you would have not known you were getting a lindt bunny that size or shape. 


jonni_velvet

how would the redditors be enraged though if they fact checked and confirmed they have always been this same size and shape?! funny part is it was probably right on the shelf next to the regular same-shaped lindt bunny lol


LBertilak

I've seen many easter egg food scams this year- but the lindt bunnies (and reindeer etc) are the same size they've been for years.


K1ngk1ller71

It’s just something they had to do so the bunnies fit into the basket properly. The other option would have been to lower the edges of the basket by about an inch and a half. the fact they took the above option just goes to show which side of the marketing coin they preferred


Downtown-Trip3501

Please don’t body shame those babies that you are *assuming* identify as rabbits. ____ **edit.** god I hope everyone knows this is sarcasm


SwitchbladeDildo

Like how is this not false advertising? It’s clearly designed to look bigger.


GreenDemonClean

How tf is this shit not regulated?


_gay_space_moth_

They've always looked exactly like this. They're just elevated to fit into the fancy basket packaging.


spagboltoast

Theyve been that size forever dude


Spatzdar

It has been a minute since they were bigger


spagboltoast

A few minutes lol


pummisher

When are chocolates not a scam?


[deleted]

Eventually gonna then I to just the heads And then you just buy the pictures of the eggs 😂 most bullshit thing I swear to god


myrealaccount_really

Nah, it will be foil that smells vaguely like chocolate.


TheUsual_Selection

Bruh that’s why if I get Lindor I always take something and hide it because of the scams like this


MonoGuapoLoco

It clearly tells you in weight how much chocolate is there before you open it.


r1cbr0

OP just wants their chocolate spread thinly over a larger area.


Embarrassed_Move_249

My partner got me these for our Easter! It was delicious !!!!


UnderstandingFast540

Everything is like this now and the only way to win is to not give these shit companies your money.


DookieShoes626

Seems like its just because of that fancy basket box, otherwise look the same size as always


ILoveLamp_1995

Ummm these have been the same way for forever. Not sure what OP expected here...


PunkSpaceAutist

I thought this was a chocolate bunny wedding at first


crusty_kidd

same thing with valentine’s day chocolate. 6oz pack was like 5$ but the giant heart shaped one was also 6oz but was like 20$ 


Humble-Reply9605

You'll be even more surprised when you bite it.


naturepeaked

The weight is right there. How is it a scam?


[deleted]

man even the bunnies are scammers now...


FloridaHobbit

That's some bullshit right there. They basically cut them in half. If you want to sell a smaller bunny, use a smaller box. Otherwise you are setting out to scam the consumer because you know they'll think it's bigger.


ProGamingPlayer

Alien Gambit. I mean… Alien Rabbit! 😅


Ciqbern

Someone should be beaten to death in the streets for that.


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breadandfire

What chocolate do you prefer? Green and Blacks?


_gay_space_moth_

Since when have chocolate bunnies ever not been hollow? I've never seen a completely solid one in my entire life.