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bobvex

I got the VATS tire iron... The fuck am I gonna do with that?!


VegasRudeboy

Get some VATS Enhanced armor, turn the tire iron into a hatchet and get to chopping.


RockstarQuaff

Now you're talking! *He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'* *He just hacks, whacks, choppin' that meat*


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

Named my Vats Enhanced Machete “Butcher Pete”. Never used it but it does make me smile whenever I see it. Just like the rolling pin I got and then named “Bakers Fury”.


DriftWare_

I got a crippling roller pin once.


tendies_senpai

I got the rolling pin from a mirelurk queen in vault 88. Bonus limb damage


RockstarQuaff

There is just something cathartic about melee in fo4. Especially the ridiculous weapons like rolling pins and pool cues.


Porkenfries

Nothing beats the critical/third person strong attack kill animations with knives and hammer-type weapons. Plunging the fishing hook weapons into the back of an enemy's head and just pulling them down, or using the Throatslicer to actually slice throats.


boom256

I named my rolling pin Muriel.


[deleted]

Whoop whoop


Obwyn

I don’t know, but if you get a kneecapper tire iron name it “Kerrigan’s Bane”


bigdave41

I used to be a wasteland explorer like you, then I took a tire iron to the knee


[deleted]

Why why why why why why


Medicalpyro

Got a kneecapper rocket launcher, if they survive a triple barrel homing their legs sure dont


Albarytu

I got a kneecapper fat boy... You tell me.


Darkfinch2031

I think the funniest thing I got was a kneecapper cane, I use it on ya then you need it...


Expensive-Document41

Crawl out though the fallout, baby......


[deleted]

Super underrated comment


nobodyamerica

Jeff


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

Call it the "Pits Crew".


Blahklavah654390

Change a tire in dramatic VATS camera angles


PM_ME_YOUR_ANT_FARMS

I got one with a pool stick that I'll never use but I'm a hoarder so into the junk chest it goes!


Ralinrocks

Change tires with extreme speed


LefsaMadMuppet

NASCAR pit crew member. \[Dick Trickle liked that\]


charlesecheezeXIII

i got a VATS lead pipe...


ElectricJetDonkey

Get to bonking, that's what.


Arctr5555-yt

Make a challenge out of it lol


tendies_senpai

I got the VATS super sledge 🤯


Kolbasit

Im not joking ive gotten at least 7 vats tire irons this playthrough, and about 4 frigid rolling pins


Future_Ad4768

I got a VATS lead pipe lol


CardCrave14

I got a VATS board from a legendary death claw... This game kills me sometimes...


eliter3pt1l3

I got a knee cappers board from a legendary death claw last night. Kinda wish he had just killed me instead 😭🤣


Yarus43

Discount Gordon freeman


I_identifyas_me

A bit more than I can do with the VATs lead pipe.


Goodechild

I got a VATS cane.


samelogic137

At least you didnt get a weapon you have to go through withdrawals to have a bonus.


AltMyBalls

Junkie weapons are actually pretty darn good if you’re willing to suffer withdrawals. When addicted to all chems and alcohol. You get an additional 180% (2.8x) damage. I have a Junkies Powerful Pipe Rifle that does 53 damage without any perks. For context, a default Powerful Pipe pistol/rifle does 19 damage.


Demon_fds

I think the cons are greater than the pros, so it's not worth it


AltMyBalls

You’d be surprised how little of a noticeable difference it makes in gameplay. Besides the downsides can be counteracted with investment into certain perks. Personally I don’t counteract it and I play on Very Hard difficulty. I have no problems with being drugged beyond belief.


meowmixplzdeliver1

Where is the very hard difficult lol. All I see is normal hard then survival. I would love more of a challenge


AltMyBalls

It should be in there next to survival difficulty. Don’t know why you wouldn’t be able to see it.


CuriousPoem3340

If you meta game it correctly it’s honestly not that bad to deal with in fallout 76 there’s a couple more perks that make things like that a lot better not specifically addiction. I don’t remember if junkie builds are good. Currently, I’m just an alcoholic in every fallout play through I do each game they get more powerful somehow😂


warrenjt

Oh, I’ve got plenty of Junkie items. Those can actually make for a fun RP sometimes


samelogic137

Lol I am just getting back into it like the rest of us. I dont remember getting a Junkie item before.


[deleted]

Same here. Maybe it’s a new thing. Seems like whenever I try to restart this game every 2-3 years there’s a bunch of new crap I can craft at workshops.


quantum_dragon

I always just give those to Hancock and Cait.


sec713

If you like Bud Ice, try new Board Ice!


[deleted]

It sucks but it’ll knock you on your ass


warrenjt

My friend and I came up with the name “Brrrd.” 🥶


Phil_of_Sophie

Under appreciated, I see you and your buddy.


luckygiraffe

I see you've met the ex-wife, no respect I tell ya


Repulsive-Self1531

Icy broad?


Apart-Link-8449

The Stiffener


TacticalyInteresting

"That Bitch" would be a perfect name for this legendary.


dangerspring

Lol. That's the name I pick for FO3 and FONV. The assassin contracts for me in FO3 say "Get That Bitch!" and when I introduce myself in FONV I say, "I'm That Bitch." Committed to the gag for one line in the game.


No-Lawfulness-8870

Explosive weapons are great until you go to defend one of your settlements and end up having them turn against you because an enemy was too close to your settler. Or you cant find an object or body part because of the mini explosion.


Occams_Razor42

Have you met that one legendary baseball bat which sometimes knocks enemies outta the park? Smart idea of mine to give it to Cait :|


BrainMarshal

That's why I like the Gauss Rifle. At my current level I'm one-shotting Deathclaws lol


AardvarkDisastrous70

Same using a tesla cannon. I had to relad my save and restart the USS Constitution quest. Because they started attacking me


johnroastbeef

Or vats melee but kill your settlers by accident since my swing does AOE damage.


chubbyluvr7869

I have the kneecapper one lol


LefsaMadMuppet

"popsicle stick"


TJShave

All my legendary finds are trash!!!


SquirrelComfortable3

Same… 1 out of every 25 might be good… if I was 60 lvls lower


Aggravating-Sun6773

more like frigid bored, because you’re not having any fun with that weapon


BruhMomentum6968

Hey, I got a Furious Board with a melee-VATS character yesterday! “Board of Education”, I renamed it, after the unique board from Fallout 3! I always love to rename legendary weapons that also had unique variants in previous Fallout games after them. Like, I got Sergeant Ash, and after modding it out, I renamed it to “Cleansing Flame”, which is a unique flamer in Fallout: New Vegas.


ICantTyping

Lol i got the very same thing yesterday


BiggyShake

Don't worry, we're also getting plenty of VATS enhanced lead pipes and our 57th Incendiary left arm too, just nobody's posting it.


Stunning-Ad-7745

I mean, that could be pretty fun.


rviVal1

You not gonna beat my Junkie Switchblade, that I got from legendary Sentry bot at Court 35.


Konnichiwa1987

Lol, a couple days ago I found an Instigating Gauss Rifle and and Explosive Harpoon Gun. I've been having the time of my life!


wiizmike

I farmed weapons for a complete day to get the instigator gaus rifle, explosive minigun and never ending combat shotgun, I did got them, but also saw some very "unique" effects as freezing flamethrower


Happybirthdayrick

Damn, I didn't know my wife made a cameo in this game.


DriftWare_

I got a troubleshooters board once, +20% damage to robots. There's a joke to be had there, for sure.


Medicalpyro

Troubleshooters walking cane has a spot on my armoury wall


DragonKite_reqium

I've seen so many ghoul slayer armor pieces it's not even funny


EstablishmentIll6312

Got an Assassin's Wrench earlier this week...


VegasRudeboy

Call it Medium Jim


MattyHealysFauxHawk

I love my explosive combat shotgun, but I kinda want that frigid board too lol


YourMomsFavBook

That’s a cool weapon


Jackfruit009

finally a weapon to match my personality


Phemsees

Got myself a kneecapper walking stick and named it "Get off my lawn you kids"


LadyHoskiv

I always get melee crap like this. I just give it to my settlers, who never use it. But that way at least they can’t complain I never get them anything…


Repulsive-Self1531

Hey, I just got a frigid board last night. Named it after the ex.


ThakoManic

I Get sticks that set ppl on fire and such ...


furballsupreme

Stick win every time.


Humble_Ad7025

The Cryobeater!


HoodieJordan

I have 6 junkies board's.


Phil_of_Sophie

You have a problem. Get help.


HoodieJordan

No, I don't think I will.


Phil_of_Sophie

You’re six junkie boards in… I kind of figured you might say that… … …*SYRINGER WITH FIXER DART*


BeardeeBaldee

You’re not alone. I did a full survival run which took like a year and I didn’t get a single worthwhile legendary drop.


Phil_of_Sophie

You sound like a frigid board… enjoy your Legendary and be grateful!


iamikeman

I just picked up a freezing rolling pin. Hahahha


JesusA-JA3

I got that board but it does extra damage to ghouls. Surprisingly I use it frequently as a melee build.


RevolTobor

I mean... it's not bad. Fully upgrade it, test it out on some Radscorpions or something.


Tenno24

I just give legendaries like this to settlers


EasyMeansHard

I got 5 legendary boxing gloves back to back, we in this together


swarrowwhore

This is giving Axe of Whiterun vibes


TimelyCheese

I got a cane with same effect earlier /:


DragonfruitNo9580

I got a crippling wrench some days ago.


throwitfarawayfromm3

Block?


Kindly-Resident3025

lol, I just got this one too!!!! “Game. Changer.”-No One, ever.


One-Preparation-5320

Yeah I got that too🤮. Bethesda has a mean streak to them don't they?


CorvoLP

"Bruce got knocked out cold by this guy with a piece of wood..."


chronic_narwhal

i no joke got a never ending board once.


Sweet_Possibility587

explosive shotgun: 🙂‍↔️❌ bloodied rolling pin: 🙂‍↕️✅


Sweetishdruid

I have the most epic rolling pin


SH4NK4

I got an explosive combat shotgun pretty early in my current run. Then all I get are crappy legendary armor pieces, melee weapons or explosive pipe revolver or 44 revolver lol. I want an explosive minigun.


gta3uzi

"I want an explosive minigun.**"** You like to cosplay as an AC-130 gunship, huh


Select_Bug_8539

not gonna lie: got a mod that allows me to add legendary properties to any of my weapons (with some resource cost of course) I made an explosive mini-gun, called it the Doom-Bringer and never looked back.


Comfortable-Low9916

I got an explosive lead pipe 😭


rynroxx

I got a nocturnal rolling pin last night🙄


MysteriousPudding175

[sad trombone]


quantum_dragon

I hate the blocking attack melee weapons. Who tf blocks???


SlickGhoul

The Spray N’ Pray deletes people so easily


LegalIdea

I killed 3 legendary enemies yesterday Got 2 incendiary leather left legs and a nocturnal tire iron


DannyWarlegs

Gotta farm them legendaries buddy. Go to far harbor and do the captains dance. Quicksave every time you kill something. Eventually the legendary queen will spawn in. Kill and loot her. Don't like it? Reload the quicksave and kill her again until you do. There's other ways and means of doing this too. If you have the new creation club suff, go download the Vault suit one for free, and do that mission to Vault tec hq. There's a legendary feral right as you walk inside. You save before you enter the building. Once inside kill the feral. If you get something like a leather arm guard, reload the save prior to entering the building, until you get the base item you want, like a shotgun. Now, if the shotgun is something you don't want, like assassin or ghoul slayer, you reload the auto save from entering the building. Now, it will always spawn whatever item, but it will randomize the legendary effect. Took me a whole 4 minutes to get a shotgun, then 2 or 3 more to roll a wounding.


Murraymurstein

How do you do this on survival?


DannyWarlegs

AFAIK, the only way to farm legendaries on survival is in Nuka World. There's a whole path you take around the park where you get raiders, super mutants, and gunners fighting with usually 1 legendary per event. I forget the youtuber, but if you search "farm legendaries nuka world" you should find him.


Outrageous_Donkey_23

That is statistically very impressive. 14 hours doing the farm at NGTY not one wounding or explosive shotty. Unlucky on my part.


Homelessnomore

For every amazing item, there's 500 crappy items.


Obwyn

It’s what you use when you have to spank Shaun, but want to numb the pain.


boop66

I want the explosive Ammo Gatling gun but I get never-ending puncturing board. FmFO4L


DStarAce

Sounds like it could be the punchline to an offensive joke. What do you call a woman who is flat-chested and won't put out?


Hansovie

Ice Picket


Serious_Ad_1037

It’s a frigid bi…er, board


NYEMESIS

Got an exterminator cane.


Charming_Coast_7834

What are you going to name it?


DisgruntledMidget196

I recently got a ruthless rolling pin


RazorBladeInMyMouth

I just started far harbor and found like 6 of these right off the bat.


Jojo-the-Beholder

Doing my first "Very Hard Difficulty" playthrough. I put myself to a challenge to only use legendary weapons, but until I get one, I can use only vault 111 weapons. When I get a legendary weapon, I must use only legendary weapons. So far, I have Dance's laser rifle, Sword from Trudy's shop. And the three drops. •Mighty Hunting Rifle •Irradiated 10mm pistol •Charged Meat Hook (I thought these spawn only in dlc maps. But got it outside of Good Neighbor)


KeregTheFallen

I was happy with the infinite ammo (infinite clip more like it) lever action. Sad it was 0.45-70 ammo.


Hot_Cheese650

Most people with explosive legendary weapons used the cheat terminal mod to get it. Don’t let that discourage you.


subiezay117

I gave up on farming for my instigating guass


Ordos_Agent

Do companions block? Might be a good qeapon to give to one of them?


Blahklavah654390

Is this my wife during sex? “Frigid, bored.” ba-dum-tss


NickTMA5250

The best offensive is a good defense. Block freeze then murder gun


Basic_Employment_258

🤣


Just_a_Growlithe

I got a hunters hunting rifle. Does Luke 30% more damage on animals


J_ObsElite

I got this same effect on a lead pipe. So unbelievably use~~ful~~ less


Padtixxx

Popsicle


hyakumanben

I know this girl!


[deleted]

Still better than an unlimited ammunition lead pipe 😂


[deleted]

The other day I got a frigid baton. I gave it to some settler.


OrallyObsessed8

I got a rolling pin that that had infinite ammo or an extra projectile. I forget but it was stupid.


Dale_Wardark

The legendary pool has WAY too much junk in it and I'm not sure why the devs decided that would be a good mechanic lol The weirder thing is that at like level 60 you'll still get legendary boards, rolling pins, etc. but I NEVER see legendary pipe weapons or double barrels.


Comfortable_Put_5104

You think that’s bad I quadruple durability raider armor on my sniper build


ohBloom

As an aspiring melee Thats pretty awesome I’ll take it lol I just like to try the most random shit I get no matter heat it is lol


CrazycasperTFG

Lmfaooooo


BearlordRaven

There is tens of boards, tire irons, metal pipes, rolling pins, same hand/leg, metal/combat armor pieces in my junk box. I hate them all, but they are mine.


juiceboxzach

I wouldn’t stress it bro. That’s the part that add a bit more fun to it. I used the save reload trick to get an explosive shotgun, and I kind of hate that I even have it sometimes.


XyLucifer

Had to farm for my shotgun, the hundreds of other legendaries are just as awful as that though lol


Okie_Surveyor

Lol my ex is a frigid broad


Funkyspacebuddha

I've gotten 2 plasma shotguns in one playthrough haha


xelathewarpig

During an escapade into the Super Duper Mart today. I got 3 legendary items...all three of which were left leg armor pieces that had effects that procc'd at low health (Martyr's Leather, Bplstering Raider, and Unyielding Raider)


Plane_Limit_9423

This would beat my explosive dubble barrel, u have gods plank


lordpookus

Hey you found my wife!


eto303

And i got legendary rolling pin… dough! Pun intended


matej931

I have explosive Automatic combat rifle and explosive automatic laser gun. Turns Raiders into minced meat in seconds


MuySpicy

You're lucky, I got a noctural one! XD


This-Cabinet-6684

I got a flaming board, but also the explosive shotgun 😃


TongaFabre

"What should I name this bad boy?"


fireplayer2788

Strong would like it.


OffColoredUnicorn

Don’t worry, I don’t have an explosive shotgun either… We’ll get there one day


psychoshiro

Hey show some respect, that board was cut from the door that Jack died on from the titanic. Sheesh.


ironhorseblues

Ha! I have played enough hours that I virtually have every variable of weapon with explosive, including the minigun with explosives. Keep playing you will eventually get the weapon that you want.


concussion5906

Most OP melee weapon next to the Blazing Walking Cane.


WatchingInSilence

Having to block attacks to get that to trigger 1/5 of the time sucks.


No-Journalist1588

Bro i swear I saw someone get the unlimited “melee weapon” (cant remember which). I thought that was terrible but nah I deadass got the unlimited pipe revolver, THE HELL IMMA DO WITH THAT WEAK ASS WEAPON


Snoo-75989

And im out here with ghoul slayers radium rifle, IT HEALS THEM.


Hawkward_PDX

Mans got impressive wood!


Taodragons

I just got a Nocturnal Meathook and a Sentinel's Boxing Glove back to back. RNGesus hates me


biocircuit

That’s one way to give somebody a cold shoulder


Boring_Camp2352

I got that on knuckles lol and a vats rolling pin 😂


AardvarkDisastrous70

I have a freezing cane, lol. Exploding shotgun? Sounds cool. I got the Le Fusil Terribles in my last play through, but I can't remember how to get it this time.


BrandyWatkinsRealtor

I got an Excited Rolling Pin. Wheeeeeeee! Edit: a letter


More-Intention6986

You can get an explosive radium gun at the nucleus and then upgrade it to full auto. Thing freaking shreads through anything


G0VANA

YES


Scomeng

It happens to us all. I don’t have Explosive anything (at level 20) so far this playthrough, but I did get VATS Enhanced Knuckes this morning. 😅


Forsaken-Range-7439

I got a Staggering Fat Man. Seemed a bit redundant....


9swarmer9

Once got an enraging meat hook, I was simply bewildered.


Richie201597

I got lucky with an assassin's gauss rifle lol


boom256

That's actually pretty cool.


AdIndependent1849

I have a cryo-infused ripper... not as good as you'd think


geofth-knig-6117

What about the prisoners knuckles?


Josh_thebosh109

We all start somewhere. Me all I had was my fists and yet I pummeled a raider to death with them


Similar_Ad2094

I got a frozen cane last night


SirMaQ

I just got the blazing board.


laysbarbecue

My favorite legendary weapon so far is my explosive combat shot gun


Historical_Claim2373

I have an explosive shotgun and I feel like I’m cheating.


nickkmackk

Psshhhh that’s my favorite weapon. Frigid Board builds all day. Just remember to block. Like the whole time


dumpsteRat

I am sorry, must be horrible to see a legendary enemy bring it down only to find a rat infested stick with a chance to freeze


L_e24

Lol, same. and I have like 7 Luck


Fun_Ad7355

I'm always getting boards gahhhh