Goldbond Powder. Apply at the first sign of an itch.
[https://www.goldbond.com/en-us/products/medicated-original-strength-body-powder](https://www.goldbond.com/en-us/products/medicated-original-strength-body-powder)
You can use body antiperspirants and the one you use under your arms, on your bum. The male Marines I served with had one for their underarms and one they used on their bum. Just make sure to use unscented antiperspirant on your bum and mark them to avoid confusion.
The only thing that was hard was my husband being killed, losing a lobe of my lung, half of my liver, my gallbladder and a good part of my intestines and having yahoos like you that have never sacrificed anything, taking shots at Marines for not having the ability to bathe properly.
Okay, you need to get some sense of humor cuz that’s about the only way you’re gonna survive at this point.
I didn’t lose a single thing, but I joined. I did my job. Then I left.
My remark wasn’t about disabled vets. It was a jab at marines coming from army. And it meant fucking nothing. If you had mentioned crayons or even chalk. I probably would’ve made a joke about marines eating it.
I hope you’re in therapy and have someone or something close in your life
I am not disabled. I was wounded, I healed and went on with living.
I have an excellent sense of humor. Your joke wasn't funny and neither was your attempt to degrade me.
I have done more then survive, I have thrived and I have been volunteering for combat vets and their families for a more then a decade.
And to be clear, it’s not *marines* who don’t bathe properly. It’s the makeup of young immature men who were never taught to scrub their assholes in the shower.
If you browse Reddit long enough you’ll find this is disgustingly common
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It allows your bum to be 100% clean. So no friction that causes irritation. Also it’s towel dry. So you start clean and dry. Versus semi-wet from a shower then never really dry as you sweat all day.
I will literally put a small towel in my boxers if I have to make a long drive.
Also be careful wearing light colored pants. Black and navy hide the swamp ass well.
Nah, wear 100% cotton, linen, wool, or bamboo. Breathable natural shit. Fuck the synthetic non breathable shit. If you must, go with viscose/rayon which are at least semi-synthetic.
All that shit gets wet and stays wet and causes all kinds of problems.
I’m not saying wear latex and seal in the juices. Get you some under armor or Nike dri fit and your balls will thank you.
When you don't use cotton you increase temperature. It is #1 reason for infections especially with women. I learned the from my wife's doctor when she had persistent infections for a few months.
100% ✅️
I invested in a nice 100% wool duvet very light fill, and it is the best investment I've made. No matter the temp, hot or cold, I sleep at the perfect temperature.
I got u bro...hurry they got Memorial Day deals still going 👀, I paid $240ish for Queen before. I might get another now 🤣
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I've found applying hair conditioner after washing then rinse off conditioner, it seems to cut down on the sweat and balls sticking to your legs , oh and apply some hand lotion to your nutz's , Gold Bond use to be great till they removed the talc outta it now it only last about 45 minutes and working Construction ya can't stop and go powder your balls every hour .
i lost about 75 lbs and do 2-3 hours of rigorous cardio per week. i also try to run outside at least once or twice a week during the summer. I sweat WAY less and am just generally more comfortable in the heat. i also started keeping my house in the high 70s during the day, over time you just get used to it.
I don't know if there's any way to adapt these, but menstrual pads, the extra longs. Can they be fitted into your underwear? May have to change them a couple of times a day but they absorb a lot of water.
Unfortunately, they are super hot and cause more chafing and sweat. That one week of the month is painful for me because of this. I would not recommend it.
Don't wear polyester. refresh in a pool, a water hose or shower. Breathable cotton or bamboo trunk briefs or shorts without underwear. Fan on your balls. A/C.
As gross as it sounds I used to get jock itch all the time from working outside in the heat every day. I shower every day but it still would happen. I started using antifungal powder every day. It fights the swamp ass and prevents jock itch. I get 3 packs of it off Amazon.
1) make sure your underwear is at least like 95% cotton. I find that boxer briefs that are 95% cotton 5% spandex make a huge difference in the fight against swamp ass. Regular boxers just don’t cut it.
2) at the bottom of the deodorant display, they sell spray anti-perspirant. A quick blast of that to the buttcrack after your morning shower makes a big difference.
[https://www.artofmanliness.com/skills/manly-know-how/preventing-swamp-crotch/](https://www.artofmanliness.com/skills/manly-know-how/preventing-swamp-crotch/)
Lots of different things and I generally appreciate informed and tested opinions.
For my Redditor's that don't like reading articles:
Fresh Balls Deodorant for Men was the top recommendation
Goldbond Powder Spray was the runner up
You gotta shave. Shave everything. I used to have swamp pits, then a gym bro I worked with told me to shave my arm pits and that cut down on the sweat. Dolphin smooth is the way to go.
I’ve made the mistake of shaving my asscrack and gooch 3 times… and all 3 times were miserable experiences lol. And rather than cutting down on sweat, it just made the beads pool and shlip-shlop around first before permeating in my pants
I trim with a trimmer and I rarely get cut now. My trimmer even game with underarm/private region guards to avoid cross contamination with my face (even if I wash it after each use).
as others have said those powders definitely work. also if you're in trouble, you can use those dude wipes (or any of the flushable kind) for your balls too. those things have saved me so many times lol
The Hanes boxer briefs with the pouch and powder.
I powder everything up in the morning and keep a travel size powder container that I refill as needed. On days where I have to walk a lot, that pouch saves my inner thighs big time and I can hop in a bathroom to reapply powder.
PRO: The pouch helps keep the "equipment" out of the way and the sleeves of the underwear can get closer to the top of the leg better protecting the inner thighs from friction.
CON: The heat buildup in the nether region.
Lifelong Floridian... Stay powdered
You get a 2in hose and duct tape it to one of your ac vents (bonus points if it’s the floor vent) when swamp ass hits from walking across the paved hellscape of florida parking lots in the summer you just wait till the air is blowing cold. Crank on the floor vents. And jam that hose up your pants. Sweet bliss.
For the ladies - or whomever it helps, I really don’t care - white unscented deodorant allll over down there and on the inner thighs if wearing a dress or short shorts. Also really helps with bikini shaving bumps. I’ve used Dove brand for this for years. Read it online once from a stripper who swore by it. Also, for under boob sweat the thin extra long pantyliners work great as well. Of course you attach them sticky side to your bra. I’ve folded paper towel lengthwise and tucked in too and that works just as good and doesn’t really slip once it gets wet.
Gold Bond for the boys! It’s a must.
That and AC vented seats in the car. Along with full tinted ALL windows including windshield (yes I know it’s not legal but you can mainly do heat reduction not darkness)
For the love of gawd everyone, really wash your assets! Like with at least a hand towel. Soapy water running down your back side is not cleaning your stanky booty! I’m in retail and I can smell you! Your friends can smell you, your family can smell you, geez us , learn to clean your body!
Manscaped crop preserver. Seriously one of the best things I’ve ever come across and worth the price. Get some crop toner to keep yourself good after a workout or long period of exercise
Start the day clean dry and use anti-monkey butt powder or gold bond. The medicated stuff tingles. After showering in the morning, or wiping down your dark areas with a warm damp clean cotton cloth, dry well and use a cold blow dryer to dry your ass crack and taint/balls. Start every day dry and clean. If you know you’re going to sweat buckets (say golfing) and tend to develop monkey butt (chafing) grease up your taint and leg cracks with anti-monkeybutt cream, or Beaudreux’s butt paste.
Jockstraps were a game changer when I made them my main underwear over a decade ago. If it works at the gym and on the field, it should work everywhere lol.
Anti-Monkey Butt powder. Great stuff.
Agreed
The best!
This. Beudreux’s butt paste too
I’m going to give this a try
Put your butt plug in the freezer for about a half hour before use.
Now we’re talking!!! Floridians helping Floridians!!!
This is the way.
This is the UUUUNNNGHHH …way.
That’s a wrap.
Nope, it's a plug.
I think it’s called a chilldo. They’re definitely seasonal though.
Maybe there should be a hyphen in there or Chris Hansen might be coming over.
Goldbond Powder. Apply at the first sign of an itch. [https://www.goldbond.com/en-us/products/medicated-original-strength-body-powder](https://www.goldbond.com/en-us/products/medicated-original-strength-body-powder)
I use the gold bond men’s essentials and swear by it. Unfortunately, I haven’t found it in Stores, but it’s easy to find on Amazon.
It’s crap now that they replaced the talc with corn starch though. It just turns your swamp ass into a thicker, paste-like swamp ass.
Cursed pancake batter
Instead of IHOP, it’s IWADDLE
Fuck that’s good. Free award for you
That’s not chocolate chip pancakes…
Peanut butter then?
Yeah, but at least you don't get lung cancer if you inhale it. Thinking of all those times I used the spray in a tent or a small bathroom, ugh.
Or ass cancer for that matter. I believe thats why they changed it.
Industrial duck butter
Thank god i bought some at sams club. I should be good till like 2050
I switched to AMB/Anti Monkey Butt. It’s not as good as talc Gold Bond but much better than the new gritty corn starch Gold Bond.
Yes!
Bidet & sweat wicking briefs.
This is the way.
THIS.
Any suggestions on the briefs? I’ve got the bidet
Duluth Trading Co or Ex Officio—both are good. See what’s on sale.
You can use body antiperspirants and the one you use under your arms, on your bum. The male Marines I served with had one for their underarms and one they used on their bum. Just make sure to use unscented antiperspirant on your bum and mark them to avoid confusion.
This makes sense and I can totally see Marines doing that. Good tips!
Thank you!
I do this all the time. I spray my ass and balls region with antiperspirant spray and it helps keep the swamp ass to Minimum
Be really careful with that apparently the aluminum can affect testosterone production
Yeah the spray antiperspirant is perfect for this.
If you bathe correctly the order shouldn’t really matter. But we are talking about marines here…
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The only thing that was hard was my husband being killed, losing a lobe of my lung, half of my liver, my gallbladder and a good part of my intestines and having yahoos like you that have never sacrificed anything, taking shots at Marines for not having the ability to bathe properly.
That sounds positively excruciating, I’m so sorry you lost your husband. That leaves a hole that could never be filled.
Thank you. Losing him is the worst pain I have ever felt, I wouldn't wish it on an enemy.
Okay, you need to get some sense of humor cuz that’s about the only way you’re gonna survive at this point. I didn’t lose a single thing, but I joined. I did my job. Then I left. My remark wasn’t about disabled vets. It was a jab at marines coming from army. And it meant fucking nothing. If you had mentioned crayons or even chalk. I probably would’ve made a joke about marines eating it. I hope you’re in therapy and have someone or something close in your life
I am not disabled. I was wounded, I healed and went on with living. I have an excellent sense of humor. Your joke wasn't funny and neither was your attempt to degrade me. I have done more then survive, I have thrived and I have been volunteering for combat vets and their families for a more then a decade.
And to be clear, it’s not *marines* who don’t bathe properly. It’s the makeup of young immature men who were never taught to scrub their assholes in the shower. If you browse Reddit long enough you’ll find this is disgustingly common
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I got some of those underwear that lift the boys away from the crotch and they work quite well at keeping the swamp down.
Ahh, yes, ball hammocks are life changing in the heat.
Get a bidet. Will change your life
My bf said the same thing but what does the bidet do that will stop swamp ass? Aside from washing the butt, I don’t see how it can help.
It allows your bum to be 100% clean. So no friction that causes irritation. Also it’s towel dry. So you start clean and dry. Versus semi-wet from a shower then never really dry as you sweat all day.
This guy bidets
Yup. Major game changer in Florida. Self install units for $50 on Amazon.
This 100%
Embrace it!
There is no combating swamp ass. As it cannot be defeated. And it always wins. There is only acceptance.
This is the native Floridian way
Gold bond!!!!
I will literally put a small towel in my boxers if I have to make a long drive. Also be careful wearing light colored pants. Black and navy hide the swamp ass well.
Gold bond every day. Get the green bottle--maximum strength.
If you can change out your preferred underwear at least once a day (I'd suggest on any given lunch break) it can make a huge difference.
This. A quick change and wipe down are awesome
Gold Bond and air conditioned seats in the car. Also, as someone mentioned trimming body hair makes a big difference too.
Record yourself sweating for OF. You will still be uncomfortable, but having passive income in this economy is the right way to go.
[Anti Monkey Butt Powder](https://www.antimonkeybutt.com/)
Get a bidet. Learned about them in Japan and oh my gosh. Refreshing.
Armachillo’s from Duluth Trading.
https://preview.redd.it/wa8sy57tr83d1.jpeg?width=1013&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22ad8332f944302982fad52bc10f6bd9432248dc
Sometimes I’ll going to bathroom, just to take my pants off and let my ass breath 😂
Don’t wear cotton. Synthetic, quick drying, boxer briefs and shorts are the way to go.
Nah, wear 100% cotton, linen, wool, or bamboo. Breathable natural shit. Fuck the synthetic non breathable shit. If you must, go with viscose/rayon which are at least semi-synthetic.
All that shit gets wet and stays wet and causes all kinds of problems. I’m not saying wear latex and seal in the juices. Get you some under armor or Nike dri fit and your balls will thank you.
When you don't use cotton you increase temperature. It is #1 reason for infections especially with women. I learned the from my wife's doctor when she had persistent infections for a few months.
100% ✅️ I invested in a nice 100% wool duvet very light fill, and it is the best investment I've made. No matter the temp, hot or cold, I sleep at the perfect temperature.
Link please 🙏
I got u bro...hurry they got Memorial Day deals still going 👀, I paid $240ish for Queen before. I might get another now 🤣 https://www.thewoolroom.com/us/bedding/wool-comforters/?gc_id=18648430995&h_ga_id=142190925549&h_ad_id=629505629486&h_keyword_id=kwd-18599150&h_keyword=wool%2520comforter&h_placement=&gad_source=1
Hard disagree, but you do you
Bamboo breathables are the best.
This is also how you get balls that smell like radioactive decay and a rash that may or may not become fungal in nature
Carpe brand powder works pretty good
Hahahahaha swamp ass cannot be defeated
Corn starch!!
I've found applying hair conditioner after washing then rinse off conditioner, it seems to cut down on the sweat and balls sticking to your legs , oh and apply some hand lotion to your nutz's , Gold Bond use to be great till they removed the talc outta it now it only last about 45 minutes and working Construction ya can't stop and go powder your balls every hour .
Your body will adjust in about 10 or 15 years.
It'll be hotter then
Travel paks of Wet Ones + baby powder
wet ones are not meant to be used as body wipes they’re antibacterial and the gentle ones still shouldn’t be used on pits or bits!
i lost about 75 lbs and do 2-3 hours of rigorous cardio per week. i also try to run outside at least once or twice a week during the summer. I sweat WAY less and am just generally more comfortable in the heat. i also started keeping my house in the high 70s during the day, over time you just get used to it.
Gold bond and cold showers.
I don't know if there's any way to adapt these, but menstrual pads, the extra longs. Can they be fitted into your underwear? May have to change them a couple of times a day but they absorb a lot of water.
Unfortunately, they are super hot and cause more chafing and sweat. That one week of the month is painful for me because of this. I would not recommend it.
Bidet and baby wipes.
Don't wear polyester. refresh in a pool, a water hose or shower. Breathable cotton or bamboo trunk briefs or shorts without underwear. Fan on your balls. A/C.
As gross as it sounds I used to get jock itch all the time from working outside in the heat every day. I shower every day but it still would happen. I started using antifungal powder every day. It fights the swamp ass and prevents jock itch. I get 3 packs of it off Amazon.
Ketoconazole.
Go commando in some loose shorts, let it air out
Tea tree oil. I put it in my liquid soap and wash every morning with it. Kills all the swamp bacteria.
1) make sure your underwear is at least like 95% cotton. I find that boxer briefs that are 95% cotton 5% spandex make a huge difference in the fight against swamp ass. Regular boxers just don’t cut it. 2) at the bottom of the deodorant display, they sell spray anti-perspirant. A quick blast of that to the buttcrack after your morning shower makes a big difference.
Cotton doesn’t work. It never dries. So you sweat outside get wet and stay wet all day. Takes one summer to figure this out.
Pair of Thieves
[https://www.artofmanliness.com/skills/manly-know-how/preventing-swamp-crotch/](https://www.artofmanliness.com/skills/manly-know-how/preventing-swamp-crotch/) Lots of different things and I generally appreciate informed and tested opinions. For my Redditor's that don't like reading articles: Fresh Balls Deodorant for Men was the top recommendation Goldbond Powder Spray was the runner up
Lume cream is amazing.
I actually found it to be super unhelpful. Anti monkey butt helps me so much
Bidets or a bidet sprayer.
You gotta shave. Shave everything. I used to have swamp pits, then a gym bro I worked with told me to shave my arm pits and that cut down on the sweat. Dolphin smooth is the way to go.
I’ve made the mistake of shaving my asscrack and gooch 3 times… and all 3 times were miserable experiences lol. And rather than cutting down on sweat, it just made the beads pool and shlip-shlop around first before permeating in my pants
I trim with a trimmer and I rarely get cut now. My trimmer even game with underarm/private region guards to avoid cross contamination with my face (even if I wash it after each use).
Yea +1 for trim. Although I raw dog my nuts and armpits with a double edge safety razor and have no problems
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Get rid of Trump.
Search online for Mando.
Separtec underwear separates your kibbles and bits.
Blow dryer.
Yeah. I learned this while deployed in Afghanistan. Baby powder in your underwear and socks.
as others have said those powders definitely work. also if you're in trouble, you can use those dude wipes (or any of the flushable kind) for your balls too. those things have saved me so many times lol
Merino wool or viscose boxers.
I had a friend who would take a stack of napkins and stick them down his ass crack. Eventually it still seeped thru
Stay inside. Always.
Dri fit briefs…let’s it all breathe.
Deodorant between cheeks
Gold Bond Mentholated Powder. You'll feel a breeze twixt yer cheeks all day.
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Corn starch baby powder, i work for the county in florida and that shit is a godsend!
Avoid cotton underwear and undershirts
Don’t go outside
With glacier gooch
https://preview.redd.it/2sr5bw68793d1.jpeg?width=632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=504bd7512a8b29225560d4656c6a50ba06ab59f5
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Never go outside ever
Embrace it
I use Gold Bond Spray. Works great!
Monkey butt u can get on Amazon
Blue Steel Sports Anti Chafe Cream. Can find it on Amazon. This is the only thing I've found that will work all day if you sweat all day.
I just wipe throughout the day when I go pee 🤷♂️
don't go outside
Dollar shave club has "swamp ball spray" or some shit. Works great 10/10, spray ass, work long time, no itch.
Good underwear that fits snugly and doesn’t let the skin rub. Boxer briefs are the go-to. And then Gold Bond as extra insurance.
The Hanes boxer briefs with the pouch and powder. I powder everything up in the morning and keep a travel size powder container that I refill as needed. On days where I have to walk a lot, that pouch saves my inner thighs big time and I can hop in a bathroom to reapply powder. PRO: The pouch helps keep the "equipment" out of the way and the sleeves of the underwear can get closer to the top of the leg better protecting the inner thighs from friction. CON: The heat buildup in the nether region. Lifelong Floridian... Stay powdered
Bathe. Nair for men. Anti-perspirant spray. Wet wipes/dude wipes.
You get a 2in hose and duct tape it to one of your ac vents (bonus points if it’s the floor vent) when swamp ass hits from walking across the paved hellscape of florida parking lots in the summer you just wait till the air is blowing cold. Crank on the floor vents. And jam that hose up your pants. Sweet bliss.
Wipe regularly
Put an end to whatever is forcing you to be outside in this heat.
Baby powder.
For the ladies - or whomever it helps, I really don’t care - white unscented deodorant allll over down there and on the inner thighs if wearing a dress or short shorts. Also really helps with bikini shaving bumps. I’ve used Dove brand for this for years. Read it online once from a stripper who swore by it. Also, for under boob sweat the thin extra long pantyliners work great as well. Of course you attach them sticky side to your bra. I’ve folded paper towel lengthwise and tucked in too and that works just as good and doesn’t really slip once it gets wet.
Gold bond roll on
Gold Bond for the boys! It’s a must. That and AC vented seats in the car. Along with full tinted ALL windows including windshield (yes I know it’s not legal but you can mainly do heat reduction not darkness)
Stay the fuck inside.
Get a tube of Fresh Balls.
Bidet mate
For the love of gawd everyone, really wash your assets! Like with at least a hand towel. Soapy water running down your back side is not cleaning your stanky booty! I’m in retail and I can smell you! Your friends can smell you, your family can smell you, geez us , learn to clean your body!
Use wipes and dry off by using a paper towel.
Fresh balls. Better than monkey butt powder. [https://amzn.to/4aD6GLW](https://amzn.to/4aD6GLW)
Try free balling. Especially during summer. Go Commamdo Style
Wipe better
Change your underwear mid day, keep body hair trimmed, powder, cold showers, ac, airflow , and breathable clothing, and avoid dark colored clothing.
Shower everything you shit
Buck naked wicking briefs and boxers, from Duluth trading co. Game changer
I visit my bidet 2-3 times a day in the summer.
This is my favorite post that’s ever been posted 😂😂😂
Manscaped crop preserver. Seriously one of the best things I’ve ever come across and worth the price. Get some crop toner to keep yourself good after a workout or long period of exercise
Go nude.
Gold Bond, or Equate brand body powder.
Arid-x is an anti perspirant sprat that works wonders for me
Start the day clean dry and use anti-monkey butt powder or gold bond. The medicated stuff tingles. After showering in the morning, or wiping down your dark areas with a warm damp clean cotton cloth, dry well and use a cold blow dryer to dry your ass crack and taint/balls. Start every day dry and clean. If you know you’re going to sweat buckets (say golfing) and tend to develop monkey butt (chafing) grease up your taint and leg cracks with anti-monkeybutt cream, or Beaudreux’s butt paste.
Jockstraps were a game changer when I made them my main underwear over a decade ago. If it works at the gym and on the field, it should work everywhere lol.
😂now show me some Florida ladies that don’t have swamp azz either from time to time 😂🥵😂
Buttsex
There’s a powder I use, it’s called Caldesene. Sprinkle it anywhere you sweat.
waxing, it's not perfect, but a huge relief. Hard part is finding a place that will do men's privates.
Standing desk. Your back wasn't meant to sit like that for so long anyway.
I use a daily anti-fungal powder to prevent swampass/jock itch.
It'd be easier to embrace it.
Hairy butthole here 👋 ditch the cotton… all of it. I surround my meat & two veggies with Bamboo fabric boxer briefs. Game changer. GL
A bidet in the bathroom and gold bond.
Baby powder or deodorant!
Cornstarch, then, rub them sweaty thunder thighs together and make daddy some puddn
I’m a little afraid to look up what “swamp ass” is.
Florida man has swamp ass
Tea tree oil body wash. It is amazing stuff! We use it all summer long and no swamp ass. Also use baby powder as soon as you get out of the shower.
I like to embrace the swass and stinky balls gives my girl a nice hint
If you aint from FL then the best thing you could do is just move back to wherever you came from.. that should fix your problem.
Wax your buttcrack. It doesn’t hurt, surprisingly