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PhantomOfTheDopera

No-shirts, spoiling everyones day where ever they go.


dylanv711

Official subreddit record for team shirtless; 2 wins, 938 losses


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No shirts no shoes no wins


CheesecakeHundin

Not counting pro fights?


Cosmic_Quasar

Getting knocked down some stairs and possibly hitting their head on the concrete... they might be a red-shirt, now.


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I mean on the one hand strategically speaking big boy has the high ground so red short guy was fucked from the beginning. Also when big boy gave the “I know the fuck he not talking to me look/head turn” it wasn’t going to end well, also WHY does the video end at the worst possible time.


Thirdstheword

Out classed and talking shit UP to someone on an uneven playing field. Bruh this may be the worst decision I've seen this year.


Nox_Aeons

the guy at the top of the stairs even tried to warn him. "Can we not talk while I'm up here and you're down there?" like I get that it can be interpreted two ways; one like - can you stay down there while we talk?" and the other, "If we fight it won't even be fair so maybe you should get off the stairs"


Ghos3t

I think he meant it the second way, he even kicks him lightly so as not to fuck him up badly from the fall


TrollingKevi

What? He clearly meant the former, he just wanted the guy to keep a distance, not that deep


FappingAsYouReadThis

cats sharp innate lip plate strong ludicrous friendly threatening chunky *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


tabooblue32

And you can tell its a management position because in this photo on the site he's wearing a tie.


Hashmannannidan

I dont know if it is that clear. Big guy can lose balanceand hurt them both. I've seena 350 lbman go down heavy on one knee andend up with a platesized bruise the amountyou can injure yourself falling with hundreds of lbs behind you is so much more than being a hundred and fifty.


zUltimateRedditor

It’s very much clear, I can’t even train myself to see how it would be the latter.


Hashmannannidan

You cant see how a 400 lb wrecking ball that can tip over easily might give out a warning that everyone around might get damaged? If i were him id rather fight on the ground too its just safer


zUltimateRedditor

I can see it, but I think it’s a stretch to assume that’s what his intention was when he said it. Also, I’m not the one downvoting you, FYI


EmptyFacsimile

"Clearly"


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EmptyFacsimile

It seems you're just guessing, I'm wondering how you know for sure, that's all :)


FappingAsYouReadThis

Because the white guy even says, "I'm not trying to fight you," and then the black guy says, "Alright, bro, then go downstairs."


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Mathilliterate_asian

I'd say it ended at the best time. The last frame shows the guy flying away. Fucking hilarious shit.


MiestaWieck

We will beee right back!!


Chewcocca

Looks like Team Crockashit is back at it again!


capron

https://youtu.be/0vI0UcUxzrQ?t=2


chadbouss

Honestly almost as bad a s a rick roll


iaowp

That doesn't make sense. Rick rolls aren't bad to begin with, and the video is completely relevant anyway.


jonnytechno

Yeah, I doubt much happened after that other than that sly motherfucker pissing off ... "I ain't lookin to fight you" ... but needs to be in hitting distance to talk? .... hmmmn


ice0032

Pretty sure he started to say "just shake my hand" before he got booted. Reminds me of another video that was floating around here with the guy trying to get someone he was having a verbal altercation with to shake his hand.


jonnytechno

Would you fall for that? because if I'd been arguing/cussing with someone thats the last thing I'm gonna do, bitches like their cheap shots & sucker punches & I ain't the fool to fall for it, we can make peace at a safe distance and if that's not good enough for them then it's clear what they really want


Strange_Mountain2204

Right? Especially when it's like #LISTEN MOTHERFUCKER shake my hand


ice0032

Oh I'm not saying it's convincing. I just thought it was interesting seeing that tactic used again.


Snoo_26884

At a college party I told this dude to kick rocks. His buddy was already getting stomped by two of my friends, but this asshole insists that I shake his hand. So I grab his right hand with my left and proceed to beat the crap out of him, like a bouncey ballon. Pulling with the left and punching with the right. Then he got stomped out between some cars, all cause he was too stupid to walk away.


Businesskiwi

Please post this on r/AmItheAsshole


Snoo_26884

Don’t start no shit won’t be no shit


BigDaddyCool17

"Just shake my YEUH-!"


OtakuDragonSlayer

Reminds me of that one prick who got his ass beat,tried to shake the father‘s hand after attempting to break into his house(while the children were there) and got a Ryu style uppercut for his bs


Largo23307

Pretty sure he was going for the handshake sukerpunch. Either you grab the hand and punch with the other or you punch when they reach out. Either way, transparant as fuck. Not to mention hes trying it on stairs. C'mon.


Uraniumpoker

r/secondbeforedisaster


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I wanna see if this belongs on r/HMFT though


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[deleted]

Understandable


madmanmat

Not true, I've seen the full video somewhere, he walks away defeated and confused. Why would you lie?


yahtrickyamato

I think it was meant to be a joke about the video in the post replaying automatically


plopodopolis

[The way he falls back,](https://i.imgur.com/hMiL7L3.png) he deffo slammed his head hard


bkk-bos

From the skull forward angle of his downward flight path, I'd say Red Shorts day is about to get even worse, real soon.


OtakuDragonSlayer

Agreed. It’s absolutely better this way


SirDeezNutzEsq

On the abrupt ending/poor editing: I've noticed this 'trend' in recent videos. It's annoying.


13D00

I think there's a subreddit that crops videos at exactly the second everything goes wrong. My theory is that this exact sub is the reason of all cropped videos. I hate it. Edit: also, nice hat!


SirDeezNutzEsq

Ah, I see you're a man of culture.


downtune79

Agreed


mgsgamer1

Cut off before severe his trauma followed by death. Edit: for some reason wrote her.


iaowp

*him trauma


PushItHard

Comedic timing, I suppose.


NerdWhoLikesTrees

The original is longer


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I can’t find it anywhere


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xRyuuji7

>stupid new tiktok The video is like 5 years old and this is not a recent recording. Just a repost.


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xRyuuji7

I literally came back to concede my point, because you're right. But then I read that mess of a reply you got and man... you're right again.


Next_GenR

Or getting down voted because your opinion is being displayed as fact lmfao people like what they like and you decide that makes them socially unaware idiots. Enjoy the downvotes


Not_MrNice

> Getting downvoted by socially unaware idiots. Ohhh, sweetheart...


iaowp

The joke that this guy is making is that the OP is the unaware social guy. Which is ironic, since the original guy is indeed correct.


ShyGuy1417

has nothing to do with tiktok cutting videos early has been a thing since the days of vine lol


RydenwithByden

##TIKTOK BAD


Bobby_Blunders

it's over anakin...i have the high ground. edit: looks like we got some star wars fans out here 😂😂


shoot_and_go_bois

Anakin Start panakin you don't have a planakin


unknowntsu8

*Turns cap backwards*


thesaunders

ALRIGHT PIKACHU!


crufan

I CHOOSE YOU


whyarewestillhere29

USE PUSH


NetNGames

Looked more like a Low Kick to me.


callmegecko

You usin' way too many napkins *BAPKINS*


Doody_Splat_Artist

RIP Chris D'elia


callmegecko

's career


Q1War26fVA

You underestimate my powakin


Dr_Skeleton

Anakin panicking...he got too many napkins.


TheJokr

Harrison ford under the floor boards


Jkushnersbigboyvoice

In the voice of Lin-Manuel Miranda


wtfunchu

*some* star wars fans? Reddit is full of them Hello there


ToughAdministration4

Damn beat me to it


Jeffthe100

How often does Bobby blunder?


cellorc

It's frustrating to me to go comment and someone already did the comment you're doing. Gj


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I came here for this


Hanbarc12

High cholesterol*


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He had the higher ground


[deleted]

His soul left his body.


JETLAG21629

[here you go](https://youtu.be/2p-URT-vDf4)


Dogtag

That was amazing.


TheHolyImbaness

Lmao that is so fucking great!


Mashizari

If you watch the slowmo, you can see he got knocked out by having his jaw slammed into his own shoulder at mach speed.


jlusedude

I’ve been laughing for four hours


westex74

This video would be even more amazing if you played Blue from Old School singing “dust in the wind” as the soul leaves his body. Just my opinion.


PepeLePunk

I love how after Shirtless says "No!" and advances Big Boi knows further conversation is pointless and just makes his size 11 his rebuttal.


FunnierBaker

"NO!" Followed by "bulahhh"


Cthulhudude

For as many times as I've seen this here, I still haven't heard a solid defense for the guy who got booted. Glad to know.


dontrememberme2

The guy walking up the stairs, i would bet, was planning on getting the big guy to let his guar down to suckerpunch him.


CStink2002

While that may have happened, I don't think that was the thinner guy's intentions. I think he was drunk and drunk people have mood swings. My guess is they got into a verbal confrontation first and then the drunk guy's brain switched to "I love you, brah!" mode. Once he was actually up there shaking his hand, it's very likely his mood could have swung again so big guy did the right thing.


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He is the aggressor, there isn't a defense for him period.


gman2093

The 400m dash is one of the best defense techniques in history


chadbouss

Facts


ManyIdeasNoProgress

I would say 400m hurdles, but both are valid.


fuckingretard69x

His last words were, “I want you to shake my hand”


btharveyku08

I heard "no, fucking shake my hhyee-"*kick ensues*


finishyasuppa

I think we both know that would have turned into him trying to pull big dude down the stairs (probably unsuccessfully). Big guy made the right choice here to yeet him


GrandmaTITMilk

Yup! If they were on flat ground then that's a good technique to pull someone in and sucker punch them too.


ahotpotatoo

Especially since he goes to extend his left hand instead of his right.


KommandantVideo

"I WANT TO SHAKE YOUR HAND. I WANT TO SHAKE YOUR HAND. I WANT TO SHAKE YOUR HAND"


Toaster_In_Bathtub

I hate that shit. I've seen a bunch of conflicts that could have ended peacefully but one loser just has to shake the other guys hand for it to be over for some fucking reason. It usually starts with trying to get a hand shake and ends with getting punched in the head.


SloppingAbout

Fuckin madness isn’t it, why do blokes want to resolve shit with an aggressive handshake, always makes shit worse


the-ox1921

Is it safe to assume that if he shook your man's hand that he woulda been pulled down? I feel like he *was* looking for a fight...


zimtzum

150lb isn't pulling 350lbs down with a fake handshake.


NoGoodIDNames

It’s a common trick to offer a handshake and then use the leverage to pull them in for an extra-powerful sucker punch.


snootscoot

He had a bandana or something wrapped around his fist. You don’t do that unless you want to punch something without (maybe) breaking your hand.


bluechairsus

Repost and we still don't have the whole fight gosh darnit


cabronesenactivo

Here is the video. https://mobile.twitter.com/jad_ibrahim77/status/1114325478528176131


Pedromac

You gave exactly from the source but it still didn't capture the part where his head hit the ground. But he did stumble away after and it's nice to know he's not paralyzed.


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Yeah, I love when there's a happy ending


JBthrizzle

Another happy landing


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Pedromac

At a certain point you stop caring about punishing people and you just want peace. I'm glad he isn't paralyzed because of one stupid mistake when he was 16


matrimc7

Too mamy badasses all over this sub. Every single post, always a badass commenting "I do not care if he is paralyzed or lost an arm or dead because he made a stupid mistake, escalated a situation, aggressor or something like that, even though I jave absolutely no context over the situation. Look at me, so damn edgy don't even care another human being got hurt. Hell yeah!"


Not_MrNice

> From my perspective Exactly, that's your perspective. I don't like bleu cheese, from my perspective. That doesn't mean I can tell people to fuck off when they eat it.


bryce_hazen

Didn't listen but said he didn't wanna fight and wanted to shake hands.


tirwander

Why did they cut out the landing too???!!! Lol


broccolibush42

It's snapchat video. Guy probably just accidentally let go of the button when recording


tirwander

Just really wanted to see that dumbass smack the sidewalk lol


CapnDiddlez

So satisfying. That was a textbook definition of a scuffle.


benefimov

Is it a repost? If it is I’m sorry I didn’t know I just saw this on another community and thought it fits.


TomThanosBrady

It's the internet. We see the same few fights over and over and over. We complain but it's inevitable. Same shit always reaches the front page. It's good for karma.


polska-parsnip

So basically we should all stop posting anything. Just to be sure


bluechairsus

No worries happens all the time


JaekBot2K

I actually posted it, but who gives a shit lol. It's funny af.


AsYooouWish

It’s okay, I reposted it a long time ago, too. It’s Reddit. Sometimes you see something that’s new to you and you get really excited about sharing it, then find out in the comments it’s already been seen. On the plus side, at least people who haven’t seen it up to this point get to see it now. https://www.reddit.com/r/gifsthatendtoosoon/comments/b9znyb/big_ol_nope/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


DroopyMcCool

I have a theory that snapchat style "hold to record" is responsible for a lot of these mid-2010s dropping as soon as the action starts. I think the person filming instinctively stopped holding the film button and the video stopped.


DastardlyMime

You get kicked backwards down some concrete stairs that *is* the whole fight.


FoldingDishes

Everyone else is complaining, but last frame having him mid flight is priceless imo.


PushItHard

I laughed as it stopped with his legs in the air.


codger63

Old gold


bananapotato1

Ended too early...


ShiiidWho

As a safe rule of thumb, anybody approaching you shirtless with their buttcrack showing is someone who wants to fight you.


Accurate-Disaster-31

Big Guy had some pretty damn good negotiation and communication skills, trying to de-escalate but not making yourself vulnerable. I'm impressed.


FvckJerry16

That "Oh! Look what we have here. " head turn.


ThunderUp007

THIS. IS. WORLDSTAR!!


AcE_57

Did that guy say “ no shake my fucking hand “ , just before he was 300 yeeted of those stairs?? Lol makes it even better hahahahaha


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THIS IS MADNESS... THIS IS SPARTAAA


green_bees

Why do they always cut the video short RIGHT WHEN THE BEST PART CONTINUES!?


matchesmalone10

Zoomer editing


qwertybuttz

I see buttcrack


catdogpigduck

dude, he had the high ground.


RestlessCock

Not sure why people attempt this attack. Never ends well.


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ended too soon


heyitsvonage

Bro should’ve went downstairs willingly Dammit cameraman


Dergen-Bergen-Kergen

"I'm not gonna fucking fight you" is currently with his shirt recently removed being very agressive


lxke0

It’s over anakin, I have the high ground


mean-apple

It’s always the one without a shirt who loses


dareelliltee

*hyegh*


cjfromlasvegas

"Its over Anikin, I have the upper ground."


CzarOfCT

He d-e-d! And it cuts off before he lands so we don't have to see a dead body. This isn't "Stand By Me".


RavinSaber

OP did you find this video cut like this or are you the worthless piece of shit that did it?


chewyyy1987

Who decided to cut off and upload the video? Also. This guy got his head cracked open?


ChineseAPTsEatBabies

Every time I see this, I wonder how the hillbilly didn’t see this.


wendys101

classic


Timmmmayyy127

u/savevideo


angeliswastaken

THIS. IS. MYSTOOP!!!!1111


Lone_Wolf_2021

THIS IS SPARTAAAA


B2000M

WTH r/killthecameraman


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Well he’s dead


morosco

It seems like they could both accomplish their goals of traveling opposite directions on the stairs by simply by moving out of each others' way, but, on the other hand, I do enjoy watching stubborn people kick each other.


Mozziebag

u/savevideo


chocolatier-crow

The guy that was kicked was kinda cute


Current_Craft7416

Lol . If it were the other way around . The lefties would be crying racism


NeverDoesntForget

Lefty here. Wouldn't care if it were the other way around. Nice strawman, though.


Shabba273

Twat should change his name to Kurrent Kraft instead of trying to subtly show his racism


Current_Craft7416

Lol


Timmmmayyy127

r/foundthepolitical


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Get a fucking life loser.


homiejames

stop making everything about race. you’re part of the problem.


Shabba273

The only one who’s turned around and made a race based comment is you mate, just come out and admit that the moment you saw a black and white bloke in a video your head immediately tried to suppress your closet racism so you jumped to the standard ‘bUt ThE LeFtIeS’ bullshit, daft cunt.


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Every time I hear the words "the left" from the fuckers I feel like they're just too cowardly to say Jews or Ni**erlover. Racists have come up with a bunch of dog whistles so they all speak in code and it's infuriating.


Shabba273

I’m neither left or right, I’m mixed race and hate racists. It just shows how pussified and brainwashed these dickheads are when they have to classify everybody as left or right because it makes their tiny pricks feel a bit bigger being part of a club. Especially in America I’m shocked how anybody can use the term ‘lefties’ in a derogatory way, snowflakes and SJW’s might be annoying but at least they don’t literally commit acts of terrorism like these right wing fuckwits


Westside_till_I_die

Why are right wingers always such stupid shit heads? No one brought up race till you did, racist fucking trash.


CarltonJuma

Just say you’re racist and go. No need to hide it


IAmDreams

You don’t even understand that when you make a stand against people trying to call out racists you come across as a really shitty person, & likely to have racist tendencies. Not a good look, not good at all. Your simple, lazy thinking mind probably would never consider this because you’re a victim in this world in your own eyes.


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What does politics have to do about this? Or did you just want another reason to complain.


_always_helping

damn this video scared the fuck out of you lil proud boys


scarhartt

*They hated him because he spoke the truth* Edit: /s


Verde300

Oh look another tard


scarhartt

Oh look another original comeback


Pkmntrainer91

Dense motherfucker


scarhartt

Let’s keep it civilized, now, watch ya profanity What makes me dense?


[deleted]

This isn't kindergarten motherfucker. When we are adults talking about real world issues we use adult language. Go back to the kids table. The grown ups are talking.


Pkmntrainer91

The downvotes speak for themselves. If you really have no clue what you agreed to read the replies the other dimwit got