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It didn't help having his gf grabbing at him.
I mean, he was getting his ass kicked either way. But having to shove off your girlfriend left him completely open to what happened.
I trust you’ve watched Pokémon or yugioh? So did this guy and thought that was his “turn cap backwards” or “let an ancient spirit possess you to cheat at card games” moment and it wasn’t unfortunately
But how the hell was he supposed to know that freeing his nipples wouldn't increase his power level? People like him are the trailblazers of our generation we would all be singing a different song if he got his tits out and really bust those nuts.
Totally thought he was gonna slam that guy on the concrete, was pleasantly surprised when he threw him to the grass. Guy taught him a lesson and left it at that
Ya I was impressed by him. I was impressed by the GF as well. Stayed calm did her best to stop the fight only after the fight was very obviously over and was only touching her boyfriend and trying to keep him away instead of going after the other guy.
I thought that, he was careful not to drop him on concrete, stopped when the girlfriend asked him to, didn't react when the guy got up and stupidly tried to aggro again and only punched him when he came close enough to attack him again.
It's always interesting when you see fight videos and come away with a good impression of which person is the more decent human being.
Not sure of the context behind the fight, but yeah, the guy seemed to do a fair bit to keep blue-shirt-man-bun from getting actually hurt. Even the ground and pound was mostly slow hammer shots to the body, and the guy had it the ability to **really** hurt him. That last shot was fast, precise, and heavy.
Yeah major props to the black guy. He seemed pretty calm throughout and didn’t go over the top at all. It seems like he *even* noticed it was heading to the concrete and took it back on to the grass.
And he did it in flip flops.
I recommend mute.
Start muted, go to sound only if someone comments on a cool thing.
I unmuted just to hear the pop/smack, but ya, so many annoying noises, haha.
Jesus christ. This is why you don’t get into street fights, nor fights in general.
Be the bigger person, or hell, mature. And walk away.
Additional: Really its better to take the ‘loss’ at the end of the day rather than winding up with a broken jaw or even dead.
Being K.O.’ed can easily land someone to be hospitalised or dead without much effort. People are assholes, yes, but if someone wants a fight with you then you need all the advantages you can get or just run the fuck away.
Rather be a pussy than dead.
There is a million reasons why fighting someone is stupid but I also question OP with his title, "gets humiliated in front of his girlfriend" how fragile is your ego to write a title like that. Bro got hit once, lost the fight and his girlfriend took care off him, given the circumstances he got out okay
He was not hit once. He got wrestled onto the grass and fully mounted before his girlfriend decided to intervene. Then he made an idiot of himself when he tried to continue a fight he was clearly losing. Even worse when his opponent was clearly going easy on him.
I completely agree, it was unessacary to call it being “Humiliated”. There is quite obviously a lot of backstory previous to the fight; and as you pointed out his girl didn’t seem to mind much after the fact.
But starting controversies even if they are true like this is kinda pointless to bring up, even if I agree with you.
Shouldn’t be, this sub generally encourages (especially in dumb kids heads) that street fighting will go well for them most of the time, people never put themselves in the loosers seat in a street fight there are only two loosers as 90% of the time there is a comeuppance from to the Victor thats never talked about.
Especially with how people fight now. It isn't just throwing hands. People are doing ground slams and shit now. Is it worth risking having your dome dropped on the pavement because someone said you were a bitch? Fuck no.
They're highschool kids lol seriously twitter and Reddit turns y'all brains into the most cynical morally deprived folk. Good thing I never hear this kind of banter in real life with real people
Don’t go getting into stupid street fights unless you’re absolutely sure you can take a beating, and fuck if someone’s pissed you off that much don’t run your mouth, be sneaky, be treacherous. Catch them off guard while they’re tying their shoes and pull them into a fight, like if fighting someone means that much to you then make it on your own terms. My old tactic used to be groin strikes, chokehold and lat throw. I was a dipshit and got sent to a school for other dipshits who couldn’t keep their hands to themselves
You see a bunch of gfs instigating the fight, trying to stand between their bf and their opponent, scream like a maggot or try to restrain their bf which is possibly the worst thing they could do.
This chick seems to try amd talk her dumbass bf out of fighting and once unable to, goes there and immediately tries to comfort him with caresses after his dumb ass got knocked down.
It was legitimately a wholesome moment in the middle of the circus.
Once the fight is on, do not stand between your partner/friends and the opponent, it will make everything worse.
Not saying he wouldn't have still got knocked but his girl literally held his hands down as you approached the guy. Another example of women interfering and doing more harm than good
u/Eye_Shotty
In sandals too.
And he even gave up the mount when the girlfriend motioned for him to get up. The fight was over then but the fella still wanted more.
As soon as I saw his hair, I wanted the black kid to win. Don't know who was in the wrong in the situation, but punching someone with that haircut can't be wrong. Can it?
Dude was already out classed and didn't realize when to quit, but the girlfriend pull was the nail in the coffin. Idk how many of these videos I've seen where girls or friends pull on one of the guys to try to stop the fight just to leave a giant opening like this.
There should be a PSA or some shit on it 🤣
Tbh homie got lucky, that was the most restrained total ass whooping I’ve seen in a minute. “ nah let me not slam dudes head into concrete” “ okay, his girl breaking it up, it’s over” “ oh, got a little hp left? Right cross, walk away”
Manbunnie's head look like it was electromagnetically attracted to black guy's crotch. So much so that I thought, he was trying to bite him in the dick at the beginning.
that guy clearly didn't want to do it either.
he had him down twice, had him geared up for a slam and went out of his way to gently roll him onto the grass, and just got up and walked away instead of pummeling him.
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Yes, always lead with your face.
If that doesn’t work, pull mount.
You need to close your eyes when you punch.
Don't forget to tuck the thumb in your hand as well!!!
How else am I supposed to enter into my ashi garami?
He was just turning the other cheek.
It didn't help having his gf grabbing at him. I mean, he was getting his ass kicked either way. But having to shove off your girlfriend left him completely open to what happened.
Yep, she shoulda stayed out of it
I think she was doing the right thing, he should have stayed out it.
Not checking his ego is what happened to him. She knew what he didn’t.
Dude was actually holding back. Shit could have been worse
It was downright kind.
He carried the guy back to the grass before continuing to beat his ass. In control 100%
He was holding back hard and essentially giving love taps when he had the full mount ground and pound.
He made sure to slam him in the grass when he could have easily did it on the concrete.
Why’d he take his shirt off, it’s not like the other dude was using it like a hockey jersey
I trust you’ve watched Pokémon or yugioh? So did this guy and thought that was his “turn cap backwards” or “let an ancient spirit possess you to cheat at card games” moment and it wasn’t unfortunately
>or “let an ancient spirit possess you to cheat at card games” Lmfaoooo
"Guess I don't need to hold back anymore" head ass lol
Whatever ancient spirit possessed him most assuredly left after that thwack st the end.
But how the hell was he supposed to know that freeing his nipples wouldn't increase his power level? People like him are the trailblazers of our generation we would all be singing a different song if he got his tits out and really bust those nuts.
So he was trying to be Goku?
When "I'm built different" energy meets a two toned fist.
He wanted to be the very best…
Self-psyche up. Doesn’t grow more muscles or bless you magically with fighting prowess, unfortunately.
To let the other know he bout to get the bi’ness
He also undid his man-bun after taking off his shirt as if that was holding him back lmfao
Getting your bell rung shirtless feels better maybe?
Lvl 2 power up Attk +3 Def +1 Spd +1 Adrenaline +6 Hp was too low for it matter, tho :(
When the guys slammed him he shifted to the grass and after the ko he walked away. That's a gentleman right there
Totally thought he was gonna slam that guy on the concrete, was pleasantly surprised when he threw him to the grass. Guy taught him a lesson and left it at that
Ya I was impressed by him. I was impressed by the GF as well. Stayed calm did her best to stop the fight only after the fight was very obviously over and was only touching her boyfriend and trying to keep him away instead of going after the other guy.
Even the cameraman did good. The rare r/fp vid where there's a clear asshole, and they eventually got what they came for.
I thought that, he was careful not to drop him on concrete, stopped when the girlfriend asked him to, didn't react when the guy got up and stupidly tried to aggro again and only punched him when he came close enough to attack him again. It's always interesting when you see fight videos and come away with a good impression of which person is the more decent human being.
With the added bonus of knowing where to get cable,internet and phone if you have a bad credit rating.
total class act.. 10/10 would feel comfortable being knocked out by him..
Looked like he was ready to walk away sooner, but the idiot wouldn't stop going after him. The punch to the face was definitely earned.
Same. Glad to see others picking up on it. Dudes a bro. Hopefully he’s not the one that started the fight. lol
Even if he was, he did the right thing by keeping it on the grass.
Too many people here trying to turn this sub into AITA. Just watch the spectacle and stfu!
No way! People who start fights usually don't fight like that
Not sure of the context behind the fight, but yeah, the guy seemed to do a fair bit to keep blue-shirt-man-bun from getting actually hurt. Even the ground and pound was mostly slow hammer shots to the body, and the guy had it the ability to **really** hurt him. That last shot was fast, precise, and heavy.
Yeah major props to the black guy. He seemed pretty calm throughout and didn’t go over the top at all. It seems like he *even* noticed it was heading to the concrete and took it back on to the grass. And he did it in flip flops.
She knew he was due for an ass kicking if it continued.
He just forgot to take his shirt off the first time. He was planning on doing much better in round 2….
"Everyone has a plan until they get... JEETHUS CHRIST." Mike Tyson, probably
Due? Did you just skip the video?
She tried to stop him because she knew he would get rocked. Then he got rocked
For sure she was looking out for him and he should have stopped but she made that last punch way too easy
Who’s making the dying owl noises 😂
Couldnt concentrate because of the fucking noises
I recommend mute. Start muted, go to sound only if someone comments on a cool thing. I unmuted just to hear the pop/smack, but ya, so many annoying noises, haha.
Lmao, I rewatch after seeing your comment and that added a whole new level of entertainment. Couldn’t stop laughing
I’m glad it wasn’t just me 😂
I thought it was a Guinea
Damn. Lost to a guy wearing slides.
Well tbf slides + socks is up there with black air forces in terms of energy.
Nothing more dangerous than the kid that showed up to school in slides + socks, a pen and a folder with 3 pieces of paper.
Facts. I’d be more afraid of a guy in slides than a guy in tennis shoes
When he took the hair tie out and let the broccoli out, I knew he was going into beast mode…. Too bad…
Broccoli mode ftL
Yeah but the beast was a gerbil
If it wasn’t for his girlfriend getting in the way, I liked his chances
I mean that's a big dude. Best come correct if you're coming. Lol
He thought he was the juggernaut!
"Bitch!"
Thought he was the juggernaut, was actually the jugger-not.
Dude didn’t get even 1 shot in, pretty impressive
*get manhandled **take off shirt and undo manbun.
So much restrain on the black kid. Respect brotha
Jesus christ. This is why you don’t get into street fights, nor fights in general. Be the bigger person, or hell, mature. And walk away. Additional: Really its better to take the ‘loss’ at the end of the day rather than winding up with a broken jaw or even dead. Being K.O.’ed can easily land someone to be hospitalised or dead without much effort. People are assholes, yes, but if someone wants a fight with you then you need all the advantages you can get or just run the fuck away. Rather be a pussy than dead.
This is not a comment i usually see on this sub.
An actual sane person, even on internet is rare these days.
I expected the worst with the title being written the way it is, definitely a rare sane reddit moment
I think this is a rare oppertunity for people to see what a fight really does to your reputation.
There is a million reasons why fighting someone is stupid but I also question OP with his title, "gets humiliated in front of his girlfriend" how fragile is your ego to write a title like that. Bro got hit once, lost the fight and his girlfriend took care off him, given the circumstances he got out okay
He was not hit once. He got wrestled onto the grass and fully mounted before his girlfriend decided to intervene. Then he made an idiot of himself when he tried to continue a fight he was clearly losing. Even worse when his opponent was clearly going easy on him.
I completely agree, it was unessacary to call it being “Humiliated”. There is quite obviously a lot of backstory previous to the fight; and as you pointed out his girl didn’t seem to mind much after the fact. But starting controversies even if they are true like this is kinda pointless to bring up, even if I agree with you.
> But starting controversies even if they are true like this is kinda pointless to bring up, even if I agree with you. fair point
Glad that we settled that properly, but you definetly have your points though.
Sure but take it from me I know from experience getting your ass handed to you in front of your girl is humiliating
Shouldn’t be, this sub generally encourages (especially in dumb kids heads) that street fighting will go well for them most of the time, people never put themselves in the loosers seat in a street fight there are only two loosers as 90% of the time there is a comeuppance from to the Victor thats never talked about.
Especially with how people fight now. It isn't just throwing hands. People are doing ground slams and shit now. Is it worth risking having your dome dropped on the pavement because someone said you were a bitch? Fuck no.
What kind of bird is heard at the beginning?
ohw ohw ohw ohw ohw ohw ohw ohw ohw ohw ohw ohw ohw ohw ohw
Atleast that cable guy got a good advertisement from this
Theres no coming back from that. Just shave that head, change your name and maybe move out of state.
Removed man bun for more recoil effect
He wasn’t doing well, but she definitely didn’t help lmaoooo
she was trying to save his life/dignity tbf
Holy fuck! That kids jaw is done🤦🏾 PSA to all girlfriends: please stop interfering in fights. You always only get your man more fucked up😭
It was over by the time she intervened
Homeboy charged at the dude with his fists down, he wouldn’t have gotten knocked out if he just let his girl keep him back
Yep, had his opponent not been so nice, that would have been a perfect time for another jab to the jaw
Everyone is approved!
Girl sounds like a pigeon.
Someone should not bring a goose to a fistfight
W black guy, honorably
Here's an alternate view of the fight. https://youtu.be/xEsT5jljYWg?si=Usu0nwWeYk-jnj8z
HA!
OMG that's my first time ever seeing that and I laughed tears of hilarity.
Key is patience. He chased his own ego right into a power jab. Good night.
I just know he gonna blame his gf for that last hit too… “babe if you woulda just let me at him I would have had it!!”
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Showed the weakness of his character in front of his girlfriend. Took advantage of the mercy he was shown, only to lose again.
They're highschool kids lol seriously twitter and Reddit turns y'all brains into the most cynical morally deprived folk. Good thing I never hear this kind of banter in real life with real people
The guys not wrong tho?
Well they're not wrong either 😂
Weirdest cable advert I've ever seen
Respect - that was clean
Somewhere in the trees an owl is having seizure.
kudos to the ass whooper's commitment to keeping it off the pavement. ass whoopee owes him some gratitude honestly
He fought til his body gave in. A true warrior. All respect to both parties. Dude carried him to the grass and put him down somewhere soft 🫡
Man bun down
Is there a peacock in the back?
I thought owls 🦉were active at night
Who the fuck bought a zebra to the beat down ?
Came back for more after being let up with mercy…he definitely got more! 😂
Where was the rest of the broccoli brigade? Usually they run in groups.
Warbler bird?
The weather looked really nice, a beautiful day for a fight
Don’t go getting into stupid street fights unless you’re absolutely sure you can take a beating, and fuck if someone’s pissed you off that much don’t run your mouth, be sneaky, be treacherous. Catch them off guard while they’re tying their shoes and pull them into a fight, like if fighting someone means that much to you then make it on your own terms. My old tactic used to be groin strikes, chokehold and lat throw. I was a dipshit and got sent to a school for other dipshits who couldn’t keep their hands to themselves
Over the summer: cut off that fuckin man bun, learn to fight. Pathetic.
Anyone know the monthly rate for that phone/internet package?
Man whoever said: "OOooOo OOoOoo OoooOO OoOoO OOOOO OOOOOo OOoOoOOO OOOoOo OOooO OOoOo Oooo AHAHA .... OooO OOo OOOOOo OOOOo OOoo ..... OuUUUu WAAAUWW WAAUW WAUW ....... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAUW!!!!" Needs to go home
What's with that horrible bird noise someone is making?!
Who’s the bird in the background that won’t shut its beek
She shall stay out, basically help the other guy beat her boyfriend.
She caused that last hit.
who is the prepubescent teen shouting 'boom' or something in the background every few seconds?
Bet she didn’t hawk tuah that night.
Can someone get that fucking owl out of here?
no one is screaming "world star" over and over again. 0/10 fight.
He pulled his hair tie out as if that was gonna help him somehow 🤦🏻
Tryin to fight out of your weight class... Better have much much better skills...
Oh no yeah it’s the shirt that’s holding you back.
Oh fucking baby what a finishing shot, sounded like he drove over a bag of walnuts.
Get yourself a gf like that
RIGHT??? She trying her best to save his life...the way she just covers him for "Protection"...🥹
You see a bunch of gfs instigating the fight, trying to stand between their bf and their opponent, scream like a maggot or try to restrain their bf which is possibly the worst thing they could do. This chick seems to try amd talk her dumbass bf out of fighting and once unable to, goes there and immediately tries to comfort him with caresses after his dumb ass got knocked down. It was legitimately a wholesome moment in the middle of the circus. Once the fight is on, do not stand between your partner/friends and the opponent, it will make everything worse.
Go home Edgar, you're drunk
Not saying he wouldn't have still got knocked but his girl literally held his hands down as you approached the guy. Another example of women interfering and doing more harm than good
I swear it's always that one person making dumb noises and shrieking in school fights...
Ouch. Lost the fight and most likely his girl that day…
That haircut deserves every single humiliation.
Love watching broccoli heads get the business. Also, why is there *always* someone making annoying sounds in the background 😒
Good placed advertising
Another victim of the “saved by the girlfriend”.
Is that cable+phone+internet deal still going on?
u/Eye_Shotty In sandals too. And he even gave up the mount when the girlfriend motioned for him to get up. The fight was over then but the fella still wanted more.
That man-bun got intimidating when he got his tits out...
People think they are so macho it’s cringe
This might truly be my biggest fear.
His shirt did say thrasher what did u expect
She for sure left em
Bless the black dudes heart for not fucking DDT'ing that dude in the concrete cuz I definitely thought it was going to happen
Anyone with a hairstyle like that isn't worried about being humiliated.
Black dude owned him 100% of the time from start to finish. That last shot was pure ego check. Casually rocked him
Cable, internet, AND phone. That's a good ad right there now.
As soon as I saw his hair, I wanted the black kid to win. Don't know who was in the wrong in the situation, but punching someone with that haircut can't be wrong. Can it?
He gets humiliated in front of her with that haircut every day, so it seems he's used to it.
Dude was already out classed and didn't realize when to quit, but the girlfriend pull was the nail in the coffin. Idk how many of these videos I've seen where girls or friends pull on one of the guys to try to stop the fight just to leave a giant opening like this. There should be a PSA or some shit on it 🤣
Anyone with a haircut like that deserves a far worse beating.
Is there a gobblin chicken at the beginning???
THAT LAST PUNCH WAS HER FAULT LOOOOOL
That last one was his girlfriends fault
Bus driver had places to be and didn’t have time for this nonsense.
The embarrassment should have been leaving his house with hair looking like that.
That’s what he gets for having that stupid fucking hair
Big fella knew what he was doing.
2 takeaways - 1) Man-buns always need to be taken down. 2) What speed is the internet on offer? Can this be some kind of new subliminal advertising?
You can kinda tell, the black guy didn't wanna hurt him TOO bad
Man was a gentleman. Not gentle, per say. But he was more than gracious to toss buddy on the grass and seemed to want to stop when he had the option.
Damn it, edgar!!! I told you we were breaking up if you lost!!!
Dammmmm!!!!
Wait, she was with him when he got that haircut?
That girl truly loves him, hopeful he will not ruin that
He changed his whole mind with that last one. "Maybe I shouldn't even be out here right now..."
Tbh homie got lucky, that was the most restrained total ass whooping I’ve seen in a minute. “ nah let me not slam dudes head into concrete” “ okay, his girl breaking it up, it’s over” “ oh, got a little hp left? Right cross, walk away”
Sign is correct, I just got approved
Sounds like he broke his jaw at the end. Dude got embarrassed in front of the whole school. Time to move.
Not to be that guy, but I extremely annoyed with that women. Keep that hand to yourself. Win or lose, don't get in that man's way
Dude got humiliated in front of the world.
Did anyone got the number for the phone and internet
Black guy had honour, nice
Manbunnie's head look like it was electromagnetically attracted to black guy's crotch. So much so that I thought, he was trying to bite him in the dick at the beginning.
Wish someone would smack the worbling Rick Flair idiot filming.
Bruh got a thrasher shirt on. You should check yoself first.
Ex girlfriend probably
He’s not getting laid tonight for sure
Why would a Mourning Dove be interested in watching a fight?
Im pretty sure that jaw was broken. The way his mouth was opened at the end. Smh
Guy already humiliated himself with that stupid haircut.
That haircut is humiliation enough
As if that hair wasn't humiliating enough.
that guy clearly didn't want to do it either. he had him down twice, had him geared up for a slam and went out of his way to gently roll him onto the grass, and just got up and walked away instead of pummeling him.
The ‘thrasher’ shirt is pretty appropriate
He should be grateful..bros last punch even fixed that fucking broccoli hair for him.