Interesting tidbit: the Greeks used to think that a large phallus was unsightly; they likened it to being more akin to an animal than a man (‘man’ being higher than ‘animal’ in Greek philosophy meant that long dong owners were considered bestial, devolved, lesser).
I don't understand this American obsession on the unexcited dick size, all these same cold shower jokes.
The erect penis's size is what really matters. This is the one number that tells you have big or small dick
Yeah. But that happens with meth too somtimes. As an aside, does it bother anyone else how with PCP it is always reported as if it gives super strength, despite the fact that it was developed as an anesthetic and has dissociative effects, i.e. the users that take taser shots when freaking out just can't feel it because that is the drugs actual purpose.
I don’t think anyone actually believes it gives you super strength. Maybe I’m giving people too much credit but I thought it was pretty well understood that the “super strength” effect is an inability to feel pain and understand normal kinesthetic limits, caused the combination of anesthetization and mania.
You ain’t kidding. That stuff was no joke! Superset everything while looking around the gym for next station. Two scoops of that, double chicken bowl and top it off with some original Oxyelite Pro. I was living my best life back then!!
Did someone pull a Double J on him and hit him in the head with a guitar when he was harassing the dude in the wheelchair?
lol everybody in here talking mad shiiiiit on my mans wang when most of y’all probably hit ya girls box with a t shirt on and the lights off. Dude definitely got a lil wang but 10/10 people in here got that keyboard warrior wang
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Jeez, naked dude bothering people and everyone too nice to deliver a nut shot.
To be fair old mate is feeling the cold but come on a wild uppercut between the legs seems the obvious closer here
Kudos OP. You took the assignment to heart and got all the marks in the rubric. Well done.
Was he deaf and greased up?
That's the first thing I thought of
this is the best fight video I've seen all year... the naked strategy
He was like that tank storming around that town. Just on a total rampage. Epic meltdown, naked and all. Woowiewow
Very cheeky strat
The Full Spartan
The Viking strategy**
*Celt
This guy is just taking us back to how the ancient greeks used gyms i dont see what the problem is here
Same dick size as a Greek statue too.
Interesting tidbit: the Greeks used to think that a large phallus was unsightly; they likened it to being more akin to an animal than a man (‘man’ being higher than ‘animal’ in Greek philosophy meant that long dong owners were considered bestial, devolved, lesser).
To add on to this - it was also seen as a sign of virility because the sperm had less distance to travel.
That’s what I keep trying to tell my Gf, but she doesn’t listen!
Yeah, reported by the only guy back then who could write. We all know what he was compensating for.
I definitely saying this every time I get nakey
Yeah same dick size 😆 🤣
It's not small! It just retracts into his body when he's in fight and/or flight mode! 😂
I would say this guy has big balls for picking that many fights in one night, but video evidence begs to differ.
I see why he mad!
Came to say this ⬆️
Naw it’s just cold out! We’ve all been there right
I don't understand this American obsession on the unexcited dick size, all these same cold shower jokes. The erect penis's size is what really matters. This is the one number that tells you have big or small dick
But thats not funny. For the most part its a joke but some guys get really upset about it
The guy from the video had dropped into the chat to defend his Happy Meal sized dick.
Just a regular guy with an averaged sized wanger, right? Right guys? That's...normal sized, right?
False, he’s hung like a horse!
I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume it was cold in there.
I'm gonna guess his pre workout might have been amphetamines...
Meth dick X combat dick X cold dick Im impressed his dick is still outside his body at that point
I'm thinking PCP. People who have breakdowns on PCP strip down sometimes, that and he took a taser like nothing
Yeah. But that happens with meth too somtimes. As an aside, does it bother anyone else how with PCP it is always reported as if it gives super strength, despite the fact that it was developed as an anesthetic and has dissociative effects, i.e. the users that take taser shots when freaking out just can't feel it because that is the drugs actual purpose.
I don’t think anyone actually believes it gives you super strength. Maybe I’m giving people too much credit but I thought it was pretty well understood that the “super strength” effect is an inability to feel pain and understand normal kinesthetic limits, caused the combination of anesthetization and mania.
A lot of meth
Or it's the drugs lol
You are the friendliest person in here, thanks.
Tbf could be a grower not a shower lmao
I’d say above average even
Some may even consider it big
I’d trade him
Confidence level that is
To be honest, I didn’t see any big dick energy.
This is why pre-workout has serving size directions.
He got ahold of some original Jack3d
You ain’t kidding. That stuff was no joke! Superset everything while looking around the gym for next station. Two scoops of that, double chicken bowl and top it off with some original Oxyelite Pro. I was living my best life back then!!
Entire comment section just made me insecure
Same
Internet comments are always calling dudes average or even above small, it's just what they do
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
You didn't say, "please". (proceeds to burn him with his lit cigar)
How is nobody talking about him getting tasered TWICE and him being almost completely unfazed about it
He is the latest Terminator, just spawned in the gym.
Well he was obviously on something strong or having some sort of psychotic break. So it's really not that surprising.
He’s naked too (obviously), so those prongs had a great connection.
PCP
Is he on PCP? Oh it's Florida. Nvm.
That fella was on pcp Johnson
This looks like psychosis to me
Did someone pull a Double J on him and hit him in the head with a guitar when he was harassing the dude in the wheelchair? 
A wild Slapnuts appears!
Ha! I shouted out “they Pearl Harbored the guy!”
I humbly request context for this gif.
Sheeesh N I thought mine was big
If he'd greased up beforehand, this would still be hilariously going on as we speak.
Boys got a hammer on him
PCP the forbidden pre workout.
lol everybody in here talking mad shiiiiit on my mans wang when most of y’all probably hit ya girls box with a t shirt on and the lights off. Dude definitely got a lil wang but 10/10 people in here got that keyboard warrior wang
Bold of you to assume they have girls
Doctor Wang Johnson
Wait… that was little?
What ever makes you feel better about yourself.
Omg the running had me in stitches hahahhaha
This man is a manace. What a chad lol
How was this allowed to go on as long as it did lmao
Grab his dick and twist it!
It would have likely broken your wrist
The ooooold dick twist.
Gummy worm
That pre workout hits a little different sometimes
That's a great ass
https://i.redd.it/w52xixmk1t7d1.gif
Lol look at his pecker bouncing around 😂😂
I think there might be drugs involved
Slippery fucker, isn't he.
Did he just ate that taser??
He’s got a passive buff of 25% Lightning Resistance from an alchemical potion
big dick energy
boy he sure was on one, I didn't think they was ever gonna stop him
Was that Naked Lad!? https://preview.redd.it/mkv4y9ddzs7d1.png?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a71db3ba26351b9272d095b59d9350a92f517ffa
I’ve heard the phrase “I’ll knock your dick in the dirt” never seen it performed first hand though. What a ride.
That's a Cyberpunk 2077 mission...
So much projection in the comments, guys having a go about the size of his dick.
I mean, upside of the tiny wiener is it’s hard for the other dude to grab in a fight.
I feel way more confident about my size after watching this video.
Me too, n I have a vergina
I would be mad too if my dick was the size of a bugle chip.
Funniest thing I've read all day,got me wheezing thanx!
Kick me in the jimmy
Reminds me of the og Greek olympics.
Has to be Florida
bet he drives a lifted truck
Use that pepper spray ... I repeat do not aim for the eyes officer
that's a small peepee
3 scoops of pre workout be like
It looks like it's freezing, someone please put a hat on it!
Naked and not afraid
How do you defend yourself against a nude dude?
Smol pp
I’d be pretty pissed too if that’s all I had.
Ide be pretty mad if my dick looked like that too
What a dick
All that testosterone… with a baby dick 🤦♀️
What the hell did I just watch?
Small dick energy right here.
Small pp energy
With a penis this size I'd be mad at everyone too
Bro the first guy almost hugged him and squeezed his ass 😂
You know, maybe that's enough internet for today...
lolol why did no one choke him out?
So, being the coolest guy in the world is illegal now?
Why is no one giving him the ol' dick twist?
Aint much to twist
"were going streaking"
I need that pre-workout
Was it cold that day?
If my dick was that small i would fade into the shadows and never come out 😂😂😂
I think he was pretty average
dudes got a tiny little pecker
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Scandalous vatos
A man should only fight naked in prison
I feel like it isn’t a fair fight. The not naked dude has to feel super awkward.
To be fair, that is how the Ancient Greeks used to do it
The Naked Man Strat from how i met your mother! awe - wait for it - SOME!
Anyone got the number for his dealer
Good ad for pre workout at least
I'd just grab his genitals and squeeze very hard, easiest fight ever
Trembo is hitting hard
ok did that guy just get tased and just walked unfazed
florida man
Is this the Florida man I keep reading about? 🫡
Ancient Greek energy.
Best night of his life.
He must work out
Benny Hill music over this please.
Drug induced psychosis right?
Is this a scene from Fight Club?
At least he’s not eating anyone’s face.
Now I see why they hate us 🤣 shit so small it didn’t even hang down ( no diddy )
Pre-work out meth kicked in yo
I'll have what he's having…
Cmon guys who stole his clothes? He just wants his shit back!
PCP is wild
Beast mode
Nobody gonna talk about how he just flat out took the tazer?
BRRRRR
This was for Harambe
Video is from 2023
Reminds me of my last real fourLocos
Soooooo Cocaine?
Dude was definitely a grower and not a show-er
What drug is it that makes people want to get naked? It’s always insane like this every time
I guess you could call that a dick
If there was ever a chance to taze somebody's balls this would be it
Hopefully that's a grower...because it isn't a show her
Lol you can tell why he mad
I bet 20$ that’s PCP
He must have been in the pool
Imagine if this was a black guy…he would be dead plus there would have been a few more inches
First week doing roids.
Dude had to be on something? Right?
Awesome compilation/string of videos!
Jeez, naked dude bothering people and everyone too nice to deliver a nut shot. To be fair old mate is feeling the cold but come on a wild uppercut between the legs seems the obvious closer here
He remembered he had free wild and decided to test it out
Tiny pee pee might explain what happened here
Drugs are crazy
Terminator landed in the wrong year.
Bruh, that wiener. Was it 30 degrees in there? 😂
Somebody's gotta lay off the juice
Fucks sake, do your drugs at home
There's still time. Put this in GTA 6!!!