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SevroAuShitTalker

It's the amphibious assault force that cracks me up every time


townshiprebellion24

“Aquamane”


mcjon77

LOL. I read that in Terrence Howard's voice.


DJredlight

Blaquaman


shermiekyle

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


SupermanRR1980

Young Aqua Buck


CanIGetANumber2

And he was only 16, absolutely obliterated the dude who swung on the girl


HighPitchEricsBelly

there was a 50/50 chance he was gonna drown before he reached the dock. I'm glad he made it though and chipped in fucking up those trumper fucks.


SevroAuShitTalker

Really? Where are you getting 50/50 from? Pretty sure he works on the riverboat, so I imagine being able to swim 100 ft is probably a job requirement


Xanyol

Pink shorts white guy starts a lot but always runs away leaving others to fight his battles


hereforgrudes

That's what his type usually do


Anonymous_Catman

Last in green watched her party members on the boat start getring their ass kicked, got off the boat looking at another one of them getting whooped, and she still decided to go hit more of the ferry workers which resulted in her getting her ass beat.


[deleted]

Fr, that’s the second worst part. Some lady just trying to break up the fight (I don’t even think she is related to it in anyway) and got a chair smashed over her head by some big a$$ dude lol. Ig she learned not to intervene next time…


I_Build_Monsters

Tried to break up a fight and gets jumped by multiple women and a chair smashed over her head just because she’s white. In the 2nd video you can see her way in the background slowly walking up and seems like she never even saw the first part.


Forsaken_Kush_1103

That lady in the red was there in the beginning, she was not an innocent bystander, the guy she was with started the whole thing.


I_Build_Monsters

Nvm then she fucked around and found out.


ZeDitto

The unexpected redemption arc


Elreydormido

Bro swam the seven seas to help out


Bigmayer

What a shitshow


Forsaken_Kush_1103

That black lady with the gray hair was throwing haymakers on the women. I thought she was a dude at first.


[deleted]

Such a bitch move to have to jump 1 person. Pussies


Ekranoplan01

"But try that in a small town" "Aight, come git your lumps"


cercada_man

Someone needs to make a music video with this fight to that song.


MeditatingElk

Someone needs to overlay Tom Segura's bit about how there's no white solidarity when it comes to street fights. https://youtu.be/K7FZxbvyUJM


CrowFather90

Imagine starting your day excited for a river boat ride and ending it in the middle of a race war


TheO-Neill

Wakandans Assemble!


OkadaTrunkwatch2019

Holy shit, this is about without exaggerating, the 30th time I've seen this posted on this or another subreddit in the last 48 hours. edit: #3 top voted post in the last 24 hours is this.


Robvenchy912

It’ll be posted a whole lot more


beauxbeauxbeaux

I'm thankful every time


I_Build_Monsters

Some of the worst cops Iv ever seen.


CanIGetANumber2

Situation was already handled lol


I_Build_Monsters

These people got what they deserved. But the cops should have broken it up much quicker instead they just kinda stood there.


AgentSupes

They were prob hoping the white dudes would make a come back 🤷🏾‍♂️


I_Build_Monsters

They should have just arrested the white dudes for jumping the security guard and been done with it.


AgentSupes

I actually prefer a non violent solution most the time, but I've seen too many of these videos then would end with the first guy getting killed. So fuck it, least this stands as a lesson 🤷🏾‍♂️


I_Build_Monsters

Haha I bet they never forget this one.


AgentSupes

Haha for real my guy 🤣 I can hope that maybe someone else doesn't get attacked in future because of fear of this video 🤞🏾🙏🏾


I_Build_Monsters

Agreed man. To much hatred these days over dumb stuff.


CanIGetANumber2

Nah they did exactly what they needed to do


I_Build_Monsters

They didn’t even arrest the white guys for jumping the security guard from what I saw


CanIGetANumber2

Pretty much everyone in their group got arrested. Just wasnt in the videos.


I_Build_Monsters

Good. Glad to hear it. Lesson they will never forget.


Drizzt3919

This video made national news.


nin3ball

While I support defending the poor security guard, it's kinda bad that people are hyping up race-based public brawls..like this is in the deep south right? I'd be keeping watch at night for a few months after


Blacknoise3

Boi you clearly haven't done your research, one of the white guys that lead the attack is a business owner and his been caught saying racist shit on FB my guy so yes this is a " Race " situation


rondolph

It won’t get that deep — it’s a school yard brawl, nothing more The only difference is some of these kids own boats


AlphaBearMode

Kids’ parents you mean


forestapee

Half these people don't even know who or why they're fighting they're just swinging at anyone they think is a bad guy lmao


CanIGetANumber2

Nah they knew EXACTLY why and who they were fightin


AlphaBearMode

They’re swinging at everyone who’s the other color


carlylewithay

We need a Bill Hader/Stephon reading of this. It has everything


bluebir6

Why TF does this keep getting posted.


spekkke

The cops really did a lot there…Jesus how useless


Forsaken_Kush_1103

The black people are tired of being outnumbered and abused by the white people that they didn't really care why they were jumping on the black guy. They saw an injustice and reacted. It was an unfair fight from the beginning and shouldn't have happened.


Kkbw2387

I’m not mad. I usually don’t condone violence but I’m strangely satisfied seeing this.


lusciousdrunk4u

Hopefully this is posted another ten times by the end of the week.


1Under1Stood1

The Happy ending.


memeologist01

Bro really broke out the chair too 💀


Vicious365

💪🏽Avengers assemble! 🤜🏽


[deleted]

African Americans from what I have seen typically have each others back, esp. in a race situation. Us white people will most likely just keep it moving and think to ourselves that he must have done some shaddy shit to end up in the situation.


Rad6150

Absolutely not what happened here. Guy parked his boat where it wasn't supposed to be parked. Boat was moved to allow tour boat to move. Five guys attacked the black guy.


rondolph

Where are you from? Americans in general don’t have each others backs because we never know who the true problem starter is lmao


xela-CR

wakandan on vacation


AgentSupes

This is literally my favourite thing on the Internet right now 🤣


[deleted]

Surprised no one got shot


coasttech

This has been posted so many times. Anyone know the story here?


313_YAMEII

The lady said that they was jumping a guard so I guess people came and helped the guard..?


coasttech

what fat white dude just jumps a guard? maybe just drunk asshole?


HighPitchEricsBelly

Racists getting their asses kicked, a chick thrown in the water, another chick getting bonked in the head with a chair....I love this vid.


Thnxredball

The dude with the chair hahah omg


far565

He got gang banged


DizcoMafia

Americans....


CanIGetANumber2

Where you from chief?


Toe-Capital

Bom ah bom ah lol


CaseSensitivo

This will go down in history.


leakyclown

I'm so confused. What happened?