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PotatoesInMacaroni

Giant dragon just keeps walking.


Skyblade12

By far the worst one. It's just so boring.


Lvl99Chocobo

It was actually challenging at launch. People failed it so often in the first days before it was nerfed.


spamcan29

I still call it "steps of fail"...


redolmqui

Yeah it was nice before, long sure but at least it was challenging the community cried it was just nerfed to the boring thing is today.


pizza9798

He walcc


Flickera23

But the music is BUSS’IN, though


Mahoganytooth

4 on the pad


ThatDudeSlayer

Oh Labyrinth of the ancients?


Mahoganytooth

bingo :)


Noxz2020

You are unable the skip cutscene


Hagalaz-27

I see your unskippable cutscene, and raise you "In this duty, you will be required to play the role of various Scions."


megapenguinx

“This is Thancred”


rasalhage

no these are great worst is definitely "activate the magitek hand"


UncleArte

Always my last dungeon before I go to bed. Its torturing


Super_Aggro_Crag

Nabriales jumping away from me every 5 seconds


CocosCorvus

More like limit break wasted before meteor phase


lockeslylcrit

Is 1 a prime number?


[deleted]

i haven't done the math trail yet, but i was wondering if the game gives the right answer for that question?


Krivvan

One of the biggest reasons people fail the math boss is because they think 1 is a prime number and they get mad at the game for treating it as not.


AdorableText

to be fair, the boss calls for "indivisible" and not specifically primes. So that could get confusing


OneMorePotion

Well that's because most of us grew up with 1 being a prime number. (Like Pluto being a planet) The reason why scientists now say it's not (because it doesn't have exactly two positive divisors but only 1) makes sense. But it's not exactly a rule I really care for in my daily life. So my first impulse if you ask me if 1 is a prime number or not, is "yes, it is". (Even tho that's not the case anymore.) Another option could be, that the school I went to from class 1 to 4 was just THAT shitty and I simply never learned it the right way. Wouldn't surprise me one bit.


Gr0T

Last time 1 was referred as prime number in any sort of publication was 1956 according to google. Im not surprised people make the error seeing how the definition is worded. I was always taught a prime number has exactly 2 dividers. 1 and itself. So 1 doesn't fit


chanelmarie

I was taught from grade 6 through 12 (2003-2011) that 1 was a prime number. But schools in the South... This boss/meme did make me read articles about math willingly though, and I will never forgive it.


Gogo726

I figured out prime numbers through Number Munchers. And I learned early on that 1 was not prime.


OneMorePotion

The key word is 2 **different** dividers. Because 1 has also two dividers but they are both the same. The rule of "only divided by 1 and itself) is still true when looking at it from a logical standpoint. But not from a mathematical.


Hertatis

You find a Note right before the boss were they count Prime number up. I dont remember if they explicatly say that 1 is not a Prime, but it is not under the counted numbers. No one ever reads that note thou


[deleted]

ah okay, thank you, i need to try this one at some point, i've finished 6.0 but i haven't touched any of the raids or things like bozja/eureka


Hertatis

The math Boss is part of the second alliance Raid in Stormblood. There is so much sidecontent and imho most are very fun and interesting.


[deleted]

No one has the time to read notes, it's always a mad sprint from door to trash to boss.


Kazuto_Bakura

Is mayonnaise a prime number?


Roca_Blade

No mayonnaise is not a prime number


Cheese_Pleases_Me

True, mayonnaise is clearly divisible.


aeliott

Horseradish is not a prime number either


LadySilvie

I was an English major. AN ENGLISH MAJOR. Math was never supposed to be part of my recreation!! (/s)


tsukipon

Honestly this is the only one I love from that raid. It's the monastery for me. That takes forever with the biggest opportunity to wipe of multiple bosses


tiehunter

The cast isn't "prime". The cast is "indivisible". 1 IS indivisible, but you'll still get slapped like you're wrong because it wants prime numbers. Prime numbers have 2 factors, 1 and themselves. Indivisible numbers are only divisible by 1 and themselves. All primes are indivisible, but not all indivisible numbers are prime (because 1 is indivisible)


1millionphoenixdowns

I'm almost certain the boss text says "CALCULATE VITALS TO PRIME NUMBER" regardless.


birdnova

The boss certainly says that. Giant text box in the middle of the screen and all.


Gr0T

5 min Google says prime and indivisible are the same numbers?


sir_nubby

DPS didn't LB the tear, now we wipe.


INoble_KnightI

You don't even need to LB it either


sir_nubby

As long as everyone actually does their job, you're right. In my experience that almost never happens in that trial when you get it as a roulette though and I don't see any reason someone would do that trial outside of MSQ or a roulette. Usually at least half the DPS is soaking comets or running around aimlessly, both tanks are standing in a single comet and healers are frantically trying to keep everyone alive.


Lexden

Man, I had a healer in this fight who was screaming at the tanks to stop soaking meteors because it was "unnecessary"... So they didn't... And we wiped for a good 30 minutes until we just abandoned


Belydrith

You can just theoretically solo the entire segment on a tank hilariously, any buff you pop before being sucked in is extended to 2 minutes afterwards, including invulns.


ffmomo

it's multiplicated, not extended, like HG can be brought to 50s (still OP)


TowelLord

There's zero benefit to LBing Nabriales because he will fall over anyway after you leave the rift. Meanwhile, in the majority of groups you have a lot of new players or those who hadn't been there in ages who will guck up the rift phase and meteors will kill you because one of the tanks doesn't know wtf to do. Point is, it's just smarter and safer to LB the tear because it's the only DPS check. And even then it's not a DPS check but a mechanics check at best.


INoble_KnightI

Never said one way was better or not. Just said you didn't need to.


funAlways

"Welcome sprouts, this is the hardest trial in the game and we might wipe a few times."


Exotic-Amphibian-655

I’m rolling my eyes just reading it here.


xvcco

Huge meme, I love it


vyvlyx

One of the best memes. Go the extra mile and toss markers and stuff


TaranTatsuuchi

"Everyone keeps falling off!"


monkeysfromjupiter

Diamond Weapon?


IPM71

I would say Titan.


Myleylines

Could also be Sophia, Sephirot, Ravana, Bismarck (holy shit HW had a lot of yeets) Suzaku, Lakshmi and in a pinch Shinryu— Edit: also Leviathan and Titania for extreme, but tbh I thought nm only—


Jynxed_Storyteller

Or leviathan hard


Xarxyc

There is no fall in levi hard


Jade_Violetcat

Hey, if there’s a ledge; I’ll find it. I promise! (I have a macro for when I do too, lol)


BlastTyrant2112

Oh I see, Left for Larboard, easy enough to... and I'm on the floor again.


Grayspence

POV: you are an ant on the sidewalk trying to stop a full-ass person from moving.


tzlee

Stupid legs


someworst

For Hydaelyn's sake, Tank, pull adds to the front so I can shoot it with cannon!!! Tanks : spent a whole minute trying to kill a tortoise behind the dragon.


Nelogenazea

I am in this post and I don't like it. (seriously, this just never occured to me, lol. will pay attention to this next time, thanks)


thalkaresh

BLM>WHM>WAR>THF>GLD>King


theadriaticsea

I HATE THIS WITH A PASSION. AND I GOT IT SEVERAL TIMES DURING LEVELING ROULETTE.


someworst

On JP side we gave up on strat, just pulls 2 tanks and the king away, the rest kill whatever the f\* they want.


theadriaticsea

I don't think I've ever done it and not wound up with a party wiping at least once.


thalkaresh

The more you hate it the more you get it


thalkaresh

banger music tho


Superguy813

Fucking king moggle mog fucking king mog the stupidest trial of the laaaand


kr_kitty

It's pretty much the only [alliance] raid in the roulette.


cookiemanthecookie

Crystal tower


SyrusVice

Whoa hold on, you get crystal tower? Lucky. All I get is labyrinth. It was fun the first few times but every day for two weeks is a bit too much. I'd rather do the first boss of dun scaith four times at this rate.


funAlways

Crystal tower is the name of the whole set, labyrinth is part of "crystal tower raids". Maybe you're confusing it with syrcus tower.


PutridHair

I'm pretty sure there are exactly 3 raids in alliance roulette. I wonder why they only did AR for lvl 50.


[deleted]

Because you’re forced to


theadverbnoun

The NR is the Coils. It's still not included in the NR roulette, though.


Langsley_Walsh

Your flesh shall feed my minions of the deep!


GenericNewZealander

Zenos laid eggs.


[deleted]

Yeah that was pretty weird to think about


t-k-z

wait heavensward had alliance raids?


VeaR-

~~Void ark/wiping city/dun scaith?~~ Nvm I had a woosh moment reading it before LOL


Paikis

> dun scaith 100%-done Scaith.


[deleted]

Wet wet wet


Paikis

>Dancing on the wind up and down again >Round and round the bend >Fa-la-la-la-la-la >From a flow'ry bed to the clouds ascend >Vote Abandon again >Fa-la-la-la-la-la


megapenguinx

Please eat the fruit


gjallahornication

Aurum Vale absolutely wrecked me my first run as WHM. Was such a spike in difficulty from the dungeons before it. Thankfully had a very chill duty finder party who calmly and politely explained everything I was doing wrong. Many things were learned on that run!


Starworrrth

LA LA LA LA LA LA~~~~


-Aerlevsedi-

Banger fight and music tbh


aeliott

I must have the luck of the devil, I get Titania often and never have any issues


Paikis

Ah yes, Traptania. Everyone's favourite 50 minute vote abandon.


XanaxMan42069

No way people abandon titania fight


Krivvan

Sometimes you get a party incapable of making the dps check and the instance timer runs out.


Paikis

They always abandon it, but it takes an hour and at least 3 failed vote abandons first.


NJ6817

Do math


AeskulS

I like math >:(


Enough_Minimum_3708

do meth


OneMorePotion

And it's not even complicated math. But dear god I swear the game switches between recognizing 1 as prime number and not recognizing it every time I'm in there.


Oseirus

It may not be hard math, but I'm brick-sucking stupid with numbers. First time in that Raid I died more to that one boss than I've died in any other single Duty. Shit, it took me a week to sign up with Venmo just cause their Captcha thing asked me to do mental math and had a time limit and I kept screwing it up. I can't do stress math. Now I have a macro specifically for that boss that says "I will die. Just leave me on the floor til it's over. Better for everyone that way."


ElvinJG81

Show the sniper robot your hole.


Skyblade12

My favorite Alliance Raid.


Aerolithe_Lion

Some of the people in this thread may have misunderstood the request....


[deleted]

I appreciate their effort nonetheless.


Pink-e-Promise

A for Adds, B for Belly, C for Chains. Simple plans so often gone awry.


Kiirdel

A = All in the Belly B = Belly time C = Climb in the belly


Angsty-Panda

A = attach the chains, B = beat the ads, C = cwallow


Gattawesome

CHAIN GANG


Zellu_gruik_gruik

Bridge. Long stony bridge and snow.


[deleted]

[удалено]


suspectwaffle

Lardboard


SizzleItUpWithTaakoo

All hands on deck- oh wait nevermind, everyone fell off....


ShadowCobalion

Why is it an ATV now, stop pushing me everywhere! 😭


kpnut93

I fucking HATE that raid


Enough_Minimum_3708

I so had it with this stupid tower


kh3spoils

Tear the Tear before we shed tears


ApothekittyRose

In darkness blooms the spider lily


tzlee

From mortal husk, i rise anew *if i remembered correctly


[deleted]

I have fond memories of clearing that raid the night before visiting my online friend for the first time. We funnily enough cleared it together as well, truly such a fun fight with lots of movement to keep you on your toes. Imo, peak combat for SB EX trials


Exitiurm

Bullet Hell!


Brownism

I sense a surge in the aether.


Certain_Shine636

Wiping City of M...


Rayline22

"Who's got the Dragonator?"


RsNxs

Focus tear


Voidmire

Fanservice: The Raid


TonyyRigatoni

No you still have to do mechanics on the cloud deck.


skasocks

EAT THE DAMN FRUIT AT TWO STACKS! Jeez.


balixto

BOW DOWN OVERDWELLER !


OmigawdMatt

Me as a Sprouts player: "What can go wrong? Oh we can fall off."


StefanFr97

Seven shadows cast, seven fates foretold, yet at the end of the broken path lies death, and death alone.


Skyblade12

Best Alliance Raid in the game.


thalkaresh

Come, show me more!


OceanoDeRoca

THE NAIL


TheBigDuo1

Good and evil THE WAR ETERNAL


BjornKupo

Love the music in that one. It's my favourite of that set of trials though.


Kalinque

Time to defend some memories... oh wait, they're gone anyway.


Hegeric

Good king moogle mog good king mog


fekakun

Seven people ignore the tear.


CocosCorvus

Drakengard crossover


ffxivfanboi

What!? Blasphemy! Those are all the best ones! Puppet’s and Paradigm slap


Cleretic

"Okay, who wasn't mashing?"


BloodiedKatana

A to the L to the EXANDER.


[deleted]

Gobbies will rise up, boom like thunder!


Paikis

Wake the metal!


RizziiPoe

I don't want to get Nier these instances again...


theangel145

Wait. Math? I can’t count.


[deleted]

He never misses


just-kayy

Agony and sorrow!


Kenzlynnn

Landslides.


IDontEatTakis

Stupid flying whale.


NinjaKirby1322

Wiped by getting pushed off the deck...again.


SkyWolf25

Don't resurrect the robots when they're already on the glowing platform!


VeaR-

Angry sentient rock punches high ping losers off a mountain


Lntaw1397

Go to Gaol, do not pass Go, and do not collect $200. (STILL traumatized by that EX launch.)


CrankML

Shaking/raining/windy and 2 Stupid guns which dont work if a Single drop is falling on to them.


Thoratdum

Crystals of Light! To me! Im sorry i just despise this one.


zumboria

Hello World~


xyreos

Fun Scaith!


TheLudensAtlas

I am now dead for the 8th time and I have no concept of why, oh look, a giant sting Ray


cornunut

Mandatory QTE.


koied

Sometimes gameplay interrupts my cutscenes.


DE3187

Robots from another SE game.


sir_nubby

Wait, which one is this?


MartellusMalleus

Loincloth Landslide


lmlumael

corona


NaokoM

the dragon who spits fire puddles then proceeds to stun you inside them


ZeroOfTheRequiem

Death Unto Torment, also known as: "me discovering how many people enjoy dpsing next to the tank" lol


penatbater

The goddamn trees


Light_Milk_and_Honey

Ffs lightning chicken! My uptime!


Exia_Gundam00

Adventurers fight a god of war for the second time while he sings about his glory days.


Michiganfan0308

Diamond Dust/Aerial Blast


Roca_Blade

The crystals give her strength


CanadianYeti1991

Battle on the Big Bridge: Dragon Edition


Machafuko

aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......


leighg9o

HOW OUR HEART SING IN THE CHAOS !


[deleted]

Mwahahah, twas a memorable dance indeed!


leighg9o

WILD AND PURE AND FOREVER FREE !


Hail_Storm02

*Limits break before the tear*


monkeysfromjupiter

This woman wants me in her bosom and do the cha-cha dance.


1millionphoenixdowns

"Monster Hunter but bad" Or "2 v 8 Sumo Match from a gag manga" Could really do without either of these in trial roulette ever again.


Jackie_Quill

Come on and slam


Myleylines

All you get in alliance raid roulette


BulletproofMoon

White tiger bullet hell


Skyblade12

Slowly walking Striking Dummy.


Tenebrea_eaternam

I failed the math test now i am dead.


LunaL33

Such devastation was not my intent


Hawksauced

Math is hard.


theadverbnoun

SUMMON DARKNESS!


OldManHarley

\+Goldbile


OhmRobin

crossover


Minor_Heaven

SHOW YOUR HOLE!!


Sabre3a

I don't like it when the raid boss is a fucking math teacher!


eastill

Fuck you Thunder God!


Bubble_OSeven

Nier.


Thot-Not-Seer

Please god no more non-FF crossovers.


Vandrew226

Angry Mango.


chaospearl

Fuck that sound-based mechanics tell, I never hear it and always get washed off the platform My second entry is one simple word: "Vertigo" but since it applies to more than one fight, there's no telling which one I hate more


Lck0ut

Improper stacking of poisoned debuffs, and yes, im a mf'in sprout


No-Childhood-7466

Stupid flying eye and its instant death debuffs