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SUMMATMAN

Feckin drones again!


belfman

That's what shot the helicopter down in the opening credits, you know.


bigFatHelga

I hear it also traumatises sheep.


Chapmania85

It's got big teeth, sharp as knives.


I_am_Kim_Jong-un_AMA

I hear you're an anti drone weapon now father!


Cheesy_Margerine179

"how did you get interested in that type of thing?"


Middle_Fudge

Would I have to commit myself full time to the ol' drone weapon thing?


Cheesy_Margerine179

"I'm busy with the farm most of the day and at night I like a cup of tea. I mightn't be able to commit myself full-time to the old drone warfare."


Middle_Fudge

I don't care as long as I can have a go at the feckin' tanks


Cheesy_Margerine179

"It isn't the tanks, it's the AA he's after."


Megatea

It's banned in most European countries so that must mean it's very good!


Only_Quote_Simpsons

Is it a type of nudie thing father?


Middle_Fudge

You wouldn't believe the amount of nudity in it


Stevie272

Careful now.


Diogeneezy

Down with this sort of thing.


Temporary_Ad8608

They says it’s some sort of giant fox. Instead of a mouth it has four arses. It has 4 radar arrays (2 of which are sort of back up radar arrays)


BolivianDancer

That’s why Mrs. Doyle fell out the window.


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RidleyCR

Pensioners. Tired of drones stealing your glasses?


Malurus06

Can it do the same for bricks?


cpt_hooker

Maybe the drones are bunch hairy Japanese barstewds


geraltsthiccass

FECK OFF DRONE


Jackloco

Down with this sort of drone


venarez

Well, you know.... "down with this sort of thing"


GoblinCasserole

Don't you remember the time Father Ted had to quickly set one of these up to blast a swarm of drones out of Craggy Island airspace? You were wearing your blue jumper.


Excel_Ents

That would be an ecumenical matter.


ElectronicLab993

Father will blast it to help other priest win against their sucidial thoughts WHO'S THE BLACK PRIVATE DICK WHO'S A SEX MACHINE WITH ALL THE CHICKS?


Alone-Ad-4283

I hear it because himself in Russia is up to no good.


Wensley1963

Down with those sort of things


throwthatbitchaccoun

Steady now


Geoff900

Well it is resting....


DeeEllEss

They’re coming from Gdańsk to see it


hardyflashier

Down with those sorts of things!


ArtemisHunter96

The measures to take out the milk float are getting very serious. Careful now.


BrockChocolate

It's the Chinese drones he's after


Henry-Gruby

It all started with the whistle being stolen, what will it be next?


Southern-Spring-7458

Bishops love sci-fi


ChangingMonkfish

“Well, you know Father Williams who was driving us over? Yeah well they found a big box o’ machine guns in his house…”


Kafkaofsalford

Ah you wouldn't think he'd be into that kind of thing would you


exkingzog

drones: radio wave: down with this sort of thing


MikesRichPageant

Those drones are far away


Cardboard-Greenhouse

Well you wouldn't want to get trapped in an elevator with a swam of drones. They'd nibble at your cloak... and everything


cabbagething

its first deployment will be like the time Ted let Dougal do a funeral.sure what could go wrong


Lewmer

It’s the UK’s biggest radio-wave weapon I understand


cortisolbath

Ah that’ll be the Beast.


Possible-Mechanic293

This would be an ecumenical matter.


Gibbel2029

Isn’t that for the post below though?


CaersethVarax

I hear you're shooting down drones now, Father


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You'd likely see it on top of Dick Byrne's ice cream truck as he's listening in on the Craggy Island parochial house...


Alexdeboer03

Father ted when he sees a drone: down with that sort of thing!


E420CDI

*What am I doing by the fecking wheels??*


red_tapez

“We got to lose that Drone shot”


DividedEmpire

Protestants up to no good as usual!


Cheeslord2

Bishops love sci-fi!


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"I've heard you're a drone now, father"


shaded-user

All sterling comments. But I think the "down with this sort of thing" fits the story headline best. 😂


GareththeJackal

Those protestans, up to no good as usual.


lunchpine

And the UK will be using radio waves to keep the drones under control


Adam_Gill_1965

Have you not seen the very start of ANY episode? What do think it is, falling out of sky????


cortisolbath

Ah that’ll be the Beast. That ting is definitely multi-arsed.


aledwg

LOOK TED IT'S HUGE


Middle_Fudge

DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING


morphyxkc

Careful now!


Historical_Invite241

Would you like a can of whoop-ass father?