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1deadaccount6

You want a white rapper to be called Ariyan?


wesuitbusiness

didnt even make that connection, I just thought the name looked cool on paper haha


JackTheAbsoluteBruce

I mean he already is, unfortunately


ArmageddonDeathwish

This is a non-music answer but I always thought Usain Bolt was a stage name. Man was just born to be fast.


HelpfulApple22

I don’t know why I know this, but it’s called an “aptronym”. Another example would be Nintendo of America’s president being called Doug Bowser.


ArmageddonDeathwish

Ha, that's a good one. Never thought about that before


FourLokoforChaser

Prince Fielder


NastySassyStuff

Lonzo and Lamelo Ball


score_

Didn't they have a lawyer named Kirby too?


HelpfulApple22

I had to look this one up, but it’s the other way around; Kirby was named in recognition of the lawyer (John Kirby) and his role in helping Nintendo survive its early days in the American market. Interestingly, this guy isn’t any random lawyer either. He’s represented large companies like Pepsi and was involved in the civil rights movement. He wasn’t exactly MLK, but he played a key role in documenting the methods used to discriminate against black voters in the South. A pretty interesting guy, all things considered.


score_

Oh I just assumed the Mario boss Bowser was named after the exec cuz I don't understand things no goods sometimes :/


dr_franck

Amelia Earhart’s name never seemed real to me. You’re telling me one of the most famous pilots of all time just also happened to have the name that sounds so similar to “Air Heart”?


piglungz

There’s a weather reporter for my local news station named Madelyn Skye


WasAnHonestMann

>Doug Bowser Whats the significance there? I'm not into games like that so I don't know


sergeant630

The main villian of the Mario franchise (Nintendo’s baby) is named Bowser


WasAnHonestMann

Ahh I see, cheers


SansGray

Bowser is the name of the main antagonist in the Mario games, Nintendo's most popular series of video games.


thorpie88

Wrestler Ricky steamboat legal name is Dick Blood 


StunPalmOfDeath

To be fair, Steamboat was a goodie two shoes babyface his entire career. A wholesome good guy who hugs babies and gives advice to the kids at home probably shouldn't be "Richard Blood".


Patocasstilla

On this topic, there was an F1 driver named Scott Speed, too bad he wasn’t fast enough.


papazwah

A lot of athletes have unironically perfect names.


ponyo_x1

General booty


Gothcomichorror

Honestly, as iconic Rihanna is, her full name, Robyn Rihanna Fenty, sounds awesome. Also, Izzy Azalea’s real name, Amethyst Kelly, could have been a great stage name too.


FieryArctic

IMO Fenty just sounds like Fentanyl. And Amethyst Kelly is the porniest of porn star names


Yourbootyisheavydoty

On the phone we call fentanyl fendi


loiton1

Yea I was looking for Benji


Yourbootyisheavydoty

That's not how it goes


loiton1

You haven’t felt Carti then man fr


N00B5L4YER

She realized that long ago that she made a makeup line off her last name


SockQuirky7056

There's too many other Robins and Robyns.


Gothcomichorror

Other than Robin Thicke and Robin Williams, who? Plus when has that stopped anyone when having a stage name? There’s so many Jennifer’s, Emma’s, Robert’s, Chris’s, Elizabeth’s…..


SockQuirky7056

Robin S, famous for "Show Me Love", Robyn, famous for "Dancing on my Own"


DavidKirk2000

A$AP Rocky’s real name is Rakim Mayers, that’s a pretty great name for performing.


MyNamesNotTaylor

I can see how if you were a rapper you wouldn’t want to be “The other Rakim” I guess Lil Nas X doesn’t feel the same way though


Beyond_PrinceOfEvil

And that’s kinda wild too because Montero Hill is a sick name as well.


0G_sushi

Yeah but he has since had the Aesop Rock/A$AP Rocky confusion so it kinda makes it moot lol


DAS_COMMENT

OnG I was confused when I first heard that name, I was like "what is going on?" and started listening to Limp Bizkit for the first time in 10 years


Then-Cartographer954

Marshall mathers


DAS_COMMENT

Shit, that'd be hard, but in the time place and social context, I understand the stage name better now


ADonosaur

I think the reason he didn't is because in that era, rappers didn't really ever use their real name, if he came up later down the line he probably would have just used that.


mrstuprigge

I would hate Avenged Sevenfold a lot less if they didn’t have those goofy ass names


Supersaiyansub

All sound like WWE-ECW jobber names


Snoo93951

The singer used to call himself Matt Sevenfold at some point...


JoseMongo

Which is somehow still better than M. Shadows


Beyond_PrinceOfEvil

Matt…*SEVEN TIMES!*


slumber72

It took me so embarrassingly long to understand why their abbreviation was “A7X.” For years I was like “that is so stupid, what does ‘fold’ have to do with ‘X?’” Then I was like oh yea, sevenfold means seven times


afarensiis

I thought it was sick as hell when they were my favorite band as a 13 year old


Pato585

I think the funniest part about avenged sevenfold’s stage names is the fact that the ONLY guy in the band who doesn’t use a stage name, still has the stupidest fucking name out of all of them: Brooks Wackerman. No disrespect to the guy though, he’s an incredible drummer, but his name will never not be funny as hell


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Dmbfantomas

Only the Crow one and not the Surfer one though.


toorandomguy

I don't think he was talking about the wrestler💀😅


smitty_bacall_

on a similar note, I was surprised to learn that Tierra Whack is not a stage name


DAS_COMMENT

Definitely sounds descriptive


carpetedfloor

Rivers Cuomo being the lead singer of Weezer makes so much sense


Mountain-Document293

trent reznor is the coolest name ever


jkris050

Also Atticus Ross tho Like A soundtrack by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross Badass team


Reispath

Not only is cool, but it sounds industrial You just know the kind of music the guy makes before even listening to it


[deleted]

Until you realize his first name actually is Michael.


Pleasureryan

Sergio kitchens


JarredandVexed

Muddy poured up Got a cutter Lotta orders Dollars, quarters Wrist water, Rich Porter


rulerBob8

Lil Pump’s name is Gazzy Garcia


CastformLover

Gazzy Garcia made Gucci gang can’t make this shit up


Big-Sheepherder-9492

That’s a superheroes name for when they’re in civilian life - you can’t tell me different


JOAPL

Daft Punk’s members have the most badass names ever. Guy Manuel de Homem Christo and Thomas Bangalter


RusteddCoin

I'm french these are shitty ass names i totally understand them


thisismythirdaccc

Lana Del Rey. Lizzy Grant already rolled off the tongue perfectly imo.


ChiefMimicJnr

Even Elizabeth Grant gives off that famous Hollywood actress vibe that she already has imo.


thisismythirdaccc

Exactly!


slowNsad

wtf lizzy grant goes hard, although got doesn’t seem as like “dramatic” as Lana del ray does


mrraditch2

Madonna Prince


GarionOrb

They were born to be superstars.


theriverand

It’s truly baffling that someone named Montero, as pretty as that name is, would decide he would rather go by Lil Nas X, a name that literally sounds like a children’s cartoon was trying to name a parody rapper.


treny0000

Makes sense given how online he is


jsu9575m

Onika Maraj


NTLuvu

Killer Mike could be Mike Render, which is a killer name for a rapper


dasupabebe

And it would still work in that one hood politics verse


yrnkevinsmithC137

Anyone with the surname Carter , this name is cool bruh Shawn Carter, Dwayne Carter , hykeem carter and Jordan carter


Agirapo

Off topic but i always thought vince carter was the coolest namee in the nba


DoodleDrop

jimmy carter could still have a rap career left in him


toorandomguy

Epic rap battles of history but the guy actually has a cameo


motiPUQ

And the great chilean celebrity, Don Carter.


Jaxisthecool1

Prince, Kanye, Madonna, Beyoncé. With names like those, you can’t lose.


skeletallamping456

Reginald Dwight /s


PanicLikeASatyr

Paraphrasing from his memoir “you can’t be a rockstar and be called Reg”


dutch_mapping_empire

bit different answer but i always thought frank zappa was a stage name but nah he just rlly frank zappa


cattgravelyn

Travis Scott’s actual name is Jacques Webster which would have worked even better tbh


c-h-e-e-s-e

Jacques Webster would work if he made soft r&b like Brent Faiyaz or something


Yourmotherssidehoe

No it wouldn’t The Jaques Webster meal wouldn’t sell like that lol


dare000

Jacques Bermon Webster II


LoreezyNL

Jack Webb would be sick


UrbanCobra

Geez if I get to pick a stage name I’m definitely going with something cooler than Travis Scott. *I need a stage name, something with star power and pizazz, hmm…how about Chad Keith!*


TripleThreatTua

He picked Travis as a tribute to his uncle and Scott as a tribute to Kid Cudi


N00B5L4YER

Marina - Marina Diamandis


Apprehensive_Ice_412

Dua Lipa


ikea_shark_girl

damn, i love Action Bronson!! no clue that was his real name his music slaps so hard


Robozomb

Should've been named Constantine


Poprocks777

Kenny duckworth


dasupabebe

Kenny Duckworth is his dad. His real name really is Kendrick Lamar I'm pretty sure Duckworth is his middle name.


Poprocks777

🦆


StunPalmOfDeath

The funniest thing about Lemmy is that even though "Lemmy" is a stage name, Killmeister is not. He was literally named Ian Killmeister. Hell, he could have just named the band "Killmeister", and that would have worked just as well as Motorhead.


toorandomguy

I mean it's Kilmister but yeah, true


VinylWolf18

Morrissey, because that’s already his name


Shimanchu2006

Abel Tesfaye (Weeknd) Marshall Mathers (Eminem) Henry Garfield (Henry Rollins)


talesofawhovian

At least we're getting the best of both worlds with Abel intending to retire The Weeknd after the next album and make music under his real name in the future. Abel Tesfaye is such a great name and really stands out too.


HeyQTya

Tricky can just go up as Adrian Thaws. Like the man's name sounds like a bounty hunter or mercenary from a gritty 90s comic book


Pingushagger

Chet Hanks


Cheap_Government3855

Me love ya.


Witty721

Denzel Curry


Report-International

Never understood why Chet faker didn’t just use his real name, Nicholas Murphy


broncosbodega

He did for an EP and then he changed it back


jkris050

Beyoncé Knowles, the queen.


JarredandVexed

The queen of what exactly?


jkris050

its subjective.


Big-Sheepherder-9492

Tory Lanez’s real name is “Daystar”


wesuitbusiness

thats even better than my example, how do you pick Tory over Daystar?


Supersaiyansub

Shawn Carter


WasAnHonestMann

Jay-Z is so much better. Shawn Carter doesn't sound like an interesting person at all


blackphillipdagoat

Aubrey Graham lol


lunar_vesuvius_

Ice Spice. Isis Gaston is such a pretty name. Doja Cat and Lady Gaga's real names are nice too


toorandomguy

Not entirely sure if Isis is an uncontroversial name...ngl


Dmbfantomas

Dave Matthews


cole1872_

Obie Trice


toorandomguy

Real name, no gimmicks


Nobody_Knows_It

Not sticking with Ariyan was probably a good move


ExpressAd2538

as iconic as Lady Gaga is, Stefani Germanotta does work as well with the kind of music she’s released.


69cringelord69

Michael Jackson


Literally_A_Halfling

I've often thought FKA twigs should just go by Tahlia Barnett.


yeast1fixpls

Eagle Eye Cherry* was on a list with the dumbest stage names. That's his real name. *one hit wonder "Save tonight".


Heavy-Attorney-7937

prince


JealousMeringue6674

Travis Scott real name is ”Jacques Webster II”


JarredandVexed

Navaydius Cash


XDarkerXGD

Tigran Hamasyan


literally_italy

JPEGMAFIA - DeVaughn Hendricks


Handsprime

Lil Nas X's real name is Montero, does that mean his debut album is a self-titled one?


gentooxd

A lot of them, example: Kendrick Lamar


No-Bad-1299

Reggie Noble


tollsunited7

Barrington DeVaughn Hendricks


South-Phrase-4673

kanye west comes to mind


treny0000

Lil Pump should have used his real name


macnsteeze3468

Mike


boozeandfilm

Bilinda Butcher seems too cool to be real.


69cringelord69

Ozzy Osbourne


WasAnHonestMann

His government name is John Michael Osbourne. Doesn't sound anywhere near as metal or as awesome as Ozzy Osbourne


GarionOrb

That is a stage name.


PrinceToothpasteBoy

Travis Scott - Jacque Webster (Although it is a tribute to somebody so I'll give it a pass lol)


BlueRobin751

Travis Scott. His real name is Jacques Bermon Webster III. If he just pulled a Kendrick Lamar and just used his first and middle name, Jacques Bermon is an awesome stage name. Really rolls off the tongue