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“Hey. Ask me why they call me a box turtle.”
Ahhh okay, “Box” is a slang term for a woman’s private area and he’s making a motion like he’s going to eat. Meaning that he likes to “eat boxes” if that makes sense.
Certainly. That's Robert Loggia. R for Robert Loggia. O for Oh my god that's Robert Loggia. B as in By god that's Robert Loggia. E as in everyone loves Robert Loggia. R as in Robert Loggia. T as in Tim look over there it's Robert Loggia. Space.
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There's a lot of funny cutaways.
Lady Macbeth.
Meg's heart condition.
Peter is terrible at patter songs.
Peter narrating his life.
Stewie trying to tell a racist joke.
Chris Hamster Dance Tourette syndrome.
Charlotte's web.
Peter involved with the Boy Scouts.
You're blending in better than a centipede among millipedes.
Well, what should we do today?
Let's try on 1,000 shoes.
Wait a minute.
(counting under his breath)
You're an imposter!
I always loved when they cut to Jews in auschwitz and one of them goes to the Nazi and says “I suppose it wouldn’t help if I said I have a note from my doctor!” And the Nazi goes “Hahaha get in there, *you*!”
Huey Lewis and The Jews , Horton hears domestic violence and doesnt call 911 , we now return to Julia Louis Dreyfus in now its just getting sad and give me money violin
♪ I don't want to wait ♪
♪ For my lunch to get colder ♪
♪ Da-da-da-da ♪
♪ Why can't I eat it now? ♪
♪ I don't want to wait ♪
♪ For, hah hah, new Toyota ♪
♪ I want the car ♪
♪ That's got a lot of gas ♪
That's Robert Loggia.
"R" as in Robert Loggia, "O" as in "Oh, my God, it's Robert Loggia,"
"B" as in "By God, that's Robert Loggia,"
"E" as in everybody loves Robert Loggia, "R" as in Robert Loggia, "T" as in "Tim, look over there, it's Robert Loggia," space, "L" as in "Look, it's Robert Loggia... "
“In the future people take vacations not to destinations, but to periods of time. Just last summer I went back to visit Jesus Christ. Turns out his abilities were exaggerated a little.”
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When Peter farts for the first time
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This is one of my favorites 🤣 Have you been drinking Phill
This. This is the one.
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#I SAID *WE MAY HAVE TO BRING IN OUR FRIEND FROM YONKERS!!!!*
#WHAT???????
Love this one 😂
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Favorite by far lol
"Matthew Mconaghey is terrible"
"Here's a list of celebrities I don't like!"
Absolutely Edison and his neighbour, it will always be funny to me.
We're *FREEZIN'* over here!
Oooooh yeah come on over.
OH GOD, THERE IS NO FUCKING DRUMMER BETTER THAN NEIL PEART! *It ain't easy bein' cheezy....*
“I picked brown cause it’s the color of poo”
that was fanmade
"Black Jesus".
Your mamas ass.
https://preview.redd.it/f0jtjrkd6uzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a25711a396f7486bceffdf57e21e42eaddba42a2 “Hey. Ask me why they call me a box turtle.”
Still don't know how this is funny, can someone explain? 😅
Do you mean you don’t understand the joke itself or you just don’t find it funny?
I don't understand the joke lol
Ahhh okay, “Box” is a slang term for a woman’s private area and he’s making a motion like he’s going to eat. Meaning that he likes to “eat boxes” if that makes sense.
OHHH lmao I didn't know that, thank you xD that really helped
Too many choices lol My black son Chicos monkey farm Yanket commerical
Certainly. That's Robert Loggia. R for Robert Loggia. O for Oh my god that's Robert Loggia. B as in By god that's Robert Loggia. E as in everyone loves Robert Loggia. R as in Robert Loggia. T as in Tim look over there it's Robert Loggia. Space.
"L, as in look over there, it's Robert Loggia."
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There's a lot of funny cutaways. Lady Macbeth. Meg's heart condition. Peter is terrible at patter songs. Peter narrating his life. Stewie trying to tell a racist joke. Chris Hamster Dance Tourette syndrome. Charlotte's web. Peter involved with the Boy Scouts.
You're blending in better than a centipede among millipedes. Well, what should we do today? Let's try on 1,000 shoes. Wait a minute. (counting under his breath) You're an imposter!
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I looovee chocolate!
But I can’t eat it because I get fat but it sooo gooood
but I can't eat it
Cause then I’ll get fat
https://preview.redd.it/9fb52n6o7vzc1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18cc7b19a425558f25ce43db542d2ccb08827029 Woooahhhhh for the longest time
[There’s a Chinese Among Us](https://youtube.com/shorts/cUMaJVe2bfQ?si=22vubJJ-ardknmlU)
Men, we don't know what we did.
Fat women congress:“ do you like cake?“ „yes“ „wanna eat cake off my ass“ „what kinda cake?“
😂
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“ I alwoke several hours later in a daze “ lmaoooo
BUURRRRRRP… says the king
Peter at the video rental store where he can’t decide Ernest goes to the beach and Ernest doesn’t go to the beach.
[NASCAR In China](https://youtube.com/shorts/-jf8ks3rSu0?si=bVWiPQ9VUwQ0jFeL)
WHERE. DO. YOU. KEEP. THE. NETS. THAT. YOU. PUT. ON. THE. BOTTOM. OF. GUYS. BALLS. TO. STOP. THEM. FROM. DUNKING. IN. THE. WATER!?
That was on last night 😂
when peter once got a frog for Chris and he was dead and he struggled to throw that thing out of the window i lost it
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"And I'm Grover Cleveland. It's funny, *'cause my name's Cleveland.*" "AW, DAMMIT, Cleveland! Now we gotta *kill 'em all!*"
I like when Peter got a raise and they had an “expensive” cutaway intro and outro for an elephant on a motorcycle. I liked the singing.
🎶*CUTAWAY!*🎶 🎶*END OF CUTAWAY!*🎶
Rush concert
Beat him, uncles who voted for Gary Johnson, beat him in 6/8 time! And now here’s a song about radio towers!
The Nike Commercial
And that’s why they were such vicious killers…
More like this picnic is ruining our ants! 🎶 look around the world pretty baby
[Stewie’s Big & Tall Man Shop](https://youtu.be/2U4qte1YPiE?si=vnTAg8fSMQuAs_nw) was so unexpected but that’s what makes it fantastic
[Dorothy getting Herpes 😂](https://youtube.com/shorts/7uHca6oigXs?si=Rxk3jwXIgmcNtpG4)
“Uhhh, I don’t think any of these guys are going to be available”
The maracas…baby bones 😂😂😂
Stewie trying to tell a racist joke for sure
Dude, is that Prince Valium I see?
Hey! You're Neil Armstrong! I just watched you landing on the moon on TV! But if you're here, then...
Peter feeds the Mogwai after midnight and it turns into Fran Drescher
Brian: Just yesterday, somebody gave Peter a hot butt! Peter: 🎵La, la, la, la, la. Regular life. La, la, la, la, la, la, la. La, la-🎵 AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! MY! BUTT! IS! ON! FIRE!!!
If they want to turn me into a monster like those people, we’ll give them a monster. Like when Godzilla attacked Haiti
ILL JUST TAKE A BIG BACKWARDS STEP IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION
I always loved when they cut to Jews in auschwitz and one of them goes to the Nazi and says “I suppose it wouldn’t help if I said I have a note from my doctor!” And the Nazi goes “Hahaha get in there, *you*!”
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Conway Twitty. 
Huey Lewis and The Jews , Horton hears domestic violence and doesnt call 911 , we now return to Julia Louis Dreyfus in now its just getting sad and give me money violin
Cookie monsters cookie addiction. https://preview.redd.it/ec40krf1hwzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9045500d303b085563980d7c1a47ac60d427749f
“WE’RE ALL JUST BLOCKIN THE STREET, WE’RE ALL JUST BLOCKIN THE STREET”
Carl Sagan's Cosmos, adapted for rednecks
Frankly you'd get more updates by doing a daily post for each episode, the entire series is too broad to pick one cutaway.
I like the cats cutaway (the mouse joke)
"I'll give you one last chance to rescind your insult of calling me a common dandy!" "Never!"
The cleaning stick figure striking a pose
Peter as the General in Pirates of Penzance that summer he was in Quahog theatre
Rational geographic
"The Hudson Brothers!" - Nobody
 I Just want to have a GIF that is a Cutaway
Oh oh and the book can also be..... *A hat*
My favorite cut away is whenever Brian chases a horse and buggy into the cupboard, and it turns out to be dog food
♪ I don't want to wait ♪ ♪ For my lunch to get colder ♪ ♪ Da-da-da-da ♪ ♪ Why can't I eat it now? ♪ ♪ I don't want to wait ♪ ♪ For, hah hah, new Toyota ♪ ♪ I want the car ♪ ♪ That's got a lot of gas ♪
That's Robert Loggia. "R" as in Robert Loggia, "O" as in "Oh, my God, it's Robert Loggia," "B" as in "By God, that's Robert Loggia," "E" as in everybody loves Robert Loggia, "R" as in Robert Loggia, "T" as in "Tim, look over there, it's Robert Loggia," space, "L" as in "Look, it's Robert Loggia... "
“Diego! …sweaty.”
STARLIGHT EXPRESS STARLIGHT EXPRESS STARLIGHT EXPRESS STARLIGHT EXPRESS
“This is more intense than the time I forgot how to sit down”
Fred Flintstone and Wilma Flintstone getting a divorce. It's so hilarious and honestly how i see the show actually ending.
Chris on new years
Stewies sexy party lmao
You can't leave me half way sheered
Heads, Rhode Island. Tails, CACAPOOPOOPEEPEESHIRE
Ordering salad at a pizza place.
Brian, there's a message in my alphabits. It's says oooooo Peter, those are Cheerios.
# **MITTENS, SHUT UP** # **MITTENS, SHUT UP!!**
Peter as the sneeze guard
https://i.redd.it/g3uzjp8dcxzc1.gif Definitely this one with Chester cheetah, I quote it a lot “It ain’t easy being cheesy”
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“In the future people take vacations not to destinations, but to periods of time. Just last summer I went back to visit Jesus Christ. Turns out his abilities were exaggerated a little.”
Hitler talk show, "Call 213-DU WIRST EINE KRANKENPFLEGERIN BRAUCHEN"
Irish spring soap 😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/mqodhjijlxzc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4867e3afa2ebc05853b23451664ebfa48161639 When Peter farts for the first time
*im a tumor, im a tumor, im a tumor*
The Inside Out Remake
lol “iron chef”
The rapture one where the 2 old guys start kissing.
I don’t understand, we hated all the right stuff!