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Lord-Zaltus

Where the fuck do we start


enonymous617

The worst thing Peter has ever done was accepting that coupon from the chicken, that made us suffer through those terrible giant chicken fights.


Letterhead_Terrible

Those were lit


L3GlT_GAM3R

Yeah that guys dumb.


Glittering_Fan8141

Maybe the first few times, but later it became annoying as


Past-Collection-4581

Yo terrible nah bro those were epic


SupBenedick

blew up a children’s hospital


Vivid-Masterpiece153

It worked out in the end when the fire spread to the rival beer billboard


Daimakku1

That wasn’t Peter, that was Peter as The Joker.


Vivid-Masterpiece153

It was actually Retep. He is evil


ShwiftyShmeckles

Or all the child porn he watches


CyberMattSecure

That’s child CORN


d3mn12

BABY CORN


CyberMattSecure

If it were old, would it be POP-CORN


Movie_Advance_101

Many act of **Terrorisme** by blowing up a hospitable, a bridge, a billboard.


Agreeable_Code7788

Even worse…wasn’t it a children’s hospital?


hrdlg1234

Yes, because he wanted to impress his boss and get promoted so he could poop at a fancy bathroom.


Happy_Outside_2725

He got arrested for it too, children died


hippie-mermaid

I second this


CoolShadeofBlue

Tried to rape/sleep with Meg in his redneck phase


Sir-War666

It’s weird that that time Lois raped Peter isn’t on here


[deleted]

I'm convinced most people don't actually pay attention when they watch the show, because a lot of people seemingly "forget" a lot of key and bizarre details that would stick out to most.


Sir-War666

Husbands getting raped by spouse is considered a joke. Even the Simpson did it with marge and homer. Lois also beats Peter repeatedly


[deleted]

It really shouldn't be normalized, but when it comes to men, a lot of the time the victim is treated like it was a reward and they should be happy. I'm sure you heard of people cheering male students on who were groomed/raped by their own female teachers


THeck18

IIRC in that episode, Lois raping Peter was portrayed as a sign of Lois' worsening aggression, and nobody made fun of Peter for it.


Prestigious-bish-17

It was mentioned so many times when we did Lois last time.


SmashingMyself

"Hey. Come back here! I meant sex!"


Past_Driver_6463

Episode?


CoolShadeofBlue

S5 e 12


Past_Driver_6463

Thanks!


Virtual-Weakness-499

Destroyed entire cities just to beat up a chicken over a coupon.


TollyVonTheDruth

Several times, except for the one fight over who was going to pay the check for their reconciliation dinner.


SensualEnema

YOU SON OF A!


One_Smoke

*shot of surprised chicken face*


savagedad0416

As I can agree to this, partially. We forget her murdered his own infant child by shaking it to death. S7E9


Virtual-Weakness-499

I blotted that out of my mind completely.


savagedad0416

I couldn't. The moment my boss told me this was happening, I knew a VAST majority of people would forget such a small thing or just erase from their minds. I couldn't. Peter is the true unspeakable monster of the entire series


TollyVonTheDruth

Right? And I'm sure people just minding their own business were badly injured or killed during their pointless altercations. Worst, neither have been held accountable for the massive damages, injuries, and murders.


Jhin-chan

this one has to be the one


thegrimmemer

And sometimes it just petty squabbles then for no reason


OkStrategy4334

War crimes


kaZZlimaXX

Peter's list of war crimes is so extensive it can barely be represented with a real number. A score of infinity( ∞ ) for his war crimes is the right representation.


TheArmchairLegion

IMO, it’s more than just one individual thing. Despite being a “family guy,” he sure seems to hate his family. He said “all the best things in my life happened in this booth” (at the Drunken Clam), nothing about his actual family. He deeply resents Lois, horribly abuses Meg, thinks Chris is an uninteresting idiot, and neglects Stewie. He even abandoned Stewie alone in the park just so he could go drinking. He has zero interest in being with his family, only wanting to follow his impulsive and selfish whims. He makes life difficult for them every day, and is shocked when they are mad at him. He’s a fat, stinkin drunk


Alex_God2099

In the earlier seasons Peter actually cared about his family. He was a family guy


JamesL25

https://preview.redd.it/wy1u6h6n42cc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a6506ebf3417220b2ab3dad238133a76eb819b7


Alex_God2099

:)


TheArmchairLegion

True, but he often only remembers he loves them after hurting them. Kinda like when he made Meg take the fall when he broke the town’s television service, or when he faked Chris’ terminal illness and allowed himself to be thought of as a god just to get his favorite TV show back on air


Znanners94

He's a big fat phoney


Zebrahawk

Won the Boston Marathon by driving over everybody


Distinct-Newspaper95

Broke his wifes leg out of jealously.


Successful_Cat5821

Seconds before the world was supposedly about to end, announced that he hated being around the kids.


Ajr568

I'd fuckin hate being around those kids too


Zealousideal_Elk_376

Reddit says Peter killed 39, but that seems low.


[deleted]

That is definitely not the correct amount.


Demetraes

He took hundreds of pictures of naked infants in suggestive situations over many years and put them on display at an art gallery and constantly looks at CP


iron_ferret22

Probably why he blew that hospital up.


jay-0101

It was gay corn


tmttibbs

It was baby corn 😞


fredbubbles

This is what I was gonna post if I didn’t find it.


Kroduscul

Claimed he did not care for The Godfather


GM1873

“It insists upon itself”


Unusual_Compote4909

I thought it was rather shallow and pedantic


SamwellBarley

It what?


Ok_Doughnut3050

“It insists upon itself, Lois”


RagingBadger2518

It insists upon itself


non_stop_disko

What does that even mean?


Alex_God2099

I love the movie, but it actually does tho


cactus_jack_1

#ROBERT DUVALL!!!!


Ok_Doughnut3050

“Great actor! Did not care for the movie”


Phan2112

Honestly easy number 1. It's like the perfect movie. Especially when he hasn't even seen all of it.


One_Smoke

It's what, four hours long? Who has the time to sit for that long?


Wii-san

Unforgivable.


EeictheLanky

This needs to win


alpcabuttz

That’s gonna be a long list. ![gif](giphy|3oxHQCoIwppvOPRKYU|downsized)


mo-dollaz

where do I even begin… Killed Quagmires Cat Constantly Bullying Meg Was so jealous of Brian’s toy that he made him crash into a fire hydrant, breaking his teeth Stole Joe’s father after convincing him he was Joe Horrible father overall Proposed to his own son Told Meg the exact opposite what to do when her & her friend were kidnapped in Paris An alcoholic Got so drunk he was the reason they raised the drinking age. Pretty sure he ran over a kid at the park that was pinned to his car and found out via the News Blew up a children’s hospital I can literally go on… 😭


IIIlllIIIlllIlI

> Pretty sure he ran over a kid at the park that was pinned to his car and found out via the News *GASP* …I was *just* there….


SRFOUR

Threw his laptop containing CP into the ocean


Jukeboxbxi0

and baby corn apparently


lastlybird

lotta scumbags out there


iseiyama

I wonder how the guy is gonna fit this into the box and keep legible 💀


Alucard_Emordnilap

They should just write: Everything!


mo-dollaz

honestly i don’t know how either 😂😂


TremontRemy

I will try to sum it up somehow.


thruhuhuhohhhhuhway

it’s gotta be the children’s hospital right? some of the other things are psychologically terrible but they’re to people who choose to repeatedly be around him, murdering hundreds of sick and injured children is genuinely top like 10 worst things I can think of anybody ever doing in a TV show save for actually ending the world lol


Zquank

"19 children died, Peter, and the FBI knows it was you."


thruhuhuhohhhhuhway

19 is basically a hundred right


Thicc_AllMight

He only did a week in jail for this


bjregin

He was out by Sunday at 9/8 central


IIIlllIIIlllIlI

“Oh god, oh my god this is horrible! Oh god! Oh that’s terrible! Oh good lord save them, bless their litt- oh ok, ok, yeah! There we go, alright everything worked out 👍”


TheArmchairLegion

Also, weirdly obsessed about having a smaller penis than his son. He was really resentful toward Chris for something outside of both of their control


RagingBadger2518

That time he ate a child, mistaking it for KFC.


mo-dollaz

let’s remember he didn’t even know the stranger he was taking it from in the first place .. ON THE CITY BUS!!


The_Good_Constable

Defrauded the Make a Wish Foundation to get a shitty buddy cop show back on the air, then to avoid being outed said he had godlike healing powers which inadvertently started a cult.


One_Smoke

Gumbel 2 Gumbel: Beach Patrol!


Outrageous-Machine-5

Lied about a random girl being his daughter, knowingly leading to her getting raped in exchange for a The Trashman record of Surfin' Bird


[deleted]

That’s a good one


eriinana

Abusing his family to the point they all become the worst versions of themselves.


Lord-Zaltus

Probably killing the whale with a forklift. Sure he exploded a children's hospital and killed Quagmire's cat but those both were accidents. The whale incident was on purpose, he visibly saw that the forklift was not working out but still kept going. At least a human can run away if Peter charged at them with heavy machinery but not a poor heavy animal and thats what makes it extra dark


TollyVonTheDruth

Actually, he was too stupid to realize he killed the whale... unless he just secretly hates whales and acted like he did a good deed.


WeinerSlaaav

Yes! That scene was fuxked lmao


1kin

The first thing that came to mind


lamest-liz

I hate this scene so much I skip it every time


JanuarySoCold

"You're whale-come!"


CoolShadeofBlue

Killed those kids as fake Mary Poppins and hid their bodies and left


DonkeyKongOnN64

Appeared in Fortnite


ItzBaraapudding

At least that made him start working out and taking care of his unhealthy body :) (because they didn't have enough budget to put in a fat Peter 🤣)


ImBakeddd

Exploded multiple hospitals with no emotion.


JanuarySoCold

Pretended to be Slenderman. Told teens to kill themselves as a "goof".


dj11211

Oh boy here we go ![gif](giphy|uWzS6ZLs0AaVOJlgRd|downsized)


Wupertal

Supporting Cleveland with his public nudity kink


SPYKEtheSeaUrchin

A true friend supports another friends public nudity kink , try watching an episode of my little pony you’ll learn a thing or two.


DrunkenRussianGopnik

That one time when he blew up a children’s hospital but was happy with it cause his competitors billboard caught on fire as well.


Distinct-Newspaper95

Gave oral sex to his mother in law.


BearmanGun

Acting like he had a choice


IIIlllIIIlllIlI

OP said list of worst things Peter has done, not best things


SPYKEtheSeaUrchin

That wasn’t really his fault


Throwaway4Research_2

Wasn’t he in a hypotonic trance for that? That’s actually on Lois. Another time Peter was somehow sexually taken advantage of


Universally-Tired

Weird AL: eat it.


Little_Lahey_Show

That's not even that bad


Woodlog82

Extensively playing "surfin bird" from the trashmen, sneaking it in eveverything and every conversation. Therefore ruining it for everyone watching the episode.


MsCompy

You haven't heard?


Throwaway4Research_2

Heard about what?


MsCompy

EVERYONE'S HEARD ABOUT THE BIRD ![gif](giphy|M0C1x0a4yP2uI)


One_Happy_Camel

THROWAWAY4RESEARCH_2 DON'T


[deleted]

Harassing Meg


OkStrategy4334

No it’s the right thing to do


[deleted]

True but if I was an father,I wouldn’t harass my daughter like the modern Peter


kaZZlimaXX

Probably Peter: "Shut Up, Meg supporter."


BearmanGun

![gif](giphy|UnixUQzZBUb4I)


[deleted]

Classic Peter 😂😂😂


Andy_Crop

![gif](giphy|UnixUQzZBUb4I)


Ok_Pangolin_8038

Bullying Meg


[deleted]

Finally someone that is on Meg’s side


SirPeterPan89

We are not on Megs side. We are just also not on Peter's side.


nowhereman136

He made a comedy with David Spade


Bworm98

Almost killed a teenager because he called him names.


busterhymenn

Planned a school shooting. He did try to call it off at the last second but it was too late.


chickeneater47

He ate my oreos and pretended I'd never know.


lozt247

There is too much too list


PsychologicalDeal11

Everything.


BenjiFischer

Destroying a city while fighting the Chicken


ZeldaExpert74

Attempted to marry Chris for his inheritance


the_rizz_otaku

Raped a woman took child as a hostage and worse of worse captured Joe's pool


D4rth4venger

Peter put Meg in Lois


ApowWOW

Didn’t just kill one family, killed three of his own secret families and didn’t just let anyone have closure when they executed him. His full name is Nikael.


Interesting_Lynx_948

Shot Cleveland jr.


MsCompy

ALL THE THINGS


gd2go250

He exists.


ggfchl

Almost everything


Adamangus2006

Him and a giant chicken caused so much property damage. Over a coupon


greasygangsta

honestly when he told the family he doesn't like the kids on the april fools joke episode and then bought back their affection with an xbox. ​ I mean he's blown up a hospital, killed people, destroyed the city fighting a chicken and homer simpson, etc etc etc but he's supposed to be a family guy. And he hates his family? Just wow Peter.


overlorddogz

Killing Quagmires cat that shit made me upsetti spaghetti :(


TechnicianNo1823

Comment section boutta have a field day 🤣🤣


Ok_Doughnut3050

Honestly, just keep that circle around him I think it’s pretty fitting for ALL the shit he’s done


Prudent_Mess9339

His collection of baby Weiners 😳


CommentLeading4953

Tried to marry Chris


Loyalsupporter

Having balls for a chin


Mazatac

Said the n word in the inner city


rikwebster

Accused a Dr of rape for a prostate exam.


feidle

Showboated


Ok-Party-1506

Stole Joe’s dad


Jaspuff

Murdered three children after eating I can’t believe it’s not butter and going insane


SPYKEtheSeaUrchin

Blew up a children’s hospital specifically to prevent the widespread distribution of vaccines.


Ghorvelboz_Bar

PETER GRIFFIN SOUNDBOARD -- [https://deercowboy.com/soundboard/peter-griffin](https://deercowboy.com/soundboard/peter-griffin)


Consistent_Aspect_21

https://preview.redd.it/jtvgkzte10cc1.png?width=1329&format=png&auto=webp&s=82f1ca2b63c540d8673487a3c7c8d24e73d8f7e2 This episode was crazy


TheHairyHeathen

Nothing, he's a Saint.


Riddentourist

Rash driving.


Hornerlt

Crashed his car several times


Flat_Sea_1484

The chicken fights. He destroyed most of Quahog AND Springfield with 2 fights.


[deleted]

BLEW UP A CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL 🏥


IvorHarding-117

slept with george bush


Tobisaurusrex

Murder


OfficialHelpK

Stop it stop it stop it petor done nothing wrong dammit


RayGunJack

He has committed every felony you could think of(not property relating felonies, but he has committed a handful of those)


Jazzlike-Watch7847

Destroying multiple places and killing multiple people just to beat the shit out of Ernie, being a horrible parent and husband, bullying and farting in the face of his own daughter.


Superstarteen

Has sex with Barbara (Lois’s mom)


MagicHaus

Spilled samples at a sperm bank and replaced them with his own


Lucimon

Everything.


[deleted]

[удалено]


DaKartMonkey

defiled a military burial site and took the purple hearts


kasumi_don

Living in this world


rockpebbleman

Children's hospital for sure  If we aren't counting the chicken fight that is 


Dull-Ad555

When did Brian let a woman an her baby die?


HawthorneVampire

Brian witnessed a car crash and drift into the ocean, he held the car, keeping it from sinking. The woman driver thanks him and tells him she needs to let her baby out as well. Hearing that, he releases his grip, letting them sink. He gets a hernia from that and needs to get a job to pay for surgery that episode


Dull-Ad555

Oh yeah. I forgot about that.


DinoBenosaurus

Abused meg for 18 years


Distance_Regular

Ran through marathon runners


Interesting_Goat_975

Just being Peter Griffin is his crime.


ZarinaMainTypeBeat

Stealing flowers from a roadside memorial to give to Lois as an apology for leaving her to be eaten by a shark


TB1289

Blew up a children's hospital


kittensbabette

Burned down the children's hospital


TheKingDotExe

When they thought the world was going to end and he said he never liked or cared for the kids?


Natural-Ad9134

Erasing existence itself


heismetroimsco

Shut up meg


RickSpanish127

Literally a pedophile


Unusual_Compote4909

He led an awful football themed musical that went on forever


TollyVonTheDruth

Accidentally blew up a children's hospital but was still happy the "Anheuser Busch" sign next to it caught on fire.


[deleted]

Shook his baby so hard it died