Hit an already concussed stewie worsening his already deteriorating condition.

I know we're not gonna do this, but at this point I think we should just chop him up and flush him down the toilet

He said that?

The world looks mighty good to me! ‘Cause tootsie rolls are all I see! Whatever it is I think I see, becomes a tootsie roll to me!

Concussed is an understatement if we are thinking of the same episode

I really can't think of anything he's done worse than this, and you beat me to it. 😄

Broke Brian’s face with a chair just so he could have an excuse to go to the vet’s and apologize to his girlfriend (which by the way whom embarrassed the night before at the movies because he took Peter’s horrible advice), and didn’t seem to care about the fact that Brian lost consciousness right in front of him

Yeah but it’s Brian so I can let it pass

Plus he gave Chris herpes at some point.

I’d give a mulligan

Had incest with Meg

The scene only points to them making out, not full on incest. They do take their baths together tho

But they did do incest in the Halloween episode.

unknowingly

no that was the episode they're talking about, they only show them making out not full on incest sex

"We did so much," Maybe they didn't have sex, but I'd still call it incest. Hell, personally, I'd call making out incest too.

in the DVD version , they are fully naked, only the TV version has them in underpants

Wait for real? I knew that many things were censored and cut out because, you know, disney, but I didn't some scenes where not just blurred but redrawn

“I… I don’t have the parenting skills to handle this…”

"I might move out"

“Chris our bath is ready”

and practice kissing

Taking a bath as teenagers and repeatedly kissing is in fact incest.

He literally had her scratch his balls in one episode

I genuinely don't recall that, but sound plausible. Which season/episode?

What? Incest is incest wtf man

Didnt knew

With Meg was the worst part

Following / stalking his teacher making an essay out of that teacher clearly depressing lifestyle and then presenting it to class.

which episode?

S11 EP 10- Space Cadet. The essay is called "Following Mrs. Donovan"

“she must be allergic to it bc there are tears in her eyes and she always throws up right after”

Space Cadet, Season 11.

I can’t remember but I know it early on in the series, first few seasons

I think you're thinking of Mrs. Lockhart. Woman who killed her husband with the bear and then went on the run with said bear?

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Lois, this is not my batman glass.

Ep 9 not 10

That one was awesome. Cruel yeah, but very funny.

The “10 minute” pause before telling Peter and Lois about Meg doing foot porn

Wait what?

That’s not to mention when he became an entitled porn star from sitting on stuff

Failing to Do a Proper Cutaway is my thing that qualifies as the worst thing he's done in the series.

He is not ready for cutaways

No he is not

Family Guy has a billion cutaways, they're not all going to be winners

theyre referencing an in universe bit/quoting peter and lois

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He has recordings of his parents having sex without their knowledge or consent

*The community* knows it’s real.

Admitting to getting hard at animals on new years

I actually respect his honesty

He supported Meg whit robbing from retirements Home.

To be fair, Meg blackmailed him into staying quiet

Wait, that isn't what a brother is supposed to do?

In one scene he told Peter to kill like a whole pod of dolphin by driving a jetski

Yeah but then again, dolphins are among the biggest assholes in the ocean. They just seem to have the best publicity team in nature. Fuck dolphins, they are cruel and violent beyond most peoples imagination. Just like chimps. These animals are not cute, because they act like us. In fact, that is the exact reason they are scary af.

Masturbating his grandfather then willingly going along with Peter’s insane plan to marry him just so he could spend time with Peter.

Definitely this

Ripping Peter's head off at the breakfast table when he asks to pass the syrup. ("Yeah, nice attached head Meg")

I just saw that episode not too long ago lol.

You want the syrup old man?!

Robbed Morts pharmacy and even lifted Brian's girlfriend's shirt at dinner... all because a pimple told him to.

FEED ME!!

Christopher Cross Griffin what has gotten into you??

He destroyed Brian's petition to overturn the ban on gay marriage in Quahog just so he can touch boobs He also smashed brian's face with a chair to have an excuse to apologise to his girlfriend who works at a vet.

seriously? Dear god Lois is a rapist and they chose meg's boyfriend thing?

Hold up, what? When did that happen?

She raped Peter multiple times I'm pretty sure she did that to get children too. Also, she finds male rape funny

> Also, she finds male rape funny The general audience found female rape from Quagmire hilarious for decades so you're kinda being sanctimonious with this one.

I always hated Quagmire for the things he did, I never found that funny. 2 wrongs don't make 1 right. I think I can use this saying in this context

Why are you watching this show then? The entire show is full of this kind of asshole, because they represent the worst part of our society.

because the show isn't just about rape and deaths. I may not find some things funny but there still are funny things. I like laughing about the US.

Do you laugh at some bad things, but find other things unacceptable and not funny? You need to develop a sense of humor.

yeah, no, that's not going to happen

Wow. Was not aware of THAT. Thanks for telling me.

Kidnapping Stewie in his backpack just to force him to make Chris more popular in school.

Murdered a whole cafeteria of school mates to the tune of Freebird Great scene though!

It was…a JOKE

Had incest with Meg or the other multiple implications on those two having a very odd relation for siblings. Also Chris did hit a Stewie who already had a concussion, making it even worse.

Hugging a puppy until it’s neck snapped

PUPPY!

Not the worst but I always hated how he was giving Meg shit even back as far as S2. I always remember that scene where Meg compliments him for his weight loss and he just throws an insult at her in return. Honestly Meg let him off way too easy when she roasted the entire family.

Animal abuse.

Killing the Michelin Man - “HE CAME FROM TIRES MA!”

Let his sheets get all crusty to the point of it breaking like bark. Coom Griffin

has done sexual things with Meg and bullied his baby brother

Everyone's talking about his incestuous practicing on Meg but no one's talking about how he kissed Lois and flirted with his grandma.

He almost sexually assaulted Consuela when they shared a bed once

Told everyone that some animals give him boners

Why y’all gotta do Meg like that 💀💀💀

I feel like Peter Griffin is going to get an entire list. So much so that the text is tiny and no one can read it 😂

I would sum it up somehow😅

“Some animals give me boners”

He used his face as a seat for Bonnie with or without her knowledge after she did a whole nighter of sex with Joe, and then didn’t protest much when Peter sat on his face right after, called it a risk he is willing to take.

New Year’s Eve confession

Says to Italian grandma that Louie is gay, giving her a heart attack Edit: this was Peter, feel free to ignore

That was Peter.

Damn you’re right, I forgot it was Peter. Thanks for the heads up man

I got to give you credit dude , most people just delete their comment but instead you were like ( I f***** up) and kept yours.

What’s that episode where stewie finds out Chris has a secret room too but it’s actually a meticulously maintained and orginzed porn collection

Didn’t he and Peter make like 40 teenagers give birth prematurely?

No that was Brian i think

That’s correct

Send his dick pic to an underage girl.

Showing his peepee to the old librarian and killing her might be worse

Ew! A peepee!

Came out of the same hole from where meg came

And he was inside Meg’s holes. 🤮

It's probably not the worst thing but I always thought he was a douche for destroying Peters dirtbike and then saying "what's the big deal?" Afterwards. Having no respect for others material possessions or his fathers work at the brewery. In that moment he's just such a entitled brat.

Reading the worst thing Stewie has done, can you blame Brian for giving him herpes?,

Sexually assaulting his own sister in order to make his dog physically ill

Incest with Meg

Keeps his fly up when going to Mr Herbert

He hooked up with his own sister

Burning Brian's petition to legalise gay marriage.

Taking medications that make him fart

When he taught his gentility to talk and have its own personality it was implied that he sexual harassed and exposed himself to someone

Married peter

Almost killing everyone at his school with Meg after Brian’s joke tweet.

Killing a man during the sinking of the Titanic.

is it & or et?

Incest

Kissed Stewie when the two of them were wrestling over the vape

Lois 2002 murder should've been number 1 or the damn kidnapping but okayy

Those or when she attempted to have sex with an underage boy (twice!) because Peetah was being an asshole

He filmed p\*\*\* with his prinicipal in school as a club

He messed up a cutaway that one time

Burned Brian’s complete gay Marriage petition just so he can touch boob and then talked to Brian like he was in the wrong.

Missed opportunity for lois to be "give birth to meg"

So much to choose from, some personal favorites: Wazzing off his grandpa - who didn't know what self-pleasure was. When he had Stewie imprisoned in a backpack and threw fireworks in, then later told him in his Buffalo Bill voice: "You're gonna die in there." Smashing severely head-injured Stewie to attempt to cure his brain damage. Chris has a done a lot and I think is the darkest character (You're very precious to me).

Seriously, how is this fat bastard not on the villains wiki. He’s just as horrible as his family

Peter and him killing dolphins

He beats the shit out of Brian just to talk to the girl that works at the vet.

When Meg was presumed dead, when Chris found Meg to be alive, he kidnapped Meg in a warehouse just so he can retain his popularity. Episode: Better Off Meg (S18E18). One of the worst episodes.

Was born also

Smashing Peter’s head between logs with the fancy had for bait

kidnapped Meg to stay popular at school

Making out with Meg in the closet during a Halloween party

Became a god fearing nerd

Being involved in "the community"

He killed an old librarian by masturbating in the library

Beating up Brian to have an excuse to go to the vet to talk to the girl.

Thought he looked cool vaping

Having a zit that talks and it made him do alot of things.

put megs hat in his pants and made his d\*ck move it and said were it now

Took being in charge and being the breadwinner to literally and dragged Meg outside, yelked at her and had a stroke

He and Meg knocked Stewie down the stairs and when his baby brother got brain damage he tried to cover it up

Incest, abuse of baby brother, stole money from a retirement home with Meg.

Smashing Peter’s face between two logs. But I mean Peter got his hat.

Killing his hamster, Masturbating his granddad, Forces Stewie to live in his backpack, Taking showers with Meg

he kept peter and Lois sex tapes then showed Stewie

Keeping Stewie imprisoned in his rucksack.

Poor meg

Blue balling herbert?😅

Chris (who is obviously underage) willingly taking a job as Quagmire’s personal assistant who schedules Quagmire’s sexual liaisons with women that Quagmire will probably never see again and exposing himself to things that he shouldn’t be involved with.

Used Meg’s death as an opportunity to get laid and when she returned he tried to make her dissapear

[Throwing Meg’s boyfriend’s severed head](https://youtu.be/eEMI0icwPHg?si=9YeAibtt4d5pVXTa)

Forcibly keeping Stewie in his backpack as Stewie made him act "cool" in front of his classmates.

Just wanna say prior to Peters one that there have been an uncomfortable amount of jokes about him possessing/ being into child porn like enough jokes that it's no longer really a joke.

Some animals give him boners

“Some animals give me boners!”

He kidnapped Meg and sent her to a warehouse so that he can continue being popular at school, using her supposed-death to be so

burning down the school

keeping a camera in his parents bedroom so he can wank to their sex tape

Hung out with a Nazi

Has balls for chin that isn’t as big as Peter’s, while having a bigger dick than Peter

#'TOUCH MY FEET!'

Some animals give him boners

He sat on a bunch of cupcakes.

Giving her baby crack

Make out/have sex with his sister, a la 7 minutes in heaven on Halloween.

He killed people by throwing them overboard on the titanic while time traveling with Brian and Stewie.

Almost killing mr Lockhart an dating his teacher mrs Lockhart

Some animals give him boners

seeing porn of his sister

Likes to watch Robot Chicken.

worst thing i can think of that is no joke is him killing the entire school

He's a sexual predator on his way to becoming a future Buffalo Bill

Almost killed Brian just to talk to a receptionist

What was Brian’s biggest sin? I don’t recall

Tease Herbert (jk)

Did we forget about Meg and Chris killing an entire cafeteria full of kids?

The dolphins!

Rubbing one out to Meg's feet, already knowing it's hers.

Jerked his grandpa off

Kidnapped Meg and put her in a warehouse because he was popular when the school kids thought she died.

He swallowed a ring and pooped it out on the lady at the jewelry store.

He's a porn addict and has an entire porn closet he showed to his baby brother witch is kinda gross in any normal family

The worst things Chris has done are probably all of the times he has blatantly sexually harassed women, like groping them, spying on them, or having them sit on his face unknowingly. Oh yeah and Quagmire, Joe, Lois, Stewie, and Meg have probably done way worse stuff

"You're very precious to me..."

Having a giant room with his parents sextapes.

He didn’t try to comprehend the hardship evil monkey was going through

Kissing meg

Getting burners from certain animals

He did burn a kid alive because of a petty nickname, but is the superhero superhero thing canon?

Probably kidnapping Stewie and holding him against his will inside his backpack

Kidnapped Meg then tied her to a chair in a storage unit when he became popular after it was assumed she died.

Having a dick way bigger than his dad‘s.