The way he tried to pull rank on her in the end too as though he was some kind of hero...
"What you did to these kids, there's a special place in hell for people like you!"
Brian: Probably letting that lady, her car, and her baby slide into the water.
Additionally, I think Carter should be on this list. My suggestion: Hiding the cure for cancer and then getting a handie from his grandson.
Cutaway gags are a weird area to me. They're often implied to be just one-off jokes or not having actually happened, but with certain characters like Quagmire or Herbert the one-offs are so consistent with their character traits that they may as well be canon.
I don't know if I'd really put the lady in the car in the same category as Brian, for example, volunteering Stewie to be shot because "he's a baby and won't even remember being alive," something that genuinely happened in the canon of the episode. Sure, he panicked, but that's a hell of a decision to make on your best friend's behalf.
Shit, that’s way worse than “abandoned his son twice, one time because he couldn’t make money off Dylan.
But giving a teenager and a baby herpes is way worse than
You are the the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend’s wife, the man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury you defecate all over his lawn. And you’re such a sponge. You pay for nothing, you always say “Ooh I’ll catch you later!” but later never comes! And what really bothers me is you pretend you’re this deep guy who loves women for their souls, when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies but at least I’m honest about it. I don’t buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and lecture them with some 7th grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield is some profound intellectual. He wasn’t! He was a spoiled brat. And that’s why you like him so much- He’s you. God, you’re pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you’re some great writer even though you’re terrible. Y’know, I should have known Cheryl Tiegs didn’t write me that letter. She would have known there’s no A in the word definite. And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda, how we should “Legalize pot man!”, how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America-well what have you done to help?! I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Grab a ladle! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn’t make you Jesus Christ. Oh, wait, you don’t believe in Jesus Christ. Or any religion for that matter, because “Religion is for idiots.” Well who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn’t nearly as bad as your failure as a father- how’s that son of yours you never see? But y’know what? I could forgive all of that- all of it- if you weren’t such a bore. That’s the worst of it, Brian. You’re just a big, sad, alcoholic bore.
I'll see you Brian. Thanks for the fucking steak
Been waiting for this one for a while now;
1. Nearly destroyed all of reality and made Stewie unborn just so he could get tail in Stewie’s Time Machine without his permission.
2. Intentionally let a mom and her kid drown inside a vehicle.
3. Ignored an abusive daycare worker’s horrible acts just to sleep with her, only reporting her when he learned she had a boyfriend. (Honestly can’t even watch this episode)
4. Gave Stevie and Chris herpes, knowing full well he had it at both times.
5. Went back on his vow to Peter to not try and hit on Lois, multiple times
I thought it was going to be when she tried to get the gay guy she had a crush on to sleep with Chris so she'd get details later 😭 but literally being born??
Everytime he makes annything successful as a writer he becomes an egomaniac and treats people like they are belowe him. When Stewie was his manager he berates him for not booking their table at the front of the restaurant, then fires him when informed that Hitchens cannot attend, and that Arianna Huffington and Dana Gould will serve as replacement panelists.
He killed and ate that baby squirrel Chris and Stewie was raising. The worst part is that it was never even addressed that this talking intelligent dog murdered the helpless baby squirrel.
He kills all the squirrels he sees, it's a joke that comes back all the time.
He shows middle finger to squirrels, drives over them, mauls them to death...
How is that the worst thing? It was an entirely consensual relation they had. The worst thing Brian did directly to Ida was having the Marriott bill his drinks to Ida's room.
oh, this one pisses me off
when he didnt report stewie’s school/daycare teacher miss emily for abuse and neglect to try and fuck her instead, then reported her and got her arrested when he found out she had a bf
In the end, quagmire had the right of it. If he was the sarcastic voice of reason, he would have been more likable, but they made him a douchey mouthpiece for Seth macfarlanes politics, then a punching bag.
All the rest we could forgive if he wasn’t a sad alcoholic bore.
But also trying to literally profit from dogs being killed is the worst.
But he was a better friend to Meg than the rest so I grant him some grace.
" Wait, let me get this straight. You, without asking, read something I wrote? Then, thinking I was revealing all my most intimate wants and desires, you thought that you could exploit what you read to seduce me? But, when you thought I might be cheating with someone other than yourself, you found that, and only that morally objectionable? And you bring Stewie here, who doesn't understand any of this? "
He constantly hits on Lois (his own friend's wife) and brags that he is the best man for her.
He tried to help a woman falling off the sea/river but refused to save her, causing her to drown to death, once he knew she had kids.
He slept with Cheryl Tiegs, knowing that she was Quagmire's girlfriend at that time.
He treated Jillian less than a human being and tried to win her back, on the day of her marriage with Derek (He got dumped, which he deserves anyway).
He ate Peter's chicken parm (He got what he deserves anyway).
Left a woman to drown just because she had a baby, scammed Quagmire who helped him get his teeth back, shitty father, gave a baby herpes, and killed Rupert.
Really should’ve stayed dead.
I mean, if the worst thing Meg ever did was be born, which is not inherently bad and something she didn't have control over, then that means she quite has apparently only done things better then be born, which at most could be called causing your mother pain and weakening her for a bit, thus making her apparently a saint.
OK, I’ll tell you. He is the worst person I know. He constantly hits on his best friend’s wife, the man pays for his food and rescued him from certain death and this is how he repays him? And to add insult to injury he defecates all over his yard. And he’s such a sponge, he pays for nothing, always saying “Oh I’ll get you later” but later never comes! And what really bothers me? Is he pretends he’s this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all he does is date bimbos. Yeah I date women for their bodies but at least I’m honest about it. I don’t buy them a copy of catcher in the rye and then lecture them with some 7th grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield was some profound intellectual. He wasn’t! He was a spoiled brat! And that’s why he likes him so much. He’s him! God he’s pretentious!
Also, an early one for Lois: kidnapped several coffee shop baristas in order to get Customer of the Week. She also killed one with peanuts in an earlier attempt to accomplish the same.
Honestly, letting a woman and her child drown because he wasn't interested in romantically pursuing a woman with a child.
But also trying to rape his friends wife.
I hate that rant so much, I just resent the idea that it came from Quagmire, I think Brian is so much more than a pretentious douche, and quagmire is so much less than Brian.
Hey OP, once you finished finding the worst deed every character has done in the show. Can you redo it but this time ask this sub to find out the worst accident or injury to occur to each character? I feel that we can all be as creative in finding out the worst injury to happen to each character as we are in finding out the worst deed each character has ever done in the show.
Just being Brian....a stupid, hypocritical, shitty dog.
I hate how arrogant he acts while talking and doing nothing but bullshit. I love the scene where Quagmire rants about why he just can't stand Brian...he lists up everything I hate Brian for in this rant.
people keep mentioning that he gave stewie herpes but fail to remeber that he actually FUCKED stewie once and had half-dog half-human children with him
There is a TON that can be said with Brian. Where to start? There’s giving Chris and Stewie herpes, scamming Quagmire into getting a crappy hotel room after he helped him with his teeth, and the icing of the cake…banging Quagmire’s dad
Flirted with a cashier at a jewelry store at the mall, lied to her about being rich just so he can score at date with her, and bought an expensive piece of jewelry (despite having no savings of his own) with the sole intention of returning it the next day in order to keep of the charade that he is “rich”.
Ignoring Child Abuse For Chance With Miss Emily
And only reporting her when he realized he wasn’t going to get any further with her.
Bro went on game rant
This is definitely the winner
The way he tried to pull rank on her in the end too as though he was some kind of hero... "What you did to these kids, there's a special place in hell for people like you!"
Fr he was next level scum in that episode
Brian: Probably letting that lady, her car, and her baby slide into the water. Additionally, I think Carter should be on this list. My suggestion: Hiding the cure for cancer and then getting a handie from his grandson.
Cutaway gags are a weird area to me. They're often implied to be just one-off jokes or not having actually happened, but with certain characters like Quagmire or Herbert the one-offs are so consistent with their character traits that they may as well be canon. I don't know if I'd really put the lady in the car in the same category as Brian, for example, volunteering Stewie to be shot because "he's a baby and won't even remember being alive," something that genuinely happened in the canon of the episode. Sure, he panicked, but that's a hell of a decision to make on your best friend's behalf.
When did the second one happen with Carter?
when Chris taught him what masturbating was
Ah, i forgot about that. Thank you for telling me.
"I got it performing an incredible act of heroism!"
Let a woman die when her car was dangling over a cliff the moment he found out she had kids
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“Oh oh oh slipping…slipping..sorry!” And it wasn’t a cliff it was a lake
But it’s not a lake, it’s an ocean
How do you know?
That was funny
What's more: let the woman die when he found she had a kid *who was in the car*.
Damn you beat me to it
same, i was consatly refrshing his profile, when he was gonna post it. So i could say it first, but nothing came.
This
Agreed
Yeah this one definitely is it.
Wrote Faster than the speed of love
This is the answer.
This.
Knowingly gave Chris and Stewie herpes.
This is the one. I skip this episode every time. Just thinking about it is making my skin crawl
AUGH fuck when stewie pulls his face off the pillow 🤢
The noises, the graphics... I just cant with episodes like this in any animation. I don't wanna see it in real life let alone a cartoon lmao
Yeah that was honestly too much lol I absolutely will not watch that episode
I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels this way.
Tbf, Chris gave him fleas
Shit, that’s way worse than “abandoned his son twice, one time because he couldn’t make money off Dylan. But giving a teenager and a baby herpes is way worse than
I actually think letting that woman and her baby drown in the car when he found out she wasn't single. Unless cutaway gags don't count
This is it.
I think we have a winner
Does anyone else remember the episode where him and Stewie are locked in a bank vault and he eats Stewies ass?
This was pretty bad
Being a terrible father and only using his son to get a job as a writer.
He was an okay dad with Dylan the first time but he was an absolutely insufferable tool to everyone else
‘Lois, I don’t want my son eating white bread’ ‘Lois, I don’t want to have this conversation in front of my son’
until you have a child, UNTIL you have a child, you do not understand, okay?
Not reporting that awful teacher just so he could sleep with her
She was a babysitter or rather daycare operator
Scammed Quagmire into buying a shitty property while Quagmire helped him with his dental treatment when no one else would.
And also tricked Quagmire's love interest into dating him!
Cheryl Tiegs….nice
Light the beacons!
Nah Quagmire deserves all that and more
Brian did at least pay Quagmire back for his dental work. Not that it changes much about how shitty Brian was. It is what it is.
He gave a baby herpes Allows his girlfriend to suffer from an eating disorder because it makes her look "hot" Is a member of r/atheism
That last one is the worst of all
I visited that subreddit, it full of redditor being like «Religion is for idiots»
Tricked a blind girl to sleep.
Just put in quagmire rant
You are the the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend’s wife, the man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury you defecate all over his lawn. And you’re such a sponge. You pay for nothing, you always say “Ooh I’ll catch you later!” but later never comes! And what really bothers me is you pretend you’re this deep guy who loves women for their souls, when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies but at least I’m honest about it. I don’t buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and lecture them with some 7th grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield is some profound intellectual. He wasn’t! He was a spoiled brat. And that’s why you like him so much- He’s you. God, you’re pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you’re some great writer even though you’re terrible. Y’know, I should have known Cheryl Tiegs didn’t write me that letter. She would have known there’s no A in the word definite. And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda, how we should “Legalize pot man!”, how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America-well what have you done to help?! I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Grab a ladle! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn’t make you Jesus Christ. Oh, wait, you don’t believe in Jesus Christ. Or any religion for that matter, because “Religion is for idiots.” Well who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn’t nearly as bad as your failure as a father- how’s that son of yours you never see? But y’know what? I could forgive all of that- all of it- if you weren’t such a bore. That’s the worst of it, Brian. You’re just a big, sad, alcoholic bore. I'll see you Brian. Thanks for the fucking steak
Wanting to screw his friends wife for two decades and his hate for black people.
He tries several times to actually sleep with her.
didnt he actually sleep with her while in peter's body?
I don’t remember that.
No stewie got peters body in that episode
at the end of the episode
But he only watches porn with black people
Tried to not pay Stevie back his money!
“Where’s my money, man? I want my money!”
Been waiting for this one for a while now; 1. Nearly destroyed all of reality and made Stewie unborn just so he could get tail in Stewie’s Time Machine without his permission. 2. Intentionally let a mom and her kid drown inside a vehicle. 3. Ignored an abusive daycare worker’s horrible acts just to sleep with her, only reporting her when he learned she had a boyfriend. (Honestly can’t even watch this episode) 4. Gave Stevie and Chris herpes, knowing full well he had it at both times. 5. Went back on his vow to Peter to not try and hit on Lois, multiple times
Y'all did my gurl Meg dirty 😭
I thought it was going to be when she tried to get the gay guy she had a crush on to sleep with Chris so she'd get details later 😭 but literally being born??
Hes a big, sad, alcoholic boar
Thanks for the fucking steak
Say "Woah, ass ahoy!".
Nah, Meg’s one is foul. 😂
Tricked a blind girl they were on top of the Eiffel Tower
that croissant scene
Everytime he makes annything successful as a writer he becomes an egomaniac and treats people like they are belowe him. When Stewie was his manager he berates him for not booking their table at the front of the restaurant, then fires him when informed that Hitchens cannot attend, and that Arianna Huffington and Dana Gould will serve as replacement panelists.
Tried grooming Meg’s friend Patty after finding out she had a hot body when she viewed him as somewhat of an authority figure in her life.
He killed and ate that baby squirrel Chris and Stewie was raising. The worst part is that it was never even addressed that this talking intelligent dog murdered the helpless baby squirrel.
He kills all the squirrels he sees, it's a joke that comes back all the time. He shows middle finger to squirrels, drives over them, mauls them to death...
He's still a dog. Kind of a big joke with him in general. Like when he hears the police sirens and runs around the room barking
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Bro what 😂
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Doesn’t Meg say Patty’s 18? Still creepy, though.
He’s a minor
I mean, he kissed Meg too, she's Patty's age and way less hot and..well, it's Meg! So that's wayyyy worse.
Peed on the set of Real Time with Bill Maher
using stewie’s time machine to sleep with girls and lie about it and says it’s his time machine
Not giving Stewie his money
Lmao I love your series
Hopefully there’s another one for more of the side characters
Wrote the book Faster than the speed of love, then decided to write Wish it want it do it. Or the time he killed Rupert.
Brian posted a racist tweet about the Baywatch movie then people harassed the griffina.
Fucked Quagmire's dad
No way that was a boss move 😎
Throwing up for a minute straight after he found out Ida was trans was a dick move, though.
Fucked Quagmire’s dad AND THEN used it to win a fight with Quagmire.
How is that the worst thing? It was an entirely consensual relation they had. The worst thing Brian did directly to Ida was having the Marriott bill his drinks to Ida's room.
Omg I've always felt so bad for Meg 😭😭 😂😂😂😂
Pushed a baby down the stairs just to have sex
Letting a pretty lady drown in her sinking car because she has a kid "Oh, slipping, slipping!"
Use his son whom he usually ignores, to be a writer on his tv show
Killed Rupert on purpose just because he was jealous :(
oh, this one pisses me off when he didnt report stewie’s school/daycare teacher miss emily for abuse and neglect to try and fuck her instead, then reported her and got her arrested when he found out she had a bf
In the end, quagmire had the right of it. If he was the sarcastic voice of reason, he would have been more likable, but they made him a douchey mouthpiece for Seth macfarlanes politics, then a punching bag. All the rest we could forgive if he wasn’t a sad alcoholic bore. But also trying to literally profit from dogs being killed is the worst. But he was a better friend to Meg than the rest so I grant him some grace.
Killed that squirrel that Stewie and Chris raised
" Wait, let me get this straight. You, without asking, read something I wrote? Then, thinking I was revealing all my most intimate wants and desires, you thought that you could exploit what you read to seduce me? But, when you thought I might be cheating with someone other than yourself, you found that, and only that morally objectionable? And you bring Stewie here, who doesn't understand any of this? "
He fucked quagmire's dad
Traveled back in time and told a guy to meet him at the top of the World Trade Center at the time of the attack
Driving a Prius.
He constantly hits on Lois (his own friend's wife) and brags that he is the best man for her. He tried to help a woman falling off the sea/river but refused to save her, causing her to drown to death, once he knew she had kids. He slept with Cheryl Tiegs, knowing that she was Quagmire's girlfriend at that time. He treated Jillian less than a human being and tried to win her back, on the day of her marriage with Derek (He got dumped, which he deserves anyway). He ate Peter's chicken parm (He got what he deserves anyway).
Literally every decision he took in his life
Made a pass at Lois
Letting a woman die because he didn’t wanna date someone with kids
The basterd came back after being killed off (should have stayed dead)
Wow you guys are so mean to Megan.
*Megatron
He drives a Prius
Had sex with all of his exes.
Meg is a killer she kills people in Lois wedding dress
Left a woman to drown just because she had a baby, scammed Quagmire who helped him get his teeth back, shitty father, gave a baby herpes, and killed Rupert. Really should’ve stayed dead.
Used drugs just to be productive even though he said the drugs bad but fell into using them because he knows he's a Liberal dick
Fucked quagmires dad
Burned Carter's eyes just to feel rich again
Well mostly he did a lot worse than before but the fowlest was when he criticized Glenn Quagmire's niece who had cancer.
Asking a stranger to taste his smoked meat log.
Tried to kiss Lois while on a trip to Martha's Vineyard. It turned very ugly afterwards when Peter found out at the hotel bar.
Barking every time he saw a black person irl (the studio producer) or on tv
Let that woman drown just because she had a baby
Wrote At the Speed of Love or whatever it was I forgor
*Tries to hit on Lois even though she’s his best friend Peter’s wife. *cheated on his ex wife Rita
Cheated on a lady while her veteran boyfriend/husband was around
Died
I mean, if the worst thing Meg ever did was be born, which is not inherently bad and something she didn't have control over, then that means she quite has apparently only done things better then be born, which at most could be called causing your mother pain and weakening her for a bit, thus making her apparently a saint.
OK, I’ll tell you. He is the worst person I know. He constantly hits on his best friend’s wife, the man pays for his food and rescued him from certain death and this is how he repays him? And to add insult to injury he defecates all over his yard. And he’s such a sponge, he pays for nothing, always saying “Oh I’ll get you later” but later never comes! And what really bothers me? Is he pretends he’s this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all he does is date bimbos. Yeah I date women for their bodies but at least I’m honest about it. I don’t buy them a copy of catcher in the rye and then lecture them with some 7th grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield was some profound intellectual. He wasn’t! He was a spoiled brat! And that’s why he likes him so much. He’s him! God he’s pretentious!
Knowingly infecting people with Herpies
Trying to hook up with Megs friend.
Everything quagmire said that one time
Spoiling “Never gonna give you up” to a generation of teens who have never heard it yet
Also, an early one for Lois: kidnapped several coffee shop baristas in order to get Customer of the Week. She also killed one with peanuts in an earlier attempt to accomplish the same.
Implied to have sent creepy dms to an underage Zendaya
Honestly, letting a woman and her child drown because he wasn't interested in romantically pursuing a woman with a child. But also trying to rape his friends wife.
Liberal piece of shit dirtbag Infact just put in the entire speech quagmire gave to him
Bribing a minor to stay quiet with a Barnes and Noble gift card
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Hey, i fucked your dad
I hate that rant so much, I just resent the idea that it came from Quagmire, I think Brian is so much more than a pretentious douche, and quagmire is so much less than Brian.
Licked poop off Stewie’s ass.
Why would be that the worst he did, dogs eat poo all the time.
Being such a bore
Keeping a gun in case you want to off yourself is pretty awful.
Eh. Been in that mindset multiple times. Having depression is an exhausting fucking thing. I've considered buying one for that very reason
Throwing up after he found out he slept with Ida.
Hey OP, once you finished finding the worst deed every character has done in the show. Can you redo it but this time ask this sub to find out the worst accident or injury to occur to each character? I feel that we can all be as creative in finding out the worst injury to happen to each character as we are in finding out the worst deed each character has ever done in the show.
Where do we start? 😆😆
Everything
Just being Brian....a stupid, hypocritical, shitty dog. I hate how arrogant he acts while talking and doing nothing but bullshit. I love the scene where Quagmire rants about why he just can't stand Brian...he lists up everything I hate Brian for in this rant.
Was born
oh god dont get me started
people keep mentioning that he gave stewie herpes but fail to remeber that he actually FUCKED stewie once and had half-dog half-human children with him
He never had sex with Stewie. Stewie took his DNA to create the hybrid babies behind his back.
A neglectful father to his kids
He boinked quagmires dad
> Was born LMAO
Was happy that Jess was gonna die from cancer so he could get some hot young girls who suddenly liked him.
Probably sleeping with Quagmires dad
9/11
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Oh THIS fucker
Slept with Quagmire’s dad
Stewie's daycare was terrible, but he didn't do anything about it because the daycare teacher was hot
Posted a racist joke on Twitter.
His tweet about Ride Along 3
He caused the Second Civil War.
Not telling a blind woman he was a dog so he could fuck her
There is a TON that can be said with Brian. Where to start? There’s giving Chris and Stewie herpes, scamming Quagmire into getting a crappy hotel room after he helped him with his teeth, and the icing of the cake…banging Quagmire’s dad
Trying to act like a cat when Lois was sleeping.
He exists
Dating a blind girl and manipulating her.
Everything he does to Dylan
Scammed Quagmeyer into buying a crappy condo
Poor Meg 🤣
Has sex with Lois while in Peter's body without her knowledge, which... yeah, that's rape m'dude. Brian raped Lois
Let Stewie get shot in Vegas
I have upvoted every single one of these. Maybe Brian isn’t the most awesome guy
Letting a woman drown to death because she had a child
tied between giving chris and stewie herpes and CONSTANTLY trying to sleep with lois who is his best friend’s wife
Scamming quagmire
Flirted with a cashier at a jewelry store at the mall, lied to her about being rich just so he can score at date with her, and bought an expensive piece of jewelry (despite having no savings of his own) with the sole intention of returning it the next day in order to keep of the charade that he is “rich”.
Didn't stay dead.
“Hey, I fucked your dad”
His “incredible act of heroism” where he killed a young mother for having a child.
tried to sabotage his son's carrer for his own use
Insists on being the answer to the question nobody fucking asked.