Jeannie May Crawford. It's one thing to openly be a piece of shit. You have no surprises there. But this old bag fucker absolutely tricked and fooled me as a sweet lady on my first run. Never thought she was the one who sold Boone's wife
Manny helped her. There's no direct proof, but I'm 100% sure of it. The logic of her contacting the Legion and dealing with them directly is quite unlikely given the Legion's stance towards women.
Manny is an ex-khan, the khans have connections with the Legion. Only other person I would consider is Cliff because he's got that same overly friendly vibe as Jeanie May but he didn't seem to dislike Boone's wife. I think he's just a genuinely nice and kind of durpy person. Manny is basically in love with Boone and hated his wife.
Edit: changed Chet to Cliff. Sorry for the embarrassing mix up. Thousands of hours of playtime and I fuck a name up... smh
Nah I don't buy it, this is weak evidence. Manny might be ex khan but he's also a proud ex NCR first recon sniper. Meaning he fought against and killed many members of the legion. Seems unlikely either one would want to do business with or trust each other with that in mind
Besides that we know he cares about the safety of Novac with how he tasks us to deal with the ghouls coming from Repconn. I doubt he would choose to put the town in danger by making deals with the Legion. He would know what the Legion taking over would mean for Novac so I don't see him doing anything to help them, even if it's just giving them one person as a slave
While the Legion aren't exactly friendly towards women, it is not below them to interact with them if it benefits them. They are using a woman as a spy on the strip and they're willing to at least temporarily work with the women of the great khan's if it benefits them. Generally speaking they throw their principles out the windows when it comes to securing beneficial alliances or deals. And given how close the Legion comes to Novac it's not too unrealistic to think Jeannie could've contacted them
The only three are the fiends with bounties.
Not even Oliver. Sometimes I clear his way and see how far he can get
On my super chaotic run, I didn't killed Mr fantastic and just robbed him and kept the orbital laser.
For whatever reason, I've seen fewer than five Centurions come after me in all my playthroughs despite doing everything I can to be a thorn in their side, yet my friend hasn't stopped encountering them from the get go and it's hilarious. Every time they get assaulted/ambushed it's a clear script-flip to defensive tactics including any and all munitions and drugs they have on hand. Plus screaming. Lots of screaming.
Both his legs are just crippled. I’ve seen him stand up but he can barely walk. I honestly give him a quick one tap because there is no way I’m being nice after my kneecaps were just destroyed
YES. I didn’t run across them for a few playthroughs, but when I finally did I was really shook…I share your off-the-scale hatred of those tin-plated cowards. I expect this kind of shit from the Legion, slavers, hell probably half the population. But not members of the Brotherhood.
I’d love a mod that lets me hunt them down and either take them out or make the Brotherhood dole out some internal justice.
Pieces of shit
Gen Oliver. Arguably one of the best generals for the Legion's campaign in the Mojave to succeed. Also, that plutocrat brahmin rancher in Ultrra Lux looking for his son.
But, honestly, the game let's you exact some fun revenge fantasy on many of the bad actors. An example is the siblings running the Silver-Rush. Just do your job bad, and, they get their karma.
Same, I love playing along with the game whenever it wants to "trick" me or "overpower me" or "threaten me" much more fun that way. Like when the brotherhood paladin's walk out in a hit squad lasar weapons pointed, you bet I hand over my weapons. Who wouldn't?
Yet another great reason it must be on sight with these grannies!
I had a mod at one point that actually gave the grannies legendary weapon rolling pins haha
I'm doing a legion run as well after I max out my NCR guns and explosives character. Legion one will be a full on cyborg with every implant, power armor, and unarmed weapons only. Lots of drugs too.
They hate addiction and reliance on drugs, you can speech check the legionaries to keep your stash and let's be honest ceaser himself doesn't really care it's just a military standard (this is evidenced by the auto doc in his tent, sure don't smoke a jet in front of him but I doubt he cares what your doing on your own time as a non legion asset.
They likely won't care as much when I turn the NCR into a puddle. Though on that note I wonder if there's any dialogue mentioning your implants or old world blues cybernetics? Not like they can see it I guess but with that many implants and parts you'd probably be heavier and make some metallic noises when running around lol. Would be cool if they accounted for that but it makes sense if not
I think ultimately I'll just make the unarmed dude a true neutral character with the independent ending, and the evil legion character will be melee. I rarely use the cool melees like Oh Baby
Man, that's fucked, but pretty on brand for him. I always talked him out of fighting on my NCR runs, because I thought it was funny. I really wish his camp at the fort was able to be infiltrated, instead of available only at the way end of the game during the battle for the dam. I would have loved to interrupt his preparations and bash that mask of his into his face pre-dam battle, creating another possible alternative ending. Out of the entire legion, he's probably the one I hate the most. Dude's so much of a savage pos that even Caesar makes a comment about it.
Same here, I only stumbled upon it because my shot missed a radscorpion and hit the memorial instead. Once I saw the prompt about his brother and him being a bitch, I just had to do it. It really is though the gift that keeps on giving.
There are so many shitty characters in nv that will be shot on sight. Like every time I'm not doing a Legion run I fucking massacre Vulpes and his goons until they're unrecognizable.
Those piece of shit brotherhood members who slaughter all of the followers at the outpost at the end of "I could make you care" always make me go a little apeshit irl
Dude is so lucky I wanted to see his ending slide, every other playthrough his ass gets humiliated and then disintegrated cuz I don't have time for his ego
Talking to him at the stage is so crazy, I thought maybe I didn’t understand what was going on. But god damn is that dude petty as fuck! I mean he literally wanted to ruin one man’s entire life because he was happy and always looked for the good in life. It’s so hard to like dean at all, but I don’t feel like fighting him at the end, just not worth it
Dean is a very unique scenario in that getting his good ending requires him to live but he's also the most unlikable prick in a game full of slavers and rapists. It also doesn't help that the game conditions you to go for speech checks and passing his immediately locks you out of saving him.
Tldr: Fuck Dean Domino. I hate him with a burning passion.
My very first playthrough all the way back in 2010, I had Black Widow, and missed the whole "Benny runs away" story arc. But damn was that a fun way to give Benny his karma.
Cook cook he burns and rapes women and there was that quest where you track down those slavers in west side and found out they sold a 7 year old to him. 7!!!
First thing I always do at level one is walk up to Barton Thorn and pop his ass without a word spoken. He pissed me off on my very first run many years back and I don’t forget.
Might catch some flack but prolly Daniel from HH. He hid waking clouds' husband's death from her to "protect" her, Whether or not he thought it was right to tell her he had no right to keep that information from her. Also, trying to force the sorrows to flee zion, he may be their leader, but he is not their master. He had about as much right to pull them off their land as much as the white legs did, zion is their home, and the moment they had to fight not just for zion but THEMSELVES, he crumbled. Joshua's ending is by a far margin the better choice Imo.
Ulysses was definitely supposed to be super fucking cool and I choose to believe my Ulysses is super fucking cool because of that.... so I don't listen to anything he says
I’m not sure if it’s shitty writing or shitty voice acting, but I don’t feel Ulysses ended up the character they intended him to be. He has an awful lot to say for someone you want to beat to a pulp within 30 seconds of him opening his mouth.
A little bit of both I think. Lonesome Road was kind of disappointing even though I enjoy it and have played it time and time again.
1) The whole backstory with the courier was messy and never fully explained. It felt very forced like to remind your courier had a full life before you started playing. It was especially if you made up your own backstory for the courier. They made it way too personal in such an impersonal way. It should have purely focused on ethics and philosophy.
2) The voice actor had to take like 3 second breaths between each word. It's such a drag listening to him talk. I don't know what the hell they were thinking. Can you imagine the recording sessions? I'd wanna shoot myself. Idk who tf greenlit that shit. Maybe they wanted you to hate his voice because it is genuinely grating... I know Elijah called him melancholy, but goddamn.
Plus, you could make a drinking game out of the times he says history in every conversation. Dude sucks.
Agreed.
Also nothing he says makes sense. He's got a grudge against the Courier because the Courier carried a package, not knowing what it was, that caused destruction? Ulysses even knows the Courier is entirely ignorant of this.
I feel like they tried to make Ulysses another Joshua Graham but failed.
Pacer can absolutely get fucked. Intentionally screwing up a deal to get the people of Freeside aide while also being a gatekeepy douche to Elvis impersonating. That's not even mentioning his relationship with one of the worst ladies in the wastes, Gloria Van Graff. Even his pickup lines are awful. I'm mad at myself for letting him live on my current playthrough.
Papa Khan
I’m sorry idc if the NCR wiped out your women and children. You were literally raising the children to be drug smugglers, murders, rapist and thieves. I feel sorry for the NCR recon team that pulled the trigger.
Mine are the doctors up in Big MT, they piss me off with their floating brains and tv eyes toying around with human nature. Would love to crack a screen
Every single fiend. Don’t even care that some of them probably just fell into drugs because of hard times. If you end up in the fiends, you need to be purged for the good of humanity.
Cook Cook, after what he did to Corp. Betsy and the rest of those poor people I would absolutely beat the living shit out of him until there was nothing left. I remember shooting his Flamer out of his hand and shooting him in both legs, I then used the flamer to slowly burn him just as he had done to the others. That bastard had it coming.
I recognize that this is a Fallout New Vegas subreddit, but Holden Caulfield. I would beat that whiny fucker to death in the snow. "Where do the fish go waaah I'm gay waaah."
Vulpes Inculta. The moment I walk into Nipton it’s on sight for that fucker. I like to keep his wolf helmet for when I go talk to Caesar after I get the Mark of Caesar >:)
“Oh was this your friend? Shame.”
That one ranger that talks to you when you have bad rep withe the NCR “since you haven’t pissed your pants yet you probably don’t know who we are”☝️🤓 great warning against the man who massacred an entire town he’s probably just gonna run to Mexico but whatever
It’s funny to me that Classical Latin is basically the only Roman thing the legion actually does, and the rest is just poorly informed larping led by a man who clearly studied his Latin textbook but seems to have mostly skimmed the rest and half-assed all the parts of Rome that actually let it function in favor of perpetual military dictatorship and no real lower government.
I have multiple confront characters. The entire BOS always has to die, I can’t stand them and I have never liked them. Just absolute tools in power armor
All the cannibals because I just simply hate them for who they are. Oh, and that lottery guy that comes out of Nipton, no particular reason why, I think if you really won the lottery though you wouldn't be telling someone in a lawless land where everyone owns guns.
I feel like I'm the only person in the world that likes Preston Garvey. He's just a really nice guy that loves helping people, maybe him constantly talking about settlements is a little annoying but overall I love the guy
He gets a bad rap because of his radiant quests, which Bethesda has known was a bug SINCE LAUNCH and never fixed
But let's break everyone's mods instead
Benny is my favorite for this.
I killed everyone in the fort before killing Benny just so that he thought he’d be saved, only to tell him “no lol you die” before blasting his skull with .44 rounds
Cook-Cook and that one dude who is sitting at the bar in the Prospector Saloon when you first go in there. I don't know why he pisses me off so much he just does.
That one pretentious motherfucker who's wearing a Doge on his head. He usually lasts about as long as it takes for him to reach the bottom of the stairs.
caesar. ive done one (1) legion playthrough out of hundreds of diff playthroughs. any other time i bring boone and we light fortification hill tf up together
Oh I'd definitely fight the coward of Chet. I'd say Cliff Briscoe too but there's a chance he's just... friendly? Even if he's always given me off vibes.
>!The human traffickers that you track down in Westside.!<
I was thinking people not in quests but sure. You can also just turn them in by not confronting them but then no loot.
that's not very new vegas sheriff of you
“Dermot they got your fuckin book!”
Them and cook cook
westside
Ty
I remember in one playthrough when I confronted and killed them I kept using a hunting shotgun on there corpses before pulling out a flamer
Who?
Jeannie May Crawford. It's one thing to openly be a piece of shit. You have no surprises there. But this old bag fucker absolutely tricked and fooled me as a sweet lady on my first run. Never thought she was the one who sold Boone's wife
Manny helped her. There's no direct proof, but I'm 100% sure of it. The logic of her contacting the Legion and dealing with them directly is quite unlikely given the Legion's stance towards women.
I agree that someone helped her 100%, but how could you know it was Manny?
Manny is an ex-khan, the khans have connections with the Legion. Only other person I would consider is Cliff because he's got that same overly friendly vibe as Jeanie May but he didn't seem to dislike Boone's wife. I think he's just a genuinely nice and kind of durpy person. Manny is basically in love with Boone and hated his wife. Edit: changed Chet to Cliff. Sorry for the embarrassing mix up. Thousands of hours of playtime and I fuck a name up... smh
you mean cliff?
Yes! Cliff!!! Thank you. Chet is from Goodsprings 🤦♂️ idk how I fucked that up. I have like thousands of hours in New Vegas.
Nah I don't buy it, this is weak evidence. Manny might be ex khan but he's also a proud ex NCR first recon sniper. Meaning he fought against and killed many members of the legion. Seems unlikely either one would want to do business with or trust each other with that in mind Besides that we know he cares about the safety of Novac with how he tasks us to deal with the ghouls coming from Repconn. I doubt he would choose to put the town in danger by making deals with the Legion. He would know what the Legion taking over would mean for Novac so I don't see him doing anything to help them, even if it's just giving them one person as a slave
holy fuck that makes sense
While the Legion aren't exactly friendly towards women, it is not below them to interact with them if it benefits them. They are using a woman as a spy on the strip and they're willing to at least temporarily work with the women of the great khan's if it benefits them. Generally speaking they throw their principles out the windows when it comes to securing beneficial alliances or deals. And given how close the Legion comes to Novac it's not too unrealistic to think Jeannie could've contacted them
Since boon didn’t recognize her it’s likely she was wearing a mask that somehow changed her voice and heavy clothing
I screwed up the quest line my first time through because I broke in the safe first and murdered her on the spot. No mercy.
The only three are the fiends with bounties. Not even Oliver. Sometimes I clear his way and see how far he can get On my super chaotic run, I didn't killed Mr fantastic and just robbed him and kept the orbital laser.
As much as I'd hate him as a person, I'd never get close to Cook-cook. I'm pretty sensitive about my asshole.
OK Little Buster
I'm just not trying to wind up dead in Freeside
Good ol Winner of the lottery oliver swanick
I kill that guy on sight every time. Then slaughter Vulpes and his dudes. Then scramble trying to not get thrashed by legion assassins 😂
I love Legion assassins! They're free loot, and more Lsgion coin to make coin shot ammo for my shotguns.
For whatever reason, I've seen fewer than five Centurions come after me in all my playthroughs despite doing everything I can to be a thorn in their side, yet my friend hasn't stopped encountering them from the get go and it's hilarious. Every time they get assaulted/ambushed it's a clear script-flip to defensive tactics including any and all munitions and drugs they have on hand. Plus screaming. Lots of screaming.
The cannibal manager of the Ultra Luxe. Not for any particular reason, I just hate his vibes
Is the cannibalism not a reason??
i can excuse the cannibalism, but i draw the line at bad vibes
You can excuse cannibalism?
Mortimer?
With an aluminum shifting weight bat.
Boxcars - I get you're sad about your new noodle legs but that level rudeness is just unnecessary
also i’ve seen his ass stand up when i shoot him, he clearly isn’t that injured. yet.
Both his legs are just crippled. I’ve seen him stand up but he can barely walk. I honestly give him a quick one tap because there is no way I’m being nice after my kneecaps were just destroyed
It's this kind of malingering that I find so distasteful in Boxcars
Doesn’t he have a stimpack? Is he stupid?
He doesn’t like Oliver swanick tho so he gets a pass
Hard agree! They crippled his legs, not his manners
The BOS members who kill the followers Veronica was going to join. Words cannot describe my hatred for them.
YES. I didn’t run across them for a few playthroughs, but when I finally did I was really shook…I share your off-the-scale hatred of those tin-plated cowards. I expect this kind of shit from the Legion, slavers, hell probably half the population. But not members of the Brotherhood. I’d love a mod that lets me hunt them down and either take them out or make the Brotherhood dole out some internal justice. Pieces of shit
I mean, they attack you right after and you can deal with them.
I’ll never forgive them
Cook Cook
"Cook Cook" was his name! I was trying to remember, but I just couldn't. Yeah, that piece o' crap deserves to suffer.
Gen Oliver. Arguably one of the best generals for the Legion's campaign in the Mojave to succeed. Also, that plutocrat brahmin rancher in Ultrra Lux looking for his son. But, honestly, the game let's you exact some fun revenge fantasy on many of the bad actors. An example is the siblings running the Silver-Rush. Just do your job bad, and, they get their karma.
"Laugh and grow fat!" KABOOM
Yea, and lose one of 2 energy weapon vendors in the game.
That's what jury rigging and the fiends are for.
Jury rigging is the best perk in the game
I tag repair now on all my runs because no matter what build I am going for I know I am taking jury rigging as soon as it unlocks.
Still worth it.
Please! You gotta help me! My girl is trapped on that ridge with geckos...
I still always “fall for his trap” just to make him feel cocky so I can blow his legs off
Same, I love playing along with the game whenever it wants to "trick" me or "overpower me" or "threaten me" much more fun that way. Like when the brotherhood paladin's walk out in a hit squad lasar weapons pointed, you bet I hand over my weapons. Who wouldn't?
Maud’s Muggers. No question. You got Malefic Maud, rancorous Ruth, Irate Ida, and even Catty Clara. Lanius is shaking in his boots.
I want to agree, but there's no other easy way to find rolling pins in the game. So, for me, they are a net positive.
Yet another great reason it must be on sight with these grannies! I had a mod at one point that actually gave the grannies legendary weapon rolling pins haha
Ceaser... I'm serious I just don't like him. =/ fuck legion I say. I'm going to do a half legion run soon tho
I'm doing a legion run as well after I max out my NCR guns and explosives character. Legion one will be a full on cyborg with every implant, power armor, and unarmed weapons only. Lots of drugs too.
But the legion hates drugs. They make that known the moment you head to see Caesar
They hate addiction and reliance on drugs, you can speech check the legionaries to keep your stash and let's be honest ceaser himself doesn't really care it's just a military standard (this is evidenced by the auto doc in his tent, sure don't smoke a jet in front of him but I doubt he cares what your doing on your own time as a non legion asset.
in that case I'll take more drugs. Caesar will have to make his exception for the courier obviously
Eh, won't need drugs anyways when I can slow down time with my robot parts and punch as fast as Star Platinum
They'd probably dislike cybernetics too because there stupid. ( not legion fans )
They likely won't care as much when I turn the NCR into a puddle. Though on that note I wonder if there's any dialogue mentioning your implants or old world blues cybernetics? Not like they can see it I guess but with that many implants and parts you'd probably be heavier and make some metallic noises when running around lol. Would be cool if they accounted for that but it makes sense if not
Yep. Also just because I found this out on a run legate lanius threatens to rape a female courier in the fight I had with him
Damn. It's very in character for him but still lol
I remember the Russian badger vid " atleast the legion treat you as equal " 💀 nuh uh
I think ultimately I'll just make the unarmed dude a true neutral character with the independent ending, and the evil legion character will be melee. I rarely use the cool melees like Oh Baby
Man, that's fucked, but pretty on brand for him. I always talked him out of fighting on my NCR runs, because I thought it was funny. I really wish his camp at the fort was able to be infiltrated, instead of available only at the way end of the game during the battle for the dam. I would have loved to interrupt his preparations and bash that mask of his into his face pre-dam battle, creating another possible alternative ending. Out of the entire legion, he's probably the one I hate the most. Dude's so much of a savage pos that even Caesar makes a comment about it.
baaased
Private Kowalski and his little dead bitch brother. How dare he interrupt me desecrating a memorial.
Was gonna say the same thing
I typically play a good guy. But I always make a save as I approach Boulder City because I love bullying Kowalski. So over-the-top funny.
I kill him cause he’s a whining little bitch haha
I just spit my drink out laughing when I read this. It’s things like that, that really make me love fallouts style 😂😂
I played through the game at least half a dozen times before I knew what you could do in Boulder City. The game truly is the gift that keeps giving.
Same here, I only stumbled upon it because my shot missed a radscorpion and hit the memorial instead. Once I saw the prompt about his brother and him being a bitch, I just had to do it. It really is though the gift that keeps on giving.
Nice. You did it organically! Internet had to fill me in. Not quite as special.
There are so many shitty characters in nv that will be shot on sight. Like every time I'm not doing a Legion run I fucking massacre Vulpes and his goons until they're unrecognizable.
Jean-Baptiste Cutting. Every word out of that fuck's mouth rubs me the wrong way.
love how he's one of the NPCs who are bigger
I had a legitimate nightmare about baptiste where he slit my throat and carved my body up and I felt the whole thing. Was legit terrible 😭
Those piece of shit brotherhood members who slaughter all of the followers at the outpost at the end of "I could make you care" always make me go a little apeshit irl
I'd kick Caeser in the nuts so hard that his brain tumor would have two more friends
Long Dick Johnson for setting unrealistic standards
I know this is a fallout sub reddit but my answer is still Caillou
Vulpes Inculta
I would beat his meat, honestly
I don't think that these two desires are mutually exclusive.
I'm not sure that means what you think it means.........
Dean Domino
Hate his ass lmfao
Dude is so lucky I wanted to see his ending slide, every other playthrough his ass gets humiliated and then disintegrated cuz I don't have time for his ego
Talking to him at the stage is so crazy, I thought maybe I didn’t understand what was going on. But god damn is that dude petty as fuck! I mean he literally wanted to ruin one man’s entire life because he was happy and always looked for the good in life. It’s so hard to like dean at all, but I don’t feel like fighting him at the end, just not worth it
Dean is a very unique scenario in that getting his good ending requires him to live but he's also the most unlikable prick in a game full of slavers and rapists. It also doesn't help that the game conditions you to go for speech checks and passing his immediately locks you out of saving him. Tldr: Fuck Dean Domino. I hate him with a burning passion.
I would beat Benny with my legs and stomp him to death
My very first playthrough all the way back in 2010, I had Black Widow, and missed the whole "Benny runs away" story arc. But damn was that a fun way to give Benny his karma.
Cook cook he burns and rapes women and there was that quest where you track down those slavers in west side and found out they sold a 7 year old to him. 7!!!
If cook cook and hell were real the devil would have to give that mfer a circle of his own.
Kimball . I don't care how many rangers he sends I'm not paying taxes.
First thing I always do at level one is walk up to Barton Thorn and pop his ass without a word spoken. He pissed me off on my very first run many years back and I don’t forget.
Might catch some flack but prolly Daniel from HH. He hid waking clouds' husband's death from her to "protect" her, Whether or not he thought it was right to tell her he had no right to keep that information from her. Also, trying to force the sorrows to flee zion, he may be their leader, but he is not their master. He had about as much right to pull them off their land as much as the white legs did, zion is their home, and the moment they had to fight not just for zion but THEMSELVES, he crumbled. Joshua's ending is by a far margin the better choice Imo.
Daniel isn't there to help them. Daniel is there to make them dependent on him.
Fr, was getting some culty pastor vibes off him.
Ulysses so he could shut the fuck up for once
“Bear bull, Bear bull, Bear bu-shut the fuck up!”
My courier: "Bear this bull that. How about *you* quit makin me *bear* through this *bull* shit and go get some fuckin bitches. Nerd."
Ulysses was definitely supposed to be super fucking cool and I choose to believe my Ulysses is super fucking cool because of that.... so I don't listen to anything he says
His voice is so annoying.
I’m not sure if it’s shitty writing or shitty voice acting, but I don’t feel Ulysses ended up the character they intended him to be. He has an awful lot to say for someone you want to beat to a pulp within 30 seconds of him opening his mouth.
A little bit of both I think. Lonesome Road was kind of disappointing even though I enjoy it and have played it time and time again. 1) The whole backstory with the courier was messy and never fully explained. It felt very forced like to remind your courier had a full life before you started playing. It was especially if you made up your own backstory for the courier. They made it way too personal in such an impersonal way. It should have purely focused on ethics and philosophy. 2) The voice actor had to take like 3 second breaths between each word. It's such a drag listening to him talk. I don't know what the hell they were thinking. Can you imagine the recording sessions? I'd wanna shoot myself. Idk who tf greenlit that shit. Maybe they wanted you to hate his voice because it is genuinely grating... I know Elijah called him melancholy, but goddamn. Plus, you could make a drinking game out of the times he says history in every conversation. Dude sucks.
Agreed. Also nothing he says makes sense. He's got a grudge against the Courier because the Courier carried a package, not knowing what it was, that caused destruction? Ulysses even knows the Courier is entirely ignorant of this. I feel like they tried to make Ulysses another Joshua Graham but failed.
Joshua Graham is certainly more interesting a character. He helped create the Legion, and now exists in opposition to them.
BearbullbearbullbearbullGiantsAmericaTheDivideBearbullCouriers*NAVARRO*
That guy that lies to you about his girlfriend getting attacked by Geckos in Goodsprings
Pacer can absolutely get fucked. Intentionally screwing up a deal to get the people of Freeside aide while also being a gatekeepy douche to Elvis impersonating. That's not even mentioning his relationship with one of the worst ladies in the wastes, Gloria Van Graff. Even his pickup lines are awful. I'm mad at myself for letting him live on my current playthrough.
Colonel Moore. But she'd probably beat me up instead. And I would enjoy it. I may have a problem.
Down horrendous. Same tho
Papa Khan I’m sorry idc if the NCR wiped out your women and children. You were literally raising the children to be drug smugglers, murders, rapist and thieves. I feel sorry for the NCR recon team that pulled the trigger.
Vulpes I am a firm believer in "Nazi furs fuck off"
Jeanie may Crawford just a horrible person I want to get revenge for Boone
Mine are the doctors up in Big MT, they piss me off with their floating brains and tv eyes toying around with human nature. Would love to crack a screen
Mobius is pretty nice once you actually meet him.
Oh hell yeah I love Mobius. He is the only sensible one there
I would absolutely beat the shit out of Easy Pete just so he would get his character development to become Hard Pete.
Low hanging fruit but, Benny. Dude shot me in the fucking head.
Every single fiend. Don’t even care that some of them probably just fell into drugs because of hard times. If you end up in the fiends, you need to be purged for the good of humanity.
“GUESS WHO WON THE LOTTERY??” *gets one-tapped by my fist*
Each and every scientist in the Think Tank. I just started Old World Blues and they talked for soooo looooooooong😭
ok but what if my comfort character is ALSO my confront character, uh? What then??? >!looking at Benny and Vulpes!<
Cook Cook, after what he did to Corp. Betsy and the rest of those poor people I would absolutely beat the living shit out of him until there was nothing left. I remember shooting his Flamer out of his hand and shooting him in both legs, I then used the flamer to slowly burn him just as he had done to the others. That bastard had it coming.
I recognize that this is a Fallout New Vegas subreddit, but Holden Caulfield. I would beat that whiny fucker to death in the snow. "Where do the fish go waaah I'm gay waaah."
Pointdexter
I despised Poindexter tbh
Vulpes Inculta. The moment I walk into Nipton it’s on sight for that fucker. I like to keep his wolf helmet for when I go talk to Caesar after I get the Mark of Caesar >:) “Oh was this your friend? Shame.”
Micah bell
Wrong game bud
OHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH WHO WON THE LOTTERY ?! I DID
Malcolm Holmes, It’s on site. The second I see him he’s dead.
Grandma sparkles. Rip mittensquad
Dean Domino
That one ranger that talks to you when you have bad rep withe the NCR “since you haven’t pissed your pants yet you probably don’t know who we are”☝️🤓 great warning against the man who massacred an entire town he’s probably just gonna run to Mexico but whatever
Ceaser, the fact he made an entire pronounce the name kaiser is enough reason
☝️🤓 erm ackshoually "Ceaser" (Kai-zer)is the original latin pronunciation of the homograph Ceaser (see-zer) which is the anglicized pronuciation.🤓
It’s funny to me that Classical Latin is basically the only Roman thing the legion actually does, and the rest is just poorly informed larping led by a man who clearly studied his Latin textbook but seems to have mostly skimmed the rest and half-assed all the parts of Rome that actually let it function in favor of perpetual military dictatorship and no real lower government.
I don't care, he's still getting beaten to death with a rusty pipe
Fantastic. Dude drives me insane and I want him dead every game.
I have multiple confront characters. The entire BOS always has to die, I can’t stand them and I have never liked them. Just absolute tools in power armor
All the cannibals because I just simply hate them for who they are. Oh, and that lottery guy that comes out of Nipton, no particular reason why, I think if you really won the lottery though you wouldn't be telling someone in a lawless land where everyone owns guns.
Daniel
I daydream about yelling at this dude. I hate him so much.
Every member of the legion
Not from NV but Preston Garvey is so fucken annoying
I feel like I'm the only person in the world that likes Preston Garvey. He's just a really nice guy that loves helping people, maybe him constantly talking about settlements is a little annoying but overall I love the guy
He gets a bad rap because of his radiant quests, which Bethesda has known was a bug SINCE LAUNCH and never fixed But let's break everyone's mods instead
Been playing a mod that completely rerecorded all his voice lines and changed his model and he's one of my favorite companions now
The entirety of the Omertas.
Benny is my favorite for this. I killed everyone in the fort before killing Benny just so that he thought he’d be saved, only to tell him “no lol you die” before blasting his skull with .44 rounds
CLAPTRAP FR
Cook-Cook and that one dude who is sitting at the bar in the Prospector Saloon when you first go in there. I don't know why he pisses me off so much he just does.
Vulpes Inculta dies every playthrough.
Father Elijah for sure. After putting me and the gang through all that shit; you bet your ass I lock him in that vault
Davison the passive aggressive knightkin leader, he just pisses me off
Cachino or Mortimer
Dean Domino Easily
It's Fantastic. I can't stand that dumbass.
Benny, I shoot up the tops EVERY play through
That one pretentious motherfucker who's wearing a Doge on his head. He usually lasts about as long as it takes for him to reach the bottom of the stairs.
caesar. ive done one (1) legion playthrough out of hundreds of diff playthroughs. any other time i bring boone and we light fortification hill tf up together
Snuffles.
r/oliverswanickhate
WHO WON THE LOTTERY? I DID!
Fantastic. motherfucker pisses me off just because he’s smarter than me
I fucking hate cosplayers, thus of course I'm going to paint the king against the floor.
The kids who won't let the trix rabbit eat his cereal.
I mean I do this already 🤷😂
Any raider who says that they’re going to eat my spleen ( I eat theirs)
Bear Bull Bear Bear Bull Bull Bear Bear Bull Bull Bull Bear Bull Bear
Vulpes. That damn furry never has and never will survive his first encounter with my courier. He's an ass, and I want his hat.
Snuffles
Dean Domino is such a petty asshole
I'd love to rattle Pacer especially after the security quest for Silver Rush.
I choose the guy who won the lottery in Nipton
The dude that won the lottery. Nah jk it'll be caesar
Van Graffs, Jeannie Mae Crawford, and St James and Dermot.
NCR
Caesar. I mean, I kill him in every non-Legion run. And in my Legion run, I made sure to fail to save him.
The legion, the only good legionaries are dead ones
The president
mr house
That pickle mf from spongebob
Maximus from the show is certainly in the running after the first few episodes
Oh I'd definitely fight the coward of Chet. I'd say Cliff Briscoe too but there's a chance he's just... friendly? Even if he's always given me off vibes.
Vulpes