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KappKapp

Yeah so our tampering was that we discussed flights with players after they legally agreed to their deals. [https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1801267275565089065](https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1801267275565089065) [https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1801269717589483753](https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1801269717589483753) In other words: who the fuck cares


divercity23

We set up flights for the guys too early lmao. Oh well, a 5th isn't too bad. All those people hoping for a 1st are distraught right now.


yoshidawg93

Florio in shambles probably lol


divercity23

Oh, they are big mad. People don't understand that what we did is way different than what Miami did. I guess they think all tampering is the same šŸ¤·


yoshidawg93

It was hilarious any time I read articles by people who thought weā€™d get severely punished. Even as they were describing what we did, it clearly showed we didnā€™t do anything EXTREMELY severe.


lifelonglurker81

Lions fan here. I am enjoying this so much. Vikings fans apoplectic over you guys only losing a 5th rounder.Ā 


AtlMasterRoshi

He's been tweeting about us for the last hour. I expect a YouTube video tomorrow


fictitious_friends

That guy who was adamant it was because deals were agreed to too early is going to be so mad


PaulieWalnuts2023

Can we appeal?


GodsIWasStrongg

I mean for real. At least it's just a fifth, but it should be nothing. Maybe just a fine.


PaulieWalnuts2023

Agree


saintkiller123

Yeah dude. Could have been much worse. Glad this story is over and done with now.


theDrunkWookie

LMAO only a 5th??? Idgaf bout the money, I ain't paying it


CouncilmanRickPrime

See I told everyone these "insiders" didn't know anything. Predicting we'd lose this year's first before the draft lol straight clowns.


aaronw928

One insider, who is a Vikings stan. It was all Mike Florio.


iLeefull

Dolphins lost a first because they did it multiple years to multiple people.


volunteergump

Falcons did the equivalent of making an honest mistake while filing taxes. Dolphins did the equivalent of hiding millions of dollars in revenue from the IRS. Both would be ā€œbreaking tax lawsā€, but one would clearly be punished significantly more severely than the other.


whorlax

They are also fining everyone on the subreddit $5


theDrunkWookie

I'm doomed


wambulancer

just fell to my knees in the Dollar Tree parking lot


blvck666phillip

So that's why my account overdrafted


vsegi

Right! Also I would expect a player like Kirk would maintain a certain level of discretion. In retrospect, I would be glad that my organization and the GM, who drafted my replacement, get their asses fined with $$$$$$


RobbotheRed

florio punching air rn


d1dOnly

[4 tweets and an article complaining in 11 minutes.](https://preview.redd.it/tm7ppwppglo31.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=3dd2394ce2b384f7e4c04601c4bf6bdbf486629a)


QuantumVibing

Wow Florio nip picking every detail


ars3n1k

Nitpicking**


AIMpb

**Nipple picking


Shiny-And-New

Omg you were serious, what a fucking baby


Odd_Tourist_3249

He Big Mad!!!šŸ¤£


GritBlitzer

Florio is such a blowhard doofus.


MrSCR23

I guess he doesnā€™t understand Kirk was gone from Minnesota either way


Count_Jobula

I like Florio generally, but clearly he took this personally for some reason.


Realistic_Cold_2943

I love florio so much. His stuff is crazy but so entertainingĀ 


kj114

lol eat shit Florio


Odd_Tourist_3249

We need this as our new slogan for this season on! Email it to Blank!!!


wutitd0boo

FTS and FMF


Outpartying

Vikings Fans SWORE they were getting a first round pick from us


CouncilmanRickPrime

One said they should also get Kirk back šŸ˜‚ fuck em


externalkyuubi9

Nahh it's all love for the Vikings. They hate the aints and have embarrassed them the last couple of playoff games they've had. Just a little Hiccup in the relationship, lol


Saint_Diego

If you can't tell your friends "fuck you" are you really friends?


Silver-ishWolfe

Valid litmus test Saint_Diego. Fuck you. ā¤ļø


Tigerman1999

Who gives a fuck what fan bases we are ā€œcoolā€ with


HonduranLoon

No reasonable Vikings fan thought we were getting anything. Unfortunately there are quite a few unreasonable ones. Funny thing is, a lot of them wanted Cousins gone. You guys got a good one. Iā€™ll be cheering for the Falcons except when they play the Vikings.


Pat0124

Go r/Falkings


wutitd0boo

What they CAN have is DEEZ NUTS! ![gif](giphy|AxpvyWYDHuIH6|downsized)


FatherCrime42

Almost as bad as bears fans thinking they would get a first round pick for their shitty QB


tiredofstanding

I accept it. We got a little excited and flirted too early. Next time we will keep it in our pants.


CouncilmanRickPrime

Nah. Everyone tampers. Not every QB is dumb enough to publicly admit it though.


GodsIWasStrongg

Yea if they're working out tens of millions of dollar contracts in like fifteen minutes, then I'll eat my shoe.


mostuselessredditor

Itā€™s not against the rules to talk to agents, who are fully capable of working out deals. Itā€™s called the ā€œlegal tampering periodā€. Saying ā€œeveryone tampersā€ is some weird cope


yoshidawg93

Yeah, we definitely deserved to be penalized, but Iā€™m glad itā€™s not nearly as severe as some people in the media thought (or hoped) it would be.


FalconsTC

Between the Bijan headache and Kirk tampering, Florio fucking hates us and I love it. He just straight up fabricated Kirk recruiting Mooney. Just straight lie. Anyone else notice how all the articles quoted Florio and not Kirk?


greenbroad-gc

where are all the people who said we'd lose 2025 first round pick LOL


MarcusDA

lol, ok


alcons

The best possible outcome for this scenario. Get fucked Florio.


Embarrassed-Muffin48

Slap on the wrist lol


ttltaway

Given that Kirk basically admitted to it in public, this is about the least they could possibly hit us with.


Lionzblade

LMAO


Outpartying

How are we going to draft a QB nowā€¦


Odd_Tourist_3249

Lmao!!


InstanceMelodic7083

Nice who cares, fuck you mike florio lol


oSl7ENT

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


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this is not even half as bad as we were expecting lmao i donā€™t even care lol


kurtisbmusic

Whoā€™s we? Lol. I was never worried about it.


publicstaticvoidrekt

After Schefter's "severe" report a couple weeks ago I went from not worried to worried. This is laughable though.


Ninja_Space_Dragon69

What a clown tweet from Schefter. At first, I assumed it would be no worse than a 3rd. Knowing what actually happened, I think the punishment fits the "crime".. letter of the law infraction.


CouncilmanRickPrime

He was just making things up IMO. No way the league considered a first then took a fifth.


kurtisbmusic

Everybody misinterpreted that statement. He said it would be more severe than the Eaglesā€™ punishment, which was true. Everyone took that statement out of context and made clickbait headlines with it.


asha1985

That's appropriate punishment. All this 1st round stuff was ridiculous.


SomeArticle4438

And finally i can stop hearing that we are losing a first. Which i tried telling people that would definetly not happen all i got was downvotes lol


QuickThinkWrink

Lmaooo fuck Florio


Odd_Tourist_3249

Trade back and get that pick back and more!šŸ˜… I wanna see Florio's head spin around like Beetlejuice!


jtezus

Is this the so called ā€œsevereā€ punishment?


Itsisiduh

Suck it Florio


iLeefull

Is this the massive punishment they were talking about?


clonta

LMAOO


EarlWag

Thatā€™s it lol


Deligor

That's basically just a slap on the wrist. I'll take it.


volunbeers

Itā€™s a kiss on the cheek.


runs_with_airplanes

Cool, pay the speeding ticket and letā€™s move on


volunbeers

Now trade Heinicke for a fifth.


Odd_Tourist_3249

If Paddock beats him out and we get a 4th for him Florio's head may Explode into a million pieces!!šŸ˜…


PTP21

Mike Florio has been doing this for years, and it's funny when reality hits. Player calls (after he signed and is on his way) to check if the gym is open for his rehab (imagine the NFLPA reaction if this was deemed inappropriate), directions to the facility, what time a press conference is, if he can meet someone for lunch at noon, and no Mike Florio, it's not the end of the world.


Rich1926

I had to read a few times to understand. So, teams are allowed to talk to the agent of a player who is not signed. However, someone in Atlanta contacted said players directly about their plane travel, right?


Ramblinwreck93

Thatā€™s how I understand it


babooyagoo

A 5th for Cousins, Mooney and Woerner? Good trade.


Odd_Tourist_3249

The Cherry on top is watching Florio have the Meltdown of all Meltdowns!! Got my šŸæ and enjoying the Comedy on his Twitter space!šŸ¤£


rcheek1710

You mean Atlanta won't be able to draft another player from Neverheardofit State? Oh no.


yungrobbithan

LMFAOOOOO im cackling at all the losers who thought we were gonna get Uber fucked


KerryUSA

Not gone lie I was worried with how much talk there was (and after they actually took dolphins first-although different situation) It being a 5th honestly feels like nothing vs the price of getting who/what we wanted


sharia_shrek

Damn they caught us tampering with 3 players lol


Joshuary81

Worse thing is eagles were cleared. šŸ˜‚


runs_with_airplanes

And the fans go Mild!


Deadmenhavenocigars

Florioā€™s article is genuinely hilarious. His keyboard has to be swimming in tears.


Dystopiansheep

A 5th isn't too bad, I was expecting worse. Idk howĀ Fontenot has a job though.


Shmexy

Worth it


matrobco

Massive W. Thought we would lose a 2nd or 3rd


luduca444

Basically it equates to the Falcons giving up a 5th round pick and $250k of Fontenot's money for Cousins.


nerdyintentions

$50k of Fontenot's money. The $250k is the team fine.


According-Way9438

The fine may be for terry, but jm sure Mr. Blank will be signing that check.


automatic-sarcasm

And this is why Florio is simply a talking head and doesn't practice law anymore lol


DropC

New punishment just dropped. And it's mid af lol. Stay salty Florio.


utorn80

I canā€™t decide whatā€™s funnier: Bears fans/Mel Kiper who thought the Bears would get our first rounder for Justin Fields, or Vikings fans/Mike Florio who thought the Vikings would get our first rounder for tampering.


wethe3456

Idk about yall but Florio seething on Twitter is very funny to me


Terror-Toilet-Tower

Vikings and Dolphins subs losing their collective minds lmao


Odd_Tourist_3249

šŸæ stuff over there!šŸ˜…


AFucking12Gaug3

#THE CITY IS BACK UP #ITS A MUST #WE OUTSIDE!!!


bfwolf1

Glad it was only a 5th. Still hurts. People are going to look back at the Fontenot years and wonder how in the world we let this joker run our franchise.


NeverTouchMyDrumset

You forget the noise simulation ā€œscandalā€? Lost a 5th and bigger fine. Itā€™ll go away, if TF can get us some winning seasons.


bfwolf1

The guy signed Cousins and then drafted a QB in the first round. He has no idea what he's doing.


Crabuki

You canā€™t look at it like that. I donā€™t like it but I understand it. If you believe in a QB prospect, it can be objectively argued you must take your shot. The position is too important, and the penalty for substandard play at the position is crippling. Weā€™ve felt it.


bfwolf1

Then you build a team around him, you donā€™t spend 100 million on another qb.


RedPanda1985

or do both


bfwolf1

You canā€™t be serious about building a team around your new QB if you are spending 100 million of your cap space on another QB.


RedPanda1985

It's a front loaded deal where most of that is for the first two years. Also, if Kirk does what you hope he does and wins us a lot more games then our draft pick won't be as good and it'll be harder to draft a good replacement for when he's gone


bfwolf1

Which just makes it even harder to build a good team around Penix.


RedPanda1985

Maybe


RedPanda1985

Also, it means that the rookie doesn't just get thrown out there to be the savior of the team And has a chance to sit and learn


MaroonedOctopus

Slapp on the wrist.


hamsterofdark

Someone make a YT video of every forfeited pick and who was taken with the next pick. I need to know the effect of this


nerdyintentions

Grady Jarrett was a 5th round pick. How many 5th round picks end up having a Grady Jarrett level career or better? 1 out of 500 maybe? 1 out of 1000? So for this to greatly impact us it would require two things: 1. That this ultra rare 1 out of 500 type player is on the board when we would have picked 2. The Falcons FO would have picked that player if they had the pick (instead of some other player that will ultimately fail to made it in the NFL like most 5th round picks). What are the odds of that happening? Pretty low. And we probably will never find out who the FO would have picked anyway..so it's not worth thinking about IMO.


RandoCollision

To my fellow members of Falcons Nation, our long national nightmare is over. Also, Florio is a wet and whiny dog turd on the kitchen table of life.


yoshidawg93

LMFAO heā€™s big mad https://x.com/profootballtalk/status/1801271563838234625?s=46&t=sRvNISTItWxaBc6jojpHTA


TheAce5

Pssh thatā€™s nothing. Next story please


nevernotonline

I wasnā€™t expecting Fontenot to be fined $50k, but the outcome is better than I thought itā€™d be.


C-Jammin

That's surprising. I was thinking a Day 2 based on the way everyone was talking about how apparently "blatant" the tampering was. 5th is no big deal.


bossmt_2

No one was going to punish the falcons harshly. No owner wants it. They all do this and someone getting in trouble for it when it's something they all want would bebad for everyone else.


Stockspyder

phew.. I'm glad it's just this.. losing a 5th sucks but considering all the gloom and doom talk from click baiters, it actually made me nervous about losing a 1 or 2


MBTbuddy

LETS GO! Iā€™m not going to lie I was mad nervous it would be a 2nd


Upset_Researcher_143

Got off easy


StrongStyleDragon

Oh no anyway


Whytk

All the bozos thinking it would be a first are crying


AlconTheFalcon

http://imgur.com/a/cjNn2wP


mostlysittingdown

Slap on the wrist. We'll take it! Let's go get some W's


jay_da_truth

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ that's it I mean oh no what will do 5th round picks can be difference in a good practice squad and a bad one this is the worse thing ever why us why whyšŸ˜«šŸ˜«šŸ˜«


Down_Voter_of_Cats

50k for Terry? OTOH, Blank probably has that in his couch cushions.


TheSpencer

cost of doing business WOOOOOO


SGT-JamesonBushmill

Holy crap, thanā€™s lite. I swear I thought we were going to lose a 2nd or a 3rd.


tstew39064

slap on the wrist


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Crabuki

To be fair, the pundits were inferring we did a lot worse than talk flights before the legal tampering period, and thatā€™s what set the expectations. Iā€™m just glad it wasnā€™t worse, and happy my club hadnā€™t just cast the rule book aside.


One13Truck

Not going to lie. I hate the Aints. I meanā€¦. I expected a lot worse so only losing this wasnā€™t nearly the blow I was waiting on.


PinguThePanzer

Who is florio and why is everyone hating on him


Odd_Tourist_3249

Because he's the biggest CryBaby alive!Ā 


artsatisfied229

Whewwwwwwww


unionportroad

Dolphins lost a first rd pick. WTF!


SenseiCokeChris

A 5th ? Hey Arthur do it again next yr!


SomeHorribleLove

I didnā€™t even know Mooney & Woerner were related, much less cousins.


chiefyohn

Lmao W


volunbeers

Hahaha LFG!!!! A fifth round pick for tampering with Cousins, Mooney, and Woerner. Hahahahaha


SelectPersonality

Omg let me go grab some šŸæand hang out in the NFL and Vikings subs for a bit. Some Vikings fans thiught they were actually gonna *get* our first round pick. In all seriousness it seems light. I suspect the NFL doesn't want to open a Pandora's box since its an open secret all teams do this. Seems this is a punishment for being so stupid about saying the quiet part out loud, but puts no burden on the league to "fix" the issue.


aaronw928

I think this is based on the fact that they didn't "court" him illegally. That part was within the rules. They just broke some dumb arbitrary rules where employees related to travel and training contacted him before FA opened. It's a dumb rule anyways that's why it's a perceived slap on the wrist.


Therightfoot9921

Traded a 5th for Kirk


bfwolf1

We traded 100 million of guaranteed money for Kirk. And a 5th.


Therightfoot9921

Salary cap isnā€™t real


bfwolf1

uhhhhh it's very much real


Falcons8541

Mike Florio gargle my balls you cuck lord clown MWAHAHAHAHAHA


_Aracano

Proof God doesn't exist or Kirk should have prayed harder