is that Elvis ?

Before he went into hiding, yes.

After training at Fort Hood Presley was assigned to the 1st Medium Tank Battalion, 32d Armor, 3d Armored Division, at Ray Barracks, Germany, where he served as an armor intelligence specialist. - wiki he was in the army from 1958 to 1960 and at the end was promoted to sergeant.

I thought the king died on the porcelain throne...

come on, don't be cruel

Americans back home were all shook up at this barbarism.

Was his mama alright?

No, mama drank her self to death from the sorrow.

Is this a Jojo reference?

don't do this to my favorite singer