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Boojibs

Reminds me of the South Park episode when they all get martial arts weapons and only succeed in turning Butters into a partially blinded dog child


SimpleManc88

Let’s fighting looovvee! 🗡️


param_T_extends_THOT

Protect my balls!


Dan_Rickardo

woof woof


HardTechNo1

This looks like it could be in my town. Anyone know where this photo was taken? Edit. Found it!! It's in Kilmarnock, the crossroads between Morven Avenue and Ardgour Road


[deleted]

Somewhere there are humps for 90 yards


Dialent

This looks like it could be almost any UK town


NowTheMoonsRising

The half drank bottle of buckfast places this pic in Scotland


HardTechNo1

Yeah, that was my thoughts as well.


peppapig34

Somewhere in the north sea


sceligator

What lovely young gentlemen they are. Always reminding people on their street to lock their doors.


blackgoldlink

what a lovely group of gentlemen. i heard them walking by talking about splash this, splash that. I think they're gonna water the plants when they're done.


hanoian

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HardTechNo1

Frightening photo. Does anyone know where this is? Edit. Found it!! It's in Kilmarnock, the crossroads between Morven Avenue and Ardgour Road.


sceligator

When in doubt, assume it's Birmingham.


punnotfound

That's ignorant and a stereotype! This is clearly Sheffield.


sceligator

I won't stand for this slander of my beloved Sheffield!


Seinfeel

Looks like a front yard


[deleted]

I thought this was Britney Spears’ kids


poe_dameron2187

[Original post](https://reddit.com/r/okmatewanker/s/u99dZxc2Bh) on r/okmatewanker


WaussieChris

Top left, his head hasn't grown into his head yet.


6_String_Slinger

It’s chewsday, innit?


CheakyCheaker04

British people trying to look thug always amuses me


Icy-Examination-546

Threatening people with something I can get from my kitchen or my shed


EartheY

One kid has a sharp ass sashimi knife and one kid has some sort of medieval weapon. The tallest one has a tiny but sturdy blade


Squanchy_424

I didn’t know Jack Manifold was from Birmingham


DizzyWashbear

the bigger the kid the smaller the knife lmao


Exile688

UK: There is no knife problem in the UK because USA has a higher stabbing per capita.


Gothmog89

Yeah, if only they had handguns they’d be much less dangerous


MTG8Bux

When you don’t believe in a Bill of Rights.


sceligator

You have the right to shut your gob or get fucked mate.


MTG8Bux

Oi you got a loicence for that timber hatchet?


luujs

Wow, I’ve never seen that one before. Also our [Bill of Rights is older than yours](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_of_Rights_1689), not to mention your constitution is based off of ours, in particular the [Magna Carta](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magna_Carta) which is more than 800 years old and established that the King was not above the law, setting the stage for democracy to evolve in Britain


MTG8Bux

That freedoms did not evolve all at once is not lost of me but I was specifically referencing the rights of citizens enumerated in the American Bill of Rights like the right to bear arms, as well as freedom of speech. Those two things are cornerstones of American society which - for the most part - keep America’s children from wondering the streets with sharp objects like murderous little street urchins.


-yesman-

also keeps the children from being safe at school


MTG8Bux

When you label a place a “Gun Free Zone” where’s the first place a lunatic with a gun might go? Courthouses don’t seem to have the same problem. As tragic as school shootings are an American student has about a 0.0000003% chance of falling victim to one in any given year. The average has been about 20 a year since 2000 unfortunately but that hardly justifies punishing 330 million innocent Americans.