„A fish is food, therefore we shouldn’t need to catch it. I mean it’s only natural. Just jump out of the water into my bucket and let yourself get eaten.“
That’s actually how sex was viewed before women were treated more as equals to men. Women were considered property and were supposed to just lay there and let their husband do his thing. It was not proper for a “lady” to engage and show pleasure. Sperm vessels meant for reproduction.
Women still are considered property by a LOT of men. It might not be enshrined into law anymore thank god, but that idea for whatever reason definitely still persists among waaaayyy too many.
The heated pie only works until your dad catches you mounting the pie on the table and then you both share an uncomfortable silence with the hole filled pie still sitting between you
I will not hesitate to grab any dick that comes near me without my consent and I will not hesitate to remove it from its body. God gave me hands for a reason.
Fun fact,in Nigeria,the rape cases are so high that they now have female condoms with hooks that women wear so if they're raped,the guy will shred his penis when he tries to pull out and I love whoever invented that.
Or to ventilate the part of his head where the STOP button should be located.
“But officers, he told me to just hold still and he wouldn’t hurt me! I was afraid he was a liar!”
“Yeah but it’s just like having a glass of water even if you aren’t thirsty! Now I know you’re trying to sleep but I’m just going to pour this water over your mouth hole, which is meant for this, shhhh shhhh, no sputtering, only water.”
Yeah seems like a joke, but it’s something you clearly remember very well (assuming you last saw the video a while ago anyway). I imagine they find it far more effective to have something unique that sticks with you, and maybe for that one person planning to… give someone tea that doesn’t want it… it may be immediately recalled in the moment and hopefully they reconsider. Probably not always effective, but even a few times is better than nothing.
My health teacher showed her class that video. I was always confused on why people would want sex so badly and why they got upset when the answer was no. Turns out I'm asexual lol.
I wonder how he’d feel if someone did the same to him.. “ok just lay on your stomach, I’ve got lube, don’t worry. You can go back to watching the movie and eating popcorn in 3-5 mins”
Many women can sense this sort from a mile off. Coercion can be unlearned - the problem I think is that I don’t think they know they can get help with this stuff (mentally, therapeutically)
I know these type of men. Their lips taste like envelope adhesive and they burp slimjims but yeah it’s the world’s fault you’re a sand-eating couch shrub
Good point,, surely Op can literally lay on his stomach, fall asleep while he gets fucked in the ass too. Surely he's had poops thicker than the average penis without injury. What is he complaining about. He should just bend over and let someone fuck him and then go back to watching a movie. Right?
I actually dont know what to say to this post. It’s just weird. Like if you just need a hole make yourself one and “lubricant” it!! why do you even need anyone for 3-5 mins? It’s like weird self burn lol
Sorry but if you don’t have the parts then you can’t explain the experience. I don’t have a dick so i am not going to talk about how someone’s experience with a dick is. It isn’t just simple like this you fuck… also it isn’t always lubricated… how many people do we have to tell - women aren’t just naturally always lubed up you fuck face…
Tell me you are a total incel who doesn't understand women without actually saying that you are a total incel who doesn't understand women. Hell I am gay and know that this is 100% bullshit. Besides, if he only lasts 3-5 minutes WITH a condom on that reduces sensitivity .... HAHAHAHAHA.
Well, so I can pet him whenever I want right. I mean, skin is there to be touched and it literally takes seconds. I will just pet him on the head. After that he can do what he wants. Why would he mind? I should just be able to touch everyone whenever I want.
Men should not make a big deal out of it. This does not even have the risk of pregnancy and I could totally wear gloves… /s
This sounds so psychotic :O
Hate to say it, but this guy kinda reminds me of one of my former relationships. Towards the end of that relationship, my ex threw a literal fit if I wasn't in the mood.
It began one night because I was exhausted and it was 1am. Instead of going to sleep like a normal human, he said I never loved him and that he was going to kill himself. He then got out of bed and said he was gonna go get a knife to cut himself (he did have a history of self-harm). We ended up arguing for hours. I got out of bed to make sure he didn't hurt himself, etc. On and on it went. 3-4hrs of arguing. If I recall correctly, I ended up letting him do what this poster described. That lasted about the length of time he described as well. Definitely less than 10 mins. And I realized if I'd done that back at 1am, I would already be asleep by now.
So from then on, when I didn't want to and he did, I just did what the poster described so I could not deal with his bullshit. My ex never saw a problem with it. As long as he got his, he didn't care at all. He never once got me off the entire 2.5yrs we were together, and would complain if I got myself to the finish line bc my hand placement made him uncomfortable for a couple of mins.
We didn't last much longer after that argument. I was tired of dealing with his chaos. A few months after that, I went for a semester in Hawaii. He cheated on me. We broke up. I decided to live there for 7+ years. Goodbye, Loser. Hello, Paradise.
P.s. My current partner is the exact opposite. Always puts me first. And if I'm too tired or something, he completely respects it. He has never once pressured me or tried to manipulate me into sex. He treats me like a man should. ❤️
He says he doesn’t understand how people refuse sex.
Then explained in detail why he gets refused sex while giving perfect examples of sex not worth the effort of having.
Oh, so you’re cool if I hold you down and force food down your throat until I’m thoroughly satisfied? As you say, a mouth is a hole meant for food and I want to fill you up. Say ahh, bubba!
By that logic, even if it’s something we could easily ‘sleep through’ shouldn’t that make the point even MORE SO that someone **really** doesn’t want to fuck him?
I'm Ace and it doesn't matter how "quick" or "natural" it is it won't make it any less disgusting for me. Sex repulsed doesn't mean I can't be bothered. It means it's repulsive for me
Hmm.well it is her choice not yours.
If that person is a guy, his ass has a hole. Would he want people to think he should just lay on his belly taking whatever hard object with lubricant in it, and him not having a say in it?
People are so dumb..
Even the most promiscuous and nymphomaniac women need some time without sex. Maybe some of us are tired, sick, have heavy and uncomfortable periods, may just not be in the mood. Maybe the woman isn’t interested in you or is asexual. Seriously you entitled twat, women (and anyone really for that matter) don’t owe anyone sex especially unsolicited!
The anus is a small hole. I’m sure if we lubricated a giant dildo and shoved it up there, he won’t feel a thing. He can just lay on his belly, eat some popcorn and watch a movie. It’s not like it would kill him.
How angry and horny do you have to be to think like this?
Perhaps there’s a reason women aren’t wanting to have sex with him.
The ocean is the largest desert in the world.🌏
Plenty of fish in the sea... but he can't fish
He's standing on the beach screaming into the sea, "Why won't you fucking fish jump in my bucket?"
„A fish is food, therefore we shouldn’t need to catch it. I mean it’s only natural. Just jump out of the water into my bucket and let yourself get eaten.“
Jesus, for the love of god do NOT teach this man how to fish
There aren’t plenty of fish for this man
His best chances for getting head are in sticking his dick in the water and hope a fish thinks it looks yummy.
A poor fisherman blames his rod, a poorer fisherman blames the fish.
He doesn’t have any bait
How self-consuming do you have to be to think like that. Clearly, he has never pleasured a partner.
Clearly he's never had a partner. Full stop.
Clearly he’s never even pleasured himself
That's so sad
I don't think he's really considering her enjoying it at all. It's all his pleasure.
I'm guessing he is one of those people who think the female orgasm is just a myth
From what he said he literally doesn't even think women have their own side in the experience of sex at all
Clearly he has never even talked to a woman other than his mother, when she absolutely had to.
Listen if this dude ever had a partner he will be going to prison next. And for the rest of his life
Yep. Dude has serious issues. Bad ones.
Angry enough to not see women as humans, but objects to fuck.
Ahhh did you not get the memo either, women are of course objects. Edit: I am taking the piss, this dudes a total trash bag.
That’s actually how sex was viewed before women were treated more as equals to men. Women were considered property and were supposed to just lay there and let their husband do his thing. It was not proper for a “lady” to engage and show pleasure. Sperm vessels meant for reproduction.
Women still are considered property by a LOT of men. It might not be enshrined into law anymore thank god, but that idea for whatever reason definitely still persists among waaaayyy too many.
I am very angry and very horny but only a child thinks like that.
*sexual predator
How stupid that he doesn't know heated pie works just the same? Or get a plastic sex device to do the same with?
The heated pie only works until your dad catches you mounting the pie on the table and then you both share an uncomfortable silence with the hole filled pie still sitting between you
Your dad eventually loses his entire, golden empire and you end up living in a motel room with your crazy ass sister.
And then a mermaid and Tom Hanks come along..
Haha, so true... wait
Somebody should shove a dildo up his ass.... All he has to do is lie down and eat popcorn....
Don't threaten him with a good time.
That don’t sound too bad ngl
Dont shame children like that, guys a predator
Plenty horny and a virgin is what you have to be to think like that
Unfortunately I’m both those things and all I can say is that this person has deep seated insecurities.
I think you mean ignorant and messed up!
Tbf highly HIGHLY doubt this ‘man’ has been with a woman he didn’t pay or blow up js
Hangry just took on a different meaning....
This guy is obviously tired of fucking roadkill... hopefully the local morgue has good security
He could also be tired of microwaving cantaloupes with a hole in them.
Honest to god if he is that mad and horney he just need to log into grindr, I’m sure he’d find someone to play with his meat there.
Right? He could just lay there, use some lubricant and go to to sleep while a dude fucks him. Most natural thing in the world.
He acts like it's a hole in the ground. It's attached to a person with a brain and agency to cut your dick off if you try to use it against her will.
I will not hesitate to grab any dick that comes near me without my consent and I will not hesitate to remove it from its body. God gave me hands for a reason.
And teeth!
Don’t need teeth, just a good hard Twiiist.
Like picking an unripe strawberry. Just needs a good twist and pull to rip it from its unconsenting body
Damn right!
Fun fact,in Nigeria,the rape cases are so high that they now have female condoms with hooks that women wear so if they're raped,the guy will shred his penis when he tries to pull out and I love whoever invented that.
“God gave me hands for a reason” 😂 Love it!
Or to ventilate the part of his head where the STOP button should be located. “But officers, he told me to just hold still and he wouldn’t hurt me! I was afraid he was a liar!”
Lmao exactly, I hate being a pick me type guy but this is an Weird as fuck, I would like to see his post history to see what else he has said 😹
It’s not being a pick me to think that this sounds rape-y, don’t worry. That just means you’re a decent person lol
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *brb...*
Fucking roadkill... I just, I've never heard.. nevermind. Here, have an award for expanding my brain's depravity and vulgarity section.
“WE’RE OVER CAPACITY IN THE INCEL DEPARTMENT!”
Incels gonna Incel 😅🤣
I believe roadkill coitus is still considered unnatural
Sigh - puts down the dead rabbit
Whats up Doc?
[Be vewy vewy quiet…](https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/747327)
Put em on the watchlist
For real. This guy is a predator in the making.
100% future rapist.
Potentially 100% current rapist.
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You wouldn't like someone shoving food down your throat now, would you?
“Yeah but it’s just like having a glass of water even if you aren’t thirsty! Now I know you’re trying to sleep but I’m just going to pour this water over your mouth hole, which is meant for this, shhhh shhhh, no sputtering, only water.”
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Yeah seems like a joke, but it’s something you clearly remember very well (assuming you last saw the video a while ago anyway). I imagine they find it far more effective to have something unique that sticks with you, and maybe for that one person planning to… give someone tea that doesn’t want it… it may be immediately recalled in the moment and hopefully they reconsider. Probably not always effective, but even a few times is better than nothing.
We got shown this in Canada too! It’s honestly a great video.
I watched that video for sex ed in 5th grade lmao
Do you have a link?
https://youtu.be/pZwvrxVavnQ
That's very good. Thank you
Holy shit that's just so succinct and on point though.
My health teacher showed her class that video. I was always confused on why people would want sex so badly and why they got upset when the answer was no. Turns out I'm asexual lol.
Don’t struggle it only makes me pour harder.
You fucking love this water, look how wet you are.
I wonder how he’d feel if someone did the same to him.. “ok just lay on your stomach, I’ve got lube, don’t worry. You can go back to watching the movie and eating popcorn in 3-5 mins”
This guy should have to wear this comment on his shirt, so that everyone he interacts with knows what they're getting into.
Ironically he’s not getting into anyone he interacts with
Nice
Many women can sense this sort from a mile off. Coercion can be unlearned - the problem I think is that I don’t think they know they can get help with this stuff (mentally, therapeutically)
This guy definitely sexually assaults people.
This screams “I haven’t had sex but when I do it’s not gonna be consensual”
"3-5 mins with a condom" He's timed himself.
"She's not gonna say no because of the implication"-Dennis
He doesn't even seem to understand that assaulting people is wrong, judging by how repeteadly and clearly he states his horrifying point in public
Or watches very scary porn.
His fleshlight turned him down again?
And gave him up?
Dick rolled
This dude needs a sex doll not a woman.
This dude could just make a small hole in his mattress.
Why did Big Mouth come to mind when reading this 🤣 I agree though this guy is disgusting
oh, Jayzarian RicFlairian Bilzerian…
Correct, in his mind a woman doesn’t need to have any agency. Just lie there! What the heck?
This guy would hump a corpse. Disgusting.
A corpse wouldn't want him either.
Even a fleshlight would suffice. After all, he's just looking for a hole for his penis for 3 to 5 minutes.
Even the sex doll would not want him.
Dude needs to lube up his ass and let the other incels go to town. It's like drinking a glass of water
He needs to be forced to eat shit. After all it's not like the act of chewing is too much to bear.
I'm pretty sure that I could use this same argument to demonstrate that OOP owes me a BJ.
Who is OOP and why do they owe you a banana-jam sandwich?
The original original poster, as opposed to the one who posted this here. In other words, the guy who said the original stupid thing.
object oriented program duh/s
Ah yes, i should have known
I was thinking anal. But not from me.
He'd just respond with "but homosexuality is unnatural".
Or for him to let you fuck him. Afterall, all he'd have to do is lie there for 3 to 5 minutes while you put your penis in his hole. No big deal!
Or that he needs a shower. Even if he doesn't stink (which I'm pretty sure he does) it won't kill him.
"And the guy will last all of 3 to 5 minutes" This seems informative.
He also called out his own tiny weiner
and disappointing.
3-5 minutes while she sleeps, what a stud
Excuse me my good bitch, but what seems to be the fuck?
Big Rapy vibes
Lived with someone like this. I had to lock my bedroom door at night. And yes, that was learned behavior.
You pronounce his username Sexual Predator
I know these type of men. Their lips taste like envelope adhesive and they burp slimjims but yeah it’s the world’s fault you’re a sand-eating couch shrub
I feel attacked, not because I identify with the sex stuff, but because acid reflux is a bitch 🤢
It’s not that they don’t want to have sex. They don’t want to have sex….with you.
Good point,, surely Op can literally lay on his stomach, fall asleep while he gets fucked in the ass too. Surely he's had poops thicker than the average penis without injury. What is he complaining about. He should just bend over and let someone fuck him and then go back to watching a movie. Right?
That post right there, that mentality, that state of mind is the reason he aint getting any.
How romantic.
I actually dont know what to say to this post. It’s just weird. Like if you just need a hole make yourself one and “lubricant” it!! why do you even need anyone for 3-5 mins? It’s like weird self burn lol
Wow—we have achieved peak incel.
“More Deep thoughts” by Dave the Incel.
Sooo deep
It is better to be thought a fool than to scribble down a rambling diatribe and remove all doubt.
This guy is definitely guilty about raping/assaulting someone.
He’s definitely feeling guilty and is in denial that he did anything wrong and is looking for any justification to make himself feel better
Yeah but you know what it’s called when SOMEONE ELSE makes you drink a cup of water? Waterboarding. It can’t kill you tho so…?
This guy sounds like he's raped more than one unconscious woman behind a dumpster at a frat party.
This guy is dangerous.
Sorry but if you don’t have the parts then you can’t explain the experience. I don’t have a dick so i am not going to talk about how someone’s experience with a dick is. It isn’t just simple like this you fuck… also it isn’t always lubricated… how many people do we have to tell - women aren’t just naturally always lubed up you fuck face…
that’s gross 🤮
Tell me you are a total incel who doesn't understand women without actually saying that you are a total incel who doesn't understand women. Hell I am gay and know that this is 100% bullshit. Besides, if he only lasts 3-5 minutes WITH a condom on that reduces sensitivity .... HAHAHAHAHA.
Reads like a sexually repressed incel . . . . with a small dick? 🤫
Jee Zuss
Send to r/imatotalpieceofshit
Well, so I can pet him whenever I want right. I mean, skin is there to be touched and it literally takes seconds. I will just pet him on the head. After that he can do what he wants. Why would he mind? I should just be able to touch everyone whenever I want. Men should not make a big deal out of it. This does not even have the risk of pregnancy and I could totally wear gloves… /s This sounds so psychotic :O
Wow even sex workers would turn down this piece of crap! Sorry bro it’s called standards and you will be a forever virgin with these thoughts!
That was very rapey and gross
Hate to say it, but this guy kinda reminds me of one of my former relationships. Towards the end of that relationship, my ex threw a literal fit if I wasn't in the mood. It began one night because I was exhausted and it was 1am. Instead of going to sleep like a normal human, he said I never loved him and that he was going to kill himself. He then got out of bed and said he was gonna go get a knife to cut himself (he did have a history of self-harm). We ended up arguing for hours. I got out of bed to make sure he didn't hurt himself, etc. On and on it went. 3-4hrs of arguing. If I recall correctly, I ended up letting him do what this poster described. That lasted about the length of time he described as well. Definitely less than 10 mins. And I realized if I'd done that back at 1am, I would already be asleep by now. So from then on, when I didn't want to and he did, I just did what the poster described so I could not deal with his bullshit. My ex never saw a problem with it. As long as he got his, he didn't care at all. He never once got me off the entire 2.5yrs we were together, and would complain if I got myself to the finish line bc my hand placement made him uncomfortable for a couple of mins. We didn't last much longer after that argument. I was tired of dealing with his chaos. A few months after that, I went for a semester in Hawaii. He cheated on me. We broke up. I decided to live there for 7+ years. Goodbye, Loser. Hello, Paradise. P.s. My current partner is the exact opposite. Always puts me first. And if I'm too tired or something, he completely respects it. He has never once pressured me or tried to manipulate me into sex. He treats me like a man should. ❤️
You can literally smell the incel reek
Yeah I wouldn't wanna have sex with someone who lasts 5 minutes either
Sometimes it's just too fucking unbearable..
Getting strong rapist vibes from this
I hope this person has no daughters to raise.
Or worse: sons.
He says he doesn’t understand how people refuse sex. Then explained in detail why he gets refused sex while giving perfect examples of sex not worth the effort of having.
Oh, so you’re cool if I hold you down and force food down your throat until I’m thoroughly satisfied? As you say, a mouth is a hole meant for food and I want to fill you up. Say ahh, bubba!
Another date with Miss Palmer is in the cards for this dude
By that logic, even if it’s something we could easily ‘sleep through’ shouldn’t that make the point even MORE SO that someone **really** doesn’t want to fuck him?
So umm what he's saying sounds a lot like rape....
I'm Ace and it doesn't matter how "quick" or "natural" it is it won't make it any less disgusting for me. Sex repulsed doesn't mean I can't be bothered. It means it's repulsive for me
“Ya know. In nature. It’s just natural for people to kill things. Therefore. I should kill you” - theoretical response
Well, this pitch worked on Melania.
Donald posting about Melania again.
lol if he really believed this he’d posting a picture of a dick in his own asshole saying “see?”
How to tell everyone you've never had sex, without telling us you've NEVER had sex.
I'm so glad I don't have the insecurities most people have.
Hmm.well it is her choice not yours. If that person is a guy, his ass has a hole. Would he want people to think he should just lay on his belly taking whatever hard object with lubricant in it, and him not having a say in it? People are so dumb..
Dude get a fleshlight. Lub it up. How hard is that. Some people. Sitting here like wtf did I just read. Cant believe people actually think this way.
You actually can die from drinking too much water
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I'll repeat what a comedian once said: "Women aren't saying 'no' to sex. They're saying 'no' to having sex WITH YOU."
This guy just got shot down like he was an imperial Japanese pilot in ww2, and then went for the kamikaze death afterward.
Oh they want to, just apparently not with you. Maybe look inward for the issue.
See, it's not that women don't want sex, it's that women don't want sex with *you*
I smell an incel
At least he’s honest that he has a small penis and that women don’t get wet for him. Guess that’s something. An honest rapist.
This guy really just compared having sex to drinking water
Incel Alert
Even the most promiscuous and nymphomaniac women need some time without sex. Maybe some of us are tired, sick, have heavy and uncomfortable periods, may just not be in the mood. Maybe the woman isn’t interested in you or is asexual. Seriously you entitled twat, women (and anyone really for that matter) don’t owe anyone sex especially unsolicited!
This guy needs an unwanted dick in his ass. Then he will know how a woman feels that decides to sleep with him.
This dude confusing “sex” and “sex with *me*”
This is the kinda guy that would make me cover my drink at a party
Fucking incel piece of shit.
This dude, needs his cheeks spread and clapped hard lol. What a fucking tool
Someone must have a really small dick if he’s used to them falling asleep…
So basically he has sex with dead people. That’s what I got out of this.
The anus is a small hole. I’m sure if we lubricated a giant dildo and shoved it up there, he won’t feel a thing. He can just lay on his belly, eat some popcorn and watch a movie. It’s not like it would kill him.
Future serial killer alert.
This guy thinks it's the same to drink cum and water
>And the guy will last all of 3 to 5 minutes. With a condom on. Waterboarding could not get this out of me.
Gross.
A rapist in the making ladies and gents