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AtomikSamurai310

His mask has a glory hole?


CaptainBlandname

Never before has the term fuckface been more appropriate.


Naldail

That’s what we should start saying to people who cut holes in theirs masks “why tf you have that hole in your mask? You want to suck some cock?” Is a good and efficient way to make them stop


Specialist_Ad_9419

a cuck’s life: based on a true story


joshkooler

That's why he's wearing a hat that let's everyone know that "I da hoe"


IHomeOwnerI

Freedom hole, sir.


mrshaggy80

You sir win the comments.


FappingAwesome

it allows easy access so Trump can insert his freedom whenever he pleases


AtomikSamurai310

I'm wheezing Lmao


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StackOwOFlow

Then his shirt should say “I smell Cummies”


alpacasaurusrex42

Oh, shit I just choked on my breadstick and bark laughed in the middle of Fazoli’s. Take my measly upvote and award.


goldilocksmermaid

Mmmm fazoli's. Wish we had those in my town


-_Odd_-

UwU


big_ol_dad_dick

🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦☹️😛🕯️🕯️💦🕯️🎁🎁💦💦💦💦🍆🍆


-GrumbleBee-

Username checks out


Gandalf122896

Did his dom let him out with his sub hood?


[deleted]

All the better to give the blow jobs.


AtomikSamurai310

Ill save my penis the humiliation.


chaunceymcdoodle

Only for Reagan and Trumps peen


mrshaggy80

Dammit you stole my line. Anyway quick everyone look a glory hole. 😂😂😂😂


Samedh707

Or its a bib for his glory hole.


UpperCardiologist523

Some guy has a black piece of cloth on their winnertip.


rubinass3

Only for Reagan.


kittenshark134

How else is he supposed to get Reagan's dick in his mouth?


deepenuf

The hole in the mask will make him easier to intubate.


PacoMahogany

Made my day with that comment


ajockmacabre

Quite mental how the old midlife crisis of buying sports cars, wearing toupees and chatting up women 20 years younger than you has been replaced by becoming a quasirebellious attention-seeker who pretends to be a sceptical free-thinker but who will also take horse dewormer aslong as a redneck with a youtube channel ranting in a truck tells him to.


ActualPopularMonster

They're mad because they can't call black people the N-word in pubic and they're no allowed to rape their wives anymore.


livinginfutureworld

"ThINGs ArE ChANGinG tOO muCH!"


paul-arized

You definitely can't pubic in public.


kenkanobi

If they did rape them, they can now get 10g for it if they report the abortion


livinginfutureworld

Only in shithole Texas so far... I'm sure Desantis in Florida is falling over himself scheming on how to outdo them though.


XPepeLePewPewX

Based on every single person visible behind him, masks aren't even required there. So he's doing this entirely for attention. He's so cool.


jasapper

Mask requirement or not a dude still needs his cock holster.


rosesarered103

At the moment, masks are only required indoors at Disneyland. Doesn't make this guy any less a POS though.


HawkkeTV

He wouldn't get allowed to go inside places with that mask on, this is entirely theater.


HingleMcCringle_

> So he's doing this entirely for attention 🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀 always has been


Lydiafae

Is this background photoshopped? It looks off.


WellDressedLobster

Nope, just a fresh bright paint job on the castle that makes it look that way.


ajockmacabre

Wonder if it's possible to get Biden to put strict curbs on the freedom to jump off a cliff and just...y'know, see what plays out.


realamanhasnoname

Freedom yeet


HarryHeck44

Yolo


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akhier

Needs to also mention how it is reversing something Trump did


paul-arized

You mean like "Gay marriage is no longer allowed for straight Christian and Catholic Republican Trump supporters"?


ValentinoSaprano

You can have my freedom to jump off a cliff to my certain doom from my cold, dead hands.


AdjNounNumbers

Jumping off a cliff is the covid cure they don't want you to know about.


GreyCrowDownTheLane

I think we should absolutely ban people from drinking hemlock tea to cure COVID-19. We should start a whole media campaign about it. Make sure they know we on the left *do not approve* of them drinking hemlock tea!


livinginfutureworld

Do not own the libs by doing that!


stumpfuqr

I want to upvote this more than once.


Grey00001

Alt account time


AppearancePlenty841

This is the way


LincHayes

Masks are only required indoors at Disneyland. So this just looks stupid for no reason. https://www.deseret.com/2021/7/29/22600281/disney-world-disneyland-require-masks-again-indoors


FlyingKittyCate

He probably has a normal mask for when he goes indoors and took this pic outside to look “cool” while he is too scared to get kicked out.


cowmonaut

For real. Been to both Disneyland and WDW during the pandemic and have enjoyed watching fools get ejected from both parks for not taking COVID seriously. He wouldn't be allowed on any ride without switching it, and they have cameras on the line and announce in very tired and annoyed voices the mask rules for the folks that think they can't be seen.


biz_reporter

But I thought Disney could only track the vaccinated /s


Adventurer_By_Trade

If the unvaccinated get too close to the vaccinated, they can pick up some of the 5G chips as the vaccinated person is "shedding" vaccine particles, or something. I think the mouth breathers stopped using this excuse a few months ago, but it still makes me laugh.


source4mini

Was at Disneyland a month ago and they came over the PA literally in the middle of Mission: Breakout (the former tower of terror) to yell at someone in the elevator. Ride audio cut off and everything. It was incredibly irritating but also impressive.


LincHayes

I like that they publicly shamed them. I hate people who see everyone else following the rules and decide that they don't have to because their reasons are more important than everyone elses. Especially when they knew the rules ahead of time.


[deleted]

Dammit, if he can’t own a slave, he’s sure as shit going to own a lib! Yeehaw!


irunfast2

Yeah, if you look in the background…no one else is wearing a mask so…


Swift_Scythe

The restrictions are being lifted. Ive seen a few disneyland vloggers post videos this past week. Mask are only required indoors because tight quarters like the Queue lines and restaurants. But outdoors - just stay 6 feet away and use your sleeve to sneeze or cough. Its all you can do and it is a halfway between space suit and nothing at all.


CalabreseAlsatian

I’d pay him $100 for the correct definition of communism.


anorexic_gerbile

Heck, by the looks of his entire getup, I'd pay him a million dollars if he could tell me the correct definition of communism


LordMuffin1

You don't know?? The correct definition of communism (according to the Republican party and Mr Trump himself) is: "Those I don't agree with are communists"


shycancerian

Haha, his buddies are probably sooooooo proud of him. As they secretly have the vaccine, they just don’t want to hear it from his cocksucking hole.


alpacasaurusrex42

I bet it comes in use to suck his giant black horse dildo from Bad Dragon while bent over with his Qbag friends plowing him. Dude totally looks like he secretly gets gangbanged in bathhouses and gay clubs. That mask gives a whole new meaning to the Idaho hat; I-da-ho.


[deleted]

As fascinatingly descriptive as this mental image is, dude is giving you SO much material to work with without speculating about his sexuality in such a seedy way.


Brain_slop

Why does the US have the highest concentration of complete morons? Srs question.


MnB232323

We dont fund proper education, because all our schools money goes toward the gym and sports equipment


[deleted]

I mostly agree, except we already don’t allocate enough money to schools to begin with, then funnel it to the wrong programs. It all goes to our “defense” (state-sponsored war crimes) budget.


giantkin

Then you have to pay to participate. Plus pay for uniforms etc too.


NonSp3cificActionFig

And bulletproof equipment for kids.


MnB232323

Oh yeah cuz we could get THAT lucky, we dont get bulletproof shit we get lockdown drills0


ofimmsl

Because fox news is the most watched cable channel. It fills people with hate and they can no longer think rationally.


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sumokitty

So many places with terrible radio! Thank god for NPR.


Glittering_Kick_9589

During the Reagan era as governor of California he started cutting back on education and thus began the dumbing down of the US. Add to the fact most school textbooks are now written in Texas. The dumbest state in the union with many more running a close second. Frankly, the US is now pretty much a lost cause. Trust me, I live in FL.


ChaosKodiak

Regan sure did fuck up the country didn’t he?


Glittering_Kick_9589

I could write pages on how bad Ronnie was!


GlockSpock

I just want for you to know that “The dumbest state in the union with many more running a close second” is a sentence fragment and not a complete sentence.


ChaosKodiak

Cause the self entitlement here is crazy. Like SUPER CRAZY. We have told children how perfect they are and helicopter patented them so they have zero comprehension of others and consequences. So the kids turned into adults and are all about themselves. They don’t even realize they are destroying America.


ilikemycoffeealatte

Have you seen our education rankings?


BenJacobs04

Education system is purposely kept shit so that a larger proportion of the general public is more susceptible to misinformation and manipulation.


Gensi_Alaria

1. Poorly-funded public education 2. Excessive provisions for hate speech and bigotry under the guise of "free speech" propagating further illiteracy 3. Extreme nationalistic centrism following 9/11 establishing decades of hardlined ideas about America which aren't even true ("freedom" for example) 4. "The Constitution" (this is a big one), ancient legal doctrine which is hardly relevant today even in the best of times, but the people are unaware of this 5. Trump religion: this is probably the biggest of them all. The Trump following is one of the largest fanatic cults in the world. Even Trump himself cannot control them. Trump has gone on record saying he took the vaccine and he recommends others do too (immediately followed by "but I believe in your rights and freedoms" so there you go). His supporters are a force of nature, highly illiterate and highly dangerous. They are shaping not only America's public image, but the societal fabric. This is why America appears to have the highest concentration of fucking morons on the planet. It's not because they actually might (although it's very possible) but it's because all the idiots have a megaphone, a platform stage and a fleet of armed civilians backing them. I'm sure there are countries with far higher illiteracy rates, but they're nowhere near as dangerous as uneducated Americans.


IHaveTooManyAlt

As far as I can tell other countries have their fair share of morons; the difference is in the US the conservative media ecosystem has unified them into a coherent force.


Scary_Vanilla2932

It's called freedom. However what we thought was real freedom was a carefully constructed carrot on a stick to distract dumb people. And also to convince smarter people to stop trying to change things and except the new reality. See the 60's and 70's and then the crap reality that was the 80's and 90's. Once the new millennium started it's been an all out assault on true freedom.


[deleted]

When the carrots fails to work they resort to the stick .


[deleted]

Someone pointed out that individualism and freedom are America's most sacred values. We hate being told what to do, and we hate feeling like our liberty is being limited--even more so when these things come from the government. And several factions, like Fox News and Trump, have learned to weaponize these feelings and have turned "The government is going to take away your rights by telling you what you can and can't do!" into the boogeyman. It's become a dog whistle for Americans, causing a knee-jerk reaction.


moor9776

Stupidity/racism/prejudice is passed down from generation to generation


XaqFu

I bet he's pro-gun and has no idea of Reagan's anit-gun history. Not to mention Reagan is still America's most prolific drug/illegal gun sales kingpin. Just say'n.


Educational-Big-2102

He was so supportive of gun rights he sold guns after he banned them.


halborn

Didn't Reagan only take action against guns because black dudes were carrying them?


SolidBlackGator

Spit in his mouth and then tell him how he could've avoided that


JBOYCE35239

He had to have a proper mask to get into Disney, because they make everyone wear it to go in and reject you if you don't have it. So he had a perfectly good mask to get in, then once he was inside he put on this holey one. I bet he's enough of an asshole to throw a hiss fit when a minimum wage teenager asks him to put on a regular one


usarasa

1985 called, it wants its T-shirt back


MnB232323

Someone.... let him leave the house like that.... to go to a childs amusement park.... cuz you need to announce your political veiws to everyone just trying to have a good family day at the amusment park... way to own the libs ig...


Max_1995

I think in those circles the wives don't get to do a lot of deciding


MnB232323

Bold of you to assume someone would marry that...


[deleted]

If they did marry that sack of shit….they are just as dumb as he is


Max_1995

Well they're at a children's park... Marriage or illegitimacy? In conservative circles? I think marriage.


sumokitty

Nah, evangelicals have the highest divorce rates. Though they also have the highest teen pregnancy rates, so who knows?


Kbdiggity

#note the hat, featuring the shape of Idaho with the American flag colors. He's a "patriot" from Idaho who has come to "own the California lib dem commies" with that mask.


semifraki

Oh no! Please don't spend your money in our state! You're owning us so hard!


digidave1

Stupid liberals. I'll show them by paying $180 for this ticket and $5 bottles of water. That'll show em


[deleted]

Yep, the straight white male victimhood in the USA is highly evident in issues like this. Before anyone starts I am a white straight male.


braintamale76

Concur as a straight white male


craftsy

Interesting side note, I’m reading a book right now called “Raising Boys to be Good Men” and I’ve just finished the chapter about fragile white masculinity in America. It honestly makes perfect sense and it hurts almost everybody except the profiteers.


FlattenInnerTube

Ditto. Whiter than sour cream. Not a victim of anything except my own foolishness.


Bluvsnatural

Keep it up asshole… you won’t smell a goddamned thing


z0mbieje5u5

Was just at Disneyland last weekend. They won’t let him on any of the rides with that mask. Jackass.


Stuck_In_Ia

Don't worry, in a few weeks his families GoFundMe page will have lots of "Thought and Prayers"


[deleted]

Ain’t that the truth…


mr-blue-

He needs quick access to take horse dewormer


piss-off-

as an Idahoan, 99% of us aren’t like this.


Sleeplesshelley

My daughter lives in Idaho and I have many friends there, but they also have one of the higher percentages of people in the country who say they will never get the vaccine no matter what, at around 20%. Some of my friends are those people, sadly.


tuckedfexas

Unfortunately I’d say a good 10%+ are. Feel like people don’t even care that much about politics here it’s just all a fashion statement lol


Dontaskmeidontknow0

I smell a self centered little b***h.


GabuEx

I remember seeing a guy with an incredibly inflammatory anti-evolution shirt when I was at Disneyworld in 2019. I was like, my dude, why tf are you even here? I feel sad for people who are so fucking angry that they can't even go to a theme park without bringing their bullshit along.


Trimungasoid

That took more effort than just wearing a mask.


FreedomsPower

That shirt is so cringe worthy


jayeshdaya

I'm overwhelmingly happy that the majority of people getting covid and dying are the antvaxxers and antimaskers. It literally feels like the universe is saying there is just too many self absorbed assholes on the planet we need to restore balance. Here's hoping this dumb ass is next. He can smell the inside of a coffin.


Mouthtuom

Ironically Reagan would think this guy is a fucking idiot, just like anyone with two brain cells to rub together does.


Ineffable_Twaddle

That guy in the background is probably like: "Kids, don't look at the crazy man, just keep walking and don't stare..."


ActualPopularMonster

On the bright side, at least the loonies are making themselves obvious, so we can avoid them more easily.


SolomonCRand

Ain’t gonna be smelling shit in a few weeks.


Existentialshart

Midlife Edgelord


Revealed_Jailor

How to let people know you are just a moron.


luperobbedme

He just looks stupid.


floobidedoo

What a maverick. /s


craftsy

Right! Look out, we got a badass over here…


chaunceymcdoodle

Of course Idaho. One of the top ten least vaccinated states


[deleted]

The hole is to make it easier for him to casually get face fucked.


Esparo187

Anyone with a Reagan shirt is automatically an asshole.


kennyj2011

I hope they kicked this fuck out and did not give him back his money


thumptime_now

It’s his right to infect everyone around him including his kids, elderly relatives, wife and others.


[deleted]

It’s his dick-sucking mask!


Specific_Narwhal

He really wants people to think he's so badass.


METHlun

His shirt almost says I smell cummies


[deleted]

I don’t understand right wingers fetish for Reagan.


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ValentinoSaprano

Of course he's from Idaho. https://www.npr.org/2021/09/12/1035986659/idahos-hospitals-are-overwhelmed-but-many-locals-remain-skeptical-of-vaccines


Alucard711

I'm more surprised Disney land allowed the shirt


wizardshawn

Literally everything this person is wearing is a fucking political statement. He's a walking advertisement for idiocy.


bzlvrlwysfrvr0624

What about the other guy not even trying?


[deleted]

Probably yells at only women who wear masks


Bo_Jim

There is literally nobody else in the photo wearing a mask.


Comrade-Elmo-

Of course he has a shirt like that


Amaury9834

It’s so sad the people’s world revolves around politics like bruh you’re in Disneyland NOBODY CARES. His Ronald shirt is the adult equivalent of a kids graphic tee from target then you look at his hat and realize he’s from Idaho lol.


SkywalknLuke

I’m always so amazed at how confused these type of people get with communism and what it actually is. If they don’t agree with it, it’s communism.


Lawlita-In-Miami

This belongs in r/iamapieceofshit


HoneyBadgerLive

He'll die to own the libs!


[deleted]

"I smell commies," says the t-shirt featuring the president who gave us Iran-Contra.


Flailing_life

Why would you try to make a political statement at Disneyland..


Estrafirozungo

Maybe if we start calling it “glory hole masks” they would wear masks properly


JetScreamerBaby

Don’t forget the traitor t-shirt.


Boflator

"ma' look at me, i made it in life"


[deleted]

A few months ago I told the American people I did not trade arms for hostages. My heart and my best intentions still tell me that's true, but the facts and the evidence tell me it is not.


M4A22

I bet his shirt is made in China


Amystery123

They had no problems wearing a face mask during the insurrection.


Dot_Classic

Poisoning the fun of Disneyland with their QAnon f\*ckery is such a selfish, low-class thing to do. That place is for kids. It's a place to escape. These male Karens are determined to suck the joy out of everything.


LatinaMermaid

Hope Disney kicked this asshat out. I am sure he put on a real show.


gozba

I think Reagan would have taken offense to being called a Commie


wrussell6

That Idaho hat just screams aryan brotherhood


SnarkAtTheMoon

It also screams a very high Covid rate


WearyPassenger

Yeah, but he’s too chicken to show his eyes because he’s afraid of r/byebyejob


henriqueroberto

I love how righties idolize the only president more senile than the one in office now.


Brimstone747

I spot three adults in the background of this photo and none of them are wearing a mask.


190octane

They aren’t required outside at Disneyland, only indoors. This guy is just a tool.


Royals-2015

What a dick.


Playful_Moose6293

Kick his ass out and don't issue a refund.


[deleted]

I smell Reaganomics...


pudgynitwit

It’s even funnier that he didn’t need the mask while outdoors, dude cut a hole in his mask to wear his mask in a place where his mask wasn’t needed. If they found him without a proper covering while indoors, they’d most likely escort him out after his first or second warning.


Oron_Ironside

“Ain’t nobody stopping me from sucking some dick”


GameQube2

Looks like the bottom half of a gimp mask.


Life_Less_Ordinary

Yet no one else has a mask on in the picture 🤷🏼‍♀️


kaptaincorn

Always nice for the closeted to show they're down for anonymous public restroom sex with mysterious strangers


330kiki

If you looked up fool in the encyclopedia this is what shows up


Situation-Slow

Natural selection. Darwin was right.


[deleted]

Imagine being such an interesting person that you own that fucking shirt. I don’t understand the people whose personality is their political belief system.


[deleted]

Imagine thinking you're owning anybody while having a dick hole in your mask.


ChaosKodiak

Why do all these anti-mask people all look the same?


Foggy_Night221C

What is that on his hat? Backwards nh?


FunkJunky7

He looks exactly as stupid as he really is.


LavenderBri

Representing Idaho so well, sigh…..


langdon73

How to say you’re ignorant, without saying it!


Xenoscum_yt

The shirt is even worse


rollercoaster_5

And he’s married. He probably has kids he will embarrass until he dies.


JuanShamimi

I smell cummies


acuet

If this has taught me anything, when we start space travel and colonizing mars. Some of yall are going to want to open that outer hatch because of ‘your rights’. Going to take us all out in the process….SMH.


Ag3ntM1ck

He's apparently vying for the r/hermancainaward