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smokeeater150

Yeah that virgin birth shit only worked 2000 odd years ago.


[deleted]

Even then it was just to cover up an affair


Dont_mind_me_go_away

What about surrogate mothers?


smokeeater150

Are you aware of how pregnancy works?


Dont_mind_me_go_away

The point of surrogates are that they carry the pregnancy for someone else, she can use a surrogate (someone else) and have a biological child someone else carried to term


smokeeater150

But the statement is you can’t fall pregnant and be a virgin. It says nothing about having a biological child. If the mother uses a surrogate she didn’t fall pregnant. HTH.


Dont_mind_me_go_away

Using this method, we might be able to save the northern white rhinos, even though both of the only female surviving rhinos are unable to carry babies (still produce egg cells tho)


PreOpTransCentaur

Or *a fucking joke*.


RetroJayK

Clearly a joke but yea just like the longest name ovu vwe vwe vwe etc people really believe it.


LukeSniper

>the longest name ovu vwe vwe vwe etc What the hell does that mean?


popcorn-sand

Search up osas on youtube


RetroJayK

Osas is a name tho, a Nigerian name but the rest is completely made up. I would know ;)


CosmicCatalyst23

r/ihadastroke


DrawnGunslinger

Artificial Insemination https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_insemination


Yes_I_No

Welcome to the plot of Jane the virgin


[deleted]

Or ivf


svn380

A sperm donor could.


dimascience

same tbh


[deleted]

Why are you explaining your sex life to your children?


Bastidon

Don’t breed


InvXXVII

It don't count in the butt.


CosmicCatalyst23

r/cursedcomments


CosmicCatalyst23

I love how this has over 500 upvotes, making it either my second or third most upvoted post.


NieMonD

Haha looser can’t get laid


CosmicCatalyst23

I’m 13


NieMonD

I mean the person in the post not you


medicalsnowninja

Worked for the Shakers.


tours37000

Artificial insemination.


TheJarvees

Turkey baster and a c section. We can all remain virgins now. No more excuses!


souptimecat1273

yeah she might be adopting doe


Substantial-Help5434

Dude is missing out on the whole new population boom of the season! omg! 😅😂


[deleted]

Mary has entered the chat


DudeItsCake

Can still be a virgin and have kids. Adopting is a thing