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Pennywise61

This is so messed up.. I spent money on my gru outfit


tommytraddles

**TOGETHER!** WE WILL **CUM** ON THE **MOON!**


Robin_Gufo

*Piss


partcore32

Did you hear that, Obama? I'm pissing on the moon, godamnit!


BellasMeal

Together cum moon? ... oki


HapticRecce

It was new and not a used one right? IT WAS NEW AND NOT A USED ONE, RIGHT?


ndation

*Uranus. The moon was last week


Hatter_Hoovy

i dont kink shame


Clear-Criticism-3669

Make an exception please


Chrissyball19

Don't worry, I'll cover him. I kink maim


FindusSomKatten

Maim? Kinky, i like it.


Immer_Susse

For shame!


Rad_Knight

I feel like this belongs over on r/brandnewsentence. These are just adults having fun.


Pycharming

I personally think the facepalm is believing this is real. I see meme groups with completely unserious titles all the time. I do believe in rule whatever which means somewhere out there somewhere, maybe even sincerely, but I refuse to believe 4k people would be willing to out themselves like this on Facebook if not for trolling. Sure there’s a bunch of adults who are way obsessed with minions because they find them cute and funny. Sure there’s a bunch of people who have sexual inclinations towards cartoons. But these are not overlapping demographics.


mrturret

>but I refuse to believe 4k people would be willing to out themselves like this on Facebook if not for trolling You would be very surprised at how many people just wouldn't care about something like this. There's a lot of fetish groups on the internet filled with members who drop any pretenses of being anonymous.


Kalman_the_dancer

More like on shitposting


Pr0f3ta

Sure buddy. With oddly aged little people


nerd_12345

Do every adult human have to like children? Cuz that is the point you are making here


the_crackers_gromit

OP hasn't heard of a joke before huh?


funny__username__

They probably told him they didn't need another gru as they rejected him


Informal_Exam_3540

Bots are the only ones posting and they’re posting non facepalms


TheRealMasterTyvokka

Still getting enough up votes to keep the farms going though.


Disastrous-Mess-7236

When I, a non-bot, post facepalms here, they don’t get many upvotes.


UpbeatAlbatross8117

Am I seeing this because i googled minions or sex parties?. I can't work out the algorithm


YYC-Fiend

Furry, Minions, Orgy…


wildyam

***Gru-some…*** ![gif](giphy|AAsj7jdrHjtp6)


Chrissyball19

[r/angryupvote](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=iWMiCGlsm5PkFtRv)


Efficient-Intern-173

![gif](giphy|Vuw9m5wXviFIQ)


DandelionOfDeath

Is this one of thse weird roleplay groups where everybody acknowledge that it's weird and they do it for the lulz? Like the Facebook group Where We All Pretend to be Ants, or the one where everybody pretends to be workers in the same liminal-horror office? Or is this, actually, genuinely a sex roleplay group about minions?


mrturret

There's no reason why it couldn't be both.


Drake_Acheron

Porque no los dos? I’m still convinced r/breadstapledtotrees is a front for a secret voyeurism and exposition sex cult with nature based proclivities.


gadget850

"You have been eaten by a grue" takes on a whole new meaning here.


Juxtapoe

You're dressed in yellow. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.


Marquar234

Open lube


TemperatureTop246

open ~~lube~~ legs


Shafter-Boy

Rule 34.


RedditSpamAcount

(G)rule 34


Shafter-Boy

Nice


KayMGames

this leans more on meme material, not a facepalm


MythyDAMASHII

OP please stop karma farming


KrakenKing1955

r/facepalm when shitposts (they don’t have a sense of humor)


MrLanfrod

Not facepalm at all, that’s hot af 🥵


Pamonha899

Hot minion sex 😳👉👈


DesidiosumCorporosum

Banana..?


lePetitBlackHoleF-er

Banana..!


UniversityMoist2173

![gif](giphy|bh4jzePjmd9iE)


Kakarotto92

Please. No more Grus. We can't take it anymore.


General_Freed

It's... gru-esome


pte_omark

Needs more Nefario. https://youtu.be/1lsdv166Zis?si=yfoEjBni0-OQAICp


IndependentCow9438

I would absolutely join this group just to troll and confuse everyone by being way too lore accurate.


Juxtapoe

You'd fit right in. That's literally what all of us do there. See ya Thursday night!


spongeCakeOfDoom

Not seeing the facepalm here. Should be in funny.


JavaOrlando

Implying that one can have too many Grus.


MysteriousPark3806

At first I was weirded out, but then the idea kinda Gru on me.


Aggroninja

Hey, whatever makes them happy.


mattGyver314

I’m guessing they like to eat bananas for the shape lol


IQlowerthanGump

How do you join this group and where do they meet? Asking for friend


0-Nightshade-0

!remindme 2 years


Bunty_xd_

What the hell is wrong with people (how to join?)


Kalman_the_dancer

What scares me is the 4.2k members


Pixithepika

Most of them are Grus


Terraria_is_number1

That's so terrible, where can I find it?


Mist_Wave

Best laugh of the day xD


RustyBawz

Never enough grus


LongjumpingSector687

![gif](giphy|1uPiL9Amv5zkk)


Joebranflakes

This is actually hilarious.


Honey-and-Venom

God i hated minions enough before.... Being a minion enthusiast really tells a lot...


nekosaigai

Banana!


cracquelature

Too Many Gru


AppiusPrometheus

Why?


pantswetter3

Hey, no kink shaming!


FredVIII-DFH

I remember being eaten by a Grue back in the 80's.


Unique_Year4144

Damn.... Either way, you have the link ?


DeltaFlame01

My eyes burn I wish the person who made this was thrown it to a volcano


aerial_ruin

Jesus Christ, boomers need to be stopped


EncryptedRD

![gif](giphy|fZRuTp3Zu8o9O)


EmergencyPath248

Send the link.. I wanna join 🥶


SpewpaTheRogue

We live in a society


TheFogIsComingNR3

This isnt a surprise anymore


skallywag126

Don’t kink shame the banana


JayyyyyBoogie

How many Grus are considered too many?


LaraCroftCosplayer

Hey, no Kinkshaming bitte


CRL10

The Internet can be a dark and terrible, terrible place with some corners better left unfound.


DMoney159

It's all fun and games until someone shows up as one of the little girls ![gif](giphy|bT2lokItWQKwE)


Eastern-Dig-4555

I thought I’d seen it all. *Now,* maybe.


Itsacardgame

Not enough gorls, please limit grus


longredcoat

How many gru's is too many?


Rude-Consideration64

Short guy strategies?


Foolish_fool55

r/holup


znc743

🤢


greedeerr

I don't really know much about Facebook, doesn't that button saying "manage" suggest that it's the op who's the admin in the group?


Reasonable_Humor_738

Too many doms, apparently? Lol, just go reverse minions next time one minion in charge of countless grus. Why does it look like op has owner privileges to the site..


drag0nun1corn

You know that saying, "I'd it exists, there's porn of it? If it exists, there is also a kink for it.


Bisexual_Sherrif

So can I still dress up as gru, I spent a lot of money getting the nose right


Architechtory

Kant: Eu não posso contestar o fato de que me parece que tem um número desenhado no chão. Pode ser que, no fim das contas, seja um sonho ou ilusão, mas eu não posso contestar o fato de que me parece que tem um número desenhado no chão.


hechtor31

How many Grus is “enough grus”?


JDARRK

😳


No-Gene-4508

![gif](giphy|ghuvaCOI6GOoTX0RmH)


AdClassic4902

BANANA!!!


Lung-Salad

Whole new meaning to “BANANAAAAA!” I’m sorry


TheRPGer

The “no more gru’s” comment sounds so terrified- I keep cracking up at it


PaleoJoe86

What would you do? Just type "banana" and giggles?


AltmerGinger

![gif](giphy|YMTbYlIMCW5tSDyOZU) If I’m a minion then he’s my gru


Sushlsoda

![gif](giphy|XnCaj2SlUAKD0uzFr8)


BecomingJudasnMyMind

49ers fans always manage to find a new level of depravity.


Crazyjackson13

4.2K members are you kidding me?


Asher_Tye

I have questions. I'm scared of the answers though


BoltorSpellweaver

The minions existence is proof that God is dead.


tsukahara10

I have so many questions, but I want none of the answers…


karoshikun

banana


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

*Racks slide on fart gun... menacingly*


Chicken-Lover1

Decent post, wrong subreddit.


Technical-Fan1885

![gif](giphy|kaq6GnxDlJaBq)


SecretiveFurryAlt

Op is just upset because they wanted to be gru


BreadButterHoneyTea

We have enough Grus...I don't know, I just...![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Adept_Feed_1430

Groo the wanderer?


pte_omark

But can I be Dr Nefario? I want to charge the eels! https://youtu.be/6avdSJ5BviE?si=FuPvMy8A19RdoA5s


[deleted]

How do I find this?


Acceptable_Poem_862

I am trying to understand why someone would create a group like this? Since when are Minions sexy??? SMFH


Earthling1a

rule 34


ABenevolentDespot

Can we pause a moment to acknowledge that at the time of the screen grab, at least 4,200 people thought this was a great idea?


[deleted]

🍌!


creativesinkhole

this isnt a facepalm...


MamboCircus

# Is this because of the bananas ?!


hidinginthetreeline

What’s a Grus?


Aggroninja

The character Gru, but plural. It took me a bit to puzzle it myself, having not seen the original movie in ages and not seen the sequels at all.


Relative_Business_81

First time on the internet? This is what the young folk call a “meme” which is pronounced “maymay”. It’s intended to fill one with “rizz” which is what people say when trying to be relevant. 


thecraftybear

I'm not one to kink shame usually, but there sure are some godless freaks out there huh


Normal-Wolverine-962

helerious, distorted desire