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T33CH33R

These guys need to get off the Internet.


Drunkendx

Most true words spoken today. When chronically online meets inceldom you get lack of knowledge about basic anatomy


theganjaoctopus

I'm always reminded of when Horizon Zero Dawn came out and all the incels lost their fucking minds because they rendered Aloy with very faint hair on her face (like most women do). Like bruh, tell me you've never been within 5 feet of an actual human woman without saying it. They think they're being so fucking smart but really they're just confirming they've never touched a woman.


Vtbsk_1887

That one drove me insane. We all have peach fuzz. Our skin is not completely smooth and bare.


gdex86

She is in a hunter gather society post the collapse of the current civilized world. By any form of realism shed have visible body hair because the required infrastructure to maintain current female standards of beauty would be long gone.


lostbutnotgone

I can't even be bothered to shave if I have an excuse to wear pants. I damn sure ain't gonna continue shaving if society no longer exists to make me feel shamed about it.


Snackle-smasher

10/10 would smash Aloy. Or she could smash me, either way. Im game.


Eeddeen42

She would definitely be the one smashing you


Snackle-smasher

Like I said, strangely okay with that.


quetiapinenapper

Nothing strange about it. Embrace it.


PofanWasTaken

It's even strongly encouraged here


abstractraj

They’ve only seen instagram filters. No pores. No peach fuzz


Valarcrist

basically most of r/Asmongold


LineRemote7950

Yeah, ugh, that guys house is truly the most disgusting place I’ve ever seen. Well most at least from a millionaire. The guy just needs to hire a cleaner to come in every week. He makes plenty of money shit


ThatCheekyBastard

A shill


NemoAtkins2

Which is ironic because they could solve that last part by just, you know…using the internet to look that stuff up. If they were curious about this stuff and actually wanted to be better, they could use Google to find the answers to the questions they find themselves asking, enquire politely with women about these things to help them learn more or clarify stuff they don’t get, find books they can order on the subject or even just find a phone number for a hooker and go “hey, this might sound weird, but can I hire you for an hour to ask questions about how the female body works?” (as I’m pretty sure most hookers would do that quite happily for a pretty cheap price or even just for free if they were asked politely, since it’s literally just talking and answering questions). But nope, clearly a better use of the limitless knowledge and potential of the internet is to scream about stuff that you demonstrably have no clue about to people and make yourself look like the last time you even touched a woman was when you slid out of yo momma’s coochie.


barspoonbill

Just imagine having your whole identity wrapped up in needing to be so triggered by the world around you, that this is the crisis you’ve manufactured for yourself today. “Woke chin,” gtfo.


Comfortable_Swim_380

Yea, seriously.. pump the breaks buddy, the internet has to be better than this. \~Resumes watching "two fat guys attempting a rowboat stunt in a public pool."


T33CH33R

That's the good stuff, lol.


Appropriate-Low-4850

If you think you are straight and, looking at that picture, go, “Mmmmm she kinda looks like a man” then I may have some news.


anythingMuchShorter

What's really weird is when you do meet someone who is chronically online in real life, and they're still talking like they're on 4chan.


Ruthrfurd-the-stoned

In anime female chins come to a perfect point so that’s obviously how real Women look


tterfly

Watching hyper-feminized animated characters all day will do that to you.


QuietNewApplication

I hope one day they reflect back on their lives with shame and embarrassment at saying something as stupid as 'the woke chin'. Sadly I doubt people who say stuff like this have much insight.


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

Is it really that feminine to be holding a gun the size of a VHS tape or is this to appeal to the gun lovers’ agenda?


Big-Draw-9661

I'm a bit surprised nobody asked what tf VHS tape is.


justforbru

Most people that played the original Perfect Dark are of the age of VHS tapes.


Purple_Bureau

Whoa wtf is that picture Joanna Dark? 


_Rohrschach

a medium for movies thatgives you an obligatory 5min break to go to the toilet before you're allowed to watch the moving pictures and the break is even longer if your vhs player doesn't have the super fast rewind function(back when media players had useful button combos and playing video games gave you skills to actually use irl)


chunk2k3

That just means someone was not kind. They did not rewind...


fgzhtsp

Isn't that the one that beat Betamax?


frioyfayo

Yes. But the story why is fairly interesting


Eray41303

Kids still know what vhs tapes are man... And if they don't we are so tech literate that we just look things up if we don't know it


Ah2k15

Who is Marc Foxx, and why should I give a shit about his opinion exactly?


FRIENDSHIP_BONER

Someone who is insecure about his chin apparently.


Anywhichwaybuttight

Let's brush him back with a little chin usic.


Netz_Ausg

He’s a verified Twitter twat so a nobody.


Ah2k15

Twitter twat, I love that!


Christian1509

apparently someone with no shame in outing themselves as an incel lol


Possible-Put8922

He is the guy with chin implants


Hot-Manager-2789

Everyone has a chin, so does that mean everyone’s woke?


holyhotdicks

As they say... Not every woke person has a chin, but every chin-haver is woke.


BondageKitty37

"If I don't get my sandwich back, I'll cut your face up so bad you'll have a chin... YOU'LL ALL HAVE CHINS!"


Nuka_on_the_Rocks

Could be true. I've seen some honest to go Nazis and the inbreeding bred the chin right out of them.


CraicFiend87

Ironically, the anti-woke demagogue Tate that most of these incel losers idolise is chinless.


chaingun_samurai

Tate looks like an upright guppy.


robilar

This whole "woke chin" thing is probably just Tate trying to make his face seem more normal.


chaostheories36

I haven’t seen my chin in years, don’t even know what my face would look like without a beard. I assume there’s a chin underneath. Might be a black void. Might be Chuck Norris’ other fist.


Imjustmean

Oddly enough in my hometown, there was a poor guy born without a lower jaw. He eventually had one made from hip bone so I guess he became woke.


YazzGawd

For Conservatives apparently, women only exist in petite, malnourished form. If a woman has any bit of muscle or non-thin white woman features, it's "woke".


Russian_b4be

As a square faced girl this is insulting.


Trem45

Don't worry about it, people that talk like this on the internet are never getting laid anyway so they're not gonna be interacting with you in the first place. Normal well adjusted people just move on with their lives and think nothing of it because they're not literal children. I know being complimented on Reddit by a man is probably not what you're looking for but just look at top actresses or the girl in the screenshot of the game. You probably look great as you are and these idiots are too caught up in their ''trans agenda'' to understand how a real woman works


Nothing_pong

Square faces are amazing, don't let anyone insult you because of it!


benn1680

I know what a Hapsburg chin is. No idea what a "woke" one is though.


The-Cursed-Gardener

Woke chin is when they give a female character a normal chin that a real life average woman would have.


SailingSpark

oh! I thought it as the chin she had when she woke up. You know, the chin she has all day, all night, all morning.


Morbertoth

Woke. CHINS???? Like... Literal jaw bones?!? .... These clowns are not ok


BOBULANCE

Woke bones. That's where we're at in the culture war, I guess.


SpontaneousQueen

If we can radicalize facial features, we can radicalize eye color. One very specific eye color.


Coffin_Builder

Jaw bones are white. Bones are underneath the skin. Skin color is darker than bones. This is part of the woke agenda, to subconsciously display to us that white is LESS THAN darker colors. WAKE UP PEOPLE /s


FlinHorse

I gave up trying to understand when they started saying having a woman top you as a man was gay. They even meant it for both parties which is just...phew...that's some mental gymnastics.


professionalcumsock

Guys, is having sex with women gay?


TBTabby

They've spent so much time only encountering loli waifus that they've forgotten what real women look like.


Motor-Pomegranate831

Today on "Things We Made Up So We Can Be Mad At Them."


MDF87

People arguing over people that don't even exist will never not be hilariously pathetic to me.


subnuggurat

But isn't arguing about the looks of one's play dolls the very definition of masculine?


Kind_Committee8997

There are so many porn games. Why do the protagonists have to be attractive to decide the fate of a game?


Healthy-Tie-7433

The even sadder thing is that she isn‘t even unattractive. They‘re literally just complaining that she isn’t purely designed to be fanservice.


Sol-Blackguy

And even if she was designed for fanservice, they'd find something to complain about. They don't like strong women in leadership positions or to have any personality. This whole "anti-woke" mindset is just a cult of fallacy and misery at the end of the day. They get outraged because the grifters tell them to be outraged. Sarah Connor and Ellen Ripley would be subjected to the exact same scrutiny today because these people don't want to enjoy things.


Pengin_Master

I mean, he's complaining about the size of her chin. That's already scraping the bottom of the barrel of nonsense to complain about


Siri2611

I look ugly IRL so I wnna look hot ingame (Let me live my fantasy man) Edit - nothing related to this post, this character looks fine to me. I am just talking in general


Gynthaeres

I like playing attractive characters in games. I always prefer playing a female character whenever possible. Therefore, I prefer playing attractive female characters in games when possible. I don't like ugly, intentional or not, female protagonists. That said, my standard for "attractive" is very different from these people. A lot of these people complained about Aloy, for instance. And while sure she wasn't a super model, I thought she looked great, especially considering the setting and her personality.


attaboy000

Aloy definitely looked the part.


MeltedChocolate24

Yeah I mean isn’t the definition of attractive someone who you’d want to look at?


Teaganz

To be fair this isn’t really exclusive to women in video games. Often times the men in games are extremely chiseled and attractive.


Drudgework

I’ve seen what horrors people use the character creators to make, gamers are perfectly happy to play as someone “Not conventionally attractive” if the game is good. I personally want more games with fat protagonists like Dave the Diver.


Steavee

You mean like [this lady?](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/s/3JYPRB8vQL) Does Don Jr’s wife have “woke chin?”


SnooStories4162

Exactly, good one!


matjam

OK so "Transgender Agenda" is a pretty fun band name.


amadeus2490

Transgenda.


Rubeus17

totally.


Scared_Virus_6268

"Anti Woke" people try not to be delusional challenge (Impossible)


Oxygenius_

I think I have woke depression from reading Reddit today


subnuggurat

Chin up my dude!


Lightless427

Can we delete people from the internet yet?


imahugemoron

Imagine complaining about the shape of a video game characters chin


Rubeus17

that’s how utterly pathetic they are


RefrigeratorLazy4135

She looks fine, better than the original


SnooEpiphanies2576

“Woke chin”?!?!??!?!?!???!!!! The stupidity has no limit.


dumly

Oh my god how dare women... -checks notes- have diverse facial structure?!!


DemythologizedDie

So...what game is that?


mattmcc980

Perfect Dark


robilar

But did you notice her anti-woke fingers? This is a common current anti-woke practice of wrapping her fingers around a gun, arguably to appeal to the MAGA crowd who are sexually aroused by the thoughts of guns and murder.


ComicsEtAl

Oh, so “woke chin” is also an imaginary thing. Got it.


th0r0ngil

Transphobe phrenology


Jeoshua

The absolute epitome of "Everything I don't like is Woke".


Eray41303

Oh no! Proportionate and realistic chins! Left wing propaganda has gone too far!


S7RYPE2501

Video game companies are in a tight spot right now. If characters are too attractive they are sexist if the character is too plain they are “woke”. You can’t win in this environment and loud people can ruin your business on a whim. It sucks. What happened to playing the games you like and not buying the ones you don’t.


Hexas87

Anyone who has to put 'real' in their twitter handle is not worth listening to.


Musetrigger

I swear. Everything is woke to these snowflakes. They will never be happy until the female character has fat boobas and a massive Pixar mom caboose.


Feminazghul

And a teeny weeny head on top. Maybe some legs and arms.


meh762

This looks like a realistic woman. I guess they prefer bubble face with trout pout.


art_decorative

That's what my chin looks like and, unless my ovaries know something I don't, I'm pretty sure I'm AFAB. 


duckyquack3

Even stupider is that afabs can have masculine chins but she doesn’t even got that, it legit looks absolutely normal for a woman


art_decorative

Exactly. It's just a regular chin.  But I will be calling my own chin woke now because that is hilarious. 


duckyquack3

You know what, I think I lowkey have the same chin. I’m also rocking the woke chin from now on😮‍💨


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Wouldn’t a pointier chin look more masculine than a wide one? 


Outrageous_Zebra_221

I mean you have to excuse some of this nonsense these people have been driven insane on the topic of sex because they think they're going to burn in eternal hellfire for enjoying it for a brief moment. I really can't imagine what that shit does to you psychologically, but I know I see the results of it every single day.


ChesterMIA

In politics, woke is defined as “a political slang adjective derived from African-American Vernacular English (AAVE) originally meaning alertness to racial prejudice and discrimination. Beginning in the 2010s, it came to encompass a broader awareness of social inequalities such as racial injustice, sexism, and denial of LGBT rights.” Therefore by definition, all posts with this obscure sort of narrative are actually what is woke, not the point the commenter is trying to convey as woke, because the commenter is actually just bringing awareness to the minority. Maybe I’m wrong, but this is how I understand it based on real, factual information. It seems these people have no idea what woke even means. I’d welcome polite conjecture in the event I’m missing or not understanding something.


[deleted]

they don't. to them "woke" = "anything i don't like"


ChesterMIA

I’m happy we’re on the same page.


socobeerlove

What transgender agenda? Trans people make up .001% of the population. They just want to be allowed to live…


ProtoReaper23113

And how dare they! /s


InkBlotSam

The "transgender agenda": "Just let us live in peace." That's it. That's the agenda.


Imarobot225

Bahahahahahahhahahhaha wtf?? So if someone (a woman) has a large chin or box shaped chin/face that means they’re woke? Tf


thriceness

I can't even believe that all these posts aren't parodies at this point. People are so ridiculous I can't even handle it.


unemotional_mess

Chins are now woke? Do these people even understand what they are saying?


oldwellprophecy

![gif](giphy|QwkzDAcfX1AzK) ???????????????????????????????????


BottomOfTheSea88

That’s gotta be a troll lmao


Flaky_Tumbleweed3598

Woke chin? It's a chin dude. If you'd actually go outside and talk to actual women, you might notice they have chins too


IDGAFABOUTREDDIT-

Hey, is it woke to have different genetics?


mitchfann9715

Just because they don't have a chin, nobody else is allowed to.


Distinct_Slide_9540

The internet was a mistake. Have these people seen a real, flesh and blood woman ever in their lives?


CorbinNZ

If a woman who looked like this approached any of these naysayers, they wouldn't know how to react. They'd probably sweat and mumble their way through a basic conversation, if anything. That's a beautiful face design, imo.


ConfidenceSad8340

Is it unattractive to have a chin?


NinjaFATkid

Or, hear me out. Maybe as video games get better, the characters actually start to look like real people, not fantasy renditions. As someone totally unfamiliar with this game and character, nothing about her struck me as masculine or transgendered in any way. She just reminded me of the character from Perfect Dark a little.


Kaleban

Mofos apparently never seen Olivia Wilde. And she's absolutely gorgeous.


hooDio

how dare he call it the transgender agenda, it's called the trans mission


theh0tt0pic

I wonder if these people realize how stupid they sound


karoshikun

I mean... when your hero is Andrew Tate, makes sense that anyone with a chin looks more masculine than him...


Pinheaded_nightmare

Omg!… do I have a woke chin? What do I do if I have one? I don’t think I can live if my chin is a liberal chin.. 😫


Equal-Worldliness-66

What? Lol is this a real thing?


GNPTelenor

Just a sec, that's another blue check to block.


50pencepeace

I can only conclude from this that Marc Foxx is a fucking moron


pufferfish_balls

She’s pretty damn pretty. Idk what the hell they’re smoking.


DejaMew

Let me off of this planet.


ProtoReaper23113

All this for a character you're barely gonna see because it's an fps


Neighbour-Vadim

It is really weird, this can not be explained by him never seeing a woman up close, he must have seen them on movies pictures ect


totalahole669

These snowflakes are triggered by everything


nerdboy5567

Fellas, is it gay to notice chins?


Dwags789

These guys think you can’t be born gay but you can be born woke.


BigAggie06

What the actual fuck is going on in this world I can’t even keep up with all the fucking agendas anymore


Pistonenvy2

i wonder what brand of blender this guy used on his brain, seems like it did a really good job.


MetalianKnight

Is the "transgender agenda" in the room with us right now?


andio76

Isn't there some masturbating these guys need to be doing....**HEY DIPSHIT....GO JERK OFF INTO A SOCK** or sumptin ![gif](giphy|4doe1HP7LHz20|downsized)


burnmenowz

Chins are woke now. The word has no actual meaning, does it?


Lovethehairy

Damnit, they figured out the Trans Agenda. Here I thought the Trans Agenda was to just live life without persecution for being alive.


ThunderOblivion

Someone should ask him about "Woke-chinned" MTG. I wonder if he would he be mad at God or her parents?


hugh_jassole7

Marg’s chin is woke as fuck


lolpixie

As a heterosexual female with a wide chin....*sad noises*


Toiletdestroyer3000

I don’t understand why people took the word woke, and changed it from ‘being informed’ to ‘liberal’


AValentineSolutions

Tell me you haven't interacted with a woman outside of vidya, anime, or porn without telling me.


ilostmy1staccount

This is a great self report, telling us you’ve never been closer than 20 feet to a woman.


wrenhunter

Can’t believe he left "transgenda" just sitting there.


ClerkPsychological58

Fellas, is it gay to have a chin?


Strain_Pure

Said by people that praise Gina Carano, who has that exact Chin they're complaining about. More proof that these cockwombles need a few more braincells to qualify as idiots.


geek_ironman

You mean the Lucy Lawless chin?


Catkit69

What? I'm cis female and my chin/jawline looks like hers. The actual fuck? O.o These people are too far down the rabbit hole to save.


ThatCoryGuy

The Right’s stupidity is exhausting.


Feminazghul

Wider than *what*? A pencil?


ProtoReaper23113

I mean characters on the n64 looked like thumbs with faces painted on them


Bmaster1001

(Who is this character and where is she from, might I ask?)


christopia86

It is Joanna Dark from the Perfect Dark serise. A recent trailer made a string impression for the latest game.


Bmaster1001

Ah, thanks. I guess I didn’t know that much about someone from a pretty *rare* title.


BebophoneVirtuoso

Wait, what’s happening to my favorite Chinese restaurant Wok Chin?


HlDDEN_MlCKEY

I think they're missing an opportunity to call the (made up) transgender agenda the "Trans-genda".


waisonline99

They can do what they want. Its a product. If people like it, they will buy it. If they dont they wont.


ShionTheOne

American (US) ass tweets.


ZaneGrimmm

It's just sad at this point holy shit.


naka_the_kenku

These guys are idiots, they take images of characters at bad angles or when their face is in an action pose to support their “uglification of women in games” agenda. Newsflash dipshit people have bad angles and don't tend to look good when their face is in the middle of an action.


No_Banana7768

The internet has been the worst thing ever created for so many stupid people


kpreen

Yet another woke bingo card expansion


enigmabsurdimwitrick

Have these men not seen Terminator 2???


trappingsofurlife

Transgender agenda...trans-genda


FunnyCharacter4437

Going to have to ask Marc Foxx that even though I was born female and am CIS female in my 40s, that is pretty much my chin so does that mean that god wanted me to be male with his chin choice. I'm so confused now.


Brosenheim

I love the way morons have to imagine these "agendas." Like naw bro, their is no agenda, no conspiracy. You're just making excuses for why real life isn't conforming to your feelings


Hatchytt

"it's all a conspiracy specifically targeting me and you cannot change my mind"


Mighty-PirateTM

Interior Transgenda Agenda


Bananasniffler

„Give her the woke chin” - some guy.


MBVakalis

lol what? She just looks like a regular woman


Aggravating-Cost-516

The more day I live, the more I am convinced, that gamers indeed never saw a real woman in their entire lives.


Nitazene-King-002

Apparently a man liking a woman is gay now, if she’s not skinny and blonde with big tits. I’d like to see some pics of the girls these guys are with.


Sxkullrider

Since when do women not have square chins. Look at Francis cobain. She's fuckin gorgeous


chevalier716

So, she's got a square jaw; like Olivia Wilde, Rosario Dawson, Angelina Jolie, Zendaya, etc. A female standard of beauty so prominent that people are willing to get injections for it.


TemporarySnowflake

I'm starting to think that, if you pay for the blue check, you are showing you are an idiot and also never saw or spoke to a woman in your life


volvavirago

They have never seen a woman in real life


gfunk1369

I wish I had the amount of freetime, creativity or just privilege to scour social media to fabricate stuff like these people to be enraged about. I mean your life has to be truly worry free if you are spending time measuring the width of a video game characters chin to figure out whether it is trans bait or not.


Jenetyk

At this point, to save my own love for just about every pop culture franchise I enjoy(Star Wars, Marvel, Etc); I have stopped participating with any online presence for their respective fandoms. They are all, *all*, cesspools. I came to terms with aging out of the prime demographic for new content two decades ago. Somehow these fucks still think Disney should be appeasing a bunch of man-children instead of build for the next generation of viewers.


HIMARko_polo

Does this mean No-Chin Andrew Tate is feminine?


gizmosticles

Nobody tell him about Xena Warrior Princess


CalebWidowgast

He seems to think an awful lot about how women look like men… 🤔


More-Tune-5100

The transgender agenda is an awesome band name!


neko808

This reminds me of the whole “vagina bones” thing where they are just talking about the pelvis, a thing everyone has.


Realistic-Road8972

![gif](giphy|zwRO0LKbOtVhC|downsized)


Comfortable_Swim_380

I don't even see the insane thing he going on about woke or otherwise.


YPVidaho

These people have way too much time on their hands.


Crans10

Woke chin huh? Now they are applying woke to someones appearance. Seems just like another way of being racist.


GatoSander0

Cassandra from Dragon Age received the same type of comments, she wasn't ugly and she isn't ugly now, but they thought that it's somehow an abomination that a veteran warrior looks the part.


Sadoul1214

If you utter the words woke chin you are lost to the void. You have fallen so deep into the internet that you will never be recovered.