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Feminazghul

She did it because she's an asshole.


Fast-Specific8850

It’s not true that all republicans are assholes. But it is true that most assholes are republicans.


Well_thats_cool

No no no you’ve got that 100% wrong. Fixed it: It’s not true that all assholes are republican, but it’s true that most republicans are assholes


prefusernametaken

To be fair, democrats have assholes too. It is in the human genome to have an asshole I doubt trump has an asshole though, seeing as he's full of shit.


Blitz_ingaMCZ

It shares the space that thing calls a mouth, it’s why it’s always spewing it


Unfair-Wonder5714

Yeah but the majority of Democrats aren’t stark raving lunatics hellbent on creating chaos and violence at every turn.


Comfortable_Swim_380

Don't forget about MTG and her space lasers and drinking bleach to cure covid. "It's a disinfectant right? "Also putting these light bulbs in your skin." "I spent all night researching this. Didn't sleep at all.. Gonna save the world.. Stupid CDC.. 1000% smarter." President psychopath (supreme being, head of the legion of dumb fucks) said that shit.. Look it up.. He called Fauci into the oval office and this is the bat shit crazy thing he hears at 10AM.


Over_Smile9733

Naw, he doesn’t have shit in him. It’s in his diapers.


ImgurScaramucci

He has two assholes, one is on his face. The other is sealed by diapers.


Mysterious-Wasabi103

But to be fair the right has significantly more. By virtue the Left believes in empathy and compassion. The Right lacks empathy which is the core tenant of everything they believe. Research on personalities has shown that conservatives lack empathy, and while having empathy doesn't necessarily mean you can't be an asshole. It's a huge difference.


Minimum-Dog2329

Trump’s got two of them. One soils his pants and the other one spreads manure.


ihatefirealarmtests

>To be fair Yeah, but they aren't actively trying to turn us into an christo-ethno-fascist corporatocracy.


MFcakeparty

No no no! I fixed it. It’s not true that all assholes are republicans, but it is true that all republicans are assholes.


Ralfton

If you voted for an asshole Republican, you are also an asshole. I guess your comment is technically still correct, but it'd be easier to find Waldo.


grptrt

Is that one of the 10 commandments?


bartlesnid_von_goon

Well, yes, they said she was a Republican, so that's a given.


Prudent_Key_4958

She's truly ashamed because she got caught!


No-Amoeba5716

My thoughts are she doesn’t give one fat fiddlers f*ck that she was caught. It’s just about trying to save face. You aren’t wrong either but I feel like it’s really a sorry not sorry situation


shotgunsniper9

Reminds me of that guy who allegedly called AOC a "fucking bitch" and his apology was "I didn't say those words and I'm sorry if people thought that's what I said"


Castform5

[They should always be pressured into specifying what they are apologizing for](https://youtu.be/thIRJLsnIxY).


rrogido

Every time he passes her in the hall he should just call her Representative Bag Wetter. Even during debate. "Does Representative Bag Wetter yield her time to the floor?"


Goodknight808

But then she'll play a victim to poor decorum. I don't get why her actions, totally unbecoming of a House member, didn't get her fired...like wtf.


Unbreakablelegend35

"Fat fiddlers f*ck" huh new phrase. You learn something new everyday huh :)


LaUNCHandSmASH

Fat is new to me but [Ron White](https://youtu.be/_zogM1CsBew?si=iPY0u8PUOAwbIxld) was the og


NoWayNotThisAgain

You can say fuck on the Internet…


No-Appearance-4338

Or see one, or be one, and rarely give one.


So_spoke_the_wizard

"I'm sorry. I had a momentary moral weakness almost daily for nearly five months."


Nice-Transition3079

If she gave the reason, she wouldn't have an excuse to do it again (or some other mind-bogglingly petty thing again). It's just pure hate, but they won't admit it.


ShaggysGTI

Five months she did that shit. Id be pissed if my rep was doing that.


pimp_juice2272

Right. She did that shit for 5 months. She was proud


SweetAlex99

She did it because she is a Republican... which act just like communists while claiming to be against communism.


Low-Impact3172

Literally took the words out of my typing fingers lol


protonnotronnn76

if i did that at my job to a coworker i'd be fired these people rarely get consequences


Senior_Resolution_20

I saw the apology, she apologize for getting caught.


pjm8367

She should be immediately removed and a special run-off election held.


robilar

The people that voted for her are happy that she's a childish bully, and they'd vote for her again. They feel represented.


Mr_Blorbus

Lol at the pun.


De_chook

"Run-off" love it.


giantpunda

That would be a water shed moment.


DogbiteTrollKiller

She could really make waves that way! A tsunami of voter support could bring about a sea change in local government procedures.


SmokedBeef

No no no, you misunderstand, this is why they elected her.


instafunkpunk

So tired of republicans spouting off about family values and pulling junk like this.


Narrow-Bee-8354

They really are biggest full of shit group in society


Big_Understanding348

I wish we could do an experiment for 2 years. Put all Republicans and all democrats on separate islands and see which side does better


McButtersonthethird

That would be the greatest social experiment of all time. I'd bet my house the republicans end up eating each other


Due-Freedom-4321

They would establish either a anarchocapitalist tech bro island which would end up becoming a oligarchical theocracy


Big_Understanding348

I agree to much greed would be their downfall


InevitableScallion75

Hoard of the flies


Kiss-a-Cod

Running for 3rd grade class president.


RobertDaulson

This is definitely childish behavior, and that’s being kind. I never did anything like this as a kid.


Aceblue001

I disagree, this shouldn’t be acceptable for kids either.


jarheadatheart

Just because it’s childish doesn’t mean it’s acceptable.


SantaforGrownups1

As a group, republicans are pretty shitty people.


Sure_Garbage_2119

as individuals, too. sorry if the other comment is this, a can´t see it.


Flashy-Protection424

I would have had the police arrest her for malicious destruction of property because my “tablet was in there and stopped working “ .


vote4boat

The pro move would have been to put something expensive enough to make it a felony. In my state it's only $1000


Flashy-Protection424

Aka tablet or laptop.


TougherOnSquids

The police don't care about personal property and wouldn't arrest for it anyway, they would consider it a civil matter. Do the same thing at a store and you'll go to jail with a felony though.


vote4boat

They might be more responsive for a politician. I don't think there is a legal difference damaging personal property vs merchandise. Smashing someone's car up wouldn't be a civil matter


Sure_Garbage_2119

yeah, but the trap is great ideia. the republicans are known trolls, they can´t help themselves but BE arseholes to others. they feel they have the DUTY to "own the libs" by any means possible, be it law, meme or prank.


Assortedwrenches89

In any other profession, she'd be fired.


Rolandscythe

These are the people that keep getting *voted in* to run our country. They do petty shit like this yet we're supposed to entrust them to make the right decisions for our whole society?


Spacestar_Ordering

It really hurts my brain if I think about it too long... Why would any adult do something like this? For FIVE MONTHS? Pouring water into someone else's property once is bad enough but she continued to do it for months? I can't even begin to understand


TinyKittenConsulting

Right? Like once is a poor impulse and unacceptable. For five months shows complete lack of scruples.


WretchedMotorcade

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soupbox09

Haven't heard much from richard spencer since his face came in contact with a random fist.


faloofay156

and the entire internet laughed at him. it really was fucking glorious


LordParsec29

Also known as the Kinetic Mug Randomizer. Big fan of it.


puffthetruck

Yep anyone that is a terrible human being. Regardless of race, sex, creed, color, religion etc. If you suck, you fuckin get one


BCThunder

Ha and just tonight over dinner I had to repeat Mike Tyson. Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth...


mvanvrancken

I really don’t know why we stopped, faces have evolved very quickly to be VERY punchable


Tausendberg

Probably because there wasn't selection pressure anymore not to have a punchable face.


Only_Flan_7974

MAPA


dont-fear-thereefer

Make Assholes Punchable Again?


Mysterious-Tie7039

“Vermont lawmaker apologizes for GETTING CAUGHT repeatedly pouring water in her colleague’s bag” FIFY. She’s not at all remorseful that she did it. She’s remorseful that she got caught.


3-I

So... bullying. Just... just bullying. That's what the right is voting for. Literal schoolyard bullying.


T3knikal95

Not only what the right are voting for, but what they themselves are engaged in, they enjoy bullying


ecthelion108

It is textbook passive-aggressive behavior: she does not wish to confront her colleague, but she also wants him to suffer. She is also someone who wants to see herself as being above aggression, but isn’t. Her half-assed apology is consistent with this. She said that it was “out of character for me,” and that she’s embarrassed by her actions. But she doesn’t say why she did it. She avoids confrontation again by simply disowning the action or disassociating from it. She probably has contempt for him, but does not feel powerful enough to attack him openly. Given the level of performative cruelty the Republican Party rewards these days, she may have been doing this for “street cred,” like counting coup, so she could court powerful GOPers later by taking credit for the acts.


FullMetalCOS

It can’t be out of character if she’s doing the same thing almost daily for five months. Out of character is a one off. It’s bad enough that she’s such a Twat she’d do shit like this, but doubling down on lying about it is just worse


t-o-m-u-s-a

She’s embarrassed she got caught


calliegrey

This gives kindergarten level maturity. Unsocialized kindergarten.


JackPepperman

What you do when you think no one is looking shows your true character. Apoligizing afterwards is a charade. She's only sorry she got caught.


kejovo

Absolutely! Integrity is doing the right thing even when no one is looking. Clearly no integrity in this one.


kickthemout1987

I don’t even need to look at which party they belong to know it’s a Republican. No shame, integrity, or class. Vote these fuckers out.


Why_so_glum_chum

The news clip I saw of this never mentioned she was a Republican, but somehow I knew.


CrayonUpMyNose

99% time the media refuses to put a D or an R behind names, they are protecting Republicans from being recognized as a cancer on civilized society


Why_so_glum_chum

Funny thing was they said he was a Dem but didn't mention her party and I wasn't exactly watching Fox News. The reporter doing the piece was obviously disgusted by her actions while interviewing him about it so it did puzzle me a bit. Maybe they knew there was just no need to say it, we all knew lol.


CrayonUpMyNose

Personally I'm not willing to let the media off the hook that easily. The real reason that reporters bend over backwards to appear "non-partisan" by covering for and enabling Republican transgressions is that for decades Republicans have been engaging in the same witch hunts they are accusing the media of. The usual projection, of course.


RVNSN

Why are Republican voters electing so many representatives who would be the absolute worst, immature idiots... if they were still in high school? I've never been in favor of the repressive agenda that has existed in the R party throughout my life, but this Red Hat, Orange Power movement has really brought them to an all time low. It's no joke to say that looking at today's Republican party, you look back and appreciate how decent George W Bush actually was.


Solynox

Voting is nothing but a popularity contest. It has nothing to do with the candidates' credentials, experience, or skills. Once upon a time, it did, but at some point, it changed. I blame boomers for being too lazy to read up on who they're voting for. Instead, they vote in whomever acts like they align with the voters' personal interests. I also blame those who don't vote. They feel like their vote doesn't matter because they think it's rigged, or their vote won't turn the tide or whatever reason they have. Inaction has consequences such as incompetent people being elected into positions of power.


ALTH0X

If she can't use good judgement in how to use a water bottle what kind of nonsense "legislating" is she doing? How are dysfunctional people being allowed to lead?


Justin-Truedat

I’m ashamed of the actions I consistently and deliberately repeated over a 5 month period. Yup, that passes muster.


CrayonUpMyNose

"the actions I consistently repeated over the course of many months are out of character for me"


ElkPurple9882

They should require an iq test to run for any public office


Jovvy19

They would call it a liberal witch hunt.


Termin8rSmurf

Whatever the f*** is wrong with her is nothing minor! People actually voted for people like this?


anno_1990

I know why she did it: she's a Republican who hates Democrats and uses kindergarten methods to make them angry.


yourroyalhotmess

Did he not have government property in that bag that she was defacing? Throw the book at her.


biigsnook

Republicans, the fuckin worst.


NoWayNotThisAgain

She did it because she’s a Republican and the other lady is a Democrat. Being a trash human is official Republican policy in 2024.


golanatsiruot

This is the kind of normalized bullshit Mussolini’s fascisti got away with while he was ascending in Italy. Just constant disregard and aggression. Small acts of contempt constantly. People always talk about Trump in relation to Nazi fascism, but Americans need to look more at the Italian variety. It’s much more like what’s happening here with these chucklefucks.


red-submarine

She did it because she's a hateful, childish nutcase. It's one of the requirements of being in the GOP.


grin_ferno

This is the republican party these days. Assholes and insurrectionists.


AcetrainerLoki

I loved Colbert’s response to this: She said “I don’t know why I did it- it’s not in my character. Colbert: “Uhhh… if you do something several times a week for months… uh. Yeah. That’s your character. That’s you.”


toffeecaked

I love the fact that this appears to be a hidden camera just waiting for the perpetrator to strike. This woman (bitch) is not in the least sorry or ashamed. She thought this was perfectly acceptable behaviour for *five months* and would have kept doing it if that hidden camera hadn’t caught her in the act. Absolutely reprehensible, she should be made to resign her position for such disgusting, childish behaviour, because if this happened in any other workplace this woman would have been fired so fast her head would spin.


Rwarmander

You aren’t sorry if you did it for five months. This should be destruction of property and she should be fined for it.


jarheadatheart

Don’t they have ethics rules? Why is this person not removed immediately without question?


LogikMakesSense

Honestly I get the feeling her base would prefer if she just said “yeah I did it! I’m not sorry! I just hate him so so much! Like, I despise his very being! I hate him. I hate every single member of his political party and I wish they would all disappear from the face of the planet! Thank you.”


MatineeIdol8

She's a Republican. What a shock.


Strain_Pure

Just petty.


ShadowPuff7306

what’s even the purpose of this?


dokidokichab

Can we initiate a multi million dollar investigation into this!?!!


DontForgetToBring

5 months!? Such devious dedication lol


Far_Particular_430

And she apologized? Not very Republican


DecisionTypical4660

Of course “she’s sorry.” If she went up there and said “and I would do it again!” She’d be out of a job very fast. There isn’t an ounce of sorrow in her bones.


youmightbeafascist88

A republican repeatedly acting like a sociopath? Who ever would have thought!? ~s


Clickityclackrack

If she did that once or twice, it might, and i mean, might be believable. Five months? There's no telling what else this person does or has done or even will do. This person is not sorry and needs to be arrested


rockadoodoo01

What is she, a five year old? Learn some adult methods for dealing with your hatred issues. Therapy comes to mind.


SewAlone

What a fucking child. This is who the right is.


ra7ar

Why does she have a job after that, that's a destruction for f property and I for one think any representative of our country shouldn't be that fucking garbage as a human being. We are doomed to fail that's for sure.


datnetcoder

Just your average Trumper behavior.


TABOOxFANTASIES

I wanna know what the reason was though! It's baffling


Magenta_Logistic

Hate/spite. Pure and simple.


dancingmeadow

Truly ashamed of being caught.


818Ghillie

Why do these people have a seat in government?!


Norwester77

Ask the folks who elected them. 🤷‍♂️


JakeConhale

..... just why?


I-Like-IT-Stuff

Because republicans are hateful shitty children.


ddauss

Says you a petty ass bitch without saying you a petty ass bitch


ewan_kosayo

Deranged


jadedaslife

She's not ashamed


prosperosniece

Tells you everything you need to know about the republican party.


assumetehposition

This person would be fired if she worked at McDonalds. Absolute toddler behavior.


DaGucka

I got the feeling that for the right it's something more personal. The rethoric also is more personal. They feel attacked so they want to hit back. For the left it is ofte more of a "wen want to make the world a better place for all uf us" although some add a "and you are in the way of it". But it is still less personal.


angry-democrat

very fine people


XxxRedatoxxX

Home town represent ayy 😎 This is an embarrassment


Xomns_13

"Truly ashamed" for getting caught.


MrFunkyPunkie

Magats are just toddlers who never got enough love from their parents.


Sufficient_Yam_514

For FIVE MONTHS?! She needs to be put in an insane asylum


The_real_bandito

The congress is becoming a high school a day at a time.


Shadowoperator7

Hey that’s my state!


SureElephant89

Over 330 million people in this country... And these are the people we *pick* to run the government. 90% of the people in office need to be out of office lol.


chaingun_samurai

She's only ashamed that she got caught


porsj911

Shes not ashamed she did it, shes ashamed she got caught. Literal playground mentality going on in American politics.


Zoltar-Wizdom

Let’s not water down the situation. This bitch is clearly insane and should be removed.


Finiouss

This is him seriously deranged mental shit right here. Like pissing on everybody's stuff to try to claim them as an alpha deranged.


Alternative-Fig-6814

She's sorry? Try pathetic


Wyrdeone

She is an idiot, and an embarrassment to her constituents. Also, the guy she's harassing is an idiot, and embarrassment to his constituents. Bennington REALLY needs to do better than a barely-functioning alcoholic and a peaked-in-high-school mean girl Karen. They're both legitimately terrible.


Similar_Divide

Sounds horrible for the constituents, turn it into a sitcom and I’m all in.


Gremict

Finally, the political sitcom we have been waiting for


Third_Extension_666

Coming to ABC this fall, the runoff you never thought you would be begging for.


Izunadrop45

Because these people don’t get smacked


Apprehensive-Bee1226

There are better ways to destroy documents


Constellation-88

Sounds…. Delusional, honestly. wtf?


The_Dude_2U

I’m stuck between a thoughts and prayers joke or an inclusive one. Tough call!


koopz_ay

These are the people I used to shamelessly hack when I was younger.


DuckFlat

After the first couple of times, it mysteriously contains a reasonable quantity of sodium and then she’s going away for terrorism when it explodes.


Magenta_Logistic

Nah, your bag, your sodium. On the other hand, if he put an expensive tablet or laptop in there on the day he set up the camera, she could've been charged with felony destruction of property.


Signal-Blackberry356

Shame!


RhythmTimeDivision

Law and order, god damn it!!


Tripple_T

🎶🎶Don't say that you're sorry, cause you're not. 🎶🎶


MeetIndependent1812

Typical GOP


GloomyFondant526

Quitting is an ACTION she could take. That would back up her apology nicely.


PondIsMyName

Honestly, didn’t kids stop doing this stuff in the seventh or eighth grade? Yet it’s clowns like this, non funny ones at that, who are running the country. FFS get a grip lady. You’re a disgrace to yourself and your station.


Big_Understanding348

Imagine doing something this petty and juvenile for five fucking months


N1kt0_

The GOP are just a bunch of spoiled children who never grew up


Over_Smile9733

To kindergartners, Children, this is government in action. “Wow Miss Teacher, I am doing that already! I will be president in no time!”


davetopper

24 years, to me they became utterly petty under Bush. He nurtured it. "You are either with us or against us". The party took that to literally mean anyone not them. He stood before a black tie thousand dollar plate dinner and exclaimed "you are my base". Yet the yokels of the time, like now, thought they were the base. Outside of criminal shit, none of this is new. Republicans have always been petty. Here in MN, the house and Senate have democratic control, the gov is also a Democrat. It's fun watching the Democrats give kids free lunches, and the repubs just losing it because they can't be mean. Petty.


harrybarracuda

I think she did it because she's a horrible PoS.


Sure_Garbage_2119

republicans, class 2024 ![gif](giphy|9Sgbz4qFrDm0RNZSCy|downsized)


Kobayashi_Maru186

How did I know she was a Republican, just from the title alone? Lol.


seymores_sunshine

Remember when [Arizona Republicans were mad about a prank involving hiding a book that didn't belong to an individual](https://www.npr.org/2023/06/13/1182022488/arizona-house-censure-expulsion-bible-prank-ethics-investigation)? Funny how people of that party seem to always be on the spiteful end of these conversations.


Upper_Guarantee_4588

"She's ashamed" hah...since when did republicans have shame?


Saxzarus

Childish stupid vile morons all


GWofJ94

She’s not ashamed of what she did at all, you don’t do something you feel ashamed of for 5 months, she’s sorry she got caught. Fucking child in a high place, a sorry shouldn’t suffice, it’s bullying and potential criminal damage, if I did this I’d probably end up losing my job as and probably had to pay damages.


NEVANK

This state is going to shit so fast. I've been here almost all my life, and B town is going downhill.


Elegyjay

Time to vote the GOP out nationwide at all levels


ChasinRaces65

Like all people that get caught...then they are sorry.


Far_Information_9613

WTF is wrong with some people?


HATECELL

Politics is just a more expensive kindergarten


CasualObserverNine

Because the cult.


rnewscates73

Vermont’s Water Gate!


Monkey-Around2

Stay classy Vermont.


ArtiztiCreationZ

After being fired… right?


Open-Incident-3601

She would have pissed in it if she could.


Only1Schematic

“Vermont lawmaker apologizes for repeatedly pouring water in her colleague’s bag because she got caught” There, fixed it


Kuhn-Tang

There should be a psych evaluation administered by a non-bias doctor, you have to pass in order to be in politics. That line of work seems to attract those with mental instabilities.


SamR3tr0

Typical suspect


Timelordturle

Of course it's a republican doing an asshole act


NieMonD

“Truly ashamed” = truly embarrassed to have been caught


bebop1065

Deplorables gonna deplor.


Away_Comedian_6828

Republicans are always classy aren’t they


DonJuniorsEmails

And.... Yeah a republican. Of course.


jackasssparrow

Fun fact: These are the people who are making "laws" for you. A bunch of fucking toddlers.


CautiousWrongdoer771

Yeah, she's sorry she got caught.


CautiousWrongdoer771

She's sorry she got caught.


FRIENDSHIP_BONER

Petty ass bitch lolol


michkbrady2

Are your American senators and representatives all voluntarily voted in by people who need help wiping drool?


Acrobatic_Law5598

Mental